DW5: Yellow Turban Rebellion-Brainwashing Sun Jian's Soldier

[PangTongNinja]

I dont see how 5 soldiers are scared of 3 brainwashed ones

[maicelcorazon123]

the soldiers do dumb stuff after zhang jiao brainwashed them

[manchuria1991]

YURI'S REVENGE!!

I'M ZHANG JIAO, OBEY ME!!

[lMyJohnnyl]

He looks like Osama Binladen

[AngeloJonah]

Zhang Jiao - Come! To the Way of Peace!

-The soldier nods in a trance-

Zhang Jiao - Now... pull down your pants

-The other officers around Zhang Jiao snigger as the soldier slowly removes his pants-

Zhang Jiao - Now... do chicken impressions! Aha... I can do anything with these guys

[metalsnake27]

Soldier: @_______@

Zhang Jiao: Come! To the way of peace

Soldier: Its... its... Jesus!!

Zhang Jiao: -_- just do what I say!

Soldier: JEEESSSUUSSSS!!!!

[elielconceic]

'Cause this is thriller!!!!

[TheCraziMacBook]

Zhang Jiao: OHHHH YEAHHHHH I'm touching this guy 

[TheCraziMacBook]

Soldier: HIYAAAAA!!!!!

Brainwashed

Soldier: *Crying* I'm Sorry Man

Zhang Jiao: It's not ur fault It's not ur fault

[hivecluster5]

Way of Peace? What happened to killing off everyone there? It's Jesus Camp a over again

[jidewoaini]

lol sun jian's soldier become zhang jiao soldier

[LucidDream]

I really enjoyed the Dynasty Warriors series, however when I look for the "Three Kingdoms" or things like the "Yellow Turban Rebellion" on here...all I get are these videos in the results. I'd like to actually find a documentary or something because the "Three Kingdoms" era was and interesting and often romanticized time.

[HYAAALP]

Forcing people to join his army? Some "Way of PEACE".

[maggotmask1]

Come, join my Way of Peace and bathe in the blood of my enemies! Its not like you have a choice, as i have brainwashed you.

[dealmaker007]

@HYAAALP well there will be peace AFTER everybody he brainwashes everyone and they join his army lol

[hunginlove]

lmao zombie dance!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SamPD2]

So who is the actor for that crazy yellow turban leader guy?

[XFalconZero]

Zhang Jiao's teachings and medicine tricks at work again... And yes, in history, to brainwash people, Zhang Jiao would use "teachings" from the Millenium Book(or whatever it's called, I can't remember), which is actually a medicine book, along with some little medicine tricks in order to brainwash people.

[SpiceTacoProductions]

It's called the Essential Arts for the Millenium, i think.

[XFalconZero]

Oh, ok, thanks.

[BDevilScholar]

Is it just me or is ther absolutely no logic behind this cutscene?

And if that's how people fight when brainwashed, then I guess there's no worries :).

[wwedynastywarriors]

zhang jiao is good in dw5 u can get people to join u

[adamhammonds]

lol the wu soldiers look drunk when there brainwashed

[gamefaqser]

3 brainwashed wu soldiers vs. 9000+ wu troops

who will win??

place your bets now!

[XFalconZero]

Definately the (Way overused joke) OVER 9000!!! soldiers of Wu. XD

[dervertica]

@gamefaqser i bet 3 brainwashed soldiers

[spearman485]

next thing you know he will brainwash the director and producer and make the story end with all forces losing to the yellow turbans no matter what and the only force you can play as is the yellow turbans

[doobs102]

See I can see that going down!

[HYAAALP]

@Spearman485: He's already taken the narrator. No kidding, it actually shows a message in his musou mode saying "Punish all those who do not believe in the Yellow Turbans!"

[shamir137]

oh my God!

[PrincessMizzMeg]

Soon he will be doing that to the whole of the dynasty warriors cast and create his own version called yellow turban warriors. xD

[sirrington]

the voice of zhang jiao should be like those preachers example Heavan above! Grant me even greater strengthar!

[Saiyotapwns]

well if there doin the thriller dance then where's the thriller music

[Tyranitar635]

zhang liangs dw3 voice actor is WAY better.

[tomaten14]

the voice of zhang liang is the voice of ma chao!

[Lordkeiga]

so how do does zhang liang and zhang bao see if their eyes are close?

[xKennyrulesx]

they dont even say anything

[SilenceAiring]

LOL at that. xD

[112457]

Looks like they are all doing thriller

[spencedog4443]

lmfao holy crap it does!

[salxl1]

rofl how thrilling

[Lorric101]

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!