Zuckerberg's Facebook Apology

[NoNamesLeftFuk]

Dimonds WOW!

[ezzieweb]

Is this actually a sketch to highlight that mark zuckerberg is an asshole? i don't quite get it.

[sahiti321]

whoa, he has a weird smile

[pbcrazy9898]

he's right but why does he have to be a dick? he could've just explain it to us.

[tarfun5959]

@pbcrazy9898 It's called satire. Many people found it funny regardless of whether or not you did. Besides a part of the humour is based on the willful ignorance of the FB users. He highlights how it was always obvious just what a major corporation would do with 'private' data and yet we chose to believe differently for the medicore benefits. In that way it always was explained to us and this video pokes fun at the explanations futility.

[T3rrorzwerg]

Sure Zuckerberg go ahead charge for your service! Because we all know that Facebook would have gotten soooooo far if it would have cost ANYTHING! I can fully understand that you put the fact that you are not charging anything for facebook (which is the reason it actually got successful) as a point towards your argument! But hey you keep our data and we will just switch over to certain other social websites It's a win-win :)

Btw that post was sarcastic.

[atasuki109]

he looks more old and retard

[Mcfussdafy]

that is one ugly dude



[jacknettle]

@Mcfussdafy And yet, he'll always make more money than either of us hehe

[olorolo36]

arrogant idiot... I dropped the fb crap as soon as Google+ hit the scene and never looked back!!!

[MannyQvist]

Yeah right... cause a swedish website are on the way to launch "Socialmist" on the web but don't know when. Which means what I have heard of facebook gonna lose with -200 million members as the swedish news says "Socialmist are much better than facebook and gonna and will be large" that's what I call challenge ;-)

[DTRESus]

Nice. It's not enough that Zuckerberg is a thief (he stole the whole concept and architecture for FB from his college buddies), but he's gotta be a jerk, too. So nice being a rude, ignorant, egotistical billionaire who loves to flaunt it in everyone's face. Oh...and that was sarcastic, too.

[Jumbif]

Try typing in the link at 0:42.

[PhantomAct]

I lived a pretty full on life before Facebook. You must be a total pathetic loser if u rely on Facebook like breathing air.

[EP1KCAMPER]

And thats why i dont have a facebook.

[GamerLad117]

@EP1KCAMPER I thought that I was the only one who doesn't have a facebook!

[TheQuestion8]

@GamerLad117 me too...

[Daniraldo01]

@TheQuestion8 I do have a Facebook account, but it has been weeks since the last time i logged in...

[mandude50909]

you a fucking greedy jew who stole the idea for the site

[chiodosdrugs84]

what the fuck is with his forehead?

[Bricey007]

Good on him, fuck all the people bitching about privacy, you don't want people to know something, DON'T FUCKING TELL THEM. When will people learn that the internet wasn't made as a teenage bitch diary.

[EnzoCheLatino]

@Bricey007 How can you expect people to take what you say seriously when you swear in every sentense.

[seanowbo]

1:45 Douche Smile

[Killerfox3]

Lol, BP's tagged photos

[davidmjeong926]

If you want to keep some parts of yourself private, isn't it best not to release them at all in the first place?

[norcalprogressive]

@davidmjeong926 Exactly. The best way to keep something private on Facebook is to leave it blank.

[TheFreakyChakra]

Obviously fake.

[agentpickles111]

@TheFreakyChakra no shit!

[Saber7K]

@gwellman You lose.

[Sw1CkedDude]

that guy isn't even mark zuckerberg

[warhead213]

@Sw1CkedDude no shit sherlock

[8BitMunky]

@Sw1CkedDude Are you really that stupid? lol

[AnAmazingForehand]

keep hating loser

[viralarchitect]

I typed my phone number into the box on facebook and clicked "submit" and now I'm outraged that people can see it.

[kbracy777]

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!! He may be arrogant but he is right! You don't like it....delete you're profile.

I JUST LOVE CAPITALISM!!!!! :D

[TrickyyMagics]

Don't spend a minute and 55 seconds watching this, he's telling you - Fuck off - I'm rich. And I find it funny.

[brandon101367]

Retarted Bobby Boo-shea Adam sandler Waterboy lookin ass

[boogieman1307]

get a life facebook sucks go outside and live like a human not a dam robot

[boogieman1307]

boooooooooooooooooo

[wowmyownsite]

FACEBOOK EXPOSED.COM

[funnykinedude]

what a dick

[wwefanworld2]

@ChaosPunksXe That's a stupid, commie thing to say.

Let's say we're at the train station...there's a big fat black cop who says, "Imma have to search y'all."

He says your gonna have to strip naked...you would accept, wouldn't you? You have nothing to hide after all.

[RushOrbit]

@wwefanworld2 that's a terrible analogy

[EpicRsVile]

@wwefanworld2 Well to be honest, when the fuck has facebook asked you to strip naked....

Besides it's against the rules to distribute porno on facebook so you can't show your umm... ermmm... genital parts...

You perv...

[EpicRsVile]

@wwefanworld2 Btw you're like so racist..... black cop.... seriously... shut up you fat KFC eating dick...

Besides.... you racist perv.... they'll never ask you to strip naked in the middle of the train station you numb... and don't try to be a clever dick and say you won't strip in the middle you might strip in the western side.... I mean you won't strip in public... unless you're a queer stripper, but neither boys or girls would like you strippin' cuz you'll be so fat and you'll be eating KFC.

[wwefanworld2]

@EpicRsVile I said Black Cop because that's the reality today...Look up Affirmative Action.

The rest of your comment is impossible to comprehend.

[Michael326]

@wwefanworld2 You must've had severe head trauma when you were young, because the way you actually tried to logically connect Facebook to having cops strip you down is completely off base and astoundingly precocious.

[wwefanworld2]

@Michael326 There are ties between Zuckerburg and the CIA. The info you put on Facebook could very well have you QUESTIONED/HARASSED BY THE POLICE (ie little boy questioned by CIA over facebook post)

[Michael326]

@wwefanworld2 LOL jesus I've got you riled up. You're literally going insane here. :)

[wwefanworld2]

@Michael326 Whatever, give the CIA your info, I can care less. Mark my words, and research it if you're sane.

[Michael326]

@wwefanworld2 You failed the schizophrenia test. :D

[wwefanworld2]

@Michael326 Shut up troll.

[Michael326]

@wwefanworld2 Keep raging. :)

[2kageromaru]

@Michael326 That coming from the moron who sucks so much obama's dick that real facts seem funny to you.

They ARE getting all your data and the CIA DOES check you if you seem suspicious, and if you support people who want to stop israel's inhumane slaughter, they will brand you a terrorist. :)

Homeland Security, coming for your safety! (we only rape your family as a pre caution. Shooting the child who was playing was totally an accident!

[Michael326]

@2kageromaru It really bothers you that I called him out on his poor grasp of logic, doesn't it?

Getting a little desperate with sex jokes, I think. :)

[Hidan237]

@2kageromaru What the fuck are you talking about?

[XxwarriorwolvesxX]

press 9 and watch his smile.....O_O

[BWAAHHTayuya]

My mom taught me to never release any personal data on the internet. I have no problems AT ALL concerning facebook.

Learn to use the internet before whining :D

[Danigomez92]

UBC comedy sucks dick

[SESdisciple]

He looks like he's gonna either sneeze or puke.

[TheYoungrunner]

He seems like a jerk, but he is just hilarious and should become a comedian. Stop whining lol.

[thearnavpai]

Shut the fuck up and sleep son. You cant do anything close to facebook. go play with your dildo.

[brncosdood41]

Burn notice isnt a movie...

[Fynniann]

His nostrils....were staring at me.

[stokesy10101]

Glad i stuck around for the smile at the end!

[Danielhealthycoffee]

GREAT  INFO!!

[pb4lyf]

pause at 0:46

[youngrelleus19]

why is this mother fucker making stupid faces at me, imabout to knock this mother fucker out he keeps making pig faces at me

[WOGBOI7]

press 7 repetedly on your keyboard XD

[youngrelleus19]

@WOGBOI7 why its not funny hold 3 thats the funny part

[nailgunacupuncture]

bp was tagged in an album.

[22zson]

How long has this monkey been able to speak and appear to have emotions?

[jwizz4shizz]

that apology was sarcastic

[NickinFilm]

Whoever put this up needs to publicly apologise for that guy's face

[tlalocyariv]

I like that lips-moving thing xD

[HunterBlakeRoberts]

dont you just love his smile at the end. lol

[ValorFormSor]

Like if you searched up apology and found this

[MrRifleMaster]

Nice

[siliconsurf]

Actually, you look like Herman Munster from The Munsters

[siliconsurf]

You look more like Frankenstein than Fuckerberg

[sweatysniper]

pause this video and rewind to the very beginning. DOn't play!

[KhiConKhin]

@sweatysniper I did, thanks for your advice :)

[sweatysniper]

144 people thought this was sincere.

[nicholasbennett0409]

Shit is hilarious.



[Justas923]

Mark Zuckerberg smile at the end 1:46 lol

[jufius]

this video sucks. fuck this guy.

[nellie2581]

great

[ImagoDeiGloria]

This is AWESOME!!!! I love how he makes his point.

[SMSGrphics]

HE doesn't get "it". No-one is complaining about seeing MOVIES. It's sharing addresses, phone numbers, children's specifics, etc. He ignores the fact that Facebook makes it incredibly difficult to figure out how to hide these AND at no time when you first sign up do they make full disclosure, nor do they tell you that you DO NOT have to fill everything out. It's a deliberate road down the "garden path" until people realize what it means and yes they are angry.

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargl]

this guy is a total ass

[TheAmazingUploader]

Why? It's a joke, retard.

[wannadrive17]

im using this for my research paper

[Incogneto100]

@wannadrive17 me too!!! lol

[nazaxprime]

@MaggieMae1738 Oh, MaggieMae, let the trolls play... Lets go to the beach!!!

[SMSGrphics]

@MaggieMae1738 awww, soneone pissed in your cornflakes did they? Poor wee bairn. /sarcasm

[41t3c4n070gY]

Please report Mark everyone!

[mr1985able]

MARK ZUCKERBURG IS A BITCH!! I THINK HE IS GAY. I MEAN THAT LITERALLY IN CASE YOU DID"T KNOW.

[TheCutekillah]

i touth facebook was about not being privacy, that any random stranger could look at you and tuch emself... isent that what facebook REALLY is about?

[MrTechnocars]

ohh so wen u say good website ur letting us use , u mean its by force apology and u dont mean it

[41t3c4n070gY]

While this video is helpful, can you please tell me or send me the font you used for the top banner "facebook," please!

[danvgeg]

Facebook is for faggots who don't know how to use a phone...

[fruechtchen55]

@danvgeg yay i'm with ya

[nicktheandroid]

wow what disease does the guy in the video have? why does he look so weird and move like that, with his neck all kinked back.... yuck

[wojtek0000]

People will always feel fucked when a Jew is involved.

[nkrypted02]

@TheRealrocker74 no shit retard

[shootfirst96]

He is the perfect Mark Zuckerberg

[ImprovAsylum]

@shootfirst96 better than Jesse Eisenberg? Maybe this guy would have won the Oscar...

[WeDoSeriousThings]

mahahahahahahahaahh!!!!!!!

[siteforonemillion]

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[xThemalemodelsx]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[wingfighter2]

Haha loved it!

All the people bitching are the ones that just scrolled down past everything and clicked "okay".

They have no right to bitch. xD

[Malakian720]

He's totally right though, its virtual heroin and WE CHOOSE to use it,

[charronl1]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

[HotNewHipHop1]

Julian Assange(wikileaks owner) Gives us info on corporations for free and hes a villain.. & Zack Zuckerberg(facebook owner) Gives our private info to corporations for money and he gets person of the year SMH...

[WinterXL]

@HotNewHipHop1 that's not the reality at all, actually...

[HotNewHipHop1]

@WinterXL it really is

[WinterXL]

@HotNewHipHop1 assange is a creep who put potentially put peoples lives in danger for nothing other than his won vanity and glory. he did nobody any favors.

[MindofaJedi]

@WinterXL Zuckerberg , who literally created NOTHING , is a doushe . He willingly became the face of a CIA data mining operation . What a guy ! The only thing him and his buddies created were gay games like "hey fags , let's pretend you have a farm ! The CIA wrote all the algorythms that he was credited with . Now he also sells your shit to marketers , but yea I'm sure it's Assange that is the creep .

[acountmakr]

@HotNewHipHop1 Fail, you loser. Mark Zuckerberg.  And Julian Assange is putting the lives of undercover American agent's on the line by releasing their names and whereabouts in the world.

[HotNewHipHop1]

@acountmakr Calm urself... do some research then chat to me you misinformed yank

[federes]

@acountmakr why does America have undercover agents throughout the world?

[kkeV666]

@federes you're an idiot.

[Caesarslegion1]

@acountmakr they are also releasing info on corruption in your government and murders of innocents

[Milkman3177]

@HotNewHipHop1 then quit bitching and dont use facebook

[HotNewHipHop1]

@Milkman3177 whos bitching im just stating facts, so you agree with him selling all your personal info to corporations??? God Americans have been trained well to be submissive to power its really sad..... Free your mind you dumb fuck

[Milkman3177]

@HotNewHipHop1 free my mind lol...dont use facebook if you dont like it, your bitching is pathetic

[HotNewHipHop1]

@Milkman3177 Who said I use facebook.... & just spreading knowledge if its too much for you then just say nothing you dumb ignorant fuck, go suck Zuckerbergs dick you moist little boy & if its me bitching then why do I have the highest rated comment?? Hmmm

[Milkman3177]

@HotNewHipHop1 highest rated comment...lol, you sound like a 6 year old bragging about how popular he is....keep bitching

[HotNewHipHop1]

@Milkman3177 no proves people agree with me and your a dumb conformist waste of life, your mum should have swallowed u....

[Milkman3177]

@HotNewHipHop1 haha! na, just proves that intelligence is a rare item... im done with you. wont be reading your next response cause all the previous were logically fallible. plus doing so would entertain your child like quest for dominance. peace :)

[HotNewHipHop1]

@Milkman3177 peace :)

[autiger2386]

@HotNewHipHop1 nice job stealing a joke from SNL. im so proud.

[CoryConqrsRomyN12]

Why r people trying to make a point so mutha fucking ugly?? OMG--Douchebag....I even agree with the dude but get a girl or sumthn...

[WinterXL]

@CoryConqrsRomyN12 guess your ugly ass needs to not post youtube videos either

[jambwoy876]

its funny because its true lol..... why am i even laughing at this.. -_-

[mOnkatube]

/watch?v=MM8R19LUzjU  " NO FACEBOOK= SOCIAL SUICIDE? see it!!

[Itsme22ist]

Why????

[fishingfluff]

THIS IS AN UGLY MOFO

[spysr]

Asshole

[TheDrPizza]

128 people use myspace

[ThriceDice]

Press "9" over and over with 2 second intervals.

[jgrosse5554]

@ThriceDice try 0

[tempac91]

The actor who portrays him in Social Network was spot on!

[FatalityWar]

This is true.

Like what the fuck do you people have on Facebook thats so sensitive? An adress? Social securities numbers? I don't think so.

[drumline17]

OMG guys im so wasted heres a picture of my butt

rofl

[borgoff55]

126 people are mentally retarded and should be kicked off facebook.

[tripi39]

10!!!!! MAN THIS ONE SHOULD BE THE REAL OWNER. tRU WORD, if u dont like Facebook o youtube or whatever just leav, dont cry and complain like a kid!!

[ummaze39]

lol @ 1:25 - 1:33

[gamefreak648]

this video is so fucking awesome !

1:44 I was laugh my FUCKING ass off xD

[WillBeHeroToy]

Omg dnt change the fucking privacy thing. If ur not retarded u won't put up ur living address and the passcode to ur safe where u keep the money. Jst fix itt!!! Too many lags. Fix the chat stuffes up too much

[singerbrittney20]

SO truee!

[HitlerParodyTV]

Thumbs Up if this reminded you of the guy from Step Brothers. :)

[Grounz3r0]

he looks like my hamster

[SunlitHearts]

This isn't Mark Zuckerberg, you dweebs. This was made for comedic purposes.

[jticketjohn]

hes fucken gay

[Shadowfire13697]

@jticketjohn who cares, he's crazy rich.

[CARCofficial]

He looks like Forest Griffen

[lolocaust15]

Does he have a small mouth? Lol.

[brandy3610]

he knows he is not mark zuckerberg hes being sarcastic

[ChuckNorrisBeatMeUp]

Finally, someone has some common sense.

[master6t9]

why the fuck does everyone on here have to critisize this man just because you don't like his smile? your all fucking hypocrites. bunch of ugly fucking swine

[animalsROCKhard28]

damn, that guy's mouth is extremely weird.

[guschamber]

@animalsROCKhard28 yeah,now i wish that someone would ''zuker'' punch him on the mouth..hah

[satanivarnum]

Mark Zuckerberg is an amazing guy, this on the other hand is not Mark Zuckerberg. But i stand by everything that he said. Because you know what the different between this guy and you guys are? He is NOT a complete moron!

[TheLSDfreak]

i cant beleive the dumasses thinking he really is Marc Zuckenberg!!!XD

and i thought i lacked general knowledgeXD

[MythicDawnMusic]

Yo duche...bring back the option of making normal groups! And stop updating the site with more and more gayness...FFS

every new update makes it more and more pathetic...more complicated...i dont know why the fuck do u wana do that even...listen to ur users what they say..dont just do it out of the blue...

[TheIr0nMike]

@MythicDawnMusic You could always, you know, not use facebook.

[pieturnsmeon]

@MythicDawnMusic You realize that there is life outside of facebook right?

[MythicDawnMusic]

@pieturnsmeon Lol by that comment u just proved that despite me knowing it or not.. u don't...

Thats the most COMMON lame ass line on the net...

and trust me..its not even remotely funny for the last 3-4 yrs...=]

And the fact that u are defending FB just bck fired on ur 3yold lame ass "Insult"

Cheers =]

[legend10x]

THIS IS NOT MARK ZUCKERBERG.just for the people who didn't know