Best Caddyshack Quotes

[scottmiller312]

you gonna eat your fat??????

[mmcgwire]

The Dance of the Living Dead

[WHOAgwPOPMYTHUMB]

I hear he choked on his own throwup

[LomoBrowncoat]

Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.

[DKrest]

Smails: What are you doing then, Sunday?

Danny: No plans.

Smails: Great! How would you like to mow my lawn, huh?

[ThePass1967]

"i almost got head from amelia earhardt"

[ThePass1967]

only movie ever with literally over 100 quotes we still say 30 years later...1 in a million

[trillium1000]

hey you, pick up that blood

[masanf]

This list is nothing without the quote about the country club being restricted and Wang not telling them he is Jewish.

[Blank747800]

Lou's been losin a lot at the track lately

[born2grooveu]

looks good on you tho

[born2grooveu]

i aint payin no 50 cents for no coke.

[vgsgtrman1]

Nice job on nailing lots of great quotes!!!

[r4h4al]

OH IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU NO, *WINK WINK"

[divet3sniper]

du-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nuhh..­..

[paranoidpfanclub]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[FreeMoney162]

Gunga gulunga, and i said hey llama, how bout a little something, you know for the effort

[PawnSacrific3]

"Me winning isn't, you do."

[capodencia85]

"you take drugs Danny" I dont know why but that line always makes me laugh.

[dommyjukes]

"so what? so lets dance!"

also- "well the world needs ditch diggers too"

[keysersoze5]

you forgot:

"is this your place? it's really...it's really awful"

and

"people don't say things like that about you as far as you know"

[stephxbones]

"HEY EVERYBODY! WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!"

[generalgeewhiz]

somebody step on a duck

[Kateplus8fan1]

You forgot ,,,

"Your no gentleman!"

" Hey , I'm no doorknod either"

[PrivateMetalhead]

"It was unavoidably detained."

[AntiFederalist1]

You forgot:

"I just got head from Amelia Earhart!"

[AntiFederalist1]

1 person is a fuzzy little foreigner.

[AntiFederalist1]

"Whoa, looks good on YOU though"

[TheFatBastard89]

"Spalding NOOOO!"

lmao

[Paul5678]

"That must be the tea.". Seriously, this is positively outstanding!

[KappandDunning]

YO WHITEY, WHERE'S YO HAT



[MrJumblerr]

Who the hell was the "dislike" on this?

[AngusGibsonT]

"Turds!" "Spaulding!"

"Double turds!" "SPAULDING!"

"DOUBLE FARTS!"

[CarroT0P]

"Colored boy? WHy you son of a bitch"

[magpietatts]

Excellent effort man, the whole movie is quoteworthy so you're never gonna please everyone. My two favourites are "Hey, Whitey, where's your hat?" and "Let's go while we're young!", I use that one in my class all the time.

[Phil684]

you forgot 'I could have stayed home to play with myself'

[shrxfn68]

Where'd you just come from? A Scotch ad? XD

[kewlbreez77]

"..hey baby you're alright... you musta been somthin before electricity.." lol, hilarious

[100bostonfan]

you forgot im hot today!

[SpahrStudios]

that kangaroo stole my ball

[85turtle]

you forgot "you scratched my anchor"

[celtdanscott]

I would have added, "how'd you like to mow my lawn".

[iamahoboweeee]

u forgot hey moose rocco help the judge find his checkbook

[hafy12]

gunga gunga ga lunga gunga



[TheParam3dic]

Cannonball, cannonball!

[VainEldritch]

You forgot: "Buy? Bushwood?! YouHoHoHooo"

[Superkano08]

I'll slack you off you fuzzy little foreignor haha

[Miyavisgirl1540]

"Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"

best line from the movie! 

[jadedmastermind]

"What kind of shit is this?"

"It's the best, man, I got it from a negro!"

[errormsg5]

it's in da hole!

[TVLubber]

"You'll get nothing and like it!"

LOL