Jeff Dunham -Spark of Insanity- Achmed the Dead Terrorist

[hayhay3280]

"son of a bicth what happened to my feet?"

[hayhay3280]

"What the hell happened to my feet! Dude what the hell are you doing"

[xSkittles4EVAx]

"No no, its Achhhmed"

"Thats what i said"

"No you said Achmed. Its Achmed chchchchchch!!"

[blacktron109]

Are you kinding, I'd kill you for a Klondike Bar!

[En1gm4Sw4gg]

What does he mean by "I love bu.. Oh u mean the president? I'm sorry

[forsterik]

@En1gm4Sw4gg There's a band out there named Bush, so at first, Achmed thought he meant the band. But then realized that he meant the president not the band...

[En1gm4Sw4gg]

@forsterik ok thanks

[ShadoChyld]

@En1gm4Sw4gg I am not much for dirty jokes but I believe he meant the female pubic hair area which I believe is sometimes called that.

[MsPrincessMonaco]

@mattmainville1 ... That doesn't... what the... Wow. I guess common sense isn't as common as it used to be. He's a ventriloquist, meaning he can't make exactly the right sound without moving his mouth. So he distorts the sound and the human brain infers the rest.

[Adriano6709]

Son of a bitch:)):)):)):)):))

[blacktron109]

"Is it a nice facility?"

"It used to be."

"What happened?"

"New guy! The idiot tried to practice!'

"And what did you guys learn from that?"

"Location, location, location."

[mattmainville1]

@blacktron109 actually it says Look Asian, Look Asian, Look Asian. i made that mistake too at first

[doomlichpoo]

I used to do this......until i took an arrow to the kn...... SILENCE! I KILL YOU! lol

[poohbear7941923]

dear dislikers,

look at the dislike bar

then look at ur penis

then look back at the dislike bar

notice there the same size



[streetdancer6]

"i feel fine" but your all bone "its a flesh womb"

[HeroChao132]

@streetdancer6 Wound.

[streetdancer6]

@HeroChao132 my bad

[zZMaiaZz]

@streetdancer6 wound retard

[lewjamesable]

let me see eh A...C...Flem...Silence...I Kill You

[LunariaPerez]

"What do you think of Bush?" "oh i love Bu...oh you mean the president? Im sorry!" xD LOL !

[austinstoltz24]

are u a muslim, no i looked on my ass and it said made in china! hahahahahaha

[gig991]

a--c---[help me  here]

[defffcongo1]

THUNBS UP IF ONCE IN A WHILE YOU THINK HIS PUPPETS ARE REAL! >.<

[StyrophomeODST]

Funny thing is, Achmeds first appearence was in Washington DC

[rachelzworld]

some dude dressed as achmed in comic-con...so epic

[lalasophiie]

ahaha xxxx

[LadyR0ck3r25]

peanut would kick his ASS

[TFHalo]

@LadyR0ck3r25

But.... Achmed doesn't have one... :P

[CoRRupT3dS3nSeS94]

HURR HURR DURR ITS SO FUNNY "SILENCE I KILL YOU" HAHAHAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE TERRORISM HAHAHAHAHA

[LoneKillerZ]

Jeff : Just Sit Still!

Achmed : Ok... I Will Not My Ass!

Walter : You Idiot You Don't Have An Ass!!!

LoL!

[lowsodiumfreakss]

I LOVE HOW HE SAYS GOOD EVENING!!!

"A terrifying terrorist...are you scared?"

"no"

"now???"

"no"

and im not typing the rest or else i will be rolling on my floor laughing

[CresentMoonAnime]

LOL.

Jeff: So your Muslim?

Achmed: No.

Jeff: No?

Achmed: No, I don think so. Look at my ass! It says mad in china!

XD

[coolermccloud]

cried laffing.

[jamey8102]

This Puppet show by JEFF BUNHAM is the best the Perfect the most favourite puppet show in the whole wide world ........ It's cool it's perfect it's the BEST no Bestest ever ...

[robloxman59]

@jamey8102 its dunham

[linck135218]

The winner had to fight Michael Jackson. LMFAO.

[taylorrl27]

acchmed is funny

[rwefuny]

u did this for virgins? no I kill u for a Klondike bar

[LoneKillerZ]

@rwefuny

Actually It Says Like This Dude!

Jeff : You Did All this For A Bunch Of Virgins?

Achmed : Are You Kidding Me? I'd Kill You For A Cloud Nine Bar!

[shnnw18]

Jeff: So how do you spell your name?

Achmed: Oh. Ok. Um. let's see. Um.A C Flem. XD lol

[xxjEANcARLOxx]

Some people "say when they die " they see a white light ?????

wHAT THE FUCK !!! " PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY DIE THEY SEE A WHITE LIGHT " ???

[codelyokomadgirl]

jeff-hold still

achmed-ok iwill not move my ass

walter-you idiot you dont have an ass

[TheFighterHell]

i bought his shirt "SILENCE I KEEL!"

[24chancer]

STOP TOUCHIN MEEEEE!!!!! XD

[ombreaamber]

any1 notice that 1 arm is attaced to his sholder and the other 1 isnt? ACHMED IS SOO FUNNY! i want to hear some new material!!

[engel783]

whos the varizal bastard?

[Koenigsegg2010]

@engel783 verizon

[engel783]

@Koenigsegg2010 ty

[SuperBeiberfan123]

you rasist bastard

[Hellen7510]

This Is Funny i'll kill you hahahaha

[Arizabal19]

silence i'll kill you

 hahahahahahah

[hanifhuzairi]

@Dreamkiller94571 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! what happened next?

[Zombies194]

so wat do u think of bush of i love tha.... ohh u mean the president

[urpwnd4]

haha! when acchmed says "its a flesh wound" the captions say "its a freashman"

[Panzzer12]

*freaken

[Panzzer12]

So freaked funny!

[Kurruppt1]

46 Terrorist Dislike This

[flygon7345]

I thort i would give it a chance but nope it sucked cock

[flygon7345]

Because i was ment to click another vid but my fucked up mouse has a mind of its own and made it click on that so i watched to give it a chance but nope it sucked

[flygon7345]

The strassman show is like 10 times better then this guy

[TeDy93BeAr]

makes me laugh every time ..... :D

[5361Tyler]

lol silenc i kill u

[balls285]

A lets see A-C-um flem XD

[girlcookiemonster]

gasp..gasp.. cant breathe.. TOOO FREAKING FUNNY!!

[superior503]

I don't get the bush

[HotnessSearcher18]

@superior503 Jeff asked what he thought of George Bush, but Achmed thought Jeff was talking about bushy pubic hair.

[AngelOfDeaths234]

Thumbs up if you like Achmed when he says, "Silence!! I Keel You!!!"

[zZTrickShotZz]

Knock Knock, who's there? Me, i keel you

[matthewparsons1996]

@Dreamkiller94571 HA! I could just imagine it, i mean i like lynsey lohan but that would just be funny as hell, would you do it again if given the chance.

:)

[808sun5h1n3]

Can u hear me now? POOF!!! funny

[rvbrowning1001]

U did this jst for virgins

No I would kill u for a klodike bar

XD LOL

[Dragonmorce]

@merkat97 well it was bandage, dumbass

[Znteri]

I wont move my ass

You idiot, you dont have an ASS!

XD

[anojiv]

OK I WILL NOT MOVE MY ASS.........you idiot you dont have an ass ROFL

[evilgamers1]

how bout now? no god damit! ohhh i mean allah dammit!

[BooBooStewartLuver1]

STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!! I...KILL YOUUUU!!!! XD

[jeanbean221]

Ha, its ok i took that verizon basturd with me. pahahaha

[awesomejason10011]

silence i ikll you.

[ghettogurl718]

I really love him soo much

[thefriendsfromnj]

45 people don't know real comedy

[alisha54189]

SILENCE.. I kill you.

[crazydeadman177]

location location location

[MoshiTomnor]

we have the suicide bomber training camp

is that a nice facility?

it used to be

hehe

[Musiclover22mm]

knock knock?

whos there?

ME! I KEEL YOU!

[Meerkat97]

it's funny cause the turban on his head shows that he's punjabi (hindu), but achmed is a muslim name

[TaliaBabyx]

(Jeff) - So uh Achmed--

(Achmed) - No,no.Is Achmed.

(Jeff) - That's what I said.

(Achmed) - No you said Acmed.Is Achmed.CH CH,CH CH CH!

[MissDanosaur]

Achmed vs walter <3 !! What a match

[victoryconsistantly1]

44 ppl drive a prius

[musicaddict876]

does anybody know anything about the muslium religon??

[nissansentraglx]

@musicaddict876 what does knowing about the religion have to do with a comedy routine?

[musicaddict876]

@nissansentraglx cant a person just wonder??



[nissansentraglx]

@musicaddict876 you certainly can just wonder. when i'm curious about something, i google it.

[mattressmaniacs]

@musicaddict876 other than the fact that some scream ALLAH ACKA BAH!!!!!*BOOOM*

[musicaddict876]

@mattressmaniacs lol

[wtftv42]

This could be the next Klondike commercial

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

I KILL YOU!

[goforgood]

3.57 lol

[coolgirldotcom90]

elllllooooo im linsey lohan jajajjajajajjajja

[xxLuckyShotxx97]

I was getting gas when I answered my cell phone " can you hear me no-boom" at first I thought it was because I went over my minutes

[SuperGhadeer1]

This is HILARIOUS!!!!!

[AngelofLightX4]

44 people are lindsey lohan

[benji12341]

ahkahkahkahkahka maan a c flem silence i kill you i am a soeid bomer im all bone it is a fleah wound what the hell happen to my feet stop touching me

[MyJordan2000]

i dont like tht priest joke one bit

[prettygirlswagrofl]

Silence! I kill you!........hahahaha

[everythinggirl11]

Are u kiddin me I'd kill u for a Klondike bar hahahahaha!!!!!!

[Ziggy7075]

oh, Achmed! A, uh, C, uh flem......

[jackhamer1234]

oh i love bush oh u meant the president hahahahhaah owned!!!

[Jonas710001]

Silence, I'll kill you!

[EminemFanForLife1000]

i keeelll you(:

[DOGGY00691]

You kidding me I'll kill you for a clanditebar. lol

[TheXtrini2dbonex]

@DOGGY00691 Klondlike

[SWT3794]

Right after my birthday. You posted this the DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY?!

[theAkiholic]

I don't get the Lindsay Lohan part actually. Explanation please :D

[Fwanco]

@theAkiholic its about wen achmed goes pass the security, the only way to pass it was to do this: the security opens the suitcase and then he goes like "HELOOOOOOOOO!!!!! IM LINDSAY LOHAN!!!!"

thats how the security gets attracted and just let em pass XD

[saro0orachanel]

thats so funny i love when he says i kill you its so so funny hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrPelok]

Gotta love it!

[LilCutie9568]

how about i kill the jews? no no i wouldn't kill them i just throw a penny and let them fight to the death.. as said by achmed

[katelynnlovesjesus77]

silence Ill kill you! A c ahh... flem LOVE IT!!

[TheGailus]

lol i think i pissed my pants lol

[royalbroadway]

41 people have smelled Walter's gas and liked it.

[bitchkiller96]

new guy. the idiot tryed to practice. so what did u learn from that? ....location location location.......were looking for some idiots with no future XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[mirMOkhun]

I KILL YOU ! :)

[TheGodofrock1990]

What about Bush?

I love Bu- OH! You mean the President XD

[TheGodofrock1990]

I love how it said R.I.P Michael Jackson

[swaggalouie123]

ok lets see a-c-flem xD!!!!

[meggymoomi]

my teacher always walks in the room and says 'good evening.... Indfidels. Silence'-when we laugh-'I-kill-YOUUU!' man, i wish i never introduced him to Jeff Dunham :D

[devillord199]

knock knock!!

[CraziiCouinz]

haha this is sooooooooooooooo funnnyy haha

[toonberrage]

SO YOU;R A TERRORIST.

YES, I AM A TERRORIST.

WHAT KIND OF TERRORIST?

A TERRIFYING TERRORIST.

[weretiger12]

"Knock knock"

"Who's there"

"Me I kill you"

[zacattac101]

are you my virgins

what

there are some ugly ass guys out there!

[Soshi201]

SILENCE!.. I KILL YOU!!! hahha lol

[ShowDownMutiny]

40 people were working with Achmed :D

[Greatwall10]

i guess how we know how micheal jackon died.  XD that was dark :(

[bettier54]

R.I.P.  MICHAEL JACKSON :D

[TheGreatALi101]

@bettier54 no.

[bettier54]

@TheGreatALi101 what do u mean no

[tdawgturner]

I wonder if Jeff just thinks of this like at the moment or if he practices and has a script.

[SuperLegofan99]

elloooooo! I'm Lindsay Lohan!!!

[AwESomeRifficK798]

40 Ppl Were Neew Guys.

[peachpelt108]

lol i love this guy XD

[JeffDunham1234Gleek]

I did the same thing with 2 catholic priest's except I tossed in a small boy. The winner had to fight Michael Jackson!!

[123justin1234able]

god damnit...OH uhh i mean alah dannit...

[DemiCullen17]

39 people were gased by walter!!!

[RayKismify]

"Holy crap I'm in the air! I NEED SOME LIGAMENTS!"

"I would not kill the Jews, no... I would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death!"

"I set the timer for 30 minutes and it went off in 4 seconds! ...You know what that's like, right? ...Mr. Hurricane?????"

[pinkston69]

@SuperFlyMeNow2  i do tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooo

[SuperFlyMeNow2]

Respond to this video...  hahaha isnt it aweesomee?

[2pintsluver]

STOP TOUCHIN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....... I KILL YOU XD

u racist bastard pmsl

[pinkston69]

@2pintsluver no you don,t

[2pintsluver]

@pinkston69 wtf up wiv u i just love that part thats all

[dvldog2010]

STOP TOUCHING MEEEEE!!!!!!!

[beatbandit100]

so u never saw a white light

"no but i saw a blue pries( jeffs car lMAO)

[damienockley89]

Allah damn it XP

[17Jamie17]

Hellllloo i am Lindsay Lohan!

[Highlanderswave83]

@17Jamie17 maybe the more ironic part of all

[mearsybear2k9]

39 people worked at the suicide bomber training camp

[mulattoxbAby]

i kill u lol

[brooke10987]

Achmed's best quote, in my opinion: "...You racist bastard."

[musicaddict876]

@brooke10987 i say that all the time... lol

[SingerTonya]

LMAO!^^

[pinklacy]

jeff: what was the last thing that went through ur mind?

acccchhhhmed: my ass :)

[RomeroFanboy]

wHAT THE HELL HAPPEND 2 MAH FEET!????

[silvertalon666]

@RomeroFanboy SON OF A BITCH!!!! HAHA

[RomeroFanboy]

Jeff: whats ur favorite scary movie?

Achmed: HMMMMMMM

Jeff: well?

Achmed: SILENCE!...of the lambs

Jeff: *Laughter*

[allstardiazxoxo]

i love this video n Jeff dunham n his puppets..

[spotforever28]

i've never laughed so hard. I keel you! :P

[M3X1C4NR34P3R]

god damn it.....i mean ala damit

[Skypilot4tgg]

@M3X1C4NR34P3R It's Allah damn it.

[M3X1C4NR34P3R]

god man it.......ha i mean ala damit

[BigBubbleGoesPop]

Are u sure ? yes ! i just got my flu shot !! funny shit f u n n y shit

[MissBoYa]

hahahahahaha silence, i keeel U xD

[MickeySlips]

I Kill U !