Chris Crocker - Bitch, please!

[JustinLAS1998]

SUCK! r u gay?

[ceceANDryryTV]

Bitch PLEAASSEE, to you fucking bitch. I HATE YOU!!look for my comment on your video about quiet people.then maybe your "BITCH PLEASE!" will be redirected

[ndye231]

Hahahah

[VeRtIcAlGolden]

Hahahahahaha!

[VeRtIcAlGolden]

Funny

[noamvar]

i think you are fag

[SyTitus]

gaysonovabitch

[zafariboah]

faggot please

[the2484aaron]

I'm gonna have nightmares from this

[Hamuup]

what the hell is chris crocker a boy or girl i think a flat chested girl

[Mirtiniuus]

HAHAHA

[candylolollie]

bitch please STFU

[XXXASHESXXX1]

DID ANYBODY ELES LAUGH THERE FUCKING ASSES OFF??

LOLOLOLOL

[ShawnBigChinLaLonde]

your so hot!!! i would love some funtime bumtime with you!! look me up next time your in canada sexy, and any hot guys from canada add me please, i give major good head, best in ontario!!! xxxx

[hollydannecker1]

wtf dude this guy seriously juss needs to stay to music kuz hes a fukin luni tune i mean have u eva herd of bi polar pills or sum time of medication to calm urself??

[ArbolitoAzul11]

do you have parents?

[kayleelovespandas]

Lovee dis, haha u r an inspirationn, tryin ALL ov deese!!!!:)

[Ria27ify]

He Needs A Doctor................

[doppelgangerUKR]

what a fck was that!?

[Mr11vv22]

its he or she?

[subsonik13]

what the fuck am i watching

[paarden1998]

Euhm, look for some help.....

[akademiapolicyjna]

you helppp realy 

[Bouncer246]

so you made a video about this why? you sick fuck, you sir need serious mental help

[Neroazur97]

This isn"t normal.....!

[volleygrl34]

Wait!!...what did you say?

[2emotional2]

everyone feels like doing this sometimes. 

[Metalwing462]

go find a job you retardade asshole

[funnybethany]

fuck all of you haters he's amazing! you all can fall into at than hole ohk? who cares if he's gay? i'm going to offend him no matter what! if you want an argument over him just start one because he's human and he's probaly got more heart than all of you!

[aaron99ification]

You make good music anoll but seriously, you are the biggest freak on this entire planet!

[RieRie51]

DUDE YOUR GAY STOP MAKING VIDZ DUE BITCH PLZ

[seedersdr]

gay

[ThePh8enix]

Mother F***er Retard homo suck my shit pleaseeaaaaa!o.O

[ChocMocoMonster]

if he's ugly,annoying,idiotic,stupid and gay thumbs up !

[2emotional2]

@ChocMocoMonster lol.. thumbs up whoring much.

[TheMizzbeautiful1]

xD

[purplesexychick1]

haha the vid stopped while u were talkingg haha faggggg u need helpp yuh dumb tranie like this comment if u love shane dawson more than this fag and btw shane dawson is my cousin and he does a good inpersonation of chris hahahahaha

[Th3Apollo7]

lsd is a hell of a drug.

[DonOfB38]

@Th3Apollo7 its meth!

[Th3Apollo7]

@DonOfB38 youed know lolol

[mudcatbaseball85]

who would hire this fucknut?

[cCcMHP]

my stomach feels queasy

[Ria27ify]

He Is Scary.............!

[lovePLL11]

Is this even real? Like this guy? Are you really like this or is it an act.. You need help if it's really you...

[ILikeMusic14315]

Bitch,please!

[singersinger2011]

haters stop hating becuase is way more fucking popular than every single hating ass out there

[nature2all]

@singersinger2011 Bitch please.

[Kipiloji]

@singersinger2011 yea and probably none of us haters would wanna be popular like this. popularity is not such a big deal you know.

[BillyCyrusHabbo]

Boys today is getting increasingly gay.

[AlekTheNerd]

Lolwut?

[Navyboy4000]

boy?

[MrPunkskametal]

Douche bag douche bag SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP BEING WHO YOU ARE YOU FUCKIN PUSSY!

[JTeede]

watching this gives me shivers, its too fukin creepy...

[BubbletteTheMushroom]

WTF IS THIS THE SAME GUY WHO MADE LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE??

[TapTapRevengeGuide]

GAY GAY GAY GAY

[amberrotz61]

nice hair(LAMO)

[thesantasack1]

hoe thanks

[sassygirl7654321]

wtf did u smoke

[cheinyuchen]

you drug?

[wtgirls]

I love his eyes <3

[DangmrGina]

do you really want to know who the bitch is?

[Foxyjuju]

I want 45 seconds of my life back!!



[TrunksGotenGotenks]

the 2nd was my favorite



[cinderelmo]

Hes funny.

[HearTheBanshee]

wat.

[TheiRulerzShow]

you are wrong you woman/men?

[dominic2255]

What....the ACTUAL FUCK....did I just watch?

[CrawSpecificated]

Doing the bitch please before it was cool.

[penelopie508]

What is he doing??



[ThePauLiTaZ]

it is the guy?

[ae86diffin]

ive never wanted 2 hit sumbody so bad in my life

[zacharyleemarkham]

bitch you sound like micheal fuckng jackson ,BITCH PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!

[jstmeandreea]

Why you still crazy?:O

[TJTJ706]

you one crazy son of a bitch.

[deathlyrust]

We can f*cking buy 'Bitch Please' shirts... what is this world coming to?

[1995inyourface]

hahaha! 

[cyberluv74]

dick

[TrunksGotenGotenks]

@cyberluv74 you suck ball sacks

[12BearBoo]

i agree wif scawnyp



[ichmagtostbrot]

Fag -.-"

[TrunksGotenGotenks]

@ichmagtostbrot you suck ball sacks

[scawnyp]

This guy isn't quirky or funny.  Hes just really really creepy...

[gamerben10]

bitch plz...

shut up!

[fl0wify]

girl or boy? xD

[drake108100]

@fl0wify boy i think

[ThePlayamax50]

lol, kranke tunte <.<

[CallieAnn111]

You need help ..

[paulimik]

some people obv just want some tv time no mater the cost lol. what a joke.

[OriginalTsipoura]

gush PLEASE!!!!!!!!

[johnyPL123]

Z twoją śliczną gębą miał byś branie w pierdlu.

[TheMrAwesomeDx]

Lmfao i cant stop laughing at this.

[fatcake88]

@TheMrAwesomeDx ikr

[FotherMucker573]

Cut your fucking hair!



[MCboomboom49]

why does everyone call him gay ?

I TOTALLY LOVE THIS GUY :DDDDDDD awesome.

[RecurringNightmare]

@MCboomboom49 because we have eyes, ears and are capable of observing obvious screaming qualities in things?

[MCboomboom49]

@RecurringNightmare I find this highly possible.

[0123z]

WTF ?



[elenimoxart]

I think i'm gonna throw up ......this is so retarded

[byJessCh]

@elenimoxart BITCH LET ME TELL U SMTHING! BITCH PLEASE!

[xXiZRdx]

que gay XD

[AnimeGirl5445]

omfg dude stop thinking your black, its annoying when ppl have their own race's attitude but when a gay white peron thinks they are black, and not only black one of the bitchy ghetto black, its annoying, really annoying.if you talked normal, id prolly like you. but ur fake...

[gingersarefags1000]

i fucking hate u u stupid hore



[patrykblabla]

gay

[MrA3mc]

U FUCKING FAGGOT! I HATE U, fackin faggot shit ass hole, go fuck a brick!

[Poizon43]

RETARD

GAY

ASSHOLE

THTS THE 3 MAGICAL I CAN SAY PLEASE TREASURE IT AND REMEMBER IT

[TheSimpleCamp]

press 3 for retard

[porojn]

arent you a woman?....BITCH PLEASE!!!!!

[ExPoTK]

keep pressing the number 1 and enjoy

[TheFlygt]

@ExPoTK hahaha sounds like Eric Cartman after a while

[jaderade0927]

*and

[jaderade0927]

My friend ways like this sucks amd I was like BITCH PLEASE! lol

[MrFlahertyK]

go make a samich bitch

[jujifruit940]

"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!"....... where did HE go?

[SmieshNorway]

Boy or girl?

[Khai2799]

fag

[33tate33]

lol... you need a padded cell and a straight jacket... :-)

[TheFameGa]

Omg! this is freakin hilarious. he says b***h please in a way really funny way, check out britney she don't put up with your shot!

[DefiantDonut]

If i ever see him in real life i swear to god his head will smack against the nearest lampost for being sooooooooooo anoying.

[DeadSanctumFilms]

@DefiantDonut I wonder if the dislike bar is the size of his penis.

[DefiantDonut]

Retard.....

[the2009guy]

Look at me, i am so gay with my gayness!!!!! :D :D :D

[shiminama]

shes been frozen in carbonite a little too long

[TheKrome777]

i hope you die!

[ItsShiri]

What the fuck just happened here.

[dancer225100]

"BITCH PUHLEASE!!" This has definitely come in handy! I now say this at least 5 times a day! :) Thanks Chris<3

[katetaylor98]

bitch PLEASEAAAH.

[s919461]

You are nuts... Anyone who takes you ANY level of serious is stupid.

[Fl0k4t1]

dafuq?!

[viggoyy]

i'm never gonna be able to say bitch please again D:

[allnamesaretakenful]

This is what happens when Drama kids don't find acting jobs. For just $129 a day you can help this from happening.

[jorthemage]

I Honestly cant tell if thats a dude or girl somone help me out

[laithy6699]

press 5 for a scary face

[laithy6699]

oh bitch pleaaase pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaase I BEG U BITCH PLEAASE

[MrNoobishDudeAndgirl]

lol if you press 1.

[Cickany051]

TEACH ME MASTER!!!!! YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE!!!!!!

[Drshorr]

...dude you are such a fag.....

[TheMrAwesomeDx]

Bitch, please get out of youtube, no one likes you.

[elson12341]

i repeat: you are NOT a young black woman.

[MrKazukaoO]

you are useless...

[MrKennywong12]

fuck off bitch i fucking hate bitches like u

[TheSepulture22]

press 5 and say bitch please

[keviinsandoval]

BITCH PLEASE!

[UofMichMan21]

This got 8 million views.............

[supersanta1999]

Normal?

[ivorbigonee]

i am slowly starting to like chris, i am watching his vids from the beggining. Love Chris.

[Lucashum716]

attention seeker much?!?

[marexhsk1324]

fucking mother fucking idiot

[MrAuzzybug]

Press 1

[iamyourimagination]

HAHHAHAHAHAH love u chris!<3 XDDD he was younger here aww XDD

[msgeenahazel]

huh?

[SushieSteph]

Lol your so random:)

[nevarez92]

cute

[learninglessons1]

Talented!

[NAURIS707]

LOLOLOOL what a nut

[doucheku]

FUCK YOU ALL CC HATERS ! This video and "Defeat Depression" are his best early work in my opinion. I cannot wait to watch his movie at Sundance Film Fest 2012 !

If you have anything negative to say to my comment, gofuckyaself-

[Morbius0012]

You have to die, sir... m'dam ? hmm thing ?

[jackie343]

his hair can be used to clean up horse's sperm

[IchigoMinaChan]

lol rapidly press 8 he said it for me! ahahahahah EW E EW EWW EW! hahaha thumbs up if you get it ??? ^_~

[TheEffectonator]

If he was in a horror movie he would scare all the monsters and ghosts in it.

[rayfan2354]

y so many dislikes THIS IS HILARIOUS and guys lay off the gay jokes ik well we all no he is gay but who cares come on you guys r better than that

[TheJiggily]

ur gay

[monsteripolo]

@TheJiggily no shit sherlock

[TheJiggily]

@monsteripolo shut the fuck up bitch

[sifistaek]

Where you abused as a child?

[Stolzerpole1]

czy on nie mowi Bycza Pizda na poczatku ?

[IIIZEPHYROSIII]

@Stolzerpole1 pizda? it's a russian word. Anyways you seem to be polish.

[NorwegianBoy94]

BITCH PLEEASSE AHH!!

[LiveJoyDivision]

Press 3 and enjoy headbang! :D

[MrBoyinthedark]

yeah, i was just bored so i typed in the searchbar Bitch please

[donalddann]

omg 0:04 lmao

[C4PZL0CK]

faggot

[iEnvade]

5,8  > Something, Please

[VinceVolta]

The funniest shit ever!

[ferlemao]

how did I get here!? o.O

[DarkLBear]

WHAT DID U CALL MEH!!!! HOLD MY WIG SHIZZNIT JUST GOT REAL!!! jk jk jk jk jk jk

[BuffaloTPU]

Am I the only one who thinks Chris Crocker would make a SPECTACULAR JOKER in the next Batman movie?

[alfix8700]

hmm this is a very sad video... before i saw this i had a wonderfull day and everything went better than expected.... now i wanna die

[legiitFOEblinkk]

bitch please

lmfaooo xD xD

[mossabsaid12345]

bitch, shut the fuck up... i dont kknow if ur a boy or a girl but if you were a boy then you are fucking gay bitch.