Give me a straight answer!

[shakespeare87]

LOL..... Frankly speaking IT ppl are not as retard as so.... all business ppl see is the system "looks" good and can function and certain functions they require sometimes need algorithm which haven't been R&D....

but what IT ppl see is that the back-end must be good.... things may look the same but things can be a lot lot different behind.... sometimes certain things can be overlooked until the work is on the progress.... that sucks...... but it happens.... XD

[AngryAussie]

@shakespeare87 Life happens

[1sunbear]

I feel your pain. Life would be much easier with straight answers!!!!!!!! (exclamation marks of RAGE).

[AngryAussie]

@1sunbear It really would

[vickiormindyb]

It seems that most of my 'work' involves putting up w/ BS w/out losing my cool. Working w/ certain supervisors I feel that way.

But others, like Britt and Capt. B., make my job pleasant.

It's just that lately I haven't been WORKING w/ Britt or Capt. B.

And don't even get me started about Dr. M., the on-call cardiologist who makes Attila the Hun look like a pleasant person.

[AngryAussie]

@vickiormindyb Lots of work is like that

[drunaz]

I'm in a group of BAs on a software project. "The Fields" has become an often stated phrase when dealing with requirements. Hilarious vid!

[AngryAussie]

@drunaz It's scary when it reaches the twilight zone

[PersonalVibes]

casual friday this week in school =) im going to dress like a rebel

[AngryAussie]

@PersonalVibes Enjoy that

[Boss0nomaka]

I go through this shit all the time.

[AngryAussie]

@Boss0nomaka It's a real pain

[AntiEtc]

Lolololololol on this video are the following ads. "Quit smoking", and "Wisdom tooth extraction." XDD

[AngryAussie]

@AntiEtc What a weird selection

[nesquik344]

lol yeah my dad also has this job for cummins deasel engines and i found it funny how people cant do it but yeah he also gets pissed off with people who do that sort of stuff. Esspecially people from india who have no idea

[AngryAussie]

Life's like that

[vickiormindyb]

My friend said her husband's like that. He works with computers and he's more comfortable dealing with machines than having human interaction.

She understood instantly why you might need a person to be a liaison between computer and business people.

She thought it would be difficult.

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, that's me :)

[StateSecretSquirrel]

Dear AngryAussie, I am also a Business Analyst, and you are SPOT ON ! Your video is absolutely hilarious - I experience this kind of situation and frustration pretty often... despite all the amazing tools and techniques that I apply to GET THE FUCKING ANSWERS OUT OF THESE DUMB FUCKS...oops... sorry..inner voice came out in capitals. Thank you so much ! You have made me laugh and de-stress and man I can only thank you for that because watching you is much cheaper than visiting a psychiatrist !

[AngryAussie]

We share a common pain

[StateSecretSquirrel]

Yes ! And you look a bit like Michael Madsen, you lucky devil ! Hey, as Oz is pretty small, I guess you probably know my mate Troy Edwards from Bris-Vegas ? He looks and sounds just like you... Same sense of humour and everything. You could be the same guy !

[cozbox3]

IT people are pretty cool,but im a fuckhead!

[AngryAussie]

OK then :)

[hornsterutub]

So totally right mate. I'm sick of corporate bullshit, these days all don't have product, they have solutions,all of them are a leading company, they're all for team-work and have mission, vision and - get that - values (omg! What?Are they some kind of benevolent prophets or money-making asses?) I swear you can't get a straight answer from a corporate type these days, not to mention the ceaseless repetition of cliches! These morons so make me get out of my skin! Cheers Mr Angry!

[AngryAussie]

A straight answer occasionally would be nice.

[ScarlettKitsune]

I do that when I talk to people on the phone... thankfully, I haven't had the lines mixed up yet!! That might be very baaaad... ^^;

[AngryAussie]

A mix up can be embarrassing

[princeboy5]

Smart people ? Dibshit? hmm.... cant figure out how to score this a little help here,that dum ass got what he deserved, but angry, is gonna get owned by HR later, who won?

[AngryAussie]

I don't give a crap about people who work in HR

[princeboy5]

Wow that sounded like my dad

[StateSecretSquirrel]

People! Don't ever forget that HR works for the company, NOT for you ! HR is not your union.

HR will escort you, smiling all the way, with your cardboard box and the Securitas monkey (just in case you get angry), on the day you 'leave the building with immediate effect'.

May I suggest that while smoking is not big or clever, this is an amusing moment in which to light a cigarette, smoke it while you tidy your desk, and then stub it out on the carpet just before you leave.

[IonutFlacara]

My observation is that there is no effort in organization or control over anything that requires some brain cells. Must be the reason for economy collapse :D

[AngryAussie]

The economy is a ponzi scheme

[metaeditor]

1:15 - 3:31 is absolutely PRICELESS! :D

Did you have this section 'prescripted' and shot the 3 parts in 3 separate blocks with each character 'alone' or did you shoot it 'in order' and ad-libbed--dovetailing the next part off the previous one for maximum effect. Either way, GREAT work on this clip! There is only one tiny strike against this masterpiece -- there is a one-frame 'glitch' at 3:32. Editing / encoding error?

Keep up the good work, AngryAussie! :)

[AngryAussie]

I think this was originally a blog post. I did the dialogue in sequence swapping the mask on and off - that made it easier to be sure I'd recorded all the right dialogue.

[jadebrew]

You should make a video of you making a video... It would be cool to see you go back and forth like this one, LOL!

[AngryAussie]

I've often thought about doing a behind the scenes video

[BalooDumptruck]

whoa, you must have a tough job, makes me happy i have a night job, mostly since i dotn have to deal with people, but seriously, sometimes i want to yell at some of the people here at my job

[AngryAussie]

It has its moments.

[Panzernakr]

WOW, I have had that mix up happen to me several times XD

[AngryAussie]

It is one of life's challenges.

[jwbartle]

Holy crap, I work in I.T (on the programming side of things) and I understand your frustrations with users coming up with requirements that they should've mentioned 3 months ago.

[Huzzah89]

HAHAHA, i agree. I get angry to when i ask a simple yes or no question and they dribble on about some bullcrap.

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, just answer me dammit!

[TasChic]

favourited need i say more :)

[AngryAussie]

That's all that needs to be said :)

[Gavaroc]

Hahaha, wasn't expecting the line mix-up at the end there :P

[AngryAussie]

Life is full of unexpected moments :)

[xXxRickyzVideozxXx]

oi mate mention my name in 1 of ur videos !!

its ricky leyshan !!

PLEASEEEEEEE !!!

[AngryAussie]

You never know your luck

[nightshadelives40]

thats funny. my wife burst out laughter, because she has to go through shit like that every day.

[AngryAussie]

This is my life!

[wootchi]

Omg man, I just found your channel and you are so fucking funny! :D, I pretty much pissed myself watching this vidio!, totally subscribed! :D

[AngryAussie]

Cheers and welcome aboard :)

[AekMuldoon]

It seems like your company needs to embrace the agile approach to development :)

[AngryAussie]

Or simply grow a brain.

[AekMuldoon]

Yes, that is the first step in the process :) I hope you don't change to a more stress free job because your angry tube rants might stop!

[DragonLordReviews]

its not just in the workplace, but i see fuckwits who can't answer my questions like that everyday! its always "uhhhh, well, ummmm, ahhhh" all the fucking time

[AngryAussie]

They are everywhere!

[mebo1990]

hello mr. angry man

;0

[AngryAussie]

Hello!

[mebo1990]

just wanted to see if u would respond, i shall subscribe now mr. angry man

[AngryAussie]

Cheers and welcome aboard! :)

[Lavenderrose73]

"Well, we need the fields for..."

What the fiddlestick! Shoot, Mr. Boring lost ME on that--EVERY TIME! No wonder YOU were just up to your head with that garbage. But then I guess something about more fields makes more sense to you since you know what the heck your job's about but it's apparent you, too, were (very understandably) at a loss.

(shakes head) What the fiddlestick ever!

[AngryAussie]

This is my life :)

[Jezzemwastaken]

You sometimes get a little angry?! Noooo......

[AngryAussie]

Not me!

[sminkles45]

lmfaoo that was gold

[AngryAussie]

Cheers :)

[beyondmywish2]

very funny....i like the shock factor I get when I get the lines mixed up sometimes! It's a wake up call that not everything/everyone is as they seem....good vid mate.

[AngryAussie]

People need to be woken up occasionally :)

[helljumpper]

haha...umm uhh cmon cmon i'll get one soon

uhh ..i dont think i have a comment uhh AHA

i have one the more your job sucks the better

your rants...so i wish you a sucky day at work

say did that conversation really happen

[AngryAussie]

At least sucky jobs are good for one thing

[metaeditor]

PRICELESS! :D

Keep up the good work, AngryAussie! :)

[AngryAussie]

I'll do my best.

[DrakeMagnum]

educational

[AngryAussie]

Always.

[packiebarker]

Holy shit I laughed. This clip is comedy gold mate!

[AngryAussie]

Glad you liked it so much!

[missdivinestalls]

People not answering your qustions? Story of my life.

[AngryAussie]

It does happen a lot

[AliceInCyberLand]

Haha, rut roh.

I do that all the time with my mother, lol.

Thanks for giving the tip!

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, you gotta be careful

[MoonCloud217]

genius!

[AngryAussie]

Thanks :)

[AngryAussie]

That would be awful.

[Rizwan151]

Do your colleagues or employers know about your videos at all? O_o

[AngryAussie]

Some do :)

[kaybolin]

=O........ lol

[YourTubeAdvocate]

The end was hilarious.

[AngryAussie]

Thanks :)

[Supersonny7]

a...nother.... wonderful..... cameo..... appear....ance..... from mr.... boring...... here's a wonderful acrostic poem for you angry Always angry Never finds intelligent co-workers Good at storytelling Really pissed off You should subscribe him An inspiration to all Unintelligent fuckwits piss him off Superhyperkillerawesome! Stop reading this acrostic poem you faggot Idk why i put this effort into comments >.> Extremely hilarious

[AngryAussie]

Awesome acrostic poem! Thanks for that :)

[dismutased]

You work with business people and you expect a straight answer? No wonder you need youtube catharsis! 0.o

[AngryAussie]

What was I thinking?

[Aqua949]

yer that wud have pissed anyone off. and thats happend to me b4, the converation in my head, and it didnt turn ouut well

[AngryAussie]

It is dangerous.

[qwertyisaname]

I can imagine you at work,

"Excuse me Angryaussie, uhh please explain what this button does"

"HOW BOUT YOU SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS YOU DIRTY CHILD MELESTER"

[AngryAussie]

Something like that ;)

[pooboo1188]

ummmm... i duno...dosnt rllyyy sounds like that kinda guy at work....

[pooboo1188]

to "shove it up your ass you dirty..."

[sizercam]

Yes yes yes!!! i know what you mean.... Its only when you show that your pissed that anyone notices how you realy want things done... I have tried being human to them but they still go ahead and do it there way to suit them.... fucking no brainers stay with the system so everyone knows hat is going on!!!! Systems work people don't!!!!!!!!!!

[AngryAussie]

Sometimes they need to be slapped about.

[1994cg]

hahah

[AbsoluteLibertine]

dude, i know how you feel. i work with fucking idiots as well

[AngryAussie]

It's a common problem.

[mypantarequixotic]

rofl, at uni they repeatedly tell us this is what our clients will do to us. :) I look forward to it..

[AngryAussie]

That's the way it goes.

[boundless1986]

ahhhh I know exactly what you do my father in law does the same thing

[AngryAussie]

Birds of a feather

[bagglestheatheist]

Angry Aussie, arn't you ever worried someone from your work will see your youtube videos and say "hey isnt that our IT guy?", possibly leading to a rather awkward workplace conversation?

[AngryAussie]

A few people know.

[grahamkeithtodd]

aussie mate give the dolts an etch a sketch and tell them it's a lap top...(to reboot it you shake it unside down)

have hours of endless fun watching them sprain there wrists!

[Supersonny7]

omg carpal tunnel! carpal tunnel! i love etch a sketches, ever since toy story =)

[AngryAussie]

That's an excellent plan.

[Montagraph]

I.T.? Ouch! That would suck! Kind of like a Business Baby Sitter! The hell with that! Kind of like a "Computer Waiter", without the tips! ahahaha

[AngryAussie]

Business baby sitter! That sums it up :)

[Tobes14]

If only you could say those lines to those people. lol

[AngryAussie]

I'd REALLY love to do it!

[natg900]

Ohhh.. how many times have I done that! TOo many :P I can understand the shocked reaction by the doofus. I couldn't stop laughing when Mr. Angry's lines came out at the wrong time.

Tooo classic.

5 Stars for this one :)

[AngryAussie]

It's a lot of fun to get it out of my system.

[master9870]

wow common seance isn't very common anymore.

sometimes the voices take over and the stupid people get it lol.

[AngryAussie]

It is rarely common.

[intmilan1]

lol i know exactly what u mean i work as a web designer and every day i get people not giving me the right info and then are so shocked when ''i never listened'' i mean really how hard is it lol anyway great video m8

[AngryAussie]

Glad you feel the same :)

[Ultraussie]

lol

[Gregory748]

very valuable lesson

[AngryAussie]

Learn it well!

[MokongX3M]

good old Mr. Boring, such great acting skills... he can be co-workers, shop assistants, member of the general public, so diverse :p

[AngryAussie]

He's such a realistic interpretation of cow-orkers.

[2good4name]

It's funny, because I guessed you were a business analyst prior to this video, my dad has the same sort of job (systems/business analyst) and speaks eerily similar to you, and has the same rants about how bloody stupid the people at work are, especially the "managers" that work between him and the client, so he as to go through these idiots (who by the way are paid a lot more than he is to effectively hinder the process) to actually find out what the requirements are.

[AngryAussie]

hahahha it's an occupational hazard

[juliact]

hahahaha! you're right, this DOES happen to everyone!

[AngryAussie]

It sure does!

[iceage345]

i didn't know you had a job seeing as you post so many videos and reply to nearly every comment

[AngryAussie]

This is how I unwind from work

[sajasio]

well the guy i steal binders from sometimes has this way of telling the whole conversation to everyone

[AngryAussie]

You should stop stealing binders!

[sajasio]

well conversations in his head... in my defense i usually just steal pencils or parts of mechanical pencils to see if they notice

[AngryAussie]

For some reason I read that as "pants" of mechanical pencils. Which seemed weird to me.

[DemonicBliss]

That was fucking hilarious! Great stuff!

[AngryAussie]

Thanks!

[GreenFox59]

lol... I can kind of relate since I am in an IT class and we finally moved from Access to Photoshop... thank God.

[AngryAussie]

Look forward to a lifetime of this!

[australianews]

IT. now i know why your the angry aussie.

[AngryAussie]

It would drive a saint crazy.

[leadzeppelin5]

so do judging by how angry ur videos r, thats how annoying the ppl at ur work were that day?

[AngryAussie]

That's pretty much it.

[hyuugabrother]

the voices in my head told me to rate this 5 stars

[AngryAussie]

You should always listen to that voice!

[PenSkittle]

lol. The dumb guy was funny.

[AngryAussie]

Mr Boring is good fun.

[hellshade2]

the inner voice is a happy voice lol

[AngryAussie]

Always happy!

[LanDent]

Omg i've had the same shit happen to me.. excellent. I'm in the IT field as well.

[AngryAussie]

It happens to everyone!

[LegateTeran]

its almost worse when the people give u a straight answer buts its the completely wrong one....and hey say it over and over and over.....get alot of that in iraq with the people there who sell u cheap crap......ME: do you have an IPOD? HIM: u want mp3 player? ME: no an IPOD. HIM MP3 player? ME IPOD. HIM: we have mp3 player. (my inner voice):NO NOT A FUCKING MP3 PLAYER YOU GODDAM SON OF A BITCH I KNOW YOU CAN FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME I WANT A DAMN IPOD HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT? ME: nevermind.

[AngryAussie]

Sounds familiar :)

[txbadgirl1]

LOL....had the same problem with idiots who simply will not answer ONE DAMN QUESTION, and go on and on and on etc etc etc

[AngryAussie]

These idiots are everywhere.

[AngryAussie]

"Have you tried switching it off then switching it back on?"

[DTGtoon]

very nice 1 man act...too bad you fail as an actor >:D lol just playin', "Very Nice!" -Borat

[AngryAussie]

But there are 3 people in this video!

[AngryAussie]

Life is full of surprises.

[prettypuzzler]

Now I get why you need to get your frustrations out by screaming and making videos. I bet you ask yourself about 10 times a day if some of these people weren't dropped as children.

[AngryAussie]

That thought occurs to me regularly.

[chrisw443]

that was so funny

[AngryAussie]

Thanks!

[mylovelydame21]

I hate people like that. I even have them at MY work, and I work at Starbucks.

[AngryAussie]

They are everywhere!

[ConorG182]

I loveeee that character youve created, the proper stupid retarded one. You should use him far more. I think the best point you can make in any arguement is saying the other persons view in a proper stupid voice.

[AngryAussie]

Mr Boring - he's my stand in for everyone who pisses me off.

[ImaMacFan]

that was great Andrew, now perhaps you can show us on your incident report using a pretty red crayon, where it was that you hurt mr boring? ha-ha

[AngryAussie]

There would be a lot of red!

[RedLadyBug]

i really never understand your videos

[AngryAussie]

That would be because of all the complex scientific theorems I incorporate.

[subsynchronous]

You can only casually ask for adhoc requirements like "extra fields of reports" when wearing a helmet to analysts. Face guards are recommended when interupting the programmers.

[AngryAussie]

And then darwinism takes over.

[djsombrero]

You should try being in tech support, lol. You would be making angry videos every day. I got some crazy stories about that. Maybe I should try to make angry videos on here, change my name to AnnoyedAmerican or something. nah.

[AngryAussie]

I know some good tech support stories.

[DirtyDirtracer2006]

man that was classic, but i hope you didnt say it QUITE like that

[AngryAussie]

Maybe not quite like that ;)

[supervillan]

hey im an it guy bt i can talk and do the anylist stuff did it today as part of Oricale :'( ORICALE IT HURST ME SOUL!

[AngryAussie]

SAP is worse.