Video Diary Entry 27: Sophia's presents.

[Winnchest]

I wish I could mary dax.

[zain12382]

Freak i think thats right. and i hate the way you try to act cool who gives a shit about anyone else do what u like tell Sophia to piss off she cant mess with the Super Daxflane :D

[FrauYaU]

Poor Mr. Kiffen.

[CoolstorytroII]

haha oh wow.......

[skell990]

your imaginary girlfriend is right.

[XAevaX]

No offence but uhh how many times have you said 'She'll be mine by..' O-O And btw, what happened to Annie? :L:L

[subhumanmaster]

"she'll be mine by next week" haha

[MynamesnotSteve100]

"I'm gonna ruffle my hair, unbutton my suit, and I'm gonna hit mr. Kiffen in the wienie again! And I don't even care."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[victobarn67]

haha thats soo funny. what an asshole :) gosh its so funny:)

[Dakashizzlenizle]

hes a straight g x)

[AllAboutUs6]

i love him the whole part about how shes playing hard to get <<3

[kakasuke2]

roflol 1:26 hahahahahaha

[oldmankid2k8]

Nice eyebrow raise at 1:24

[slopedarmor]

hmm.. he would need to think of some complicated way to let his pc auto upload the video after he's dead.

But she would never ever say no LOL.

[3L1mn8R]

your disgusting puppykicker111

[PUPPYKICKER111]

You are not worth my bother to insult properly. So just fuck off quietly

[3L1mn8R]

how could you wish someone, that hasnt harmed anyone, to suicide like that, very american full of hate

[PUPPYKICKER111]

How the hell you do you know if I'm an american. Where the fuck are you from if you have so much room to talk?

[Slithids]

Puppykicker111, we can tell your american because you swear so much

[jazteen14]

lots of people in other countries swear a bunch.

[jazteen14]

how is that very american!

no need to generalize

[AllAboutUs6]

ok, i just dont get why just because he said that, that makes him american. I mean a lot of people are americans and dont talk like that. I dont agree with him at all but don't sterytype all americans because of him

[tazeking1234]

that kid is a bitch you should of punch him in the face

[wolfdude145]

i like waffles ^_^ mmmmmmm waffles

[RuN3Sc4P3VIDS]

u cant buy a womans love u have to earn it!!!

[sparty667]

Dax is seriously my hero

[Ross2437]

hes acting hes not rly like that so chill out

[emmy593]

how do you knnow hes acting?

[LilSpringChickens]

get it into ur brain sophia thinks ur stalkin her, she doesnt like u, shes not playin hard to get i think u shud just leave her and all the other *pretty girls who will b urs* ALONE

[guitarfreak127]

Oh shit! He's ruffling his hair! Dax is HARDCORE!

[Flipty11]

her problem is, you're stalking her!

[DikkLee62]

omg i love this audio preview thing its my newest favorite thing on you tube

[DikkLee62]

i gave her 40 dollars worth of merchandise and she said "you're a freak" but i know she is playing hard to get lol i love it

[kanfoo3]

"she'll be mine by next week" so great

[awolpete]

i thought COOL was the name of the shot that he got

[avaadore123444]

"and ten dollars" lmao

[7864467]

why does he keep saying yall when i bet he does not even have an accent

[philbo67]

lol 10 dollars

[Judahmangi]

P.S. I'm not really gonna kick Mr. Kiffens weeney again

[LlamaandMCRfan]

embrace the inner emo

(//_-) lol

[haaboo2000]

greatest

[ElYoshiKid]

hit him in the "weenie?"...

[thatguy431]

i dont understand....he pronounces all of his words normally, but still says y'all....

[nume26]

lol, because normal is the opposite of Texas! :D

[Judahmangi]

just cause he says ya'll doesn't mean he he's a hick that talks like this gursh durn wes gonna haves some possum stew GOSH y does everybody think Texans are all hicks. by the way Houston Texas is the 4th largest city in America in case you didn't know

[elementskater168]

stop saying ya'll

[Judahmangi]

Shut up the word ya'll is a real word

[falco621]

How is touching some other dude in the junk giving her a taste of her own medicine?

[TheRealGuitarHero2]

sophia is smart i bet she passed that geomatry test u failed

[JurkeyTURKEYwait]

just out of curiosity; are you retarded guitarhero2? G-E-O-M-E-T-R-Y. Not that hard to spell dumbass

[TheRealGuitarHero2]

its youtube no one uses grammar dumbass

[TheRealGuitarHero2]

or spelling

[burtonlang]

Umm... yeah... Everybody else on YouTube is retarded! I wanted to be retarded too! So JurkeyTURKEYwait, you're a dumb-ass for not being retarded...

*sighs*

burtonlang.

[avaadore123444]

hahahahahahahahahaha i love it when these guys get their panties in a knot.

[DoodleDooble]

that shirt is decent..

[Orngejus]

he just like hitting weeny's lol

[falco621]

Clearly, it is so.

[greendayrulesomuch]

SOPHIA'S A BITCH

[DharoksPimp]

her problem is shes a bitch

[panzer254]

kill her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[poohmaster12]

i wouldnt even give her shit if she treated me like that

[pieman308]

yes i like the wenenies too

[raszbberyy]

this is so untrue cuz i go to his school and am in Mr. Kniffen's class and he never was assulted. and Mrs. Barnhill's a bitch. funny to think about though...

[johnnylasso08]

do you know him? does he really act like this during school?

[adamfishercox]

I'm in his school too, and he is for real. He got a suspension for assaulting Sophia.

[new2arrows]

dude he's for real? what a fucking fagget

[DanMillmanRocks]

holy crap! what did he do hit her on the head with her foot?

[kw1ksh0t]

yeah i believe you......

[RaachelC3ntral]

haha she'll be mine by next week

classic (daxflame is cool so back off haters!)

[GIANNIYANI]

secretly your a hater

[LittleMissTreble]

sweetheart, you can't buy her love. :(

just tell her that you're sorry, and that you didn't mean to cause any problems.

[tristn0is0bored]

you can't buy love man.

[HuckIeberry]

psh u could get a way better girl dax

[Toshtosh01]

sophia's a fag!

[casper0012]

Daxflame fuckin' rules.

[ZSP008]

Sophia's a jerk. Get back together with GreenTeaGirlie.

[HuckIeberry]

greenteagirlie was using him for publicity...

[retardwithawii]

Wow, a person who turned down THE Daxflame is crazy...notice the sarcasm

[pmm727paige]

cool isnt a real disease???????????????

[MCMUDKIPZ]

Should've slipped the bitch some roofies.

[NinthxViet94]

oh wow unbutton your suit.... really "ganster" lol 4stars =D

[YamiHarlen]

sophia isnt ur type bro, u need someone who is hot and likes u for u, cuz ur a nice guy and u deserve to have a nice girl

[gyperborea001]

u offer her MERCHANDISE and the WONT TAKE IT?

BLASPHEMY!

[patriccraven]

u r a good actor Madison

[aleclpandisaacap]

good atitude. I get called a freak a lot. :-)

[erica614]

I think she will be veary happy

[ltkirby1989]

this guy is so gay

[anonymice14]

I love how your hair is different in every episode. =3

[Xteeler]

dax is a son of a whore nobody likes your tiny shorts or your mutha fukin suit asshole

[twobit434]

mayb sophia jst isnt ur type go for some1 hoter

[Mclovin15243]

sophia's an idiot.

[wyattman854]

sophia sux dax deserves someone bettr

[ben20058]

eyebrow raises at 1:25 ~~ ???

[wyattman854]

hes gonna hit him in the weeny again lmao.....its called a penis

[emiffizzle45]

rofl

[cordsman]

yeah this si one of the few times i agree wiht you.

sophia is an idiot.

[ohiocait3]

she's a bitch!

[gofalcons61]

Why do you keep saying "yall"?

Nerds don't do that!

Tsk tsk.

[TribeMovie08]

we say yall a lot in texas, rember he's from mckinney (madison patrello)

[jerem18h]

lol you say "Y'all"

[jeckieboo]

i say yall

[graystripe529]

she should have stop playing hard to get...lol ur a freak dax

[mrpokieskacore]

lolololol

[ElangoTango]

poor mr. kiffen he has to go through all of that stuff for no reason.

fyi your gunna get sued

[todukeoflies]

you do not want that C.O.O.L. disease because it stands for:

Constipated

Over-weighted

Out-of-fashion

Loser so do not catch it from Dax!

[jordonbenson]

wow. jealous much?

[todukeoflies]

no i am not jealous. i was just kidding ok? don't take it so seriously

[soarre]

OMGOMGOMG...

Cool isn't a disease? O_O;

[allsister25613]

lol I NO omg =)

[kailea23]

oh man. SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!

[hackmantuts]

dont mess with her shes just a bitch and she dont deserve sum1 like you!!

[lizzzie2]

yeah she's a ho don't waste you're fuckin money on that bitch.

[imnotdepresdiminlove]

yea definetly ur too good for her!!

[microbust]

Dude just leave her behind. She sounds like a jerk anyways. You may as well just move on. I'm sure you'll find another girl that likes you. :)

[greeklove2]

omg ur so cute id date u lol

[EuropeRandomness]

*sigh* dude u can't buy a girl. thats why shes pissed at u. i would rather try to just talk to her about it... but its probobly too late.

[PandaKID803]

*cough* again!!

you kinda bribeing here ya think lol

[saucepan500]

You go!You should just not worry about Sophia not even look or talk to her

[Atheyst]

He stutters a ton more in his more recent videos, leading me to believe he is an actor.

Not only that but he pauses and re-acts to the reactions viewers would be having as if they were right there in person as he was telling the stories.

[drjosh07]

same thing happened to me she called me a freak...she has brain cancer now....seriously she does

[Cheerleading4Ever]

You seemed more normal in this video ha

[cusc22]

i agree... he doesn't seem so odd no offence dax, but he seems normal

[jackelcackel]

he looks cooler in this vid!

[CurleyMane]

The reason he talks differnt from now and his more recent videos is he doesn't have braces in the new ones. You here that accent kind of peak threw every once and a while with the braces, but once there removed it's full blown.

[jake4254]

lol thats what my friend said

[dreyfoostheatra]

you look hot w/out a suit on

[franticfreakshow]

go dax good for you!! Don't hurt your teacher

[hokagelegacy]

money can't by love Dax.

[oracle44444]

"Cool: you usually have six months to live after you get that"

Very true, fashions change. Queen Bees or King Pins under a lot of pressure may be ousted by other members of their cliques, sometimes with devastating consequences. Think about cliques in your schools. How might an imbalance of power affect schoolwork/emotional health?

[al3x26]

sophia is right.

u r a freak!!

[ilovemusic1994]

LOL. i love how, more than 20 videos later, people are still bringing up the pee fight

[ShinobiDuh]

Lol pee fight was awsome, probably his best vid.

[ilovemusic1994]

damn u looked hot when u were ruffling and unbuttoning

[shadowfyrex00x]

u remind me of this kid who was in my 8th grade. he gave this girl he liked a bunch of stuff and she took advantage of him and then one day she publicly humiliated him. don't be like him...

[salsa766]

that was very nice, sorry that had to happen toy you.

[Guitarman185]

its a penis not a winni...

[mrmet5]

i think it's time... pee on sophia! you've got nothing to lose

[TheCurrentPope]

lol

X2

[xNekozumix]

If she won't take the presents that you got her then she is a waste of your time. Don't chase her, WASTE OF TIME!

[queerdo2weirdo]

in words you understand...

SSSHHEE NNN-NNOO LLLIKKE YY-YYY YYOOOUU

[thefutureofSNL]

SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!

[llikepie]

SHE

DON'T

LIKE

YOU

[Lihapullamies]

Seems like she's a spoiled girl. i mean, 40 is a lot

[Mugsi]

Lihap, please tell me you're joking. Why the hell would she accept gifts from someone she doesn't like?

[Lihapullamies]

im joking

[Mugsi]

Oh thank god, coz it's kinda hard to tell if you're sarcastic coz your words are typed

[lilMCX]

thats really mean that she said that your a freak and you gave her 40 dollers. shes a jerk.

[THEBRAS]

her Problem is that you are indeed a Freak

[d5gdf56gdfg]

i now people like you thay piss me off there stupid and done learn from there mistakes and shes not playing hard to get you cant get her.

[MattG124]

and you dont know how to spell

[Blondgirlie507]

u kno wat? u are cool. U have wayyyyy over 1000 views like everyday on ur vids and so many people love u! i bet like nobody in ur school does that, or atleast they arent nealry as good as u!

[Izzy2daSHEzzy]

good luck wit the weeny thing & yes pplz do kno tht "COOL" is not a sickness!

[houseofblues3]

imagine this kid on acid

[lilliesnlilacs]

omfg! THAT would be a treat to watch.

[houseofblues3]

yes it would

[patplayer92]

um maybe u should leave sophia alone

[futurefashionista101]

what is her problem. fine keep the money, go buy something pretty for yourself. screw her.and stop taking your feelings out on your teacher's "weiney" lol

[kimarhi14]

you can't buy love.

[houseofblues3]

lol u spelled weeny wrong

[davis1188]

you did to, its weenie

[tehfu2]

unbutton your suite, pure rebelage

she didn't/doesn't/never will like you

[hendrix867]

u know its weird logic to think that hes playing hard to get when the girl doesn't even like him cuz he gave her good gifts to her response of ur a freak, which is true

[wiiisthebest]

he is desperate

she doesn't like him

she should just get a guy so he can understnd

[therazzmuzz]

STFU PINQCHOW1300..and... PEE FIGHT!

[hendrix867]

she doesn't dude i mean c'mon be realistic

[chu03]

PEE FIGHT ON PINGCHOW1300... everyone laugh at him cause he is or she is covered in pee. hahahaha... PINGCHOW YOU SUCK DONKEY BALLS

[pingchow13000]

SHE DOESNT LIKE U STUPID!!!!!!

[hihihippl]

lol sophia is the one you wanna hit in the "weeny" shes a bitchbag

[GenScrewUp]

Zac ...Piss on Sophia...PEE FIGHT!!!

[HereLiesTheWaste]

lol!

[pingchow13000]

YAY!! LOL!

[babiegreen1]

Dax is 15

[ronmoore321]

You hit that bitch! I dont get a shit that she is a man, YOU HIT THAT BITCH!

DAMN STRAIGHT! Date rape anyone?...