Comedy Show Jay Hind! Phir Mile Sur Mera Tumhara (PTV Remix hilarious)

[jaysaphr]

great

[07440020191]

Gaiya hind tmari gand maroon Hinduo.tmary RAM gandoo ki gand maroon. Tmari sheetaaaaa ki chut maro.tmary sub bogwanoo ki kuss maro. Jasy tmaray bogwanoo ki kuss phaly mari te muslmano na.ab pakistani tmari gand maray gay.

[Appyisfizz]

ahahahaha brilliant, Moree stuff like thissssssssss guysssssssss more

[XXXFreeSpirit]

Brilliant!!!! And the truth about the septic tank known as Pakistan...

[cybersurg]

Brilliant. I like.

[deltaforcedf]

Lol Hilarious!!! Pakistan Defined!!!

[110iso]

GAY Hind hahahahahah



[javedsiddique]

coward indians just speak, cant take action

[110iso]

ITS NOT JAY ITS GAY HIND LOLZ

[realsamagd]

BHOSDIKE TERI SISTER KO BHIJADE PHIR DEKH HIND KE LAND KA KAMMAL........................­REPLY KAR



[afroze4all]

Its not correct to immitate any country bro....we Indians and Pakistanis are brother...dont think I am from am Indian....but I know u see my name as muslims

[tattobilla]

man, calm down and plz don't kill yourself today as lots of HOT AND BEAUTIFUL whores depend on you!

now relax and find a rich indian customer as I can't PAY for your whores!

[bharatkumargupta]

man, calm down and plz don't kill yourself today as lots of HOT AND BEAUTIFUL whores depend on you!

now relax and find a rich indian customer as I can't PAY for your whores

so thats how u became indian hater n blind ass troll, again kue se bahar bhi nikla kar dunia dekha kar or least read wikipedia if its avaliable in porkistan haha!

[bharatkumargupta]

@tattobilla ek sher "pehna hijaab hai, shalwaar kameez hain arre bhai bolne ki bhi tameez hai

bhai se chudwaana apni taqdeer hai,

"

bastards u guyz even fuck ur own cousins ar hume sikhate ho dignity, tumhari families hi sali sub najayaz hain , every cousin eye his cousin sis n what not, yuk n u think we guys wanna make out with them the gori randiyaan, yuck again

[tattobilla]

u seem to more about whores whether they have priority customers or not and they cut dicks too...

seems like it's your family business!

sorry man i didn't know i was talking to a indian pimp..

good bye and get back to your job!!!

[tattobilla]

yeah right!!! lol...u people are hypocrite

u spend billions of rupees on skin whitening creams and kill yourself to look better than u normally are and then u talk about beauty that i don't understand!!

[tattobilla]

this is the thing of being a loser like an indian, when u run out of valid points, u bring islam in ur argument, i never brought any religion so leave that alone

as i said before looks are not that important so get over it!!!

[bharatkumargupta]

"this is t......m in ur argument, i never brought any religion so leave that alone"

involving cow piss, cow worship n hinduism is also relegion, who the fuck educated ur media, are they fuckin blind , i gues they dont even visit to create reports n make up points sitting inside their garage type studios over there, i hav heard better stories in pork news channels, u guys generalize indians based on bal thakrey and hindu logo ki to gaand ki baja rakhi hai tumhare media ne, what the fuck is this?

[tattobilla]

bashing your own people for the sake of making your point is very intelligent

[tattobilla]

95% indians i know smell as hell and dirty skunks but they love to present themselves as perfect species!

I haven't fu**king seen a good looking real indian girl in my whole life and when u watch their movies and tv shows, they seem to have very good looking people

making fun of others doesn't change the reality about u SO GET A F***ING LIFE AND STOP BEING PRETENTIOUS!!!

[bharatkumargupta]

haha thats how u guyz are fooled, u only get to see the mumbai people on ur tv, coz industry is there n yeah it has been shit to look at...general indians are much more above than u can imagine, i ve seen better gutter sluts than that from porkistan, n we dont pretend u just seem sniffin on to shit of india in similar way u curse hindus as cow piss drinker again hahaha...kue k mendak ki soch dunia nahi dekhti kutte, isiliye kue se bahar nikal dunia dekh phir baat kar

[bharatkumargupta]

and lets be honest even in porkistan therz this 10 % of real population who is actualy financialy able jinki families ki ladkiyan zara achi dikhti hai, othrwise entire nation is a total fuck up and similar way the girls...lekin unki photos tu web pe thodi dekhega, majority of porkis male are pervert , huge shit of that mere 10 % gets uploaded to web, yeah evn the personal moments of couples ther r uploaded to shit sex sites, sory dude we don do tht, thats why u don see good stuff frm us haha,

[tattobilla]

@bharatkumargupta last eye opener for you, pakistans are much different and better than your media and movies try to portray us!!!

i guess the only reason they don't want to show the real pakistan so the general public doesn't feels bad about themselves!!

[bharatkumargupta]

they r south indians coz they label themslves, and they slave american dicks lik u,evn agitate against cultures n languages of india predominantly hindi which is national tongue...they feel better when they serves those white guys n better off as slaves of cold countries, as u are mendak u wont understand general knowledge abt india, thats why u seem illetrate on dick chain wher indians too score on top ;P just a note !heh

[bharatkumargupta]

@tattobilla n our guyz desperate, again too much movies chutyaa....we dont show off in looks dept. we just arent born rednecks islamic dicks like u all, and as i said abt the only 10 % pop that actualy look good in porkistan is mainly due to great climate of porkistan(u got some good land n greens frm us) and u guyz r breeds of those asshole "lutere frm middle east"...despite such blessings ur awam has made things literaly shit ovr there, want more examples

[bharatkumargupta]

dude one more thing, hume tumhare bare me baat karke ya tumhara mazak banane ka koi shaukh nahi, did u forgot 4 man show frm urside, usi ka jawab hai ye chota sa internet show which dont even come on tv, humare media me ek dialogue tak aisa use nahi karte jaisa tum behude log 4 man show jaise programs me language use karte ho, so an eye opener to u tooo porki, hai jawab?

[bharatkumargupta]

@tattobilla and lastly i told u , looks dept me hum sub blessd hai allah/bhagwan ki or se, we dont say wer higher or lower, but were atleast dignified and therz a thing calld beauty which asholes lik u wont ever understand, btw still u dont even hav guts to sit besides indian girls of females anywher, tum jaiso se to baat bhi nahi karengi wo, haha and i ve been with some great people in my life, kue k mendak ko mineral water nahi milta isliye beta kue me enjoy kar!

[tattobilla]

@bharatkumargupta i know indian girls who would pay to have sex with me coz they are sick of small indian dicks!!

[bharatkumargupta]

@tattobilla first thing is i dont think internet troll like u can actualy "pay", secondly they hav priority indian customers who actualy pay higher than u guys ;) kyon be chutye bahar bhi tujhe har desh ki randiyaan hi dikhti hai, btw if porki girls r hotter why not pay them for the fuck? n lesson here for whores its all abt cash....dick kaat dengi tera hahah phokut me mat jaana use paas :D

[tattobilla]

@bharatkumargupta i don't know what the fuck you are talking about...go get a life, i am done talking to a loser like you!!! i thought i would never say that but i think u r drunk with cow piss!!

[bharatkumargupta]

@tattobilla imagine what cow piss is doin to ya :D, what if i were high today u wud hav been fucked up, cow power zindabaad :D

[bharatkumargupta]

@tattobilla again u dont know shit abt us, all u seem to meet are wanna bee indians(if u travel abroad) or south indians, particularly mumbai indians who r pro-english assholes in same way almost 90% or say 85% of your choots(youth) sucks american dicks...the percentage of such indians that u see is significantly less, n even we dont give a fuck abt them who dont even speak our country's tongue, but first look at porkistan who sucks clearly american dicks n all r wanna bees there

[tattobilla]

@bharatkumargupta it's funny how u guys try hard to make south indians look not being part of the india...if they live in india, they are indians!! shame on you!!!

where r u getting your stats, out of ur stinky as*? LOL

[tattobilla]

@bharatkumargupta one thing for sure, you little as*hole is very conscious about looks, i was just giving an example, didn't emphasize too much on it

DIL PE MAT LE RANDI KE BACHAY!! LOL

[tattobilla]

@bharatkumargupta one last thing, i was never here to advertise how good looking pakistanis are than indians!! it would be lame if that was my main point....

that's not my point, my point was WHY INDIANS TAKE JOY BY MAKING FUN OF PAKISTANIS...

and when somebody takes joy by making fun others???? and the answer is when they are jealous...in most cases at least

it's ironic that people like you can possibly make fun of others!!

[bharatkumargupta]

@tattobilla rahi baat looks ki, beta tu to sirf baat karta hai i ve personaly sat with most pakistanis n us indians who comparibly look much more graceful that ur make up whores, grace saamne se pata chalti hai pille, tv pe dekhne se kuch nahi hota, if ever hav a chance bhadwe come to india i ll show u what u need to know, lekin tum kutto ko apne desh bula kar uski beizzati nahi karani isliye gaand me daal aur chup baith apne kue me!

[tattobilla]

@bharatkumargupta calm down man!!! first of all i never said u guys drink cow's piss.....lol

i live in a country where more than 50% immigrants are from india so i see real indians everyday so i was talking about real indians not the good looking ones on tv

GOOD TO SEE I AM GETTING INTO YOUR NERVES!!

INDIANS SUCK!!! LOL

how come u didn't say anthing about your dick? that means i was right about that, right? LOL

[zaheerahmedpaki]

india ki maaan ki chooooooooooot , salo tum logo ki bund to mari hui hai humnay. isi tarah phatti rahay gi tum logo ki. crush india

[madari2]

Chutiya, gandu show

[devrajthkr]

this is truely a piece of shit !!!!! total crap

[bharatkumargupta]

@FriendlyPakistani get the fuck outta here!

[bharatkumargupta]

GAAND JAL GAYI PORKIS KI HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!

[zaheerahmedpaki]

@bharatkumargupta teri maaan ki chooot , gandu indian

[tattobilla]

indians r so jealous of pakistanis that they have to make fun of them in order to sleep without crying!!!

[bharatkumargupta]

@tattobilla suck my cock bitch

[tattobilla]

@bharatkumargupta do you even have one? even if you do, it would be half inch long with boner so STFU and just BE AN INDIAN!!

[bharatkumargupta]

@tattobilla yeah i m an indian and not a "porkistaani", u need to stfu , gaand me daal le

[bharatkumargupta]

@tattobilla tum saale bhadwe humesha ye myth me kyo rehte ho k indians drink cow piss or they look uglier than u guys actualy are, i guess mumbai ki gandagi videos me dekh k tum bhadwe general indians ko underestimate karke khud ki phaadne me tule ho, thats why entire world says abt u that kue k mendak ko bahar ki dunia nahi dikhti! fuck off porkistanis

[tattobilla]

@bharatkumargupta on the same note, ur movies show pakistnai girls hooking up with indian guys, how desperate...we all know it's the other way around in real life!!!

[DrNileshvasava]

pakistani are not origionally muslims

they are hindu few hudreds year ago ,during the mughals era ,many many hidus converted to muslims,

there are very few muslims came with mughals

why all pakistani dont knw dis obvious truth?

pakistani muslims ke purkhe hindu hi the,aur hindustani hi the....dis is very clear truth

nobody can oppose it ,,well written in worlds history..

[aneesharyan]

superd comedy and awesome music paryaar ye bohot zada hi ho gaya......

[Drogpa1]

Pakistan for the terrorists, of the terrorists, by the terrorists. According to google, pakistan is pornistan and a country of donkey fuckers and horse fuckers.

[Azadparwana]

Fantastic wake up Pakistan khuch rah giya hey bakee abb murlee bajaney waley bhee hum per hastain hain

[leothelion123]

Excellent video Paki betichod sala sab

[RaaMSovar]

BETA KABHI PAKISTAN AA PHIR DEKH TERE RAAM KI KESE GAAND MARTE HAIN TERI BHARAT MATA KO TO PAKISTAN PITA NE 1000 SAAL CHOOD KAR 47 MAIN TALAK DI THI BHOOL GYEE BHARAT GANDO MATA LOLZZZ CHAL RAAM LUND CHOOS KE BOOL JAY PAKISTAN PITA G KI

[dJATTnation]

@RaaMSovar hahahahahaahahahhahaha

kyun sale video dekh kar phat gayi

madarchod kabhi yaahhaan bhi anna 1 billion log teri bund maren ge

saath mein apni maa ko bhi le kar aa jana baap baap hota hai aur beta beta hota hai samaj gaya

[RaaMSovar]

@dJATTnation Abbey kanjer teri mata sita ka koosa to hum ne 47 main mara tha aur tere bharat mata ko talak dy kar Pakistan pita bana dala saley raandh ki oulaad chal ab raam ka soso pee

[dJATTnation]

@RaaMSovar hahahahahahahaahaha

47 mein angrejo ne partition kiya tha. india ki waja se tum log aaj ajadi mein jee rahe ho.......oh wait tum log to abhi gulami kar rahe ho america ki. yeh baat samaj le bhadwe ki aulad. PATA NAHI TERE KITNE BAAP HAIN SHAYAD MAIN TERA HI BAAP HOON. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

AUR RAHI BAAT BUND PHADNE KI WO TOH HUMNE 68,71 AUR 99 MEIN TUMHARE PAKISTAN KO CHOODA THA. BHU GAYE BANGLADESH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[RaaMSovar]

@dJATTnation haan hum angrej ki ghulami kar ke sita ka koosa marte hain thats what sita ki kali phudi ko chaat chaat kar marte hain rooj hehehehehehehehe 47 to kuch nahi abhi 2020 dekhna china aur pakistan tere wooh gand marten gay ki sala raam ki choot bhi hat jani hay wait to kar beta

[dJATTnation]

@RaaMSovar hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahha­ahahahahahahahahaha

MERI BAAT SUN BRAINWASHED PAKI

2020 TAK KI TOH TUMHARE PAKISTAN TOH RAHE GA NAHI TO KYA APNI MAA KO NANGA KAR KE LADAYI KARWAOOGE. THINK BITCH THINK. BTW WHO CARES ABT YO COUNTRY HERE IN ABROAD PEOPLE CALL YOU OSAMA'S SON,TERRORISTS AND SMELL BAGS.

[RaaMSovar]

@dJATTnation betaye to time bataey ga jab tere mata sita ka balatkaar hum tere delhi aur mumbai main a akar karen aur aur tamil tigers dosri side say teri mata koc hodain gay to dekhna mere bache tere sita ki wooh gaand marengay ki raawan ne bhi esi nahi mari hogi aur napunsak raam mera tatta to sala kahen muth maar raha ho ga beta abhi tak tera samna kisi pakistani say nahi hoa jis din ho gaya to dobara bhonkne ke kabil nahi rahey ga gay mera tatta raam

[dJATTnation]

@RaaMSovar hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lagta hai sale tu bhul gaya ki 500 saal pehle tu hindu tha phir mughuloo ne tumhhari maaon ko chod kar tumhe muslim banaya tha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahha tu toh sahi mein ek najayaz baap ki aulad hai salle

[RaaMSovar]

@dJATTnation beat to bhool gaya ki to onki najaiz oulaad hay jinhoon nain pooraye hajaar saal teri mata bharat ko choda aur jab ek Musalman tri mata ko chodta tha tab tera prithivi raj chuhan peda hota tha lolzzz beta hum ko janta nahi hay to hum ne teri gaand 47 main maari thi aur aaj bhi maar rahe hain aur haan hum Muslamano ne hi tere lundia ko bacah rakha hay warna aaj tera sala shit country bhi na hota hay to wahan ki Musalman bhaion ki waja say nahi to Abdul Kalam ko maan pesh kar lolzzz

[TheNitinrai]

Piggistanis...hahahahahahaha..­.Islamic Republic of Piggistan

[0909PRINCE]

. . . . sur ki nadiya . terror camp se . beheke talib se mile . badalokaa rup lekar . Amerika bomb barasye HALKE HALKE HAHAHAHAHAHA NICE PUNCH . IS THIS A NATIONAL ANTHEM OF TERRORISTAN i mean pakistan ?

[bestofutkarsh]

Ha ha ha ... Paki cunts ... !!!! Paki bastards are fucked up like thier country. Fucking terrorists. Fuck off u paki cunts.

[mrperfect88imtheone]

haha bloddy porkis

[thinkingcreature]

with due all respect its very nice but if u can add some more in it then i will thank full kindly find some fear skin person which is quite difficult to find in india (just try the bollywood makeup magic). kala log behn chod

[dignifiedflirt]

@thinkingcreature haha u just showed your shitty paki mind!! oh btw....you guys are black as hell!! go watch your mom's black hairy cunt cos thats how black you guys are anyhow....randi ka bacha!!

[thinkingcreature]

with due all respect its very nice but if u can add some more in it then i will thank full

[cerebral200]

Good stuff Jay Hind!

[Alikhan433]

Fuck U .....I think u forgot that Pakistani is Atomic Power Only for U....and then dont blamed that pakistani helping the Freedom fighters in occupied kashmer...if u accept that u people can play Bajana ...nowadays in our country but inshallah u hv to faced the HALISTANI after Kashmier....Dame on ur thinking and thoughts....Ali Khan

[mumbaikachokra]

3. India and Pakistan gained independence together, but look where the Indians are and look how f**ked up the Pakistanis are still.

4. The only thing Pakistan has created on its own is terrorism. ;) But you did such an incompetent job of even that, that your own terrorists are now pumping bullets up Pakistani arses!

Ab bhaag saaley!

[mumbaikachokra]

Ali Khan, here are some facts that your terrorist uncles have NOT told you :

1. Pakistan acquired atomic power not because of India, but to sell illegally to Libya, Iran and N.Korea and make millions for Musharraf, ISI and AQ Khan. This is a proven fact.

2. AQ Khan is not a scientist. He is a thief (chor!) who stole classified material from Dutch company Physical Dynamics Research Laboratory. Pakistani scientists do not have the brains to do this on their own, unlike Indian scientists.

[MultiKhan85]

tum log to sirf chusss hi acchi tarah maar sakte ho.

aur tumhe aata hi kia hy........

AQ KHAN is AQ KHAN the king.

buhat bada chuss marte hoye ager tum logo ka bunn b phat jaye na to b kuch nhi kar sakte

[mumbaikachokra]

@MultiKhan85 Abey angrezi toh aati nahin, kum us kum urdu toh theek se baat karna seekh, saaley taaliban ke naajayiz aaulad. Ha, ha, ha...

[shravan51]

sad one..

[ohyaa120]

fuck u indian idiots .!.

[Barking0bama]

it should be made the national anthem of pakistan...

[08grv]

gr8 show...

[vishwabhole]

haha funny man...lol loved it

[mils2211]

Amazing show, Jai Hind.

This one is my favorite.

[11111sasuke11111]

tera baap muhajir bhenchod bharway salay kuttay ki olad

[patilcn1]

this show rocks !!!!!!!

[soulspree]

Too funny....really really funny...love it...

[comrade6464]

agar tume bajana ata toh mumbai attacks ke baad bajate .... her bar pakistan tumari na bajata.....