American Dad - Beef Jerky

[menino14ans]

DAMNNN press 6

[PandoraBerry797]

@spiderman510925 (in a nice way) I don't give a crap in what other people believe as long as they don't rub it in my face - I think some people go overboard when it comes to religion :/

[dancepiglover]

I met someone named Liberty Bell

[lifeisawesoification]

its an ummbilicl cord STAN

[soraspork]

the babys face i cant take it its so retarded and cute at the same time

[mrmegamaddude]

god everyone just shut up

[Archimedes341]

Am just so pissed of at this!! Why would Liberty eat the cheese burger if she has a unlimited supply of beef jerky?!!!

[Sabis2365]

"I thought it was beef jerky and-am I gonna die or am I stronger than ever?"

[adamneff1606]

Fucking morons talking about religion and politics on an american dad video.Get fucking lives.

[LESLIExCHOW]

am i the only one who thinks the way stan said "shes just staring at her cheeseburger" is the funniest part of this video

[RicFlairSaysWOOO]

ITS DAY 51 ON MY SEARCH FOR @JEFFRO282'S COMMENT im out of food and have only dew water to drink jenso was killed in the middle of a religous deabte last night so its only me and ... oh wait a minute its top comment NVM

[Apollon0817]

Stronger than ever FTW

[shutthefuckuploser]

AMERICAN DAD shits on family guy

[yugiohsuperfan100]

@SecretGrenadeStash amen

[SecretGrenadeStash]

fuck cunt nigger satan pussy faggot rape cock justin bieber

[thelineman31]

@SecretGrenadeStash DEAR JESUS JUSTIN BIEBER

[exsodea]

@SecretGrenadeStash thats one way to describe him

[Rhsims]

lol that poor baby!

[UnchartedFan3]

if there is a gay couple, then who is having birth to the baby?

[ehcmier]

@UnchartedFan3 The mother who gave the baby up for adoption.

[Rodnage]

@UnchartedFan3 Francine, she was the surrogate.

[2t22tornadosiren]

god big bang atoms carl sagan atheists christianity 9/11 abortion democrats republicans liberals religion politics islam blah blah blah blah

[PandoraBerry797]

@spiderman510925 people will get very offended by this - I'm atheist myself but I can't go round bagin out peeps religion....

[spiderman510925]

@PandoraBerry797 I know just stating my opinion. These guy's want to act like know it all's so why can't I? And i guess i should have worded it different. If you believe in the man created religion than i believe in Unicorn's science's wonderful step child. Don't forget most if not all war's are over religion and their interpretation's of their own religion. Which in trying to defend their religion the start wars with their own neighbor. Subsequently Religion is the root of all evil.

[PandoraBerry797]

@spiderman519025 u gotta be careful. I'm atheist myself but some peeps get really pissed when u 'bag out' their religion...

[Achabekaralho]

Best 240p I've ever seen.

[juggernut108]

92 people ate part of the umbilical cord

[Jreaper40]

Am I gonna die or am I stronger then ever?

[Ryuzakikita]

@spiderman519025 I guess you believe in unicorns then.

[sergio3751]

I'm offensive and I find this...w-wait a minute.

[dethklok745]

I'm Christian and I find this offensive.

[Ektherion00]

@dethklok745 Then that means the video has done its job.

[spiderman510925]

God did not write the Bible ha! Some guy did. Does anyone have proof that God even had anything to do with the Bible? what if that guy was on shrooms? If you believe the Bible is real than I believe in unicorns! Done now what!

[Ektherion00]

@spiderman510925 Not to mention the fact that Constantine and Councile of Nycea (I think that's how it's spelled...) decided what gospels went into it.

[PrudenceGriffin]

hehehehe this episode was on earlier :3

[2t22tornadosiren]

jews did 9/11 abortion is bad the big bang didn't happen god muslim prayer evolution creationism christians jesus religion blah blah blah

[LukeCutox97italia]

who knows the name of this episode?

[ytaks14]

@LukeCutox97italia Surro-Gate Season 3 Episode 17

[LukeCutox97italia]

@ytaks14 thank you very much from Cutox

[Mikao2View]

Guess what? Bible's fake! This is gonna be fun.

[xXNirvanaLithiumXx]

@Mikao2View Just like the existence of your dick? :D

[punkrocker539]

91 people dies

1650 people are stronger than ever

[NAVEMAN3]

Steve smith is an ass. A 1940 motherfucker ass.

[mccade2028]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Schmidteren]

shes just starring at her cheeseburger! xD

[reptilemaster100]

AMERICAN DAD IS THE BEST

[punkyacturbo]

@reptilemaster100 FUTURAMA IS THE BEST

[SOURandSWEETfyi]

Its called an ambilicle cord xD

[passionistic1]

@SOURandSWEETfyi hahah i thought you spelled that with a U.

ENLIGHTENMENT

[TattooROB]

They need to make more episodes with Liberty.

[crazylarryvids]

OH MYFC UFUCKING GOD TIHIS IS SO FUCKKING FUNY DRUNK ANDH HOW DOIJ I GETS CAPCS THIJNGYT OFF?FSD?

[zigzag11875]

what is that?!

[77norcross]

She has the munchies

[averagekneesocklover]

I glanced at the icon for this and I saw Stewie Griffin

[Archimedes341]

Scroll down for Religious fight

[Ektherion00]

@Archimedes341 I'm not going to scroll down, I'm going to dive in!

[AJFedora]

People arguing about the bible, that's a paddlin'

[ThatIloveyoudinosaur]

How the fuck did bible study happen on an American Dad video...?

[jeffro282]

Are you retards seriously debating religion on an American Dad video?

[FluffMaster101]

@jeffro282 Eh, whenever it comes to a cartoon by Seth Macfarlene, a debate about Christianity and Religion and Politics is never far behind on the internet.

[dontshootmydik]

@jeffro282 You know what? Im sick of people like you. Lets argue about politics, right here, right now bro.

[SpiritWanderer91]

@jeffro282 what you should ask yourself is... would Jesus have debating on religion over an American Dad video :|

[MathewWii]

@SpiritWanderer91 No. He's dead.

[SpiritWanderer91]

@MathewWii bingo. when religious people come with "what would xy do?" .... "nothing... so shut up" lol

[BobbyRancher]

Um, about 50 different people wrote the bible who were inspired by God to write it, so it was written by God. and the 4 gospels are 4 sections of the New Testament, not people PTE989. Matthew, John Mark, Luke, and John wrote the 4 gospels, which are a small part of the new testament. So no one knows anything here about the Bible. And while im at it, the Bible does say being Gay is wrong, considering God blinded to guys who were trying to have Gay sex.

[Ektherion00]

@BobbyRancher It was not written by god, saying that is like saying that biographies are written by the people they're about.

[CobraCoyote]

I gagged when I heard the punchline.

[10samm10]

I don't get it.

[slayerdog4]

God doesnt exist nor will he ever. If you didnt know the idea of christianity wasnt even a thought until halfway through the Roman Empire. DERP

[TheTerenity]

@catman00oo Listen you dont know if God doesnt exist or not, dont act like you're better than anyone, cause you're not. I'm not afraid to tell it to your face either. You're going nowhere in life because you're a nobody, and none of us could care less what you think. Maybe I should tie the hair on your head, to your backside, and kick it all the way down the street. Oh, and I have a question for you, if there's no gas in space, how does the sun burn? Magic? I don't think so...

[TheOriginalEmoEmu1]

.....I'm from Nebraska. Fuck.

[MrCountCoCoaFang]

Technically, the bible doesn't say it's a sin, it specifies it as an action, not an attraction.

[Tns312]

@catman00oo

you know what? i'll let you continue your beliefs if you'll let me continue mine.

Besides, even dumbasses know that your presentation was incorrect. You can try and contradict me, you can tell me what you think, but the only thing you're doing is telling me that I'M wrong, and that doesn't fly in my book. Actually, by doing that, you've reinforced my beliefs(: have a nice day

[BrotherhoodOfSnipers]

pres 3 for ow

[JudeSantana]

0:06, "Francine, its me" , something about his incomparable commanding voice saying "francine its me" is just so funny to me. like who else could it be?

[SlimJimsChannel]

I really hate it when the top comment is just what the episode said. DON'T SPOIL IT FOR US WHO READ THE COMMENTS BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO!!!!

[soraspork]

evrytime i saw that baby i laughed so hard and the babies like "ney im gonna jack off now meh meh meh"

[Tns312]

@HappyIsFleeting Exactly!

[eROCtele]

meh. not fake, but gay.

[JustToCommentOnStuff]

I sure wish I could find a video clip from this episode without seeing any homophobia. T_T

[molliekidd12]

shes just staring at her cheese burger -_-

[WhatsGoodKaylee]

when will i find a video like this that doesn't have any negative comments about gays and religion?

[Ektherion00]

@WhatsGoodKaylee When hell freezes over. Seriously, how ironic is that?

[linuslillen01]

0:40 Roflmao XDD

[Lighthouse418]

Catholics: We hate people who have obortions

Gays: We cant have abortians

WTF YOU WOULD THINK THEY WOULD BE NATURAL ALLIES

[fangednekoyasha]

@Lighthouse418 Good job using George Carlin's material without giving him credit. You also misspelled "abortion" twice, with different errors, in the same comment.

[Lighthouse418]

@fangednekoyasha 1. sorry i thought I put in a quote

2. uhh its called a typo...

[fangednekoyasha]

@fangednekoyasha A typo is hitting the wrong part of the keyboard by accident. Misspelling the word in two different ways, with letters that are nowhere near the correct letters on a keyboard, is not a typo, it's stupidity. And denying it is something that we honest people call "lying".

[pillowsinmypants]

@Lighthouse418 obortions, abortians lol

[Lighthouse418]

@pillowsinmypants called a typo -___-

[pillowsinmypants]

@Lighthouse418 i know its just funny :P

[UrfrontLawnfilms]

what a slow baby just staring at her cheeseburger well maybe she doesnt liek cheese i dont =P lmfao

[RalphCQ]

lol babies dont eat cheeseburgers...

[Lukefonfabre9]

I don't get the part that Stan said at the end... does somebody mind explaining it to me?

[AgentBO]

@Lukefonfabre9 When baby's are born the doctor cuts the umbilical cord attached to their belly button's(guess it's not a "button" just yet..whatever), they always leave a little piece there since it will just turn black and fall off by itself, Stan ate that piece :P

[Lukefonfabre9]

@AgentBO ooooh okay, thanks for explaining it to me :)

[Tails19950]

I'm not religious, and I don't want arguements, I'm just stating my opinion... who wrote the original bible ? where has that been said ? Plus, do any of you think the Bible is just a big book of Chinese Whispers ? sure it has some truth, but no where near all of it :L

[rosen00000]

@Tails19950 Some sick person wrote it and made up his own religion, enough followers followed him and it became a religion... Evryone can make their own religion only if enough people support him. I started my own called Chillilili. We just chill back relax and enjoy our lifes as much as we can before we die. And then in death we still party.

[Tails19950]

@rosen00000 E.P.I.C ! :P

[grasthube]

@rosen00000 if we can eat chili in the chillilili religion count me in!

[marchovens]

@Tails19950 i dont believe ether, bit i think the bible is a book of life, you dont read it ecxactly but inbetween the lines, same with the koran, they cant eat pig(long ago the pig was a dirty animal and the koran prevented them from eating it and getting ill)

[grisflyt]

@marchovens No, the pig was not a dirty animal a long time ago. And a couple of thousand years are not long in evolution or "earth time." Long time ago would be millions of years ago, something religions know nothing about.

Same crap is in the Bible. "Take with you seven pairs of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and one pair of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate" - Genesis 7:2

[galaxygardian]

@Tails19950 fuck the feligious fucks!

[Ischaey]

@Tails19950 You're obviously just trying to start a fight. Just because you start a extremely offensive statement with "I don't want arguments" doesn't mean its still not extremely offensive. And the Bible was written over a course of hundreds of years by several different people. I'm amazed you wouldn't even have that basic amount of knowledge. And how do you know if it 'has some truth but no where near all of it'? If you don't believe it thats fine. Just don't make assumptions without knowledg

[Tails19950]

@Ischaey Nope, just stating my opinion, oh wait no right, that isn't allowed :/ and I wasn't starting anything, I was replying to a group of comments. Youre the only one starting something. If it's been written by lots of different people over the ages....then how is that different to a simple game of chinese whispers?

[Ischaey]

@Tails19950 There is a big difference between stating an opinion and being offensive. You can do one without doing the other. And you obviously haven't even read the Bible. So don't try to understand something you haven't even read.

[Tails19950]

@Ischaey I don't really want to read the bible, It's not in my interest zones .. well, I do love fantasy novels quite alot actually so I could give it a try :) (that was joke before you get enraged)

[Ischaey]

@Tails19950 Then stop trying to assume what you don't even have the slightest knowledge on. How would you even know if its 'a big book of Chinese whispers' if you never even read it? And seriously, I would think twice before you insult millions of people and their basis for reality.

[xSniperStreakHDx]

@Ischaey just a big fairy tail what dumbasses like you believe

[bluebubble229]

@Tails19950 Listen both of you guys need to stop fighting. If someone hates the bible then let them. I never read the bible, but i go to church. I just dont like how people are fighting over opinions. its there opinion. Just go and find someone that has the same opinion as you and start a conversation instead of fighting with someone that has a different opimion. Ps i also just realized this always happens on youtube with american dad, family guy, or south park shows.

[PTE989]

@Tails19950 well first it was the jewish old testament idk who wrote it lol but then the new testament was written by the 4 gospels

[Kahunabro1997]

@Tails19950 hey wait what. chinese whispers? i dont get it.

[Level84]

@Tails19950 It is supposedly written by a bunch of different people, hence the different "books" of the bible. But I must ask, why post a question like this on an American Dad clip? Unless you think college stoners are the key to enlightenment

[TboltHurricane]

@Tails19950 - Many people wrote the bible. It was all collected into one large book of holy truth.

[nooblero]

@Tails19950 the bible was written by jesus's apostles. And yes the catholic bible is abit stranger than the christian, but thats my opinion.

[Ektherion00]

@Tails19950 The bible was written by several people, but the ones who decided what the bible says were Constantine and his Council of Nycea. Basically, THEY were the ones who decided what "the word of god: is.

[ssbbuserofchortles]

84 people are slow. Their staring at a cheese burger.

[devildog91598]

Am I gonna die, or am I stronger than ever now? Lol

[extreme5050]

@devildog91598 No, your Obi-Wan Kenobi, ZEh zAWWW!

[snoopy19981]

Shes just starring at her cheeseburgers

[muaythaiboy21]

Omfg..... Did he just eat... Nvm

[Tns312]

@BaxterXenon lol too bad i'm a girl xD

[HayateAzekura]

Both you religious and extreme nonreligious people need to SHUT THE FUCK. YOU BOTH RUIN EVERYTHING for everyone

People can't even talk about a piece of shit because both you bring in your damn fucken debate. FUCK , MAN I SWEAR

[Ektherion00]

@HayateAzekura What's life without a little conflict? Besides, fighting is human nature. You will never be free of it.

[HayateAzekura]

Both you religious and extreme nonreligious people need to SHUT THE FUCK. YOU BOTH RUIN EVERYTHING for everyone

People can't even talk about a piece of shit because both you bring in your damn fucken debate. FUCK , MAN I SWEAR

[AnimeEmma1]

How did beef jerky and American dad go all the way TO RELIGION....?!

People believe what they believe okay get over it

[Ektherion00]

@AnimeEmma1 Basically it started with the fact that this episode is based in two gay guys raising a child AKA gay rights. I think you can see how the transition was made...

[DeadManWalking53]

Subcribe to me and im going to subcribe back promise im not lying i only need subcribes.....Pleasee.........­....

[MRGyoungleek]

"Poor girl i think she's slow.. she's just staring at her cheesburger" XD lmao that had me dyin laughin

[Tns312]

shut up about religion. people will believe what theyll believe. some people werent meant for religion. im a christian, but even i know that if you want to win someone over, you dont do it on YOUTUBE or by ARGUING.

[BaxterXenon]

@Tns312 Sir you have opened my eyes, now i will repeat your great statement whenever i can. Amen.

[eternalblitzle]

@Tns312 i have it worse im a jehovahs witness and people beat up people in my religion

[HappyIsFleeting]

@Tns312 This agree with, and im on the oppisde of the spectrum! People are just idiots nowadays. Its hard to find someone actually smart rather than someone who is speaking out of their ass.

[catman00oo]

@Tns312 p.s GOD DOESNT EVEN EXIST

[rogantu]

@catman00oo science proved his existence possible and it is a 50/50 chance.

nobody knows

[ChiChoo29]

@rogantu You can't prove something is a possibility. Anything is a possibility without proof, like God. Also, its not a 50/50 chance that God exists. The odds of an invisible man in the sky that fit the Christian God's profile is extremely slim.

[OfficialAdvertisment]

@ChiChoo29 u going to burn in hell so badly

[ChiChoo29]

@OfficialAdvertisment Who cares? Just enjoy the show.

[slayerdog4]

@rogantu Your retarded, science wouldnt try to prove that he exists. Thats what makes it science. Science is based off of facts, religion is based of of belief. It is impossible to prove that some white guy with a beard standing on a cloud made the world.

[rogantu]

@slayerdog4 Your retarded and can't read. I said they proved it POSSIBLE/PLAUSIBLE that he exists.

[pandacomps]

@rogantu ur the retard because he is completely right, if the thought of christianity wasnt even thought of until the mid-roman empire u would have no idea about it and wouldnt be christian

[piechildofyore]

@pandacomps The coming of Christ was predicted long before the Roman Empire, and numerous examples are found throughout the Old Testament. For example, Isiah 7:14 KJV. Christianity wasn't just "thought up", and I hope in the future you study more into a religion/belief system before you spread false facts.

[thestranger11]

@piechildofyore You know god doesnt exist right? theres more evidence to say it doesnt than say it does.

[piechildofyore]

@thestranger11 I wasn't discussing whether or not He exists, and I know that arguing via youtube is not going to change our personal beliefs. I was only telling you how Christianity wasn't just "made up". There is solid evidence that Jesus existed and that people worshipped Him then as many do today. Spreading misinformed facts about this faith's history, however, is rude, ignorant, and only roughens the rift between athiests and Christians. I'd like to live with everyone in peace, thank you

[slayerdog4]

@rogantu No, you said that there is a 50/50 chance he exists.

ill quote: "science proved his existence possible and it is a a 50/50 chance."

what science institute proved his existance and how does that make it a 50/50 chance?

[rogantu]

@slayerdog4 just sayin' he had a 50/50 chance to begin with.

it can't be proven, nor can be be disproven, but it was however proved possible.

[slayerdog4]

@rogantu how and by whom?

[rogantu]

@slayerdog4 watch?v=AJioWKPlBIw&list=FLht6­08bdXMoG2qm6ufijeXQ&index=108&­feature=plpp_video

here you go, the title is misleading, but it proves his existence 100% possible, but it does NOT prove that he exists. It is only possible.

[xXSgtWolfXx]

@Tns312 Or how about you don't do it at all? No one wants to hear about your fucking religious bullshit, dumbass.

[Ektherion00]

@Tns312 You never "win" an argument, humans are too stubborn to be swayed by mere facts and reality. The only form of victory is beating an opponent into submission with your statements, causing them to give up and making you superior. It really is no different than pack animals competing for the role of the dominant leader.

[Tns312]

eeewww he ate an umbilical cord :X

[facebookgeek]

Holy shit, guys. Stop talking about God vs. Jesus vs. whatever the fuck! It has nothing to do with this video

[Ektherion00]

@facebookgeek It's basically about gay rights. And whenever gay rights comes up, you know what follows...

[mischier66]

He ate poop

[TheJoeMamma99]

@mischier66 no

[MRGyoungleek]

@mischier66 he ate that piece of the umbilical cord that stays on the babys belly button for a little while then falls off

[greenjalapeno666]

Everybody! STFU!!!

[renew1098]

all atheist need to go to hell.please just shut the fuck up.god help me.im sick of people arguging about religion and shit.its pretty much all the same.get the FUCK OVER IT.FAMILY GUY EVEN STATED THAT SHIT.GROW THE FUCK UP.

[bigcasey1995]

@renew1098 God is known fake, Proof has already been giving, God is for people who just want some thing to believe in like Santa for kids, i am in no way trying to anger you but don't be going around trying to make people believe the same stuff as you.

[renew1098]

@bigcasey1995 really?what this video has to do with god was what i was saying.and no i wasnt trying to be a missionary.but how has it been proven?thats bullshit.if thats the case then christopher columbus is a tall tale,slavery was a good thing,and american dad sucks

[bigcasey1995]

@renew1098 Dude please look up your history, i'll pm you the link to prove you god is fake.

[valstar1000]

@bigcasey1995 explain everything than even the big bang.

[bigcasey1995]

@valstar1000 YouTube couldn't hold all that information in a single fucking comment box, Would need 20 comment boxes to answer your question!

[fml2011sob]

@bigcasey1995 it's actually pretty simple whoever wrote the bible was bullshitting you why would god write a book that he could just encode into your DNA simple answer man wrote the bible and people have been known to over-exaggerate wasn't that easy

[bigcasey1995]

@fml2011sob That's another reason why i don't believe in god.

[pinkfan595]

@renew1098 Woah dude calm down I know your mad but really no need to diss all Atheists. Besides, that insult is meaningless to us, we don't beleive in hell.

[renew1098]

@pinkfan595 i know that.you guys are just walking upon the earth with no peace of mind,no souls, no beliefs, no care,no heart, no anything.its like you guys are just here.stuck here on this peice of shit planet we call earth.i dont understand how you guys believe in fictional science but not believe in a human who once existed...

[DjTeZac]

@renew1098 Jesus was a human, not God, how stupid are you?

[renew1098]

@DjTeZac read the comment over.i wasnt talking about G.O.D that time

[valstar1000]

@DjTeZac Explain how he came back to life, walk on water and got a lady to stop being a prostitute? There is a reason those acounts are 100's of years old.