Bill Bailey's Bunker Blog (3): Hey Nick Clegg, I Too Have Wept

[irkofan]

I cry every time I hear Nickleback.

[WireMosasaur]

There IS a carrot museum...

[frazz2306]

SSSSLLLLAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUURG­GGGH!

[Joesus5000]

What's great about Bill is that he sort of takes the piss out of the conspiracy theory stuff, but sees the sense of it as well.

I love you, Bill!

[Lizzard1Wizzard]

hey bill, i want a bunker, A SECRET BUNKER:p below is above... above is below. Yeah, i don't believe Osama is dead lol

anyway, i want the security a bunker offers one in a scenario of the worst kind... was wonderin if you could do a blog with a few tips on how to acheive this goal... the certainty... comfort it offers. If you don't, i hope your parrot opposes your fuck gloating madness mocking meanderings.hehe

[MrHEC381991]

well he's dead, and no sign on gazza. They called your bluff on this one, bill.

[zloychechen5150]

oooooooooooud!

[CJCMurray]

I actually have that conspiracy theories book.

[hailrealmetal666]

ANGEL OF DEATH! =D x

[intergalactic4242]

I find myself crying regularly at "We buy any car. com" !!!!

[VinnyMonster1]

@intergalactic4242 funny, I find myself wanting to find the person who wrote that jingle and throttle them to death every time I hear it.

[magickmogwai]

I want his books for Dummies!

[levantos]

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

[whotaughtyou]

DOG TAG

CHARLES BRONSON

CAGE INTEL PLUG

CHINA

NICK CLEGG CIA O07 TOURISM

[Nathelawl]

Angel of deattth :O

[whotaughtyou]

SEX ADDICT COLD BATHS GOOD TO YOU

[whotaughtyou]

AS SAID BEFORE ALOT OF THAT IS TO DO WITH POLITICS OK

SCLUB DOODLE FIRED GUN 456 78 SAVE HER TUT NINE RUN NOEL EDMONDS SCREEN GUARD

[BFMV1500]

hmmmmm seeing slayer and bill bailey at sonisphere in just over a month...

ITS GONNA BE GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

:)

[metallicamarmalade]

I'm going to stock up on salt right away

[joe89nufc]

wheres Gaddafi? wheres my mate?

lmao

nice one Bill, you're the only comic to make me laugh doin a Geordie accent

[PorcelianGirl]

The sight of Bill Bailey headbanging makes me incredibly happy.

[banjobarry]

*ALL HAIL THE BEARDED ONE!

[santana26491]

Lmao, Bill Bailey headbanging to Slayer. Awesome.

[Hysteria98]

I love this man.

[RantUp]

i think he has finally lost it, we all knew this day would come

[Mathmatics83]

@RantUp Bill Bailey's turning into our (Uk) version of Charlie Sheen? Oh god help! hahaha

[BlackSabbath86]

SLAAYYYYEEERRRR!!!!!

[FromTheFOD]

what i want to know is what will bill do with twitter when the end is near... just saw the four horseman, one has a gammy leg! #endoftheword

[squancho666]

SLAYER!

[SilentNTDragon]

Bill for PM :D

Saw you at Wyndham theatre. You rock!!!

[blthomasful]

BEADED?! Yes, Bill has turned into a hippy

[ancyt]

Am i the only one thinking hmmm while i am a fan of bill, hes kind of ripping off David Mitchells soapbox and its not working so well!

[TheKlink]

Loving these podcasts, Bill!!

[Baushund]

Bill bailey My hero- Swoon.

[LilMissPaparazzi]

METTTAAAAAAAAAAL!

[Youshless]

brilliant, always sir bill of bailey can arise a tear of joy  - some what remenisent of the joy i recieve from the laminated pages of an argos magazine - stay alert!

[iHateNumbersInNames9]

I like to do my crying in the bath tub, while I masturbate rolling around in my own excrement, full of hate towards my mother.

[punkme69]

OOOOUUUUDDDDD!!!!

[brianbry93]

Can someone tell me where I can buy an Early Warning System like that? It's ever so adorable. LOVE Cockatoo ones :P

[NebulaRasa]

Hallelujahahaha!

[Rosalicious297]

I'm in tears of laughter, vaguely resembling Gazza in an onion factory (although Gazza is slightly more attractive).

[Oddsodz]

Oh my, thank thy for the all mighty Bill

[yuame]

YEEESSSS.! SLAYYYYYYER.!!!!!!!! lml I can't wait to see him headlining at Sonisphere this year.

[keenly]

adopt me!

[MrJava200]

Bill Bailey just earned 50 cool points right there!

[jsd23]

Trying to work out - is that a living parrot or a synthetic one?

[jsd23]

@jsd23 as in robotic. A robotic parrot on a plastic hoop.

[thesorrow777]

@jsd23 It's a living Cockatoo i think

[hattiephant]

What's a wurzel?

[RobertAdamsonn]

National Anthem "God save the Queen?"

Nah...

It's time to change to SLAYER!!!

[TheEditingShop]

Was this shot on a 60D?

[peterstilliard]

hi, we're slayer.

[uluvatc]

Jamie cullam fingered my dog

[elspud16]

Keep these coming Bill. People need to hear the truth.

[SpinalTapGal]

I love you! I want to look inside your bunker. Mmmmm salty tears for my salad ...

[SpiritmanProductions]

Bill, you're a legend.

[Raftsmanship]

Good grief this was fast Bill... I barely had time to pop the cork on my No to AV tesco spumante....

[richieblackhearted]

ALL HAIL THE BEADED ONE!

[wildste]

@richieblackhearted We're Not Worthy, We're Not Worthy