True Life: I'm A Guido

[HeartPumpsDiesel]

I love this guy

[ehilado06]

skip to 02:45 funny as hell

[johnfre2]

after 2:35 best part hahahaha

[jesushatestheyankee1]

Bro u got a set of balls to do tht in a mall bro

[WarzoneMerc]

Everyone PM him to make a sequal!!!!!!

[lqtm237]

so funny hahaha

[optiKalismo]

damn this is hilarious!!!! ...in the mall, LOL!!

[Honeysman123]

roosevelt field i peeped

[wilburbabe11112]

bahahaha, thanks!

[jellymedina]

omg u did not just start dancing in a mall food court.

[TheGreekmaf]

lmfao dude this is absolutely histerical

[ISLAMICcycling]

dude thank allah a black man didnt steal your system

[Superbad891]

IDC man him dancing in the mall that shit had me fucking crying how are people sitting there not laughing

[Randoexpress]

oh shit i got that boombox!

[mjc6184]

dude this is f'n hilarious....

roosevelt field mall brah

[MysticDMBherb]

You should just make more videos of you dancing in the mall

[cloud33113]

I demand you to redo this and add fist pumping

[ChrisGooley]

this was made on long island!!!

[JasonVochal]

This video was sucking.........and then out came the boombox at the mall and I almost spit my beer all over my computer hahahaha! FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!!!

[nick89ist]

lmfaooo som funny sht..

[IMustBeGuido]

LOL TRUE STORY: I was singing barbie girl in a dollar store and some bitch that was working there flipped me off! so i told her to get back in the kitchen!

[nyahhhhhhhhhh]

roosevelt field!

[oooowwwwdddd]

bro, the pink head band has to go. You look like a freakin Jane Fonda workout video. And nobody walks around with one of those ancient boom boxes anymore. wtf bro?

[utsx]

as if he danced in the mall infront of all those people hahahaha omgggg that was pricelessssss.....

[fr3sh2d3ath55]

Hes terrible at frolicin tho lmaoo =X bahahahaha

[fr3sh2d3ath55]

I noe ima guido but shit roosvelt field mall LMAOOOOOOOOOooooOoooo,,

[justified1975]

you gotta have a shitload of confidence to do that in a mall,cameras or not

[carlosasaur]

i think i saw u at r0seve1t fie1d ma11 101

[93Polishguy]

AHAHAHAHA u can hear the camera guy laughing at 2:18

[raigami]

LOL!!!

one question, does guido mean douche in italian?

[coolcub1]

the best

[Silentgasp]

ok this guy is not guido...he is obviously joking and he is fucking good at it

[projektpanzerfaust]

This is the fucking BEST!!!

[MegzyMuch]

i lovee it hoow heaaps of people think his actually like this, obviously his juust jokinng around for some views, calm down kids :L ahaaa !

[lesh21]

why doesnt this have more views? i find this so funny lol

[mrtundra45]

Saying that New Jersey/New York "Guidos" represent Italian People is like saying

that Compton Crip's represent all Black people. or that the KKK represents all Southern Anglo's or Country folk....

[DefenderOfBigHair]

whats the name of the song @ 2:29

[adrianac58]

@DefenderOfBigHair "Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi



[Shadesx666666]

LMAFO

[doucheacademy]

this is one for DoucheAcademy com

[algokid1]

LMA) @ 2:47 , dude got some balls for dancing in the middle of the food court....fuck the haters , do whatever the fuck you want man...

[ICharb97]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH 2:45 you r my new best friend hahahahahahahaa

[elmagicocobra]

those fucking idiots aren't italians, shame shits you spit on italy

[prosurfer2222]

fucking guidos and guidettes.....cant they just die

[MrAAOSNIPED]

im a fuckin guido and this shit is fake this guy is fake thats why i cheated on him in miami. the bitch is trying to be pauly and he is acting all shady

[Hatinonthehaters]

The pump at 3:05 is just fuckin epic lmfao... balls of steel.

oh yeah

G-ay

U-neducated

I-ncoherent

D-umb as a bucket of shit

O-bnoxious

[yuckfutish]

The shopping mall scenes got me cracking the fuck up!

[Steve02k7]

i lieks guido, eh dances in malls an doesnt afraid of anything

[tammylee09]

lol love the part in the mall

[AUSseany]

TThis dude is fearless, blasting barbie girl and raving in the mall!! Haha

[KiIIMode]

The Name Of The First Song Is Zombie nation - woah oh oh :)

[Gerhaydes]

I like how all of you guys act like your italian and offended when probably most of you are american trying to be like people off of jersey shore

[sweetbabyfarita]

... jersey shore shit??

[HenHudlax17]

hey i think iknow u

[juandaospina11]

Which is the first song?

[CoolDudeMan45]

whats the song that plays as soon as this video starts?

[basicrc]

Hahaha

[TalonWolf]

Kudos for having the guts to pull that off xD

[felixtheoreo]

u got balls bro...

[egman120]

GGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this video is fucking retarded thanks for wasting 5 minutes of my life You Guido fuck-tard

[pyramidheadkitten9]

guidos, juggalos, wiggers, cholos, wtf happened to america?

[mouthanikkogayfish]

whats the first song?

[hollypooh1990]

lmao 

[knockturnal808]

lol!! this guy is awesome

[fuitbag]

What a fucking douche.

[JuicinaPeach]

carghetto.. who are you calling gay? learn to make up? sounds pretty gay to me dude.

[YaDigggg42]

fuck italians

[nwachamp]

@YaDigggg42 Fuck you too.

[mv1421]

fuck you, fuck all you. im a fuckin guido and you all make it so much more then it really is like gtfo and stop hatenn yoo honestly if you werent jealous you wouldnt waste your time making videos bout us, fuck off

[batgirl9289]

lmfao!!!!

[JstnAlck]

is that roosevelt field mall?

[CIUPPA666]

in italy(i'm italian)people like this are called "truzzi"

[Bonvazza]

@CIUPPA666 yes and the sux

[sturmfurrer]

Where you spend your summers proves how much money your parents have, not how much you have. But then again, I spent last summer in Afganistan, so I might be being a little harsh.

[ravager135]

You have no idea what I do or how much money I have but judging by your use of fuckwad, I doubt you are what you say you are. In the very least you've shown money can't buy class.

[rybussell]

@ravager135 HAHA his profile says he is in high school and he works for his dad once in a while! Watch out! His weekly allowance might add up :)

[revedesorciere]

This is the best satire ever! Hopefully those ''guidos'' will see this and come to their senses.

[iBrtaliity]

hahahha omfg so funny hahah

[DatSpaiinGuy]

lmao roosevelt field mall!

[ducatyjack]

much like any other,

[ansa1010]

I dieeed when he randomly started dancing in the mall cafeteria .

[ndogg20]

Damnnnnnn this is depressing.

[icanfeelthebeat]

i became a guido this year so i can grab some hot ass and its working!!! thanks guidos!

[revedesorciere]

@icanfeelthebeat HAhaha great if it works for you, but in a few years thoses girls u got will be looking back and put u in the ''mistake'' category!

[icanfeelthebeat]

@revedesorciere huh? i aint no guido

[AlexIshSoGoofy]

All riite listen here if yuhr offended by the whole guiido thing STOP WATCHING VIDEOS THT HAVE TUH DO WITH GUIDOS! You obviously saw the title so how about yoh stop wasting your time watching things tht get yuh mad?

[DancingSpiderman]

@AlexIshSoGoofy Explanation: It's a mental problem a lot of people have; they get off on being angry at something. Some people don't experience happiness and have forgotten how good it feels to be happy. And they only feel alive if they are feeling a strong emotion, ANY emotion. Since they don't know how to find happy things, they go looking for people and things to give them that negative feeling to make themselves feel alive. That's why they find things to hate. On YourTube. The End.

[chris211073]

Let's have hot sex Guido!!

[sidondon2]

I shit myself when he rolled into the parking lot blasting Barbie Girl lol classic Guido :D

[sooner70]

When he starts dancing in the food court, thats fucking funny....

[coco12354587]

HAHA nice video. i like it when you put the barbie girl song on.. lol nicee(;

[tetsuo173]

the ending gave me a boner

[rwilli1228]

cocaine is a hell of a drug

[nuaragirl1]

the kids hot, what high school was that?

[extracredit100]

@nuaragirl1 u got hella bad taste in dudes

[poep123321]

hee you motherfucker you make my name look bad

so change your motherfucking name

[akatsukiturk]

that radio its volume was turn off or else he would of got his ass beat

[PossessedDonutz]

Guido's arent this. a real guido is an italian from brooklyn usually, with nice, tailored clothes, money and/or hard working with jewelery, not these faggoty beachgoers and fake tanners. Im italian, and im offended by all this shit.

[thewackyjackson]

@PossessedDonutz - then the "fake" pussy guidos should go back to wherever they came from. i'm from the real "jersey shore" born and raised.... and the "real' people who live here are the furthest thing from guidos. I'm insulted for them giving Jersey such a bad rep....just saying

[icanfeelthebeat]

@PossessedDonutz next time dont include the word 'italian' in your description, thanks... change it with 'douche' from brooklyn

[VelaToNorma7]

@PossessedDonutz i'm italian, and guidos are a mockery to REAL italians. fuck off

[ylerspina]

@PossessedDonutz well grow the fuck up millions of poeple make fun of ever race everday am also a italian like alot of poeple and i dont give a shit

[ravager135]

@PossessedDonutz. Like most Italian guidos, you've probably never even set foot in Italy. That being said, the reason they are called Guidos is because a "Guido" is a stereotypical blue collar Italian name. It's like calling all guys "Jack" or something. Guido's are by definition blue collar, they aren't rich, and any money they do have is an illusion. If you had alot of money you wouldn't be spending your summers on the Jersey Shore, you'd be in Fiji.

[PossessedDonutz]

@ravager135 I have a shitload more money than you. I spend my summers in Sweden and Germany, fuckwad.

[Ashley277024]

@PossessedDonutz ahm I live in Germany and it's not really a country to brag about.I mean so you spend your summers in Germany - what about it ?What does make you fell so special ? It's the most boring country in the world.Brag about spending your summers in Dubai oder I don't know some rich ass private island

[PlaneCrash96]

@PossessedDonutz fucking guido

[hubertandclyde]

@PossessedDonutz You do realize this is a joke right?

[hmt227]

@PossessedDonutz you live in brooklyn and your bragging about being rich ... your no better than this kid.

ps: i live in the most expensive zip code in the country ... get on my level

[northandover]

@PossessedDonutz You're just in denial

[cjs33139]

@PossessedDonutz Every race has trash and being a guido, even a "true" guido, as you say, is nothing to be proud of.  Just as Puertoricans, of which I am, are mostly trashy and loud and embarrassing to be around (yes, I said it. Go to a PR day pride parade and see mostly trash), Italian culture in NYC is full of trash too and respectable Italian men (and women) who dress impeccably, speak proper grammar and don't attract attention to themselves are a rarity, just like classy Boricuas.

[mrtundra45]

@cjs33139 um no, a real Guido is an italian that came here from italy and speaks Italian....

These kids are pure 100% AMERICAN trash!

[carghetto]

@PossessedDonutz REALS ITALIANS(LIKE ME) hate GUIDOS!!!!GUIDOS are americans that want to be ITALIANS....BUT ITALIAN is only(like me) who is born and live in italy...YOUR GRANDPA was italian but you are a LOSER AMERICAN DEAR GUIDO!!!! LEARN TO DRESS AND TO MAKE UP,like an italian,you are only a gay american!!!!

[PossessedDonutz]

@carghetto please more! i love your inferior english. Tack :)

[fenix144]

@PossessedDonutz you rightfully are.

[aerosmithmotleycrue]

@PossessedDonutz I know the kid who did this cuz I went to high school with him...he's italian, and so am I and I'm not offended. its called a joke, so chill

[georgemlive]

@PossessedDonutz i agree

[ItalianStlyn]

@PossessedDonutz i feel the same way man

[Brandonduboff]

@PossessedDonutz add New York and New New Jersey as a requisite and yup that's a guido. this is NOW the real quido. sorry to tell you, but the definition has changed

[MrAAOSNIPED]

fuck this shady monkey shit im a gorilla juice head and im a real guido this bitch should wear a/x like a real italian you fuckin white boy peice of shit paulydwannabe

[Smokegerbs21]

@MrAAOSNIPED lmao youz a nut! im not even built at all nigga and ill still box ya fucking head off

[FancyFarrah]

my favorite part = dancing in the food court!

[070dh]

wtf means guido?

[TheScarletMaiden]

Oh my gosh :)

It's the Roosevelt Field Mall! :O

:O

I miss being on Long Island :'(

[AwwwCatarina]

wtf

[sk8erLem]

any1 kno tha name of tha 1st song??

[keyfoodstore]

OMG lawl at you dancing in Roosevelt Mall.. HAHA you the balls on this douche.. f*ck I MISS NY

[TeQxEuPHoRiiA]

Ok, what the fuck is guido ?

'Cause my name is Guido.. :P

[CEWCinematography]

haha is tht roosefelt field and eishenhower park

[mdhjr11]

Thats actually funny

[colombian930]

JAJAJAJ ...WITH BABY GIRL MUSIC IN THA MALL DAAMM JAJAJAJ DUDE GOT SUM BALLS

[DanicaJammin]

your 10th the size of a guido

[DaltonRH]

Dude, kudos. That shit was hilarious

[PorcelainBackbones]

laughed soo hard at the food court scene, thanks!!

[Garbagemancool]

lol the mall scene priceless

[landy1337]

lol god damn i felt embarrased for you in the dance scene at the mall

[Steph3ns]

November 05, 2007

[DaNuke1810]

bro i'm giving u credit for this acting like a bafoon in the food court took some serious balls

[awcmassta]

:P in the beginning i tought that you where for real :P

[DrDooM24PBK]

Fuck why does everybody like the song at the beginning and Satisfaction. The song that starts at 42 seconds is the best and yet not one mention? You guys have some bad taste. Damn mainstream garbage... I know it's a remix of Eye of the Tiger, but anybody know the DJ or artist?

[bonitaxoxo007]

What what what!! it was made before "jersey shore"!!! it's like total guido style, I just can't believe it.

[tauri360]

Roosevelt field mall is where its at

[MobsITA]

I'm Italian and if these our descendent in America....I'm Canadian

[ilikebooty00]

@MobsITA ?

[MobsITA]

@ilikebooty00 These are not true Italians

[MobsITA]

I'm itqlian and if these are our brothers i'm canadian

[NWarriorLax20]

hahahahahahaha the dance scene at 3:09 is epic

[Mrstrongisland01]

Someone should have slapped the shit out of him.

[kkkkkimberlyyyyy]

real italians.. people born in italy hate italian americans.

[SlipSloop]

@kkkkkimberlyyyyy No, they don't, they just hate guidos, they hate guidos as much as Italian-Americans despise guidos. We don't all run around jacked up on steroids with bowl of fry hair. This is EXACTLY why people were asking the show to be pulled down. It was painting a negative light on Italian-Americans, the proof is in your comment.

[VelaToNorma7]

@VideoACMilan are you serious when you say there are niggers in Italy? When I was there for summer vacation i didn't see a single one of those spear chuckers.

[VideoACMilan]

@VelaToNorma7

theyre mostly in the north from what I saw

[nakanmbytbudallenjt]

guidos are really barbie girls brushing their hair 5 hour in the bathroom

[Mrstrongisland01]

Fucking douchebagels

[DVDSNutz]

holy fucking shit that shit was fucking funny as shit

[peacexbri]

@yomama42796 Maybe that's 'cause it was there PURPOSELY. Smaart..

[Iguana101]

lol i admit that took some balls :P

[SYNTHAX1]

the first song is called Zombie Nation by kernkraft 400. Appropriately titled song for Jersey Guido nation. Pump that fist!!!

[magicspitt]

nice u hav ballz dude...fun watching u

[NewYorkStateOfCrime]

Lmao this niggas funny

[stupidchicken112]

@Hatinonthehaters hahah

[bk06010]

@Hatinonthehaters hating because your skinny and ugly?

[Hatinonthehaters]

@bk06010 not skinny nor am i ugly, at least the chicks dont think so. nor do i use lip gloss, fake tan, bucket of gel or whatever you fags use. you see i dont like your kind because you have no intelligence. i like to have deep intellectual conversations with the fellas or the females. guidos and their hoes cant have one.

[bk06010]

@Hatinonthehaters uhm... im not even a guido, but you sound like a little bitch, i dont even think you know 1 guido in real life

[VelaToNorma7]

@Hatinonthehaters lol

[imaboxer101]

@Hatinonthehaters Kk Uneducated... seriously if u watch jersey shore when pauly d was in school he always gts A's so idk wtf ur talkin about ur the Uneducated one.. and ur Jealous plus this Video is dumb cuz this guy dont no how to be a Guido

[cannonbulk]

@imaboxer101 Says the person who can't spell..

[JoeyD12345678]

@Hatinonthehaters Guido really means a working class Italian, These retards changed the definition to border line retarded Italian. Real Italians like me are extremly offended.

[Neum10Mooneeb]

@JoeyD12345678 Agreed, i mean personally i dont give a shit but it shudnt be used anyway, it's like saying nigga ther really is no need to say it anyway

[Hatinonthehaters]

@JoeyD12345678 I hear ya man.. I like italians and love your culture but these new age guido cunts are fucking destroying your heritage.

[reeves187]

@Hatinonthehaters They still pull more girls than you do :p

[extracredit100]

@Hatinonthehaters its funny that you call them gay cause they get more pussy then you can dream of... but yea they are peices of shit arent they?

[irt3hsaint]

@Hatinonthehaters What's the difference between a park bench and a guido?

A park bench can support a family of 4.

[Draco8484]

Whats The First Song Called?