Metallica - The Shortest Straw (Studio Version)

[SinistaMinista666]

I love this album....helped me get through some tough times

[LadyBritannica]

James TOTALLY pwns Chuck...He makes Chuck look like a pussy 5 year old girl...just sayin... xDDD

[potfarmer420]

Off the last good album that they ever did .....

[metallicadeath11]

THIS SONG KICKS ASS

[inhuman96]

its kinda sad that when i sort the search results by view count...guitar hero covers come first...

[lukendaman]

metallica played with ted nugent new years eve 99 - 00 y2k at the slverdome in ponticrack! that was a farout happenin!

[nOOb1hunter]

best album ever!

[tavonpy2day]

Play this song while playing Black ops Zombies. I bet you that you'll do a lot better in that game while head banging at the same time. :D

[xxxGreaseMonkeyxxx]

@tavonpy2day

Fuck black cocks.

[socklessness44]

@xxxGreaseMonkeyxxx yeah i hate that game

[lilmsvenus]

0:00 to 6:36 is the best part of this song

[MultiRE100]

got a hockey game this sunday if we win we become one of the top teams :D so i so i am listening to this hehehe wish me luck!!!! fail at grammer but what the hell this is metal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrLowprofile13]

One of the top ten song to lose your driver license to

[outlawletloose]

hey yall come check out my metallica solo covers feedback would be great!

[TheLockexul]

Lars = best in the world at mic'n a drum. This is the next micheal, the next elvis. (beatles not included due to pesticide problem lol)

[TheLockexul]

Lars = best in the world at mic'n a dum. This is the next micheal, the next elvis. (beatles not included due to pesticide problem lol)

[etherealessence]

O.o 7 people head banged a little too hard i think.

[gman570p]

@etherealessence they pulled the shotest straw as you see

[teenmetalfreak3]

Pop rots your brain with stupidity. Metallica melts your brain with awesomness.

[EtherealSiren225]

Mom says that music like this will rot my brain, but I scored a 142 on one of those free(fake) IQ tests while listening to Metallica... :D

[tallicafan25]

I once kicked Chuck Norris's ass with a CD. That CD was ...And Justice For All.

[mario1136]

@tallicafan25 Once I accidently destroyed a house, because I threw the AJFA CD at it, I thought it would just break a window, but it ended up completely destroying the house. That proves how powerful this CD is

[DXfilmzzz]

Dear 5 people: THE DISLIKE BUTTON IS NOT A DOWNLOAD BUTTON!

[iceybleu]

intense...

[adampoke1000]

7 people got the shortest straw.

[DakotaS281]

seven people have the shorttest dick 

[spiersh946]

can't hear the bass? turn up the volume full blast, turn on your surround sound system and turn that full blast. then you will hear it.

[MIXMASTER114]

i play this song with the my epic video games

[M3T4L0L0GIST]

7 people died after viewing this.

[bunnyrocks69]

\m/

[OpressionOffical]

This is Metallica best Album hands down...

[av3nger3]

@OpressionOffical

That's what I thought until I listened to the Ride the Lightning album all the way through. Fade to Black and Call of "Ktulu" are the best. Although...with to live is to die on the and justice for all album and and justice for all it beats or is on par with the Ride the Lightning album.

[HouseofRemus]

7 dislikes on this song, must have been a bunch of piece of shit assholes who gotta go to church to make themselves feel that much better about there selves,

[TheSvenskMan]

@HouseofRemus i LOVE this song and i am also christian man

[ThatVaiGuy]

@TheSvenskMan Me too. Grew up on this.

[niggalikefriedchickn]

@TheSvenskMan dude noone cares if your christian. just sayin

[ravens4life55]

in soviet russia the shortest straw pulls you

[rawfannation07]

@ravens4life55 You Win congratulations.

[rockerrdog1]

any asswhole that dislikes this should go back to diana ross sissyes

[moviemaniac180]

@rockerrdog1 any one who does not like this is truly either deaf or insane and the shortest straw has been pulled for them

[metalica914]

can someone explain to me the meaning of this song? im having a tough time trying to understand it but nayway awsome song!!

[DisturbedKoRnFreek]

dundundun! dundundun! dundundundun dundun! dundundun! dundundundun DUNDUN! dundundun! dundundundun dundun! dundundun! dundundun!

dundunda dundundununa!

[bri9410]

7 ppl pulled the shortest straw

[tommymajor2003]

kk this song is fucking hard ass, balls out, pure epicness... but does anyone know how sick the drums sound in this song?! \m/

[bri9410]

@tommymajor2003 VERY

[xS14Y3Rx]

i like old metallica better but the new is still awsome... in other words METALLICA IS METALLICA

[Chips185]

80s metallica (first 4 albums) are masterpiece. cant say the same about the later stuff.

[Mazturofpuppetz]

@Chips185 while that is true, you can't REALLY say any of their albums are necessarily bad. i mean, sure, St. anger and Death Magnetic were..... i'd say, "below par"... but they weren't terrible.

[Chips185]

@Mazturofpuppetz I prefer theyre old thrash like this. but at least theyre still touring. Metallica is old school. I still respect them.

[AwesomeExploder]

For some reason, there are people who do not like this song.

Under what circumstance could somone not like it?

C'mon guys really?

Kick the asses of these people who pressed the dislike button!

Yet what I command does not happen.

Ofcourse you wont notice what this comment says,

Until you read the last line,look at the only capital letters.

[Christopherwilder47]

shortest straw is so underrated. especially the solo, one of kirks best ever.

[npla8435]

7 People pulled The Shortest Straw

[Afatlazyturtle]

fuck fuck fuckity fuck :o

[emoscreamogilr04]

Mustache?!?!?!?!?!?!

[metallicarulz12345]

T oops sorry i was sratching the eargasem off my  keyboard

[mustangGT33]

Thumbs up if this song kicked your ass and left you on the side of the road for dead.

[jltl44]

this song has some parts that are just so catchy its awesome

[Youngie761]

This song kicketh the asseth!

[Iamlegend1234]

lol 666 likes. Even stan himself pressed the like button.

[ScottyMagiK]

MetallicA's music is the only thing that can kick Chuck Norris' ass!

[hunterdragonpyre]

@ScottyMagiK and bruce lee put together

[XxXTheNextSlashXxX]

@ScottyMagiK I can kick Chuck Norris's ass.. truely I don't know whats so big about him... But he's not as big as Metallica in my world! \m/

[mario1136]

@ScottyMagiK Chuck Norris once pulled over James. James let Chuck Norris off with a warning.

[slimshady0297]

@mario1136 LOL! There needs to be James Hetfield facts.

[mario1136]

@slimshady0297 haha yeah

[codydammit]

@mario1136 Chuk norris always picks the long straw

[mario1136]

@codydammit Chuck Norris dubs thee forgiven

[Eradicator00987]

@mario1136 That happened over 25 years ago... recently though James was pulled over by Chuck Norris again and this time he just pissed his pants like a little girl!

[mario1136]

@Eradicator00987 lawl.

[MetallicHockey18]

@Eradicator00987 put some beer in him and it will be just like 25 years ago

[MommyBird10]

@mario1136 what you said, is just fucking retarded

[mario1136]

@MommyBird10 No, you're fucking retarded, fucking kill yourself, bitch.

[Worrier316]

@mario1136 Chuck and James would make an unstoppable team!

[mario1136]

@Worrier316 Yeah. trying to kill them is the same as suicide lol

[MrLegoking97]

@mario1136 Well put. Chuck better watch his back. >:D

[mario1136]

@MrLegoking97 Haha yeah, he doesn't want to get Hethouse kicked :P

[Darika3223]

@mario1136 james kicked norris ass.

[mario1136]

@Darika3223 It's Sad But True :P

[Darika3223]

@mario1136 who said it was sad?

[mario1136]

@Darika3223 Chuck Norris

[Darika3223]

@mario1136 pshh he said Thadd but true... he aint got teef no mores

[mario1136]

@Darika3223 Haha he got owned

[zombislayerpwnsnoobs]

@mario1136 James can do a wheelie on a unicycle

[mario1136]

@zombislayerpwnsnoobs Hell, he can do a wheelie with a trailer truck

[zombislayerpwnsnoobs]

@mario1136 He can sit in a corner of a circular room.

[mario1136]

@zombislayerpwnsnoobs He can find vertices on a sphere.

[zombislayerpwnsnoobs]

@mario1136 Wolverene and James Heitfeild once got in a fight. Wolverene cut off James's left testical. That testical is now known as Jupitar.

[mario1136]

@zombislayerpwnsnoobs 1 JHRhK (James Hetfeild Roundhouse Kick) is equilivent to 10 CNRhK's (10 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) 1 CNRhK = The big bang theory

[zombislayerpwnsnoobs]

@mario1136 James can slam a revolving door

[mario1136]

@zombislayerpwnsnoobs Once Chuck Norris bumped into James. James yelled "Do you know who I am? I'm James Hetfield!!!" Him mentioning his name cured Chuck's blindness, but too bad the first, last, and only thing Chuck ever saw that day was a roundhouse kick to his face.

[CoReYcRaCkDoWn]

@mario1136 Then James said I AM THE TABLE.

[mario1136]

@CoReYcRaCkDoWn Hell yeah

[mario1136]

@CoReYcRaCkDoWn Personally, I like Metallica's new song. The only thing that sucked about it was Lou's vocals

[CoReYcRaCkDoWn]

@mario1136 I liked it too, I just thought I am the table was one of the funniest lines evver uttered.

[mario1136]

@CoReYcRaCkDoWn Haha yeah. What's next? "I am the chair"? lol

[zombislayerpwnsnoobs]

@mario1136 Once James and Wolverine got in a fight. Wolverine cut off james left testicle. That testicle is now known as Jupitar.

[mario1136]

@zombislayerpwnsnoobs James can sit in the corner of a circular room

[zombislayerpwnsnoobs]

@mario1136 BTW, I alreadysaid that AND the boogymen tell scary campfire songs about James at night.

[mario1136]

@zombislayerpwnsnoobs Oh ok lol. When chuck norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for James

[zombislayerpwnsnoobs]

@mario1136 When you type in "Find James Heitfeild" on google search, google says, you don't search for James. James searches for YOU.

[mario1136]

@zombislayerpwnsnoobs When James does pushups, he sends the earth down!

[zombislayerpwnsnoobs]

@mario1136 James is so cool that when he drinks boiling water he pissis ice cubes.

[mario1136]

@zombislayerpwnsnoobs When James was born, he punched his way out of his mother's womb.

[dumany]

Only 172000 views?? 

[cardinalsfan12002]

Fuck yeah Metallica rocks, my favorite album.

[bebeting]

my favorite metallica song :)

[tommycool6002]

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[dmalak123]

7 people just got a fucking roundhouse kick to the face!

[Mazturofpuppetz]

7 people have short straws

[nappa666]

PUT DIGINTY TO SHAME DISHONOR

[DimeRR5150]

@TheMattTrivium Sucks his voice isn't like that anymore, Sad Face.

[scottsplace30]

This song reminds me of being 8 or 9 yrs old in the back of my dads honda. windows down, really loud, and crossing over the Cinniatti bridge back in like 89 or summin

[SenjaninT]

I started to tap my foot to this beat in school my teacher thought i was having a seizure.....i was......of awesomness

[theoriginalbassman]

James sounded at his best during Justice and the Black, hes still amazzzing now, but when i think James, i think of THIS James

[JOHNBASS117111]

MAN I LOVE THIS BAND.

[greensnow21]

METALLICA SUCKS! BIEBER RULES!

[Biff947]

That riff at :47 is so weird, but awesome. lol

[mario1136]

The shortest straw has been pulled for 7 people

[charger619c]

@mario1136 that makes no goddamn sense.

[JOHNBASS117111]

@mario1136 EXACTLY!

[mario1136]

@JOHNBASS117111 Yep

[JOHNBASS117111]

@mario1136 SOMEONE SAID METALLICA SUCKS AND BIEBER RULES................ARE YALL GETTIN' THIS?

[truewarriorgod10000]

@JOHNBASS117111 we don't give a shit so we didn't reply to him...

[91nickt]

Prime example of how YouTube is sucking a** more each day: a JB video is featured on this vid's page!!! you've gotta be shittin me!!!

[JOHNBASS117111]

7 PEOPLE GOT SHORT STRAWS.

[charger619c]

@JOHNBASS117111 enough already.

[Joey97065]

This song is perfect! great vocals/riffs/solos/double bass! this album is 100000000000000/10

[ThaMizzicletothej]

Call me crazy but, this is my favorite albumn by Metallica. Love the solo in this song.

[charger619c]

@ThaMizzicletothej was it necessary to post that twice?

[ThaMizzicletothej]

Call me crazy but, this is my favorite albumn by Metallica. Love the solo.

[hairyburd]

the good old metallica \m/

[XxMETALLICAFAN9xX]

7 people have the shortest straw

[HarpoSpoke]

Why is there ZERO bass on this album?  Like the songs...but can't stand how they sound.

[hurd136]

@HarpoSpoke What? This album has tons of bass; Kill 'em All was the album I had that problem with. Lars' bass drums sound the best in this IMO, though that has more to do with the heads than the recording.

[HarpoSpoke]

@hurd136 We must have a different definition of bass.

Not only is the bass guitar non-existent, the bass drum also sounds like cardboard.

Ride the Lightning has some kicking bass!

[Bloodpin]

@HarpoSpoke I think i had something to do with Jason Newguy's initiation....

[HarpoSpoke]

@Bloodpin That's my theory too. Too bad.

[DivineSlayer1]

\m/ >_< \m/

[Metallica72388]

Cliff pawns all!!!!!!!

[sppooge]

1.harvestor of sorrow

2.damage inc.

3.and justice for all

4.shortest straw

5.battery

but so many more......!

[nuke96ify]

Wow i cant watch this video on my phone

[kiko111113]

the riff at 0:47 makes me mastrubate

[cheapcape]

@kiko111113 fag

[jizzleman1101]

this song fucking rocks and fuck you all who dont like this song

[mtstanley7]

@jizzleman1101 cool song

[XxXTheNextSlashXxX]

@jizzleman1101 Im not fucking who don't like this ... I like to fuck to this! \m/

[DivineSlayer1]

@XxXTheNextSlashXxX yea fuck with your shortest straw XD sorry man i had to say it

[XxXTheNextSlashXxX]

@DivineSlayer1 I guess the shortest straw isn;t so short not more .. xD!

[scott80100]

@jizzleman1101 even if you like it..... Fuck You ;)

[mateosivi]

THUMBS UP IF YOU HATE WHEN SOME FAGGOT SAYS THUMBS UP

[lonewolf11995]

@mateosivi that means ur a faggot too 

[mateosivi]

@lonewolf11995 no

[JamesShadown]

@mateosivi Fag! Lol jk...

[METALLICA4EVER1547]

Why can't I go to one fucking metallica song withought hearing about fucking bieber?? Sorry to mention his name, but I just wanna listen to my music and no think about him. I may agree with what you say, but please, PLEASE FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS FORSAKEN UNIVERSE, SHUT UP ABOUT HER!

[lonewolf11995]

@METALLICA4EVER1547 i agrey wiyh u serisly stop taking about u no who hesh this is metallica not the faggot jb

[Leatherfaceisthebest]

@lonewolf11995 english pls?

[nikolaxful]

good drift¨!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

[dauntSilver]

Why dont you guys like dave mustaine? him, kirk, hetfield, and jeff waters are my idols

[jizzleman1101]

@dauntSilver who the fuck is jeff waters

[heavymetalrocker101]

@dauntSilver Finally, Annihilator receives from fucking appreciation. 

[StandUpAndSmile]

@dauntSilver Dave is pretty awesome. There's still this "Hurr Metallica vs Megadeth" mentality. It's sad that the people who say that cannot enjoy the music of TWO awesome bands.

[MetallicaRush101]

@dauntSilver YESSS Jeff Waters is so underrated!

[TheBerky86]

@dauntSilver Your only missing Chuck Shuldiner and Mille Petrozza than we would have the same idols.

[yoshbro]

@dauntSilver people dont like mustaine because he was a drug addict, and probably still is, for the better half of his career, altho i find that allows him to excentuate himself musically, as hes been there, and felt the pain

[JohnMetal91]

@dauntSilver You forgot Tom Araya and Kerry King, SLAYER

[miafan89]

@dauntSilver Dave kicks ass and so does James and Dimebag (RIP)

[YepWeMakeVideos]

@miafan89 have you not heard jeff waters?

[superjoelucky12]

If you even mention that faggots name on this video, you're a fucking faggot yourself.

Stop the spam, its retarded.

[feelingyou69]

Fuck i love Jame's rhythm guitar work and singing, its orgasmic!

So's Lars double bass work and Kirk's guitar work, especially the solo.

Can never get sick of this song.

Metallica Rules!!

[JohansPlanet]

hunt and kill all dislikers!

[holyorneman]

@JohansPlanet. well. just do that. the chance to find them i 6 to 6000000000. that mean. NEARLY impossible

[SgtBrossmann]

Nice:D

[StanandLogan]

Love it.