God Is Not A Jerk!

[chumola9]

Hi. I'm glad I not talking to someone who believes in God. So your site is just to make money. Wish you would make piles of the green stuff. Then maybe you will understand.

chuck

[chumola9]

Hi. Sorry, I would have to disagree with you on some of your points. First, God is not human. Second, God controls all the cards in the deck so God doesn't need to practice tough love. Third, the difficult verses in the bible are because humans are not perfect, so when they wrote the bible, they made mistakes. Lastly, one to clean ones own home before pointing out someone else's untidy home.

peace

chuck

[85Damix]

@chumola9 you can't prove any of your statements, so please do not spread them. You look like retard.

[ArcadianProductions7]

haha he said its a STORY BOOK ROFL

[Minemetsa45]

tough love...

kid doesnt listen to you, stone him to death

[mas6o0ol100]

LOL EDWARD YOU CRACK ME UP!

[SolidSnake69XXX]

There was a "Earn a Bible Degree" ad on the side of this video when I saw it.... rofl.

[stud002]

I laugh at people who think Edward is being serious.

[hansfordtv]

@viciousRanger no it's religious

[mikebaxtersc5]

@hansfordtv its satire

[thanksforthemessdick]

saying "biblical truth" is the same as saying "walt disnical truth"or "hanna barbarrical truth"get yer mout shut JERK!!!!

[thanksforthemessdick]

whistle while you work hitler is a jerk musolini bit his weenie now it dose'nt work

[hansfordtv]

@shamantrainer god loves every one. We don't need to condone homosexuality, but we should respect them

[TSPOWELL89]

ur right,Gods not a jerk, he's an asshole

[Oiliver96]

Okay I want to know, are you actually being serious?

[ViciousRanger]

@Oiliver96

No this channel is satirical

[hansfordtv]

@lawlessuk I'm sorry I'm just saying biblical truth

[hansfordtv]

@awesomeathiest1 god doesn't hate gays he loves everyone. I'm a Christian I know

[Lawlessuk]

@hansfordtv Wow, you're a Christian mind reader.. that's one hell of a super power you have, to be able to read a supernatural being's mind. While you're in there, could you tell us how he feels about the situation in Gaza? And how about these people who want to rule other people's lives while ignoring their own dirty little secrets?

Could you also take a good look, and see if this God is, who you all think he is, because from where I'm sitting, he sounds more like a devil type being.

[awesomeatheist1]

god is a jerk. people say he hates gays. therefore he is a jerk

[mrquinnie429]

Isn't funny how God punished humanity from eating from the tree of KNOWLEDGE, even though he created the tree, crafty snake, and gullible humans?

[ManDudeYeah]

I have a friend who looks just like this guy, except he's boring and christian.

[hammr25]

God showed Job all the love in the world by making a bet with the devil that Job wouldn't break no matter how much satan tortured him.

[TheDano1947]

@hammr25 That of course was a sucker bet being that god was all knowing. except when he wasn't.

[MyBandNameWasTaken]

My parents beat me, and my uncle raped me, all because they loved me...

[MrBjrellul]

So god love the baby with no skin so all the suffering in the world is gods love that's nice god u r a fuck up pieace of work

[smoothstringsron]

Jesus is the only way.

[Zodist]

@smoothstringsron Jesus is the only way to what?

[donfishmaster]

@smoothstringsron Jesus Saves!

BUT, Martin St. Louis scores on the rebound!!

[Pentagon1337]

@smoothstringsron The only way to get brainwashed? Yes.

[mysteriousmonkey5]

TWAT



[ElYanio]

no, when a baby is born with out skin thats just god saying he's bored and he wants to fuck with our souls.

[Valthepixie]

But the biblical diety is an arse hole...

"Isaiah 45:7.I form the light, AND CREATE DARKNESS: I make peace, AND CREATE EVIL: I the LORD do all these things."

Why worship a fairy story character suffering from narcissistic scizophrenia, that creates darkness and evil for it's own sport. Thiests are barking mad.

[RobinRc666]

@Valthepixie -_- you do realise he's trolling, right ?

[Valthepixie]

@RobinRc666 ;)

[dragonsammy1]

@Valthepixie Thiest?

[Valthepixie]

@dragonsammy1 "Theist?" Nope, the only way anyone can be a thiest is after being brainwashed from birth by zombie parents or after having a labotomy. I haven't been afflicted with either. :D

[dragonsammy1]

@Valthepixie but you said and i quote "Thiests are barking mad"

[Valthepixie]

@dragonsammy1 Are you asking a question, twisting and spinning or commenting on my crappy typing skills ?

Not being real good at telepathy an all, I haven't got a fucking clue what you're on about.

[dragonsammy1]

@Valthepixie I just didnt know what you ment did you mean Athiest

[Valthepixie]

@dragonsammy1 There is no such word as Athiest, it's my crappy typing. I type too fast and sometimes transpose. Normally its i before e. But not before c, and a few other exceptions including atheist. My bad. lol

[TheDano1947]

@Valthepixie Typo's can be avoided with spell check.

[Valthepixie]

@TheDano1947 I don't need spell check, but to slow down,.. I type too fast and my kilt flies up. lol

[TheDano1947]

@Valthepixie WHATEVER LADDY

[Valthepixie]

@TheDano1947 That shoud be 'What ever lady'. If you can't stop insulting peoples inteligence with your dark age invisible fairy story characters, at least have decency to not literary shout at people with your kindergarten level literacy skills. Do your self a favor, go back to school and pay attention. ;-)

[Valthepixie]

@dragonsammy1 Personally think your inner child is being a bit annaly retentive. ;)

[dragonsammy1]

@Valthepixie ...

[Holygiant]

@Valthepixie lawl, this guy is joking...

[Valthepixie]

@Holygiant no shit ;)

[SuperMatthew345]

@Valthepixie It reminds me of Kira :)

[Valthepixie]

@SuperMatthew345 Kira ?

[gr00vylee]

It's your need of putting words into atheists mouth that doesn't need to exist! Stop wasting your God;s time on lies YOU made up

[randomperson2538]

@gr00vylee it's satire. hes really an atheist, just lol at it

[naiive99]

IF god is so forgiving then why couldn't he forgive adam and eve for eating "an apple" and if he is so caring why did he make a place call hell where you burn for eternety just for a mistake ( oh yeah "mistake" we humans never do those )

[edwardburkard]

you sir, are an idiot



[guineapiggyman]

@TheDoubleJointedKid uhhh, you obviously dont get it. this guy always has been atheist. these vids he makes are SATIRE (look it up)

[2100mastermind]

you know what i read a book about a true story of a little chinese or japanese girl a dont remember but she was good inecent little girl then one day she got cancer i dont remember what type for no reason so if god is real then why did he punish a little girl for no reason so once again checkmate

[ZaingerMakante]

Go back 2 videos. Watch it. You contradict yourself, sir.

[guineapiggyman]

@ZaingerMakante god ur dumb

[ZaingerMakante]

@guineapiggyman How am I dumb? He did contradict himself with the video 'An Atheist Meets God.'

Sorry for pointing that out?

Also, pretty sure you're not supposed to use the Lord's name in vain.

[guineapiggyman]

@ZaingerMakante this guy IS AN ATHEIST! these vids are just satire on how stupid christians can be

[ZaingerMakante]

@guineapiggyman Yeah, I just read that on his about me thing. =/ Woops.

Sorry, I thought he was just a dumbass.

[guineapiggyman]

@ZaingerMakante hes just really good at satire haha. but on a sadder note- i have met actual christians THIS dumb. lol

[samn100]

POE'S LAW IN FULL EFFECT. This guy is actually making fun of theists XD

[schlegelt]

God hates us.

[randomperson2538]

@schlegelt no just you :)

[schlegelt]

@randomperson2538 No, God loves me. He told me that I am one of the few on this earth that he cares for.

[randomperson2538]

@schlegelt so... it was a voice inside your head? go to a doctor.

[schlegelt]

@randomperson2538 It was neither a voice nor in my head. Doctors cause more problems than they solve.

[randomperson2538]

@schlegelt so how do know?

[werewolf873]

@schlegelt youre just a nutter. and for that matter without docters you would be dead before you reached 30

[CammehYaBams]

Lol at the list...

[fredneedle123]

so how does burning in hell for eternity help anyone change their ways?

[MazorKuziaki]

Hey, I love you, but if you don't love me back... I'll put you through torture for all of eternity.

[FuGiG]

the war is with yourself isnt it edward? if i was you i wouldnt go and make my life even worse trying to find ways to fight God, do you really think you have anything to say to make right what you're doing when your judgement comes? no atheist knows for sure God doesnt exist i dont care what they say, so just admit youre a fool doing foolish things

[WaffleSpycrab]

@FuGiG Of course we don't know for sure that God doesn't exist, because every time we find some scientific and historical evidence disproving the idea of God, christians will way that God is somehow beyond those facts, that he is somehow beyond time and space. Wouldn't that qualify as being non-existant? People will say that he is beyond nature, but nature is everything in existance. If he is beyond that, then he is non-existant. And you not caring for what atheists say sounds like ignorance.

[FuGiG]

@WaffleSpycrab

there will never be historical or scientific evidence disproving God. Why? its simple, because you cant disprove the truth, you can try until youre blue in the face but you never will be able to

[WaffleSpycrab]

@FuGiG We don't know the truth. We as a species can not say that we know the origin of life, or any other big answers. We can always speculate and try to gain knowledge, either from ourselves or through other races in the universe when we eventually go that far, but so far, we can not know. And it may seem comforting to pretend to know the answer, but the truth is still far from our reach.

And i could probably try until i'm blue in the face, but that's just because theists will refuse to listen.

[FuGiG]

@WaffleSpycrab

actually we have a book that is accurate to a T. if you're ignorant of that and believe in evolution, "aliens" (demons) and other lies that's your problem. we don't need science for everything, in fact using math, logic, and reason we can know the bible is the truth because its virtually impossible for a book written thousands of years ago to just always be right by mere coincidence, try this with a science book and i bet you it is or will be outdated (has errors)

[Nederdien]

@FuGiG

People, who are not relieing on the bible are people, lack a proof.

Because reason is, what make them atheists.

Ask everyone, who is serious, whether an open ball is open, and they would certainly tell you it is.

But mathematicians (in this case) don't just accept the seemingly obvious. Though they agree now, they had to make up some weird proof for it.

[Snickerdoodles2012]

I may be wrong....but do some of his comments sound a little anti-God? Alot of his videos are good and they do promote Christianity....but I'm starting to think he cares more about getting laughs and views than he does about his "War on Atheism"

[Keefterdam]

This guy is fucking nuts!!

[Akron162]

@Keefterdam that's the problem whit the internet: there is allways somebody who doesn't get a joke.

[freiheitsalv]

in His invisible eyes.........which totally exist....LOL!!!!!

[nightname6]

Just what Raelsatu said... if god is really loving would he hate gay people... he would accept them for who they are... and letting people die all around us, when he obviously saw what was going to happen... and just sits back and watch....

There is just no logic behind a god .... gods dont exisit every should now know that the " magical sky daddy " dosent exist. but for you believing in that. i think i might start believing in Unicorns and santa clause

[maladettolupo]

Poe's Law at it's finest. Well done.

[PJLJ47]

this is comedy.

[donkid33]

When Pharaoh stubbornly refused to let us go, the LORD killed the firstborn of both people and animals in Egypt. This is why I sacrifice to the LORD the first male offspring of every womb and redeem each of my firstborn sons

God is sooooo Nice

[krazykane100]

Edward Current is an Atheist.

[RichardTeh3rd]

i know hes joking but... i feel bad for people like that. They cant open their eyes :(

[Salger12]

Love how people think he is actually bashing Atheism.

[isaachaze1]

@Salger12 that's part of the fun of his vids :)

[Danielezerable]

@EdwardCurrent You made a video where he's throwing someone into HELL!!!!!!!!!!! God calls false prophets to shut up.

[momtchil]

guys he is known for his extremely serious looking parodies.... so hilarious

[Savci008]

Rule 34.

[MultiHITLER1945]

theres a god and he is somewhere.....out there....

[Gallagherfreak100]

This guy has to be a parody poster. I refuse to believe he is for real.

[xKidxClownx]

@Gallagherfreak100 mee 2

[KittyRawr94]

why skit both christians and athiests JUST for the lols.

we both have extremely different opinions right. but not all christians are at atheists throats arguing 24/7 about if theres a God or not as you seem to portray in your videos.

the fact you called this "THE WAR ON ATHIESM" is wrong entirely we act out of love.

i hate your videos as you make both christians and atheists look like faggots.

look at yourself.

your clearly messed up in what you yourself are.

time you make up your mind.

[gadgaurd]

...Was that a fucking joke?

[gzpan0324]

@gadgaurd it's a fckin sattire stupid

[GMunny5]

This is why i consider christianity equivalent to bat-shit. It is far too easy to make it look utterly ridiculous.

[CoolTechnoFreak]

actually, god is real, he's spiritual, beyond human comprehension, you only see heaven & hell when you die. like i said spiritual. Also, the bibal isnt embarrising, its facts, wake up& smell the coffee. Oh yeah he's a jealous god, yet forgiving, & merciful, & god bless america? TSK! Most countries are better than america, we arent the only country in the world u kno. This it CoolTechnoFreak signing out,

GOD BLESS US ALL :)

PS-Send me a message if u have questions kk thnx

PPS- Im christian

[mattakudesu]

@CoolTechnoFreak PPS - you are a fucking moron.

[CapaQdoe]

what if stole food for my starving family, from a money laundering store?

[GodsMusic4ALL]

12Janar12 Jesus is Love Try Him He loves me in spite of my wrongs He has no favourites He is no respector or persons See Tamela Mann You Tube STEP ASIDE

[ganjamanhernandez]

"im edward current and im an idiot" lol

[LibbyKira]

I am a Christian.God is not a jerk.I love God.

[justsomeguy2756]

he wouldn't say that if his kid had no skin...

[mattakudesu]

@justsomeguy2756 THIS IS MADNESS! madness? THIS...IS...SATIRE!

[masterofaddiction]

ar u a preist???

[Senshismackdown]

Boy, all of you users sure have broken SATIRE detectors.

[kbawesome101]

@lordG0RE in what way?

[zachstuart13]

I got it after I saw his other videos...this one isnt as obvious because its VERY similar tactics used by a lot of other theists in rhetoric. Oh well, I guess we all look stupid at some point;)

[lordG0RE]

this HAS to be a joke.

[lordG0RE]

this HAS to be a joke.

[gummy23456]

i dont know but this guy sounds like he doesnt know wat hes talking about and i dont even have to make fun of him hes doin it himself hahahahahahah xD

[MrBeautifulba1]

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." -Jimi Hendrix.

[zachstuart13]

So wait, let me get this straight...He starts out his argument by saying he knows "FOR A FACT" (look up qualifications for a fact moron) that God is not a huge a-hole who throws non-believers into hell, but then he ends his argument by saying that regardless of how you live your life God will punish you like a "infinitely just, merciful God" for not believing in him. Hey moron while your looking up the qualifications for fact, maybe you should look up what a contradiction is as well.

[lrg2k10]

@zachstuart13 I know for a fact you are an idiot because you dont get a parody

[FreeMBS]

@lrg2k10 "checkmate atheists!" XD

[zachstuart13]

So wait, let me get this straight...He starts out his argument by saying he knows "FOR A FACT" (look up qualifications for a fact moron) that God is not a huge a-hole who throws non-believers into hell, but then he ends his argument by saying that regardless of how you live your life God will punish you like a "infinitely just, merciful God" for not believing in him. Hey moron while your looking up the qualifications for fact, maybe you should look up what a contradiction is.

[ilovemusic6666]

Was God's first mistake the talking snake?

[HeathenEurope]

Dude, you ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT.

[wardzer]

@HeathenEurope L2sarcasm

[MrArcadius7]

Forbidden fruit was eaten "thousands" of years ago. hahahahahahahahahahaha

[animefanatic101]

Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365 not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers were given. Satan - 10.

[MrScooty101]

If Noah's Flood actually happened there would be ONE HUGE LAYER containing every lifeform that ever existed, all jumbled up together.

BUT THERE'S NO SUCH THING!! Where are the fossils? Where is the flood?

Two stories always got to me...Original Sin & Hell. Any God who would set up 2 people as he did Adam & Eve, then curse the human race for their failure, is no compassionate being in my eyes. He's a Cosmic Tyrant.

He's a sadistic evil monster

God believers are laughed at in history books.

[JoseATurner]

Yes he is! Thumbs up if that ass-hole owes you money!

[ernanisf]

@JoseATurner god owes me money, that motherfucker

[MegaSonic64]

god can't love cause he is a jelous god

[MegaSonic64]

God is Good Lord GOd is eveil Jesus Is evil

if want to know thetruth and come to my channel which is MegaSonic64

[MegaSonic64]

God is Good Lord GOd is eveil Jesus Is evil

if want to know thetruth and come to my channel

[MegaSonic64]

All religions are fake you because they worship the sun which is lucifer the giver of light he calls himself the morning star in Isiah 14:12

[SuperDelta456]

you just said the opposite, he's going to punish us but meanwhile he's superforgivin' Eddy you deluded idiot, not to mention that you also forget that a judge is neutral a father ain't

[slashrocks47]

I think that this person needs to look up the word 'atheist' in a dictionary because he starts by saying that we believe that god is some mad, angry dude.

[ScreamAlvah]

@slashrocks47 This is all satire dude

[12Janar12]

you are an idiot. Atheist(like me) doesn't belibe god and beacuse of that they doesn't think that god is jerk..

BTW: prove it that god is real and people go to heaven or hell after they die but prove it without bible.

(sorry my bad english. im estonian)

[GodsMusic4ALL]

@12Janar12 I think that even more than heaven or hell, God loves me, and yes I came to know God through Jesus. I came to know Jesus quickly, and know I have a lifetime of getting to know Him. LOL

[12Janar12]

@GodsMusic4ALL how u know that god loves u?

[Wolky702]

i m an atheist, not because i believe God is a jerk, but because i dont think he exsists...

[wite12]

@Wolky702 Yes! this retard thinks we believe in "it" and we hate "it" but we don't believe in "it"

[Wolky702]

@wite12 imagine the majority of the world would be atheists... every religious person would be declared crazy! that d be funny =)

[wite12]

@Wolky702 It'd be a dream come true :D

[12Janar12]

@Wolky702 same here, this video is made by some idiot. :D

[swss12]

@Wolky702 he doesn't

[mattrocks182]

@Wolky702 aye, im atheist because god has never spoken to me or done anything ever, not really because hes a twat.

[xtremejohnny69]

@Wolky702 Same here. It wasn't the death that god was responsible for in the bible that made me become an atheist (though that certainly helped) I became an atheist after realizing there was no logical ground for religion.

[Greensery]

"God is a tough lover" DIRTY!! :D

[Raelsatu]

Justice according to the Bible, is God lettings billions of predestined non-believers burn in hell for eternity because the first 2 humans he created ate from a tree that he put there, already knowing they were going to eat from it in the first place. Already knowing that Lucifer was lounging around in the holiest of gardens. And instead of acting reasonable like an infinitely understanding God would, re-payed humanities curiosity and logic with never ending pain. Sounds like justice to me!

[Blitzzkreigg]

@Raelsatu I'm not a model Christian but what I think happened was that it was to test man to see if they would listen. If he doesn't test you there's no point in living because we can just go automatically to heaven and there we go, done.

[Keijikrall]

@Blitzzkreigg And yet he gives us a test he knows we will fail or win before he gives it to us in his infinite knowledge.

[slayyer000]

@Raelsatu but that doesn't exist? so.......

[mattakudesu]

@Raelsatu that is EXACTLY why i am not a christian, it just makes no fucking sense.

[Courteousness]

@Raelsatu are you going to tell me what justice is?

[MrInjerreau]

@Raelsatu Smartest post here

[Videos4USArmy]

Is this serious? I can't tell whether he is serious, or being a troll.

[hehdm]

@Videos4USArmy lol



[CRISNCHIPS12398]

@Videos4USArmy This is a satire, it is aimed at showing how ridiculous fundamentalist people really are.

[alwaysnforever02]

@Videos4USArmy SAME HERE!