Confessions of a Verbal Rageaholic Ep. 1

[superchee2e]

"You fuckin dummies."

[MrStruttinRooster]

That was supposed to be rage? Psh, that isn't rage. That sounded like mild annoyance. Post some RAGE live coms.

[AnonymousAutumn]

Fuckin' DUMMIES! Haha, that's so funny. I wanna see moar :)

[jsz3121]

That was the calmest raging I have ever heard. Maybe its because Achievement Hunter's Rage Quit videos altered my expectations of rage.

[rageun]

I have no issues with language. Hell, if you consider that colorful I'm a little disappointed lol

[PhunnyConflicts]

Dude, Colins, I rage HELLA hard when i found out that the dude who killed me only had effing 3% health left. Pisses the shit out of me.

[crazy0ace1]

hey colin, question for you (or anybody who knows the anser). i recently bought a laptop that has some pretty decent components in it but isnt a gaming beast. i meet the minimum system requirements but i was wondering how far past the minimum requirements my computer should be to enjoy bfbc2 for the beautiful game it is

[xXWoShutItDownXx]

Bro the language was kind of mild if you ask me...although the disclaimer was great! I expected full on USAS induced rage :P

[eagames1234]

I disliked colin, simply because I don't like your live commentaries in general tbh. They always sound too forced, and I just don't enjoy watching them because your gameplay suffers as well as your commentary. I really like your normal commentaries because you always have stuff to talk about and you don't digress too much when making a point. There's no need for you to do live comms imo. I have nothing against swearing, it's just boring to listen to for me.

[TheBlacksunsh1ne]

LOL

[ArticLuchy]

I don't mind at all that you do more live commentaries, even if the language can become a bit harsh, heck I love it when people rage a bit in-game. You are my favorite BF commentator so all I have to say is keep up the good work Colin, and I hope to see more live and normal commentaries from you!

[TheJoao611]

BORING! ME WANTZ MORE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!­!!!!!!!!!!

[Dspfan123]

i dont understand wat was so bad about this...

[1994GamerGuy]

I rage sooooooooo much more than this, not like breaking stuff but just yelling and swearing at teammates.

[Koldiing]

You call this rage, damn then you dont wan't to see me rage :D

[TheAlphawolfy]

Doesn't seem THAT ragey (made up words ftw?) to me. I've been much worse myself, even though I try to take it easy it's hard not to get really worked up because of dumb teammates or other frustrating things sometimes. There's a reason I stopped playing COD... :P

[TheDukeOfNormandy]

trololol

[HowShouldIDoThis]

Most of the videos people post are montages of themselves raping. It's good to see sometimes that you guys are still just gamers, and everyone gets frustrated. I know I swear a lot when I play this game, but it's natural. Hey, at least you're not smashing your PC/360/PS3 up when you do it. Better to just swear and let it out that way!

[takarochan]

Love it. This is me when I'm playing.:D  More of this please.

[ads18091978]

I fucking love hearing a good rage..... come on Colin let me have some

[mrpjotterman]

everybody is like that when they are gaming at least me so just continue this

[cajobe1971]

do more live comms - it's ok to get in rage if shit happens ...

don't you talk to your team-mates while you're recording?

[oplim77]

@cajobe1971 On PC, most people don't use VoIP by default, so I normally just type a bit to them in the chat. When I'm recording, however, I often forget to do that.

[Intruder74]

@oplim77 Because it's broken, it not a choice that we don't use it.

[ace125koo]

That was not rage. You should hear me...

[diezel74]

"You fuckn dummies" :) Gold

[XxXWorserCaeserXxX]

That wasn't that bad.... Haha I love this game but I can only play a couple of games because it just brings my blood to a boil. Honestly it's not healthy how angry I get when I die from a saiga.

[SuckxMyxGlock]

I didnt feel the RAGE!You gotta be louder :P

[skobi]

Colin: Have you ever thought about how this kind of commentary could impact your professional life? Not that I think this is in anyway over the line but I know there are some prudish people out there. What if a client or boss would listen to this kind of gameplay?

[oplim77]

@skobi Well, most people who know me professionally have heard me use colorful language. It's not uncommon where I work to have people use pretty informal language. That said, most people in my professional life aren't aware, nor do they care about this Youtube thing I do :)

[FairyDustMoFo]

I always swear at teammates and other players but cool vid!

[kurkkutus]

dont feel bad, every time i play bfbc2 its like neighbours hear me from across the street. Im yelling and raging at the game mechanics and oh the rubber knives and ofcourse the hit detection. I do have good game days where i just own it up but that rarely happens anymore...

[MegaSlypig]

Play some aticama desert. Sure to experiance some chopper induced rage there.

[oplim77]

@MegaSlypig Well, the comeback video on Jayekaiser's channel definitely had me raging at the helicopters - that was conquest on Atacama :)

[MegaSlypig]

@oplim77 Yea i watched that, you guys deserve a trophy for comeback victory of the century!!

[Carelessspore]

*Idea

[SuckxMyxGlock]

I liked before i watched the video(as always)then after i watched I favorited...by the way.............YOU STILL HAVEN'T EXPLAINED THE NAME :P

[oplim77]

@SuckxMyxGlock By the end of the week you will have the explanation :)

[SuckxMyxGlock]

@oplim77 Yay!Lol :D

[Carelessspore]

@oplim77 I sent a Tweet to u about a Video Idead I was woundering if u got it?

[BomimoDK]

"Dummies. FUCKIN' Dummies" That was so great. It's like apple juice and Vodka mixed together. I found the use of a mild and strong word together ingenious.

[slapdaddy1234]

I just like you being you, Colin. Don't change, brother.

[anthcesana]

LOL I was expecting worse also! Colin, the reason that your live comm rages are so immaculate is because of the way you normally present yourself. Cool, calm, collected, well articulated, and as always, a true gentleman. Even on hotly debated topics involving increasingly shady individuals (cough, cough..) you seem to be able to get your point across smoothly, but directly. I LOVE hearing your passion in-game, I share the same feeling while I am engaged in a session. All the power to you bro!

[iamozone72]

" I have decided 'B' is my flag" lol.

[oplim77]

@iamozone72 Damn right it's my flag :) How you doing buddy?

[ThatOneGothGuy]

everyone expects titanic rage of epic proportions. ;)

[dburchiel]

I AM SO GLAD I'm not the only one!

[DirkDeadeye]

..that's some serious mild mannered rage right there. I can just see you adjusting your tie while waiting for the respawn. :P

[phool101]

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[TheReddDragons]

Needs to be harsher... :P

[oplim77]

@TheReddDragons Well, you KNOW it can be. I was just testing the waters to see if my live comms would float LOL

[TheZaliphoneLP]

this reminds of a game i was in with a 12 year old and some older guy, maybe 20, the 12 year old kept making attack orders and saying Attack B or take out the helicopter, and then the 20 some guy started yelling at him. YELLING!! it was pretty funny.

[rotblitzkrieg]

"F*** You! You have ammo." HAHAHAHA!

[Waystedtsg]

i end up swearing at my teammates for not giving me medkits/ammo and im completely out and i spam the select button asking for it and get nada.

im sure id end up swearing if i tried doing live commentaries on videos, its bound to happen unless you have a perfect game but then theyre usually not that interesting because its all in your teams favour.

At least its not superraging you still seem fairly calm compared to some of the people ive played with lol.

[ballshok]

Canada must be a really nice place.

This is rage? "oh my goodness"

Riots in Canada must be like Tea parties :)

[swayer556]

@ballshok LOL! They are! Haven't you seen that one episode of South Park?

[ballshok]

@swayer556 nah, but ill look it up and watch it now

[supersnappahead]

You call that rage? You're an amateur.

[ChainBreaker01]

Your calm swearing is gold LMFAO,you're the man Colin.

[Breanson]

I like live comms FOR the rage, and the tasty, tasty rape biscuits :)

[jayekaiser]

rage? let me show you how it's done colin

[rejecthomophobia]

I'm 23. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

[wsmmac888]

Yeah I think you should stick with your normal commentaries. I think you can put a lot more useful strategy there more than you could ever do on a live comm.

[johnbaker17]

Why the red dot on the M16?

[garnz2791]

you have yet to hear me RAGE... just ask Chris, Cards, Kazm, Taco, Tye... well nearly everyone on the ps3 community and they'll vouch my rage is much much louder and more offensive to stupid blueberries..

[Stunke]

I was expecting a montage of verbal abuse. This is... well really not bad at all by any stretch of the imagination.

[VFxtreme]

A little swear never hurts but too much ruins vids

[esco0101]

Colin, u rage like my old granny, u feisty bi*ch!!!!

[ImLegend932]

do another drunk episode with the crew >:D

this is awesome i like it :{D

[chrishawk93]

All I heard was a normal gameplay by you Colin.. But come, can you go and destroy Gunns PS3 and Xbox I want to see some PC gameplay of the NGT crew! I want to see GUNNS with the mouse and keyboard!

[demony99]

Hey Colni i have a question do you know how i can make the russians speak english on pc? ive tried everything but it always reset to original voiceover instead of localized some help please

[shinchib]

Excluding the often used "f-bomb", I find your random mumble-talk entertaining.

[MrAda5tra]

love these. Helps remind oneself that you aren't alone in getting annoyed sometimes. This reminds me of a guy in our clan, he rages sometimes, but he's dutch so its half in dutch half english and so comical. Keep up the epic work Colin my man!

[SaxMan1OOO]

what really pisses me off about battlefield is when you kill each other in a gun fight or the person your shooting at has 1-0% health and kills you!

[Ty2kk9]

I think that I do this also, but I tend to get even more... colorful, and loud. Yes, much louder XD

[Carelessspore]

I do think it's funny cuz I do the same thing.

[oplim77]

@Carelessspore I think a lot of us do.

[yoojoel]

doesn't it feel weird talking to yourself like that? :P

[oplim77]

@yoojoel I've gotten used to it :)

[waddy5000]

not as bad as i thought plus its what makes you, you colin. and colin is why i like your vids duuude!

[oplim77]

@waddy5000 LOL. It could get worse.  I just wanted to start out low-medium rage before I turn it up and show you the REAL good stuff.

[waddy5000]

@oplim77 by 'REAL good stuff' you mean ALL CAPS RAGE!!!?!?! lol coz thats an everyday occurance to me. And just to point this out... wtf is up with youtube spell checker?!?! it says youtube is wrong lool

[capperlapper]

Hahah... Loving the rage Colin xD

[oplim77]

@capperlapper Glad to hear it :)

[FrustRagetion]

that was calm rage.. when i rage, i go crazy :@

[oplim77]

@FrustRagetion I do too, sometimes. This was dialed down. Wanted to test the waters first.

[FrustRagetion]

@oplim77

this only means u are human :P

[engymaster]

That was fine. My rage is out of control.... anyone else on their 9th ps3 controller?? Not good.... :/

[oplim77]

@engymaster That's one thing I have avoided is breaking a controller.

[Canezboy123]

you dummies!

[r2del2]

Too tame :D

[oplim77]

@r2del2 JUUUUST testing you guys out to see if I could show you the good stuff.

[MoERGaming]

Oh my... we're worse than that when we don't rage... maybe our whole channel should have a warning... Love the channel and vids, BF4Life!  Keep up the great work.

[oplim77]

@MoERGaming This is pretty much every game for me - this level - but it does get turned up. Thing is, I'm just blowing off steam, which is a big part of why I game.

[MoERGaming]

@oplim77 I'm actually much more polite in multiplayer games... my single-player experiences however would not pass the censor And when we all play together... it's like a room full of sailors, cept mostly female... Do you have a page of setup tips somewhere? We're having a hell of a time getting consistant recording (or live commentary syncing... another issue). Anyway, loved the charity work you did, reminded me of Child's Play and of a personal story too. Keep up the greatness!

[chriiis125]

Live comms alone = Nah

Live comms with DCRU = Yah

[oplim77]

@chriiis125 Yeah, it's much more fun when you have someone else to talk to.

[keceletrontmm]

nice tag xD verbal rage, everyone gets mad at teammates.. seeing as the majority of them are not very good and they only care about their damn K/D.

i especially hate it when a teammate won't give me a health pack or ammo.

[oplim77]

@keceletrontmm Yeah, that's kind of why I don't play alone, unless it's to TRY and get a live commentary solo for NGT or something. I have failed epically at that so far.

[keceletrontmm]

@oplim77 it sucks for me since none of my friends play BFBC2 for the PS3 ha.

[xmadguyx]

rofl u call tht rage , when i rage i swear like tht x100 at much louder voice

[oplim77]

@xmadguyx Oh, I can go harder. Just wanted to start out with some baby steps for my channel LOL

[hylian90]

I think the next episode of this needs to be of Colin playing MW2. Now THAT would be rage.

[oplim77]

@hylian90 Holy shit would it ever.

[sattilteoflove]

that was nothing compared to my rage

[oplim77]

@sattilteoflove I'll try harder.

[shadowbane0207]

damn Collin!! that is some dirty mouth you have there :D you are more like a little fluffy kitten compared to me :D

[oplim77]

@shadowbane0207 LOL.

[OutLaw542]

Ok one question: Where´s the rage?? You were calm as cucumber in this one...

I was ready to hear a keyboard getting smashed, mouse thrown into the wall or really REALLY foul language.... Or everything above clustered into one giant rage-cannonball hurtling at you in the speed of light, but sadly no.... maybe next time? =P Keep up the good work!

[oplim77]

@OutLaw542 I don't damage my gaming equipment, but I can make your ears bleed. Next time :)

[OutLaw542]

@oplim77 Thats all i´m asking for ;) Sad to say i´ve broken my fair share of gaming equipment.... But i mostly rage when im playing against the comp in say a sports game, thats my achilles :(... Aaaand again keeep up the awesome vids!!!

[MobsterMayhem]

I get so pissed when I light a guy up and I die and I look at his health and it says 0%... WHAT THE F???

[oplim77]

@MobsterMayhem You and me both.

[bdowney27]

Wasn't so much rage, more like aggravation? My rage makes your rage look like pillow talk. And that's probably not a good thing.

[oplim77]

@bdowney27 Just easing you guys into it. Wanted to see how well profanity would or would not go over.

[bdowney27]

@oplim77 I think it's safe to say we're all adults here. Well...maybe not. However, I look forward to more rage-tastic videos.

[Rom4nNebun]

I too, am a rageaholic

[oplim77]

@Rom4nNebun How long as it been since your last dose of rageahol?

[Rom4nNebun]

@oplim77 yesterday, I have a video of the game were I abused rageahol if you want to see it

[RockBandAce15]

LOL "Oh fuck you, you have ammo." XD Way to go Colin!

[svieriobraza]

@RockBandAce15 lol That was the best part.

[oplim77]

@RockBandAce15 ;-)

[DunkusB3ndro]

wait... that wasn't that bad. but i like it

[oplim77]

@DunkusB3ndro I get these little moments a lot whenever I try live comms. I'll share them :)

[Undertaker8384]

where is the rage?? it shows that you are concentrated bout the game!! you can even rage more if you ask me!!

[TheLeonTrotsky1]

Meh, I've heard better. I wanna hear some rage

[oplim77]

@TheLeonTrotsky1 LOL you've probably heard better out of me directly.

[finbar010]

I play BC2 most nights and my wife almost always tells me to stop shouting "move up you camping twat" because they can't hear me haha!!

Raging at my squad sitting on the wrong side of the river on Oasis conquest last night was interesting lol.

[lordnelson001]

Where is the rage?:P

[Quarrel126]

How was that bad? I yell you stay pretty calm lol

[Rattlus]

Really, from all Your vids, that I've seen this is absolutely NOTHING :D.

Cheers!

[omegaxtrigun]

I think you uploaded the wrong vid. I see/hear no rage.

[SXEShark]

I wish I had rage like yours! When I rage, controller's families read eulogies.

[killExtReme1000]

i love how Colin thinks he has to Apologize for his Language.My Little sister swears filthier than that (and more creative).

[MPRC1136]

This doesn't sound like rage. It sounds like a mild annoyance. When I rage I scream and yell. You need to drop a few Mother F'ers and C suckers too. You're the best, Colin. Love this stuff.

[ramjb]

what's so bad about this clip?. When I rage I say much, much, worser things than this XD

[Crana]

its like woodysgamertag's "rage" lol  i wonder if i'll be this calm when im your age and still playing fps games

[TheDosaKing]

i felt no difference at all you can do these i really dont care you are just to nice to be mean colin

[wu159]

I was expecting much worse.

[TommmmxD]

Seriously, if that was me I probably would of started creaming and just run around the map raging.

[DwNecrid]

that wasnt rage... it was more like a frustrated gamer. thats all

[AngelixArch]

Lawl, I rage hard sometimes without reason xD But still, it's fun when you get into a good game, but you have to realize that if you're team is doing really well, the other team is most probably raging at you ;D

[MelloJello100]

that was raging?? i would be fucking screaming bloody murder

[TheKABANOSsi77]

rage MOOOOORE

[vanished001]

You Canadians do everything so calmly even RAGE ...lol

[whitehawk1997]

@vanished001 Whoa he's Canadian?! Awesome!

[qwickiller]

@vanished001 then you haven't played with me yet :p

[AlexandrePoulinProd]

@vanished001 You never heard me rage! ;)

[videonevin]

man I should record my friend and post it, every time he dies it's bullshit and yelling, and every time he figures out someone else's tactic he points it out and calls them an asshole for using it(even though he knows the tactic because he does it himself).

[SevenFoldGhillie]

Hey Colin, I am a die-hard CoD fan, and just ordered BFBC:2. I was wondering if you could point me to some of your videos with good tips for battlefield nubs like myself?

Thanks

[TheCode3425]

ahh fuck you!! youve got ammo hahha

[BXR11]

this is fucking awesome oplim!! definitely more

[matbarnes123]

I have to say I loved it when you were raging :)

[theLEWISization]

i know it's hard but you need to keep talking as much as possible because there is a lot of silence but other than that it was really good :D

[TheGamerReviewVideos]

lol. that is not raging.

[pokemonmaster10ish]

u should hear me in mw2

[Zaxkcy]

Needz moar rage

[ianr985]

please do more :D

[nighthawkc4]

Colin can you talk to DICE about the health system. I'm sick of dying because the idiot I was shooting at decides to spray and survive with 2% or even worse ZERO% health. Can they make so if you're less than 5% or smt you just bleed out within like 10 seconds unless you find a med kit

[theLEWISization]

@nighthawkc4 why don't you just get better accuracy?

[supergeckoz]

moar

[hedovinista]

When r u so called PRO Players going to realise that this game, Bad Company 2 is not about your stupid K/D (1:18). IT IS ABOUT FAKING TEAM PLAY. That's why this game is geting worse from day to day. Try some time to play as medic, not becouse you will have a gun with 100 bullets, try to revive someone for a change. Give ammo to your team mate. Die for your team mate. But noooooo, you pussy's want a good K/D. Do you know how i call ppl like you? STUPID FAT KIDS. Im sick of you PRO players!

[petersupermann]

@hedovinista he was joking, dumbass -.-

what do you think he has "ptfo" in the clantag?

[aethyal]

That is NOT Colin raging. That's Colin playing BC2. :)

[Arcanumcf]

Don't worry Colin I've seen really bad rage with commentators destroying their pads in live so don't be ashame :p

[HLGAM3R]

Not bad at all , i liked it and how you call your teammates was funny . "Dummies" :D

Keep that good stuff up , Colin :D

[iPaulyDip]

Collins rage can be compared to a little girls quief. Short, quiet, and unexpected.

[kegsen]

Colin colin colin...if THIS is rage...then I`d better get myself a session with an exorcist.

[ShadowOPS99mm]

my rage is like 40 times worse

[Mrhanzax]

:P colin: ":| bullshit". CoD player: " D; fucking whore you are such a noob using the m14"

[SecondSince]

Lolz, that is me when everything is going swimmingly. That wasn't that bad at all. The average vid from Stone or Jay will have more rage than this.

Guess you are just too nice a guy... XD