Mario Sex-ed

[lastoss1213]

Wtf

[patman9735]

if my mario game started to teach me sex ed I think I would shit my pants

[Sparkey916]

So that's what's Been going on

[TacticalCookies]

@Sparkey916 lol

[squidsaresquids]

Wtf the end is creepy

[MrMclemons]

0:55 mario wtf

[MrMclemons]

0:55 wtf

[19andoverlol]

1:20

Neither of them recognize what a penis is.

[SubwayDreamer]

omGosh xD, now everytime i see Toad in a game.... xD NOT COOL

[LCPLgeek]

Sorry, this was not made by nintendo :3

[The12232flower]

-.-

[Xgcvd]

.___________.

[TheGuyWithFins]

I dont feel like playing Mario any more

[FedorovAvtomat]

I love how Mario's mustache turns into pubic hair.

[Evilmonkey692]

LMFO this aint real nintendo didnt make this you can tell 1 horrible voice over

[pikajesus]

@Evilmonkey692 Yeah like there hasn't been some awful voices for the mario bros over the years XD

[SuperMonkeyboy7]

@mediolagana dont forget toadet

[xXHuckleberryFinnXx]

lol I love how they made Luigi more intelligible and mature than Mario.

[TheHeadlessOne]

Whatthefuckamiwatching.jpg

[Simplecompexity]

Why does the sonic continue appear in this when this is a nintendo this?

[skullbuster1220]

i think its funny how much of any idiot that teen is:

"Dude, i had no idea that was a penis!"

[brighteyes256]

Safe sex = a safe landing hahahahaha!!!!

[JonathanTheSmex]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH XD

[branflakes11]

I like how Luigi doesn't sound Italian at all. :/

[LibraHorse1]

Press 2 for jizz

Press 4 for head

Press 5 for balls

Press 6 for porn

Press 9 for I'm dumb

[nick44444123]

@LibraHorse1 6

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

From 13 to 15? I'm sorry but thats bullshit lol. The range is far wider XD

[brinxe76]

thumbs up if you shat bricks the second you heard luigi's voice at 1:03

[brinxe76]

0:09 :D 

[azziangrl4ever]

This is why the games where just 8-bit. They had to try and conceal Toad's ballsack.

[snaldo20]

LMFAO

[TheNepatsfan33]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS

[patmanrox]

press 6- porn

press 8- wtf?

[FurryChipmunkSquad]

He put the condom on wrong.

[RogueYoghurt]

@FurryChipmunkSquad your boyfriend is pregnant.

[TheMoogle3]

i hit puberty at 9

[chocofreak887]

at 1.44, luigi gets this look on his face like, "why the fuk am i here." -___-;;

[catfat17]

someone on steam sent me this link .......... WTF loplolololololololoolololololo­lololololololololoolololololol­ololololololololololololololol­olololololoooloollllololololol­olololo

[hypershadow1910]

Nobody wanted to see Toad's Nuts.

[LittleKoumoriDragon]

WTF did I just watch XD

[ArmyPolk]

I think I just lost my IQ

[yoyokittycatlol]

is it me but do i hear sonic the hedgehog sound effects once in while in this vid ._.

[Tommygun456]

luigi doesnt sound like that, what did they do with the real luigi?

hilarious

[TheRollerboarder]

I'm Justin and I am 8 years old. My Sunday school teacher showed us this last week in Sunday school. I learned alot about sec from Mario and from this move I'm never having sex AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheRollerboarder]

My name is Justin I am 8 years old and this is what our Sunday school teacher showed us last Sunday. She also told us that my penis would fall off if I had sex with someone. I'm never having sex again!!!!!!

[missrandom1996]

@TheRollerboarder wait.. what?? again??

[Ktsumi101]

What the hell did I just watch O.o

That was weird and scary

[HydraHunterMkII]

Mario and Luigi talking about sex? I feel scared for just watching this...

Although the usage of mario's mustache to represent pubic hair was hilarious

[Mcsquizzyelectric]

Wtf wat if u want children

[MyXbox360glitches]

Lol luigi sounds like seth McFarlane!!

[Jinkun2702]

LMFAO at Luigi's rico suave voice

[specialfxmaker]

I just saw the princes and toads junk.

[Medusa0999]

Christ I wish my boobs went that big lol 2:08

[JasperDx17]

"HEY LUIGI, WHATS THAT?!!?!"

God Mario are you that fucking stupid

thats a dick.

[mizkex]

Way to be racially insensitve! So let me ask you this? How does a SAUSAGE FEST, not know what a penis is? Male Penis, because girls can have them too. Lol they use a Banana. Way to tell everyone your gonna wear a condom!

[goffchr]

Nintendo didn't make this. The video is clearly themed from the early nineties, but they use clip art from N64, music from SNES's Zelda, and the video uses a method of computerized image dithering and alpha blending that wouldn't have been available en masse to Nintendo in the early nineties. This was made by some fan on his computer.

[jjointer]

@goffchr i dont know whats worst, the fact that you felt the need to show off your "intellect" on a youtube video or the fact that 2 people actually gave you a thumbs up

[MyFaceIsMadeOfSpoons]

@goffchr Don't forget the Sega sounds.

[ACRetro]

@goffchr anti-lulz

[Venix94YT]

Yeaah this is tootally Black!! 2:48

[TheFunkyBones]

I love this.

[TheScorpionMK37]

hard to believe nintendo made this

[johntheant]

at the end after they say safe sex is te best look at both mario and luigi's faces (especialy marios)

[johntheant]

safe sex= safe landing...... wonder what that means

[Hammyhamtarowebkinz]

mario is freaked out at the endxD

[SashaLynneR]

omg this is hilarious

[Darkman9000]

Why does Luigi sound like one of the random creepy monsters from ATHF with the normal person voice?

Seriously what the fuck is this?!?

[shadowandluigifan]

did just watch... and what is up wit luigi's voice

[ShowNoMercy502]

I'm not quite sure if I believe this is real lmfao

[Pheonix835]

Mario speaks broken English and loves pasta

Luigi sounds like a homo and loves to grab guys junk

[THEATRYCAL]

WTF

[ashlecrash]

Lol, yoshi eggs, boo sperm, mustache pubes, and Daisy's boobs! Crazy...

[platinumglitchmint2]

boo sperm

[johnl00l]

what the fuck

[mariozplaze]

Totally tubular? This has got to be the '80s!

[GhostCoyoteArtiste]

SAFE SEX IS THE BEST

[DiabloDave363]

awesome

[CinnaMint]

WOW Captain N

[Awesomol0gy]

1:23 HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT HIS OWN JUNK IS!!!

[WOW733]

they put this on T.V?

[minioness4x5]

i will scared as shit if that happened to me

[pandazie]

Is this like...For real?????!!!

[mariozplaze]

@pandazie took the words right out of my mouth!

[ankomitarashirox]

The real question is, what does MARIO know about human sexuality, puberty, and STDs?????

[rmbranham]

LOL luigigs voice

[musicatonnetwork]

its weird how the dude in this vid is like whats that when they see a penis

[kyoushiro3]

Boos as sperm? WTF!

[Gaznugget]

I think sex is degrading and disgusting anyway. But it is needed to make babies. I hate things like this that tell you to use a condom. I can understand couples in love having sex for babies, but I hate it when they say "always use a condom", because it means that condom users are only having sex for the disgusting "pleasure" of it, and not to make babies.

[AsauceAndBrub]

@Gaznugget

I voted down.

[Gaznugget]

@AsauceAndBrub

And it's my birthday today.

[mizkex]

make sure wear a condom

[presidentbrian1]

If Mario suddaly spoeard on my tv and started talking about "human sexualtiy" i'd run as fast I could

[eagleiv]

ROTFL While watching this video,I learned that in the Mushroom Kingdom,if Toad as sex with Peach,their gonna have a baby mario and a Yoshi.And also,Boos are made out of sperm and Mario's mustashe is actually pubic hair. lol XD

[Nukedphone]

Wlaaaayyuuu!

[JacyNoKawaiiKitsune]

I luv Mario's constant pasta references.

[Kiroswan]

I like how the guys playing some games and randomly Mario pops onto the TV to talk about sex and molest him with lightning.

[presidentbrian1]

Luigi vocie XD

[SkankinNegro]

the condom boots are pretty pimp yo

[stonesour025]

rofl @ the Zelda music

[xXxslash101xXx]

lmfao!!!!!luigi said testies!!!!! XD XD XD XD

[SomeGuyFromKidsTube]

er... did anyone else hear the >>>SONIC<<< sound effect at 2:07?

[svxcallday]

This thing is saying that human sperm are Boos and women give birth to Yoshi!

That is funny as shit

[Warrord]

PINGAS And boobies and CUm

[Warrord]

Its kinda fake

[miyalana]

Dude what if the parents walked in.

[brian1010101]

Fake. Thos images of the mushroom was from Mario in another time. N64 era? And there is a sonic noise in the video.

[HyperTheProfessor]

So mario's mustache is pubic hair?

[uirukun]

I love how Mario goes all out Italian on this guy then Luigi comes in and sounds completely different and composed XD

[GinoTheSpy]

condom boots! just what i always wanted!

[vampirepichu4]

If Mario ever showed up on my TV screen and asked if I knew about human sexuality, puberty, and STDs, I think I would shit my pants.

A CRASH COURSE IN KNOLEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!

[VaconCamp]

y culdnt we use this for reproductive health? it wuldve beenbetter

[MarbleScratch]

Sweet Jesus they killed Mario.

[Alphaguy166]

Lol Luigis voice is fucking hilarious

[KreatorRage]

WHAT?!

[Roonifer]

Why are my favorite characters saying these bad words! Dx

[Masterofxtreme93]

I think I've been mind raped...

[XLittleMissAmazingX]

Condom boots xD

[ToonLink01]

This is 100% guaranteed to ruin Mario for any kid.

[Dracosgal8]

ROTFLOL!

[SqwerlAIDSLol]

condom boots lol

[SqwerlAIDSLol]

Mario: WHATS THAT?

[CharitaPaul]

nooo... nintendo made THIS???? also, ROLF for putting a condom on a banana

[MaccaPacca666]

whats with the zelda music

[n3wgroundm0nkey]

mario is sounding al freakin normal then luigi comes out and fucking creeps people out

[MarioFan124]

1:15 - 1:18 ... I'd rather not see that.

[MarioFan124]

I'm sorry, but hearing Mario say AIDS is just too funny.

[OrinjFlames24]

ima shoot whoever put sonic sound in this omfg so disrespectful

[mypasswod]

That's just weird

[Nikedawg]

SAFE SEX IS THE BEST!!

Ha... Ha... NO!

[dancinginfernal]

FOR A CRASH COURSE IN KNOWLEEEEEDGE

Hold me.

[fagoteer]

Damn, I thought Mario was about to break my legs for the money I owed him. Then Luigie comes out and he sounds like freakin Al Gore, how can they possibly be related!

[robinkom]

What the fuck did I just watch...!?

I liked the use Mario's mustache for pubic hair, that's hilarious. XD

[lazardog]

they need to show this in schools

[nYuknYuknYuk6495]

lol

"Yeah this is totally Black!"

[dancinginfernal]

Luigi's voice had me rolling.

[elronman]

oh Luigi you Italian stallion you

[WCCUBE666]

I FEEL VIOLATEEEEEED!

*CRY*

[mechanixis]

BUT LUIGI, WHAT ABOUT...!

[MegaSkate1234]

What the FUCK is up with luigi's voice xD

[coxi666]

lololol fuckin win

[CCrockyourass]

No, this is not real.

It's from ebaums.

[DeadBrainCells23]

lmfao

This video is epic.

[Thearmgame]

My teacher used this in Health Class last year. My life has never been the same.

[MonkEjoey]

what hapend to luigi's voice? thats pretty much the only thing i laphed at.

[GreenSwordsman45]

The last thing I want is playing some SMB2, then having some fuckhead who looks like mario but sounds like mario say "HEY BITCH WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX"

I would fucking rip the NES cartridge apart, and get it sent to an exorcist.

Also, who seriously plays video games like that? shaking their arms around like a retard and abusing their dog or something

[TheMLVideos]

@GreenSwordsman45 LOL made my day

[Mycatisbigfoot]

wow shit is this real???? shit wow

[NekroSkag]

haha this is pretty fantastico!

[poopershnitzelz]

im totally buyin me a pair of condom boots. damn they should have used a starman example!! o.0

[juiceisgoodies]

Here's muh brother luigi now to tell you a big heap of spegetti informationa

[haydile423]

You don't see that everyday from Nintendo back in the mid 80's now do ya? Where they censor every game available for every available Nintendo system.

[bammrt4]

wtf is with luigis voice lol

[angelssuger07]

i think more heth classes should show that i'm sure less kids would fall asleep during that lol

[Johnnyxtsunami]

hahahah condom boots

[actmyname]

Male penis? Then there's a female penis... -.- RIIIIGHT

[Bertoffski]

@actmyname

yes, there is definitely such a thing. dickgirls have those.

[trishk505]

lmao

[saintprawn]

CONDOM BOOTS!!!!!!!!

[sk83r117]

every bodie luvs an italian boy

[Silvyre]

Luigi's voice cracked me up so bad

[totallychiky]

That was freaky. o - o

[guardianforce1]

my health teacher showed this to us.....we were all shocked...

[Thearmgame]

SAFE SEX IS THE BEST!

[theeducatedfool]

It sure is, my friend. It sure is...

[riqard0lazz3r]

haha fun fun

[Ultimategrid]

I am never going to look at a Boo the same way again..........

[WootPuppy2]

so hormones are mushrooms and ghosts are sperm? if i had a baby would it be yoshi? and boys are sopposed to wear condom boots before sex? lol i learn something everyday i guess! ROFL xD

[hotelmario510]

Oh god, this isn't serious, surely?

[lusulpher]

It's serious business. And don't call me Shirley.

[hotelmario510]

Oh, lol, I'm the only thumbdown for miles!

[Truzyxx]

1:23.

"What is that?"

So here we have a teenage boy who apparently can't read (it says "penis" right there, dude) and hasn't spent enough time examining himself to recognize a picture of a penis when he sees it.

He obviously isn't blind, so I must assume he was homeschooled in total isolation by the most puritanical puritans in the history of puritanism.

[mattmattmattm]

oh I see so sperm is actually made up of ghosts.

[Soulforge00]

@mattmattmattm If you look directly at them, they'll freeze.

[wallyguitar666]

My little garbanzo bean.

[hughh20]

I can't unsee toads and peaches genitals. ;_;

[munster2012]

oh god the mustaches!

also, 1:19