Malcolm Tucker In the Loop Best Bits

[vadimzdonutube]

malcolm tucker meets tony soprano

[leapoffaith20]

"Master race of highly gifted toddlers"

EPIC

[ButterKnife90]

Swearing like a boss!

[JadenRoseGuitars]

so, so un-pc... which is why its so so funny :D

[xXxLumesUpInFumesxXx]

I'm here, I'm there, I'm the fucking eggman.

[TheMunchfan]

Oddly, I have developed a crush on him.... I know, he's old, but "Fucket bye?!" C'mon! He rules!

[stupidluke1234]

Fuckity Bye!!!

[ericmarshall19]

You are a really boring fuck.

[TheSoundwave92]

Malcolm Tucker= BEST SCOTTISH MAN EVER!!!

[Fallout3Dog]

@TheSoundwave92 No, that is me!

[MrDoctorRocker]

as boring as this movie was... Malcolm cancelled that out to make it one of the funniest movies and most creative swearing i have heard

[BassGuitarGuy128]

"You are a boring F-STAR-STAR cunt."

Isn't he missing another "STAR"? Fuck is a four-letter word…

[fritobugger]

@BassGuitarGuy128

I think he's going for "F-STAR STAR K" but he changes it to "F-STAR STAR K-UNT" if you see what I mean. For comic effect

[BassGuitarGuy128]

@fritobugger

Yeah but Its spelled "CUNT." But I suppose it is a movie…

[CDStoner]

@BassGuitarGuy128

Come on, really? You're overthinking it- It's funny because it comes out of nowhere.

[manul300]

what does he say at 1:56? not being a native english speaker, i'm just unable to understand what he's saying

[littlemissdisaster10]

@manul300 "Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock!"

Translation into very basic English: "Let me put a stylish little hat on your viewpoint and shove it up your bottom with a lubricated horse's penis."

Will that suffice?

[flohtingpoint]

"Fuckety bye!" That's gotta be one of Malcolm's best lines ever.

[sabreclass]

Let them eat cock!

[9Maleficus9]

"Christ on a bendy bus"

[dynastyxl]

take the fucking sim bone break it in two and stab you to fucking death with it xD

[ingeniouskal]

He is fucking brilliant, period.

[Restayvien]

He's the eggman? I always wondered what happened to Dr.Robotnik.

[sriusername]

Take your sweeties and fuck off!

[drknezz]

"Oi! Ron Weasley" hahahaha =D

[Levipaulsen]

"Where do you think you are, some regency costume drama?, this is a government department, not some fucking jane Fucking Austin Novel"

[DonforDead]

*You are a boring fuck

- - Oh sorry i know you disapporive of swearing, i'll sort that, you are a boring...F * *...........CunT!!!!!

I'm so saying this to my head teacher when I leave school

[Joeshimi]

minister, with your big baldy head you are spoiling us?

[sriusername]

"Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock! "

Best. Line. Ever

[EhsasJan]

Does that fit in your purview hahaha

[EhsasJan]

Fuckity bye

[stupidityletsplays02]

The scene with "general flintstone XD" is absoloutley amazing at the end of ot hes walking away and just goes oh and never fucking call me english ever again

[kavehahangar48]

chuck norris checks under his bed for malcolm tucker every night

[RFLMX]

funny as hell

[scienceatheism]

hahahahaha this guy is awesome.

[ShaneBeacham]

Anyone who doesn't like this can kiss my sweaty balls, you fat fuck.

[rjky1986]

"I'm gonna break it, in tyoo, and I'm going ta fucking stahb you ta fucking dayth with it, right. So just, just, go aweay; go aweay."

"fuckin, hoity toity, fuckin..."

This guy is facking awesome, never saw this movie yet, but I've seen clips of this bloke and they are priceless. Thank you for adding this.

[Fusilier7]

You forgot, "Rob, Innis, Little Bo Cock Jockey and the Leakey Fucking Minge box."

I nearly pissed myself laughing when I first heard that.

[olliemad]

F**CUNT!

[jepleure]

Malcolm Tucker makes me damn proud to be part Scottish :D

[AlbaG50]

@jepleure he makes me damn proud to be FULLY scottish! :D

[jimmy2k4o]

@AlbaG50 ryt there with you man

[killaxm]

@jepleure Me fucking too!!

[ElliotovHull]

Take your sweeties and fuck off hahahahaha

[neolithics]

"Let them eat cock!" I've watched this movie a couple of times already. Can't believe I missed that one

[JamesDUFC]

Oi Foetus Boy!

[EdiblePlanets]

Barack Fucking Obama needs this fucking guy on his fucking team right fucking now. 

[quinnolivia]

@EdiblePlanets Malcolm???

[drtoonie]

Malcolm Tucker is the only human being to ever successfully weaponize the english language.

[NMEoftheState1]

@drtoonie nice one!!!

[TeflonTron]

Fuckity Bye!

[takethepain]

You are a boring F STAR STAR CUNT

Classic

[ihopeyouredone]

KISS MY SWEATY BALLS, YOU FAT FUCK.

[GerrardIsGod8]

Malcolm Tucker is a ledg :D:D

[dave704]

Now fuck off :)

[ImDaFox]

Malcolm. The shit.