Video Tapes?

[Nicoresident]

One person was not able to return the videotapes.

[JulieMichelle76]

I've been using that line for years now, ever since I first saw the film.

[snakejohnson]

Returning video tapes is serious business

[lucaslovatto]

Just awesome.

[JamiePaulSmithTV]

No dislikes. I guess everyone returned their videotapes.

[PanthervsRams2004]

you guys are forgetting that this took place in the 80s which means there werent no blu ray or netflix. it was a great excuse for its time *cries*

[oleanderbrew]

@PanthervsRams2004

You're forgetting that nobody is actually forgetting that.

Lulz for the people who get the joke, and woe unto those in the dark.

[PanthervsRams2004]

@oleanderbrew but seriously who uses videotapes anymore?

[oleanderbrew]

@PanthervsRams2004

That's the point. You laugh if you get it, and you sit there confused wondering who even uses tapes if you don't. It's like pretty much an meme or idiom or old phrase that people still use; the literal meaning is not what is important.

[2cutthroatterrorist]

@PanthervsRams2004 Its suppose to be in the 80s.

[proudstr8]

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I had to return some video tapes.

[JimmMyHero]

obvi pre-netflix lolll

[GTMustangRider]

I guess I was probably returning some D.V.D.'s. I'm not into that Yale thing.

[Mudoglav]

Sometimes I think Christian Bale is like Patrick Bateman in real life lol

[proudstr8]

@Mudoglav OH GOOOOOD FOR YOU

[Mizelei1991]

I love how he uses it once as an excuse, halfway through the movie, and decides "Hey, that sounds plausible!" and uses it some more!

[CandyHam]

Yeah this line isn't going to work anymore.

[GTMustangRider]

Kind of passe' since video tapes are considered Byzantine technology. How about, "I have to return some D.V.D.'s".

[JECKINGJORDON]

what the fuck are video tapes?

[SchwarzerMannn]

why is that one sentence so amazing? i cant figure it out but i know its amazing

[mmawrestlereg]

so g

[Colddeed]

I have to return some videotapes, I can't make myself any clearer.

[ASmooveGuy]

I'm going to return some videotapes,when i get back this better be the top comment.Make it happen.

[numbcore]

i guess i was probably returning video tapes

[malcolmscotty1]

lol

[ParkinsandLynch]

0 people forgot to return vi-.......oh...

[ShadowSoldior]

How many porn movies was a guy allowed to rent at one time back then?

[coaltonbennett]

@ShadowSoldior as many as he could afford. He's a banker.

[Casarzino]

I still use videotapes.

[316greg]

@Casarzino LOL!!! That's awesome!!!! I have Laser Disks myself!!!

[Casarzino]

@316greg actually I don't lol, I was joking. I still have videotapes but I got rid of my video recorder. Then I bought my favorite videotape movies on DVD.

[316greg]

@Casarzino I know i only watch DVD's too i was kidding about the Laser Disks!!! I do have a bunch of VHS Tapes in my closet that i'll never watch again maybe i should ship them to Patrick Bateman!!!

[sazedmethat]

I wonder if he rented or bought his VHS copy of Inside Lydia's Ass that he viewed as he made dinner plans with his pumpkin, Courtney

[bigbrown4114493]

Let the man return his video tapes in peace

[kevinhanchukTV]

I pity the fellow that gives Bateman a late charge.

[OfficialEvilRanyl]

i used this line and the girl responded: Video tapes? In what age are you living!? .... i laughed so hard! LOL

[AngelChick03]

@OfficialEvilRanyl Ahahaha, nice.

[InterSeptX]

I'd comment, but I gotta go return some video tapes...

[nasnek]

@InterSeptX nice one.

[Pompeycanuck]

I like part where he says 'I have to return some videotapes.'

[mrtylerdurden91]

by video tapes im mean hookers...and by hookers i mean dead women

[funnystuff1284]

@mrtylerdurden91

and by dead women I mean video tapes oddly enough

[crud4]

I love the first one where he's just about at a crisis point- voice crackling, sweat beading on his face...hand shaking....those are the mannerisms I'll use when I say that to people.

[Arcon1337]

I'd do that, but first I have to return some video tapes...

[iwishiwaskool92]

i like the part where he says "video tapes".

[king802]

Be kind--rewind

[Snake711cool]

Best performance ever

[happygore029]

i like the part where he says " i have to return some video tapes"

[phodder]

pro-tip: add tag yt:stretch=16:9

[jonman456]

omg i watched this movie like 8 times and i never noticed he said this alot

[suaveyobi]

@jonman456 what! Its he damn catchphrase!

[RequiemGetsuga]

I laughed so hard at this my nose started bleeding

[dontmakemeMAD1990]

listen, i've realy got to return somme videotapes !!!

seriously, i exualy was suposed to do that yesterday

[DNAngel2009]

From now on, when I need to leave any kind of social situation, I'm using this line!

[freshPrincess626]

@DNAngel2009

too bad it wouldn't quite work now. unless you say DVDs, or Netflix...

[XxbonerjonesxX]

@freshPrincess626 yeah it's true...i'm only 17 but i used to watch a lot of movies video tapes, and listening to records (the Rolling Stones). i'm an old-school teen :P

[dganonymous23]

@DNAngel2009 Nice...

[AlGhaffar]

@DNAngel2009 Word.

[faithofjudas]

@DNAngel2009 It works for anyone over 25 who actually rented movies the old way.

[mushymaple]

@DNAngel2009 used this today when my boss asked me for extra hours

[ImperialGuard9001]

@DNAngel2009 Well that would worked fine in 90s now there are no videotapes or videotapes blockbuster to return them to.

[xZZxTakedown]

The greatest excuse for something.  You were returning video tapes.

[RioXavier]

My copy of 'Inside Lydia's Ass' is overdue.

[NYofthePacific]

what dont you fucking understand?

[Imontheinternet111]

Bale is so twistedly hilarious in this movie. 

[gathimest]

Blockbuster sends a letter to Bateman

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! YOU DIDN'T RETURN ANY OF THE VIDEOTAPES YOU RENTED

[llennnn16]

@gathimest i almost pooped when i read this, and totally lol'ed

[gathimest]

I want you to know! i've been in your apartment! this is the instrument I split your head apart with!

[LipLocked13]

@gathimest breathe carolina?

[MJAB123]

I have to return some BluRay DVDs.

[chrisbigboat]

Dude, remember to return those videotapes...

[isyutd159]

best movie

[hmmmmm12]

I have to return some video tapes

[Jbui8000]

@hmmmmm12 I'll go with you. I have to return some videotapes myself.

[moelevy21]

Love it!!!

[Tysonisthebestever]

Yea, awesome. I've got to return some video tapes too. The best part is when he breaks up with Evelyn and tells her he has to return some video tapes.