Ricer BS II

[XJlover90]

love the video, actually not a bad motor though

[MyVoteIsForPedro]

1:26 Whats your number?

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

@MyVoteIsForPedro That's the voice of the car's real owner, the blonde kid with glasses.

[clank4001]

nah he isn't serious- he is the funniest ricer basher out there!

[ska4life007]

I hope he's not serious

[guinness138]

You forgot to pop your collar. Big faux pas there.

[codywindsor12]

slow cars, my gocart has more horpower thna that

[codywindsor12]

what happen to your truck hank hill?

[Cook2430]

Lol 54 horsepower. If you put some stickers on it, it will go faster bro. I love the feeling of the vtak kicking in.

[decoy125]

got dis uh.... cold ayer induction. unfortuneatly. where i live everyone talks like this. on the other hand. its so easy to have a unique honda because nobody else drives them :D

[TimmayZ24]

this guy cant be serious....LMAO

[guitarman177]

"This right here, im not sure what the hell it does? but um, the LEDs and shit blink" LMAO

[airforceranger48]

hahaha

[Greeneyeddevl]

vtak lmao 

[R2PKompressoR]

@GarrettKeetley you just lost 3 cool points

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

The honda isn't his, it's a blonde kids car, the blonde kid with glasses can be seen in the video where johnny bullshits a fat blonde guy.

[Vaneps0]

vtak uhh... light... controller. hahahaha. awesome.

[dugiv]

This guy needs to be on American top gear. He can infiltrate the ricer gatherings and provide the laughs!

[Jah2070]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the funniest thing I seen all day hahahaha

[Mangobrain82]

How is the camera man not crying and laughing?

[TheBluerims]

@splicer55 u might be right i need to try it out but not to mud it but to smash any f**king ricers out there

[TheBluerims]

I bet you that the car isnt even his he probally drives a mud truck

[splicer55]

@TheBluerims There is nothing wrong with a mudding truck. They can be fun.

[aspensubi28]

he calls the hood the roofhaha

[TH4TGUy617]

"VTAK"...

[The316074]

U GOT TO MAKE MORE OF THESE VIDEOS

[victortsui123]

he got rota torque rims lol

[Crazybenjiwoo]

15 flat YO!

[FxOxAxDx]

ive actually heard ricers talk about that "ram air" idea haha

[runbusrun]

HAHAHA! you're the man!

[verynice420]

Johnny bravo!

[IlovemeEG]

Guys an ass but its funny. lol

[CeeEmmz]

DA9 FTW! :D

[crzygutrsnobrdr]

rofl roughly 54hp.

[firrinnaruto]

yo with that tight set up u be beating lambos and vetts. 54 hp will smoke them(i cant tell u how hard that was to say and type with a strait face,LMAO) that like the hottest honda on the streets, you'll probly get on the cover of import tuner(seriously cracking up now) lol bro good vid

[verynice420]

54 HP , VTAK kicks in 1,000 HP

[LockheedPlanes]

oh i get it... so how do u hit so called VTAC? that shits tight not a ricer.

[LockheedPlanes]

oh i get it... so how do u hit " so called VTAC"?

[cbra66]

those are NOS switches

[WestLosHomiez]

LOVE THIS VIDEO!! 54 HP LMAO!!!!

[NUGNESS123]

HONDA VTAK LOLOLOL

[lilriku123]

its a turbo rotary with headers , pistons and all that

[K20civicsirturbo]

VTAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[MrCoxdawn]

it blinks though lololol

[jessebassmaster]

lol 54Hp

[NextGretzky]

john is my hero

[jayguy173]

i beat a corvette in my hyundai while he was doing the speed limit and i passed him yo

[krayzeejojo]

Do you have propane in your urethra?

[crzygutrsnobrdr]

haha at least he makes funs of it.i love in the other one where he said its pretty quick.like 17sec quick

[Mrscionboy]

its a b18 or b16.......nice rotas you got in it!

[lilrichie88]

you can tell this guys from the country ahahaha what a typical redneck go grow a mullet or something this guy has no swag ahaha look what hes dressed in sounds like elvis presly lmao!!!!! faget!!!

[rclover828]

U don't know what a ricer is. A ricer is somebody putting exterior mods like big wing spoilers and there's no modifications to the engine. Any car that looks stock, but has all the engine mods done to it is a tuner.

[vasilacheandrei]

@rclover828 lol. if u invest good money in a car, and it has some attitude and style and mod it propperly, then its a tuner. not a antik with an engine from the last century and cheap mods on it , like this piece of crap. personally, i think u can not make a standard honda classy, or even call it tuner. thats crap. this carmanufacurer has a bad rep. u cant change that with one tastefully modded car ... honda - rice

[SleazyT32]

every sticker equals no lesser to 50hp

[DjVSchindler]

@SleazyT32  stickers do make the car faster lol

[CH1CKENQUIFF]

@DjVSchindler

Dont be stupid, stickers dont do shit.... If you were a TRUE racer, you would know that a neons add 33hp more. ;)

[DjVSchindler]

@CH1CKENQUIFF

HAHAHAH true , but to stupid ppl with gay 240's here in ontario add tons of stickers... i think they think it'll help them "drift" better

[khenry1991]

this video made me lol. a guy with a sense of humor about his car is great

[cheezennips]

that car isnt rice at all.

[choualee91]

ok hank hill.

[reub3ngAs]

Boy howdy.

[DreamsOfEcstasy]

I love this guy!!

[RedPolack]

there is no way not to laugh while watch this video!

awesome stuff

[julianraw]

yawn

[umyeahnahbro]

those mags look alright lol, would suit my 450hp h22a jdm turbo civic =))

[spaaz31]

LMFAOOOO :) made my day

[Bombaclock]

lol...I hope this is ironic and only a ricer-diss :P or is he for real?

[stork412]

i love this video. cracks me up every damn time

[1221donovan]

so if i get my 94 honda some rims, does that make me a ricer?

[brianrulesman]

if you get crome rims ... probably lol

[srmbuzz]

@1221donovan if you race it and think its a racer than yes. why would you spend money on rims which are worth more than your car. that means your an idiot.

[JDMx420]

lmao... hank hill xD

[bedcap]

so do you sell Propane and Propane accessories?

[gman1868]

excellent random response :)

[Jackd91]

@gman1868 If you say that on Camera, I will paypal you one whole dollar :O

[cosgarcia]

@bedcap

ITS BOBBY ALL GROWN UP !!

[masterbaeten88]

@goosedizzel  isnt his name Hank?

[goosedizzel]

@bedcap LMAO. King of the Hill.

[aafaking]

@bedcap ehehe if your refferin to my bud hank, well your mistaken, he only drives ford

[Scmshacks]

@bedcap you are my hero lmfao

[187lazyjoker]

what hapend to the goat shit brown intterior

[asalazar08]

FYI: the carbon fiber center cap DOES make a difference. It gives the car an extra 100hp cuz it's lighter... DUH

[SuperMustang2004]

ya im about to drill holes in the civics mud flaps for better aerodynamics and to help cool off the upgraded windmill external alternators so vtec hits harder yo

[s0u1j4h]

wow.. wtf...

[69chevy350hp]

i saw a kid with a civic that actually cut a hole in his hood and stuck the air filter out it then he put a coffee can on it so it didnt get wet that was the funniest thing ive ever seen

[FxOxAxDx]

hahaha "i got a stock tachometer right here but this ones cooler cause its on the a-pillar" i crack up at this every single time i watch it

[RScoobyy]

"it blinks when the v-tac turns on" hahaha

[doomsdaypirate]

Damn you are the shit! There is no way i would run my 450 hp 5.0 aginst that 54 horsepower! You shit is tight son.

[R32SKYLINEBWD]

honda v-tac!!!! haha

[diagoCRiME77]

hahah " the LEDS n shit blink" hahahahahahhha

[Delty86]

"that'd be true ram air" lololol hahahahaha omg im dieing!!! XD

[burkenberry]

them are carbon fiber center caps too!!

[GuineaJay]

I like his honesty.

[MultiHooah]

Gotta love the one and only 95lb. Johnny Ricer

with a race record of 0-39 with the v-tak!!

hahahaha

[jdmcarlosjdm]

this is the greatest thing ever lol, its so retarded i love it!!

[lilaznhyphy]

"15 flat quarter mile" *thumbs down

[johnduma98]

his other video is funnier

[amitkalsi1]

Stupid redneck

[bigtony142]

HAHAHA "this switches do absolutely shit but I like to brag that their nos" I LOVE IT HAHA

[spaghetticat2]

it's still a prelude...

[iceboks]

i sell propane and propane accesories

[kfcnuggets1]

Hank Hill sells propane and propane accesories

[the2strokekid]

-bacground-

WHATS YOUR NUMBER?

lmao

this guys is freakin hilarious

[UnwownKids]

this switches right here dont do shit..but uh..i brag and say their nos

hahaha so funny

[kaw765]

what an idiot

[uflaw02]

This dude has a future as a comedian! Redneck ricers!!!! Hilarious! I almost thought he was serious until he started talking about 54 hp.

[MonkeyHands4]

oooo i'd make sweet sweet love to that s14 in the backround at 1:38

[416street]

hahahahaha they do shit but i brag and say there nos

[bakerrrsk8turrr]

i tell you hwat.

[sjerseyb856]

this guy is awesome lol so funny

[admiraljimmy]

haha I love it. DOHC 89 v-tak putting out about 54HP hahahahaha I almost shit myself laughin so hard.

[nippaaa]

HANK HILL!

[cesarmd7]

LOL! He was jacking off the stick at the beguining.

[epntx]

haha. this is great!!!!!

[scarface9917]

yo respond to this comment if u do this!!!

in all need for speed games the only thing i upgrade is performance i never upgrade the visuals unless i wanna change the color

[IMASCATMANjohnn]

no way this is real haha

[jogrannymonkey]

LOL!!! VTAK

[assark0182]

your awsome every few weeks i come back and watch this video and realise its the same one but i watch both

[Mpftmead]

This guy is so right! Hahhaha

[redskills]

LOL

[RICEFREAK]

THis guy is joking right?

[maxmaskell1]

i sell propane and propane accesories

[darkhallow7251]

@maxmaskell1

that from king of the hill?

[danadaen]

haha this is so tight, so jokes.

[xsilviadrifterx]

this shit was great atleast he doesnt sit there and say this shit is fast and i do 11 in the 1/4

[leenaid]

VTAK KICKED IN YOOO!!

[TRipz240]

haha lmfao 17 this right here dont know what the shit this does

[kustomcougar]

What a fag.

[skunkyZ420]

nice subie in the background and realy nice solid 15 sec honda

[forestghost7]

LMAO v-tak!!! these ricer vids get funnier and funnier - none of these geeks realize honda STOLE v-tec AND their V6 motor from Alfa Romeo 'cause someone at Alfa neglected to patent it all. Stoopid buzz box LOL

[someusernamedtuber]

so what? honda still have v-tec who cares i they stole it or not?

[forestghost7]

who cares? Me as an ex- Alfa Romeo dealer ( and about 300 more) care! Yeah Alfa left itself open to big-time theft, but they lived thru it and doin fine in the rest of the world. And Im very proud to own a 73 Alfa V8 that eats these "v-tak" rice puffs for breakfast :P

[ridearound]

you also don't realize that almost every car company uses a form of variable valve timing now.

so did all those car companies steal it from alfa romeo?

[forestghost7]

lol maybe - or they just copied each other. Not for me to say but I was painfully aware as an Alfa dealer of what was goin down 25 years ago.

[jese81minisota]

he was making fun of  u dumbasss

[7E0N]

Are they at an Autocross event?

[gman1868]

It's Officer O'Malley of the FBI... You're Busted!!

[FatDroBlunt]

Dude sounds like a cop.

[KevykevHID]

Voice sounds like a highway patrol officer.

[mangerd86]

54 hp and 15 seconds flat!! LMAO love it

[atvman1000]

he didnt plan this one out well. not as funny as the first and second one.

[1KUSTOMIZER]

the is guy is funny as hell

[GVninja09]

all he needs is that visor

[ms13goku]

i know right i was looking for it lol lol lol

[legendkiller602]

He's being sarcastic. In his first vid he was kinda bagging on ricers

[drothefuture]

I'm just going to let idiots know, the ones who come here and think this guy is serious... Do NOT recreate any of the events seen on this car, on yours, you WILL be made fun on.

[ballenwallen]

that honda is actually clean

[aadrian911]

" when the vtak comes on "

[mufasaqpasa]

everybody just chill

hes got v-tech

[theblackmech]

i'm suprized he didnt have a mullet, V-tak and shit, lmao

[eileenlewington]

I sell propane and propane accesories.

[Zdrummer45]

HAHA yesss man!

[JPTest22]

his voice reminds me of Hank Hill from "King of the Hill"

[coltsfan54321]

i love this guy. he is also really funny. hes got a good sense of humor. mass props

[fastcarskickass]

LOL!!... carbon fiber center caps.

[danielclack22]

Vtec just kicked in yo!!

[phattacorider]

Yeah, okay, so apparently to you everyone in the world is making things up if they don't have proof. I don't need to advertise my belongings to the world. If that's how your mentality is, then I feel sorry for the dumb broad who gave birth to you. My mentality, you can say whatever you want. Who am I to call you a liar. I might as well say something ignorant like "Oh you've never beaten a ricer in your Cherokee cuz I've never seen it and I haven't seen any videos". Yeah, I'm not ignorant bro.

[cooncat46]

most people don't have rich republican parents who voted for bush to buy us a brand new expensive gas hogging american peace of shit, so most people like me, buy used tuners cuz there fast and less expensive and cheap on gas. did i mention they last double the life of an american peace of shit. did i mention american car companies are bankrupt as well. dumb rich republican rednecks.

[superduck714]

damn dude, lil angry? take a new pontiac G8 (Australian), dodge challenger, new camaro, dodge viper, corvette......they all beat the shit out of their "rice" counterparts... the only thing rice can compete with is themselves...... plus they sound like shit.....i drive a friken jeep cherokee and ive beat plenty of rice. not joking.

[superduck714]

rice is queer. Muscle all the way!

[phattacorider]

Your mom is queer and you are the face of biasness and ignorance. Please do us all a favor and disconnect your internet for good. Thanks.

[superduck714]

Very original come back.... have fun with your front wheel drive piece that will never get close to beating anything but a lawnmower.

[phattacorider]

Oh don't worry, I will have fun with my 4wd 2007 Ford F150 with a Procharged 3V 5.4L V8 that will eat your Cherokee alive.

[dcin1]

lol another fwd drive vtec tsk tskkk when will ppl learn rwd american

[Kartmofo]

i wanted to run over ricers like this in my work truck,but sadly it's against the law

[JDMCN]

haha ur work truck wont even beat this shitbox

[Kartmofo]

wanna bet,it had a bully dog stage 3 tuner and after market exhaust,oh and an upgraded turbo,this shit box would never have a chance

[the1whoB34T5]

lol he's jus saying everything he cant afford this dumb corn and his cars

[melinko0662]

you would think he would drive a truck by the way he talks, he dont even know much about his car

[gif4445]

He's joking! haha, look at his other videos

[kthankxbye]

I would so blow that guy!

VOLVOSPEED FTL! ...

[beandips]

You would blow him?

[Notchism88]

lol the ram air is tight lol haha this guy if funny lol

[iWannaSeeOwnage]

datsun 1600 in the background