Oswald Bates

[T74G]

i think the "Booked on Phonics" program will not only be supersaiyan in its bodega, but it will promolitate, excuse me, pro-segregate the urinal fluid. You see, the grativty loss will probasketball in its own solar plexus, you have to agree!! The success of this program will nostrilize and perhaps magnetize in a sinus headache for all ages.

[whatbigarmsuhav]

There suppose to be bringing this show back, but it wont be the same

[jscorp681]

funny stuff!!!

[giantkiller56]

It looks like at least one person was unable to coredify the exfixafaction of this mandiferous videotorial clip, excuse me cliptorus.

[tmr2456]

This was thee funniest fucking thing on TV back then i swear...then married with children would come on after

[34rodzilla]

May I palpitate further on the subject. Its a form of fellatioism in America, that people rarely see such gastrointestinal insertion in a way that pleases them. It would uvula the whole world to collate, excuse me I mean colon irrigate the plasticity once and for all. Thank you and glaucoma

[rmsolympic1]

Oswald was inpsired by, and modelled after, Mike Tyson.

[hellojohnny101]

Oswald is my hero!

[bluto312]

i agree this was probably the best skit on the show. n that says a lot cuz everything was hilarious on the show lol

[tramballe12]

143 people know what gyna is.

[vidaa82]

oswald bates is the funniest character EVER on any comedy show of all time!

[braddyboy82]

Hold on, I ain't no venereal fuddrucker!

[SuperNinja1981]

HA HA HA HA!!! LMAO!!! Send your colon in today!!!!!

[RacerXGTO]

"Womens with big breastsesses! Womens with big breastsesses!

[jonnyveliky]

*looks left...then looks right*..."BREASTESES!!!" XD

[galaxyrock]

"How big are Jane's breasteses?" "Gigantor."

[mokahquincy71]

The dialogue from this character sounds like all of Lil' Wayne's rhymes, sad to say but Oswald Bates would make a better rapper than Lil' Wayne & all of the other "Lil' Shits" that call themselves rappers out here.

[biped19]

I tutored students who secreted a learning dysfunction.

[ThePhantomKing]

Reading is bisexual in your mentality.

[WisRonsin1]

I can see many of you exposed my bowels;  XD

[ikedirty318]

I cant believe David Alan Grier career didnt take off after this show mush like the others!!!

[gvictor]

@ikedirty318

that's cause david alan grier isn't funny

[DirtyFaceCapon3]

how in the hell can you

"secrete a reading dysfunction?" LMAO

This shit is a gut buster

[MoparMan444]

@DirtyFaceCapon3 How the hell do you put words in a collastamy bag :) lol

[Sigele1]

Shut up, suppress your defecation!

[jasadin]

"To computate how is works I will intersex with a perverted deviant by using one of my own penal implants"

or did he mean penile implant?

 funny either way!

[Illbelateforthat21]

"Now hermaphrodite try it again" LOL.

[soulangel835a]

i actually know people who speak and write like this omg lmao

[rwilli1228]

i ain't no venereal fudrucker lmao!

[sideburn260]

Tiny needs help

[daisyplayer]

one must put his transvestite in jepordy if one wants to become a cunniligus like vanna white

[senorvergara]

I thought it was Tupac giving an interview.

[KnowledgeSeeker68]

eat a dirty dick bitch how dare you disrespect my brother like that Bitch

[bentucky42]

supress your defecations! hahaha, gets me everytime. gotta love damon wayans.

[alisonnicole84]

To take a break from all the racist b.s. on here, I just want to say that I use the 'clairvoyant - excuse me - claire huxtable" line whenever possible and to this day, nobody has gotten the reference. This makes me sad :(

[missbonita23]

thats hilarious!

[araynova]

@alisonnicole84 yo u wild for that one lol.

[centralparkfitness]

@alisonnicole84 HAHAHA, i use it too and like you, nobody gets it. Christ, anyone under age 30 doesn't even know The Cosby Show!

[Pilot317]

see jane's big breastess lol

[RespectTalent]

The Famous James Harris

[TheRatedIX7]

Do you have the one where he's at his parole hearing? LOLz.

[Angelus475]

excuse me, ejacuTATE

[motiongraphics81]

Viren, go die in a fire, you collectivist piece of shit.

[loriparis25]

VirenLickedPresAss, you are the worst kind of human being. You were probably raised by hillbilly hicks from the south living in a trailer park. From your comments we can obviously tell your inbred, uneducated, and low class. You probably have no girlfriend (or if you do she's probably fat and is named Betsy Jo). You make sexy white girls like me sick. Do us all a favor and run in front of the nearest semi you see...douche bag.

[bentucky42]

hey, please don't generalize all southerners as being racist. i'm from georgia and my family is from rural kentucky. we are about as far removed from racial prejudice as you can get, as are many of my friends. i'm not saying you are, it's just that it happens so often.

[bri58325]

It's so funny when you think about racism...Especially because God chooses your race. Racism should not exist.

[bri58325]

No one can choose what race they want to be. Pray for the racist people in the world. God Bless

[adub62]

Hey VirenLickedPresAss

Sorry for misspelling the word. However, I can spell this.

"Your Mother" or "Yo Hoe Ass Mama" or "Put The Meth Pipe Down BITCH".

[joshtemplet]

I read in many sources on the Internet that this show was to start airing on Comedy Central last Thursday. When is it really supposed to start airing?

[MsMisha81]

You're an idiot

[MsMisha81]

Just shows how ignorant you are. Misha is not a negro name...if there ever was such a thing. The name is actually russian. Go read a book, dumbass.

[MsMisha81]

You just mad an ass of yourself by ASSUMING that I am a negro. You have no idea what I am.

[adub62]

Hey VirenKickedPresAss

This Obama election thing must really hurt your uptight white Azz.

[bentucky42]

you know racists really miss out on knowing a lot of awesome people. i genuinely feel sorry for you. God bless.

[CoryChiarelli]

Wow, you're some intellect...go to school, much?

[bentucky42]

you mean punctuation, not punction. so much for being intelligent huh? i'm white by the way. i'm just not a moron.

[redarmyjay]

he sounds like most americans..has nothing to do with being black

[WOTWEET]

There are some caucasians who are like this. But percentage wise, the coloreds are more like the characters in this sketch. That's what makes this so hilarious. The average negro in prison has an IQ of 85, but somehow they have this delusion that they are intelligent.

If a self-assessment poll was taken of negroes in prison, and they were asked "Do you consider yourself to have above average intelligence", I suspect that 90% of them would consider themselves "above average".

Oswald Bates

[CutseyPoo]

You racist hood wearing bastard...see its ignorant people like you that make it difficult for the country as a whole to move forward...just trashy.

[redarmyjay]

hill billy

[truestdude]

hold on wait a minute hold on, i aint no vinereal fuddrucka! lol

[Derek799]

bresteses, I'm gonna start using that word

[deezomaxima]

Why is anyone isn't replying to VirenKickedPresAss? He's just talkin shit to get a rise out of all you. That muthafucker can't read himself.

[CANTB4REAL]

Was that Oswald Bates you were fighting with?

Ever since he joined the nation he tries to act smart and looks stupid.

[LacosteShirtman]

Wont you stfu, stop being racist and just enjoy the video.

[LacosteShirtman]

No im a smart the one thats gonna shove my size 30 up yo ass.

[KRENIN76]

yea and it makes more since then what you rednecks say

[KRENIN76]

and another ignorant redneck with a fucked up mind

[KRENIN76]

its not a comeback my friend its the truh

[hiimwhiteboy]

i hope you live in america, specially when they touch iran. I hope you dont eat. I'm sure you wont.

[KRENIN76]

yea i live in america bitch and what the fuck does iran have to do with me???? as a matter of fact dont answer that.

cause as far as im concerned this arguement this over

[hiimwhiteboy]

Your ignorance will be your fall.

Watch indeed.

[MsMisha81]

He's probably a high school drop out and married to his cousin.

[juanbigone]

Hey,George Bush must have read this book.What a sweet success story.

[dwyanewadejr]

"Uh..... See Jane's....BIG BREASTESES?"

[justwant2laugh]

LMAO!! Classic!!

[othajr23]

impeach me!

[sweetsatin24]

"Do you secrete a reading dysfunction?"

[truestdude]

thats my new word "Man u a venerial fudrucker!" Laugh th hell out loud

[sexigirlphi]

Sometimes I have problems putting my words in a colostomy bag. I think I need a penile implant.

[brecoll86]

LMFAO!! READING IS FALLOPIAN! WTF

[DA317]

can ya see on :53 through :59 he is lookin to his right at a script?

[akamola]

Venerial fudrucker !!!!!!!! Hilarious !!!!!!!

[as5u]

I worry as they do not try to rectify the colon. Seems premature.

[rayduece]

reading is bisexual in your mentality! hilarious!!!

[newton3010]

SHUT UP ! SUPPRESS YOUR DEFICATION

[diggles8]

hands down, the greatest oswald bates sketch, if not the best in living color one...."whoa there, i ain't no venereal fuckrucker"

[PhotoPhoenix]

yah serious, i love oswald bates.

[bri58325]

Oswald Bates is the funniest skit on In Living Color.

[MURK4PRESIDENT]

hahah n antwon da bum

[drjmarq]

This is the funiest stuff I have every heard

[justsigrun]

I ain't no venereal fudrucker ROFLZ

[kevin21470]

"you know what jina is don't you"

[TechieLOCO]

This just Fxxkxxxg funny!

[thepurpleskull]

I gotta have them breastases!

[whigh30]

lol