My penis is massive and strong My penis is beautiful and long A powerful purple head Projecting from a bunch of hairy thread When its rubbed it gets so hot 'Jaculated contents could boil a pot I'll save up some money To come stroke your buttery bunny For a w'man without a penis to stroke Is like a day unsunny
A penis has a hard life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and he gets beaten everyday! =D
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HUH??? WHAT is a "tenious d song" AND WHO didn't make it??? anywho, yoo hoo, LOL, what i was TRYING to say is that, THERE IS a "Dear Penis", IN ITS ENTIRETY---I LOVE IT!!!! WHY didn't they record it here, with ALL of the words, so that i could LOL even MORE, haha???! : )
penises are in many shapes and sizes in nature all around us. we need to accept them, and the people in this video are doing just that.. I am proud of you.
Is that supposed to be a put down? Homos are not bad people. The ones against them should rise above putting people down because of a sexual orientation.
Be better than that. learn how to edify your brother..
C'mon you dry pussy ass bitches!! Send me some more of your unfunny Dick Prank Spam emails now. My friend need some more subscribers. I need to extract info off of your emails such as names ect. C'mon now where's your Goddamn courage motherfuckers. Or do you have dicks and maybe their shibbled up. I'm gonna rip on you all until you get so hot under the damn collar, slip up and send me more stupid prank spams. LOL! I have a good ass plan for you LMAO!!
there is rumors in leyawiin that people eat powdered deer penis.
Magasta666 3 months ago
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superdog797 3 months ago
Kid: "Hey daddy, what was your first job?"
Dad: "Fuck... I knew this day would come..."
Faulkner18FTW 5 months ago 2
LOL
ohhhhokayyyyy 5 months ago
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A penis has a hard life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and he gets beaten everyday! =D
halranger 8 months ago
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halranger 8 months ago
hey penis do you have a girlfreind called butt
szeremetj 8 months ago
hey penis do you have a girlfreind called ass
szeremetj 8 months ago
ahahaa! :'D
sexysevenfold 9 months ago
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TheSpongesam 9 months ago 2
hes tripping balls.
MultiDarklord13 9 months ago 5
LOOOOOOOL
dariusmoi 9 months ago
ROFL!
TehJuggalo93 10 months ago
why did i watch this and like it
DigleBL 1 year ago
That is funny hahahaha
chandler2520 1 year ago
Wow! Rodney currington is my fave singer!!!
claudhopper102394 1 year ago
love this song know it from a flashvid anybody knows who sings it??
fu11cra5her 1 year ago
LOL
danjosh7111 1 year ago
oh I thought you would do a version of mememolly's Dear Body
drmedwuast 1 year ago
I love vergina
TheBadscream 1 year ago
i wonder if they make condoms that big...
zack76247 1 year ago
lol
YoungMort12 1 year ago
wo gibts das penis kostüm??????
hendrik13100 1 year ago
im bet whoevered in the cock suit it embarrassed this is here
naria1986 1 year ago
lmao thats hilarious!!
dellguyman 1 year ago
almost as big as mine :D
Canorsherd 1 year ago
gotta steal this idea for the Legion Talent show!
mccoobs 1 year ago
Omg Mr. Safety - YOU KNICKED IT PRICK.
JumpstyleFanatic 1 year ago
.....a paper towel and a dirty magazine ....thats all we needed to get by
MichaelDoakTV 1 year ago
Tenacious D? :D
olesan1994 1 year ago
I WANT MY 21 SECONDS BACK!!!!
This shit RETARDED!!!
I want to see a woman's puissy not a man's dick LMAO
insidetheredzone 1 year ago
@insidetheredzone well, if you wanna see pussy, then why did you look up a video about dicks huh? you just failed.
XHevansbowX 1 year ago
lol
TheDutchGamers 1 year ago
Haha 5 stars best video ever!
thefargee 1 year ago
LOL that guy is such a dick..............
cryofthehorde 1 year ago
THESE GUYS ARE STRAIGHT UP FAGS!
njtide 1 year ago
lmfao
patodanilo 1 year ago
my god was this a live show?
thetekkenknight 1 year ago
wtf? woww
go to your URL bar, put the a "Q" between the words you and tube, then press enter" When you are finished, check your email!
ilubbyouz 1 year ago
WTF?
SuperLegoMan100 1 year ago
what a dumb video
cravenbananas 1 year ago
Rodney Carrington!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOO!!!
trueimages09 1 year ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHA
TheRussellicious 1 year ago
Rodney Carrington FTW
DSGhost15 2 years ago
(oYo)
3DGBoy23 2 years ago
ONLY IN AMERICA
W00000000000000 2 years ago
My face: Ó~Ò
nehawe 2 years ago
that is freak the penis has a pubetee or would it still be a goatee lol i dunno.
guyi2545 2 years ago
OMG that Woman at the end has a Penis!
Mada234boyroblox 2 years ago
Rodney Carrington wrote the song.
Tenacious D covered it and made it famous.
wildvoodoochild1 2 years ago
Geoff Morgan song he had lots of talent, sang for many causes
hah13 2 years ago
Brokeback mountain?
roflcopter244 2 years ago
LMFAO WTF
Falador321 2 years ago
Handing out free lockerz invites. My way of saying Merry Christmas. Don't want anything in return. PM me your email id, and I'll send you an invite in an hour. Merry Xmas :)
insanomonkey 2 years ago
you crack me up !!!
its a bit big init ? ?
you are right would be great halloween costume :D x
Miihypergirl 2 years ago
that would be a perfect halloween costume
MoondawgJM 2 years ago 10
it is
llama299 2 years ago
lololol, u are making me ROLF, u have a very good sense of humor!
timoxomit 2 years ago
@MoondawgJM im sceard
thejack374 1 year ago
Haha.
Simpleplangrl3 2 years ago
lol
Fr0d3B 2 years ago
I dont want to be in the cock costume =D
LyricVidsProductions 2 years ago
i do
sexheadache 2 years ago
hahahaha
tampatuy 2 years ago
ummmm
gloobopalos 2 years ago
why, whyyyyyyyy didn't you guys do the song in its entirety; wwhhhhyyyyyyyyy???????????!
sukmynuts3 2 years ago 3
this is a tenious d song they didnt make it
PAR1293 2 years ago
HUH??? WHAT is a "tenious d song" AND WHO didn't make it??? anywho, yoo hoo, LOL, what i was TRYING to say is that, THERE IS a "Dear Penis", IN ITS ENTIRETY---I LOVE IT!!!! WHY didn't they record it here, with ALL of the words, so that i could LOL even MORE, haha???! : )
sukmynuts3 2 years ago
O_O I didn't know you could dress as a penis in public... but whether you can or not LOL this is still awesome!!!
QueenLucyThe2nd 2 years ago
penises are in many shapes and sizes in nature all around us. we need to accept them, and the people in this video are doing just that.. I am proud of you.
kobidobidog 2 years ago 4
homo
NikeSportsStar1 2 years ago
NikeSportsStar1
Is that supposed to be a put down? Homos are not bad people. The ones against them should rise above putting people down because of a sexual orientation.
Be better than that. learn how to edify your brother..
kobidobidog 2 years ago
i loooooooove big ones, small ones, fat ones, skinny ones, and in all colors too, lmao!!!!!!!!!! : )
sukmynuts3 2 years ago
A person with a healthy mind! hallelujah !!!
kobidobidog 2 years ago
THANKS, haha!! : )
sukmynuts3 2 years ago 2
can't stop laughing
MrInflatableJesus 2 years ago
i bet your moms proud of you, to think her child dressed like a penis lol
acoldigloo2 2 years ago 57
@acoldigloo2 i would be proud.........excepted i would be the dad.......ahhh my son playing a giant penis.
MichaelDoakTV 1 year ago
i'd like to know how they made that costume
actually no nvm
daxshepard1 2 years ago
i bet your proud... your the guy who dressed like a penis lmao and you dance
lifeoftheparty423 2 years ago
l0l
acoldigloo2 2 years ago
how proud would u be to say u were the guy dressed as a giant penis :D lmao
littlelu2005 2 years ago
PENISMAN !!!
drgodbout 2 years ago 3
i like men now
tekhed580 2 years ago
i love men for years now. btw im only 18 this year!
manlaws77 2 years ago
it was a joke..
tekhed580 2 years ago
i wasnt jokeing tho..
manlaws77 2 years ago
Dick head...
Kelarre653 2 years ago
lokl i cant stop laughing
PironoidRock 2 years ago
i love rodney roude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
banditblue95 2 years ago
a danceing penis!
undertakerfan1333 2 years ago
LOL that guy is such a dick
alexattack0 2 years ago 89
@alexattack0 LOL nice joke dude hahaa
fcbarcelone3 1 year ago
@alexattack0 hahahahah
SiennaMoore 1 year ago
@alexattack0 haha no pun intended...
espana121 9 months ago
that was freaky lawl but funny aswell
EdwardCullenFreak999 2 years ago
Look at the bawls ROFL so funny
34r0n 2 years ago 2
haha lol
weemanda100 2 years ago
OMG XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
SchokoEmo123 2 years ago 3
haha!
oompaloompajezuz 2 years ago
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thats my size right there ladyees!
metalhead567 2 years ago
Hahahahaa. Of course..
Vixxeh 2 years ago
Rodney Carrington made it (invented)
Tenacious D made it (as in made it famous as a song)
jenssalumae2 2 years ago
LOL
DonVito910 3 years ago 3
lmao
sexyshorty121 3 years ago
wooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaah -.^
zerker789 3 years ago
Hehehe...
Arnte85 3 years ago
Hehe! bra! men ka gjør jenten på scenen?:S
Uhell93 3 years ago
Oh and by the way guy I like this vid it's funny I give it 5++
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C'mon you dry pussy ass bitches!! Send me some more of your unfunny Dick Prank Spam emails now. My friend need some more subscribers. I need to extract info off of your emails such as names ect. C'mon now where's your Goddamn courage motherfuckers. Or do you have dicks and maybe their shibbled up. I'm gonna rip on you all until you get so hot under the damn collar, slip up and send me more stupid prank spams. LOL! I have a good ass plan for you LMAO!!
1088foodtoppicture 3 years ago
WATTA.. LOL !!
DaniRs1 3 years ago
that song was from a comedy act on comedy central,cant remember who though it was funny
Tejgobbler7 3 years ago
Rodney Carrington. He makes me roflmao
mitsudave 3 years ago
I looked up "dear unwed" because someone said it was funny. I got this, instead. It's funny.
IMSOHOTIMCOLD 3 years ago
roflcopterXDXDXDXD
carcotasu08 3 years ago
lol shweet
DeadSoul1234 3 years ago
(8)..it used to be you and me, some paper towel and a dirty magazine, that's all we needed to get by...(8)
LePrEcHaUnBoY123 3 years ago
^ *Get back.
Coatul 3 years ago
hahaha i want that costume
d12dtwizzy 3 years ago
me2
tibbsyxx 3 years ago
yay rodney carrington!!!
StJimmie93 3 years ago
lol hahahahahhahahahahahahaha
C13los 4 years ago
wtf? .... xD
xxocutie5 4 years ago
roflbo
Gorikon 4 years ago
lol wtf
CuDdLyBoArD 4 years ago