Oozinator Review

[Bmm4755]

hahahahaha he sed u fill with water... yeah right

[andybpiano]

The guy on the left kinda sounds like Kermit the Frog. 

[Halfrican365]

Whats wrong with them

O.O

[RUMMACHINE]

wana buy ammo?

[SCIFIguy64]

There was an oozinator in my GFs ass last night.

[woody3757]

@SCIFIguy64 wow shes really talented to fit that toy in there

[jackflash103]

0:44 how would you say it feels in your hands? WELL... I'd say that feels pretty hard in my hands!!!

[TheJustinluther]

somehow smosh sent me.....

[Irregulation]

Omg this video has so many "that what she said" in it.

[dutrareis]

The amount of sheer irony in this review is too much for me to handle haha.

[kleopav]

it feels prety hard on his hand... lol thats what she said (0:47)

[ElijahWallen]

Fuckin queers, have fun "oozing" on each other.

[MlgGam3play]

0:47 Id say that feels pretty hard in my hands Phil LMFAO!

[erm1304]

gay



[DFJShragie]

Dont swallow the ooze. LMFAO

[rjgoldie]

Lmfao this is sooooo gay

[Luk3timusprime]

0:28 lmfao!

[kalin334]

This refil made of: 0.01 water and 99.99 of monkeys sperm :D

[devdude75]

0:47 yeah it would

[slumfproduction]

Re-watch the video without looking at it, its twice as dirty!!!!

[NBKxProductions]

These guys are fags

[ricklo123]

it feels really hard in my hand lol xD

[AlMaadeed1]

gay



[adancinhipo]

46 thats wat she said

[Sizzle3003]

It only takes 1 pump for my ooze too. :)

[raptorinator]

There's also a nickelodeon slime shooter similar to it.

[brutalray1992]

jizzinator

[Valis77]

@brutalray1992 0:42 lol i mean wow

[MrPortcity910]

haha he said it feels hard in my hand theres alot of penis jokes haha

[LtBriJMAC]

Thats beacause it is like getting cummed on

[renejgr70]

Cum gun, lol

[hairyknuckles1000]

After 65 years, Does it still work fine?

[FateOverFear]

HAHAHA

[sniperofnerfrice]

cum shot

[kaptinkrunch47]

So many penis jokes...

[ASkateOfMind]

@kaptinkrunch47 orly?

[TheOneRaz]

Your quite good at that pump. Sorry but everything you said was just so bad in my mind.

[conkersbadfurdaywar]

lol is it water?

[goldenarmy4life]

"sorry you got some ooze in m eye"

[Hordesthugz13]

LOl "we recommend not to Swallow!"

[fatlizzard19]

the actual gun looks cool

[lilfuzzballa]

LOL! They couldn't have used any worse vocabulary. Almost sounds intentional.

[lilfuzzballa]

"You pump the shaft over here" and the other guy tries not to smile, lol.

[smc1595]

"I'd say it feels pretty hard in my hands"

[blahblahblah47847]

it feels pretty hard

[WHATTHEHECH12345678]

ya jest last week i oozed all over my face, lets jest say it was a miss fire

[GothicKingCobra52]

It feels pretty hard in my hands thats what she said lol these guys made this water gun sound so dirty at times pump thee shaft, got a little ooz my eye as mush as you enjoy shooting it what the fuck, pervs lol

[yokis12345]

yea...nice dependability. lol this is so effin messed up

[DJVirgoNeun]

LOL the slow motion just made it worse XD

[erikmc2]

OOZE in my pants

[GODGuardianOfDeath]

l0l "id say that feels pretty hard in my hands, phil." I wasnt watching the video when i heard this, i was listening while looking at another tab. Then i looked back at this tab with a thought that i would regret it xD

[Francisco4888]

Looks like a Fucking Dick full of Cum.That's Fucking Sick.I Wouldn't buy this shit for my Kids take this shit off the Market.And I know a lot of guys that Would pay for that Liability I know I would What a Fag this toy is Unnecessary

[drumfreek124]

@Francisco4888 Nicely said....?

[codyaku]

so wrong but so funny

[versatilechicken]

hey dude can u guys open it up i want to look at its internals thanks if u could =)

[hardtechnoboy]

boring...I wanted to see you guys shoot your ooze on each other #LOL

[versatilechicken]

nice joke =)

[snerblemeister]

i didn't realize at first that they were purposely saying penis joke

[SivellJourneys]

KIDS ON THE INSIDE ,, well alll are

PLEASE

please could anyone take a few seconds to look at my page..

i would really really appreciate it, and would look back at there's just leave a comment

bless ya

J.

[gotme753]

at 25 to 32 the guy holding it looks like hes getting jacked off

[theheadshot45]

0:49 thats what she said!

[squintz1408]

this gun... it is a penis...

[HunBountyHunter007]

this is for boys who sadly cant make their own ooze :(

[Jaredpartyboy]

1:24 thats what she said

[texmexman1]

"now we've all seen the videos online of people getting oozed" "oh I know I have" lolol

[Iam18yearsolddddd]

cumshot mashine

[BlitzWolf]

this review just seems so gay.....

[ballmouse121]

How does that feel averey?

"It feels pretty hard in my hands"

LOL

[carcinogen20]

0:27 NOT GAY

[purewrestle35]

Utter wank.

[commentdude7]

i lov how the guy pumps the ozzinator in the begining

[runarboy1]

DO NOT SPERM ohh sorry OOOZ IN THE FACE

[kizzelproducts]

is this video supposed 2 sound wrong?

[LemmingMan2]

1:15 that slowmo OMG

[Emblemz]

0:27 - 0:31 XD lol

[shamusfrancesca]

this really wasn't funny.

[ollietheocta]

0:27 bahahahah

[drumfreek124]

**ASK ADULTS FOR REFILL**

[Gubourn007]

@drumfreek124 dislike

[drumfreek124]

@Gubourn007 Dislike and ima OOZ IN YOUR FACE!

**I'LL ASK YOUR MOM FOR REFILL**

[gunboundisthebest]

"ooze pumping shaft" hahahahahahha hilarious

[sonyboy97]

haha videos online pr0n

[Alenthas]

"IT FEELS HARD ON MY HAND" LOL!

"dont swallow the ooze" lolol

[GameGuruMatt]

2:51

[SteevDragon67]

what were they thinking when they designed this toy? c'mon! you'd have to be a moron to not see the sexual undertones of this product! they may as well had made it flesh colored, and vaguely penile in shape! that is hilarious! yeah, you got to watch those splooge shots in the face! some people aren't into that! funny review guys!

[TastyCake001]

@SteevDragon67 " and vaguely penile in shape" LAUGH MY FUCKIN ASS OFF lololololololololololol

[SteevDragon67]

well, if it "shoots" stuff that looks like semen, they may as well made it penile in shape! LOL! this is the biggest fail toy i have ever seen! also the funniest!

[Mike1175]

The first time I saw the Ozinator ad I almost died Died laughiing .. Great job .. so funny

[sintist410]

this just screams out gay.

[Rachman1337]

Semen sharpshooter.

[onfire340]

i couldnt stop loling

[AidenZero]

keeping a straight face was the hardest thing ive ever done

[Dunkelheit420]

Hilarious! Pearlescent ooze!

[loldudethe1st]

PUMP THE SHAFT. LOL.

[CrazehPivotKid]

"so, how does that feel in your hands?"

"i'd say that feels pretty hard in my hands, phil."

O.O

[keyseric]

you can get if of the supersoaker site

[SoulJestic]

0:28 He loves that motion

[deathskull12]

how do u get the OOZED?

[JohnFinnigan1]

Just one pump and I, OOZED IN MY PANTS!

[kellogg3kristjansson]

shit...i just got oozed on.

[CellPhonePranks]

The Cuminator

[yellowslash4]

where the hell are you filming that it looks like your at the dump

[aussyt]

this has so many sexual inuendoes(spelled right?) its so fucking funny.

[vincent154451]

yea it does

[jason4275]

THIS IS A TWO GUYS DOUCHEBAG MOMENT.

[skullshot91]

id say that feels pretty hard in my hands, phil.

[ssbmdog]

omfg at 28.00 they are showing that they are gay>gay>gay>gay>gay>gay>gay>ga­y>gay>gay>gay>gay>gay

[ssbmdog]

hard in his hands!?

[CoreyLMay04]

I know this is "meant" to be funny but you two failed

[shevah2]

what is the oozz made of?

[triggerman73]

JIZZ lol i honestly have no clue but the joke is that it looks like you are ejaculating

[SteevDragon67]

yeah, notice the slow motion "money shot" in this video! LOL!

[aussyt]

sperm

[Spardicus9]

cool gun but what if you run out of oooozzz

[triggerman73]

then you stop pumping because youll just get a rash lol

[echo449]

the ozze looks like jizz

[hungryhipoe24]

no shit

[SelenaSecretShow]

this sounds really gay..............

[drgreenthumb0293]

NERDS

[sheldon176]

gay

[GenXer68]

Yeah, they way you were jacking it when he was holding it I guess it did feel pretty HARD. THe makers of this should have just put a giant dick where the ooze part was. This was definately designed by a pedophile. This is some crazy ass shit. Take my load bitch.

[TheOtaku031284]

Shoulda named it the Bukkake Blaster

[PrinceofMacedon]

You shot that ooze out way too soon. You have to hold it a bit longer.

[SRVMETAL]

Great review :)

[acernegundo]

Ahaha, well played, sirs. Phil, I have a friend who could easily be your twin or younger brother. Crazy!

Also, "It may not have all the glory of a headshot, but I think you'll find that it's just as satisfying, and more of your shots will go on target."  Bwahahaha! Center mass it is!

[NotGG]

"this whole shooting in the face thing is more of an online phenomenon and may have unrealistically shaped people's expectations" hahaha nice one slipping that in

[Rawful42]

so very suggestive

[mistertakeda]

That's it! I'll be in my bunk.

[acernegundo]

Hrm, Firefly?

[mistertakeda]

Si.

[AJstalkingstuffer]

LMFAO

[tbo9213]

time- 1:24-1:26 hahahahahahahah

[theyoshine]

avery.... thats my ex's name wtf

btw I'ma dude

[mightiknight]

"..but we are going to suggest that you dont...swallow the ooze." LMFAOLMFAO!!!

[Scy48]

lol phil is trying so hard not to laugh

[redhotcustoms]

"I know I have."

[gumgumgarra]

jesus

[chaos267]

lol piss and jizz

[Tidnull]

i think it is really necessary to have a 5 foot splatter radius. thanks hasbro!

[GordonALWAYS]

"here is the ooze pumping shaft."

"I got a little ooze in my eye."

"ooze isnt for everyone"

Oh my god!! Ive never laughed so hard in my life!! I could not breath for about thirty seconds!!

[SomeGeekGirl]

lol haha this review was so dirty XD

[benfirst]

Both fags.

[con94a]

its gizzed not oozed

[negativezone13]

can u use some slime time like those spider man ozze insted of the nomal ones?

[daisougen2001]

the last oozinator with good reason;)

[mpjones27]

lol nice adult jokes

[olivesrgood]

like omg like sara like sign on like..

[dinklemun]

That was disgusting

[robdawg300]

GAY!!!!!

[malakazz1]

LOL!!!

[jaypanime]

lol pretty hard in ur hand and that fuckin guy likes gettin shot in da face with ooze wow he's gay

[crayzclown]

i loled

[warrior4641]

LOL when the "water" is hitting the wall, it looks like cum

[blooswordsman]

...NO Really??????

It wasn't water, it was ooze. And the fact that it looks like cum is the point of this damn video, along with every other video on youtube about the oozinator (except the original commercial made by Hasbro, or people hired by Hasbro)

[wielderofdrumstix]

REEAAALLLYY? you don't say...

[TheTwilightGuy]

LOL they're both trying so HARD not to laugh and BLOW IT.

[Apocalipzs]

pretty hard in his hands? OH NOEZ ITS CUMMING

[jonnyknoxville098]

lol its sperm not ooze

thats probobly y they make them selves look so gay in this vid like just replace all ooze in this vid with sperm and ude have a hell of a funny vid expecially with these fags doin it ex:were can i shoot it (topic: the sperm)

thats y these fuckin idiot did this to get some cheap laugh

[jonnyknoxville098]

who the hell would swallow that shit anyways lmao

[jonnyknoxville098]

wow u guys r faggy nerds

[EscpdFrmPsykward]

It's like... come on! How did they not know what they were making when this thing was in development?!

[mrharryballzonya]

Yeah. No red flags went up from designing to shipping.

[thejaguar123]

feels pretty hard in your hand eh hahaha!

[optimusprimeKYLE]

u two are ugly

[snarky9]

Excellent

[finemusk]

you guys need to make more of these

[flexedblaze]

its sperm not ooze

[heliox05]

haha we recommend that you don't swallow the ooze.

[Starfox397]

That was so dirty. I love it x]

[kcphaid]

That is soooo wrong LMAO

[Karoish]

That toy is.. so.. wrong! :D

Haha, you guys did a great job reviewing it.

[Quinnderkader]

that is so funny

[Doncons]

i think that ooze be green color to avoid controversies about it

[Slipknot906]

ROFL at 1:20 listen to what he says!

[Slipknot906]

oops 1:12 my bad!

[feind232]

GIANT ALIEN PENIS

[rickcain41]

Nice way to dance around the fact that its an alien penis that shoots space semen.

[ayybayybayy007]

ahhahhahahahahhahahahahhahahah­ahjahahhahhahaha you made me burst you are hilarious!

[smitty01209]

I love the "First and possible last oozing blasting toy...geared to children...to hit the market".