Ham will kill you.

[minecraftmen503]

HA! LOL! PAUSE AT 1:13!! :D

[KillWithFire12]

Fuck YOU AGAIN!? Fuck off youtube you fake view whore

[TheGotheena1]

lol this guy rocks man :)

[meowme9912]

aw damn, I ate 3 ham sandwiches today. Must I always end up on the... erm..... "food healthy" side of YouTube all the time?

[KripDrip]

what doesnt cause cancer

[davewc39]

I would rather masterbate than get Venerral Diseases. Plus, when you masterbate is releases bad toxin and tension from your body and most doctors its good for you.

[JoeRingo118]

you can die by sex (stds, or heartattack). you can die by drinking, you can die by driving. you can die by eating. like my dad usually say

eat or else you die. eat and still you die. you´r gonna die someday, if you die by eating then by all means, you shouldn´t stop breath just because the air my be filled with dangerous gases.

[jenna01211]

ham doesnt kill you.RETARD!

[5feeve]

masturbating too much will kill you.... so lets all eat ham and masturbate

[Laiatar]

"Everything can kill you nowadays" lol

Same thing I've been saying for a while. XD

[themetalkid1996]

every1 watch "if Slaughterhouses Had Glass Walls, Everyone Would Be Vegetarians"

[SyringeCycle]

@themetalkid1996 If self righteous dipshits didn't exist, there would be no vegetarians.

[ChrisWoodsMT]

hahaha this might be my favorite.

Chainsaws... Guns... And North Korea. lol.

Suprisingly inspiring. xD

[EBtheDopeman]

...or Pork eater vs. Non-Pork eater....

[jerdel15]

lol



[TNTIV]

crabcakes and lawnmowers, that's what maryland's about!

jack and chainsaws, that's what seth's about!

[amandavanwhore123]

ye ur jewish

[310socalifornia]

Right. And being miserable in your life will kill you even sooner. Everything's fine in moderation.

[purepwn01]

"Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals."

[hulksmash911911]

what i dont understand is why every fucking food that is good is bad for you!!!!!

[Tortarra2]

Hey everybody its bigwhiteseth I never get tired of that :D

[Icedthetea]

Compare that to my energy. Im a SYCHO.

[burningboy017]

What doesn't kill you these days...

[Andrea9514]

Fuck it. You only live once.

[DivonJal]

viva la ham !!

[demolishun2]

If you are taking health, religious, financial, or any advice from the media then you will live a sick, pointless, and poor life. The media soul goal is to indoctrinate, not educate. This ham scare is another example of poor information.

[fog0death]

@demolishun2 lmao what kind of a media preaches religious advice?

[demolishun2]

@fog0death Movies, newspapers, television, magazines all portray religion that follows Christ as unhealthy and show secular alternatives in a positive light. That is the major trend. Unreligion has become its own religion/doctrine.

Now, ham really is not that good for you anyway...

[supertyflash]

lucky im Jewish!

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

listen to the song "no one lives forever" and chill the fuck out. your gonna die, better sooner then later. no ones immortal.

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

fuck this shit. im eatin my meat! BITCHES!!!

[okishama1]

@ThePsychoticScyth396

HAHAHAHA

[wavular]

Heeee's so broke ,his cats in debt, Hey everybody,it's Big white Seth! lol

[xsasukaxuchihax]

Hahaha, I'm safe. XD I don't eat meat.

[Mickeym1a2n3]

I took blood pressure pills but then i stopped eating "PORK" and now my blood pressure is fine! it really works but then now i am eating "PORK" again and now i am back on my blood pressure med's yes it taste's good BUT it's KILLING US!!!!!!

[saphirefusion]

how about cowbell, mmm cowbell

[zeldakeeper]

dream like you live forever, live like you will die tomorrow

[judoisoww]

best take on life possible

[TitaniumWheels]

ham and bacon can kill you, but not cause it's processed (well i guess yeah but thats not the main reason), its because pork is the only meat that can still have live bacteria/parasites in the meat even after cooking. "I just don't dig on swine"-Pulp Fiction-Jules Winfield lol

[01svtlighting]

Bacon isn't processed... but it's soooo tasty :-D

[poopyhead002]

i like his house

[Tracykae]

We are a sad society when we say the most delicious thing on earth, bacon, can kill you.

[jpsguitarguy]

everything can kill you

[Morahman7vnNo2]

Good luck!

[xYiazmatx]

I stuck a "warning this will fuck you up" sticker on my ex girlfriend once... *Sigh* it was true for me, just trying to warn the new guy :P

[dunky90]

Jesus! What are they going tell you next?

"Uh Mr. Rogers, we regret to inform you that your friend was murdered by a family of Lemmings angry about how she had eaten pie the other day"

[misterfishermaan]

its nasty propaganda.onions? now they give you cancer

[IHateSoManyPeople]

everything can give you cancer man. did you know the smell of cooked popcorn can give you cancer?

[Jfabz45]

really???? no fuckin way!! no more popcorn for me. *sad face+cry*

[maxpower6789]

HOLY SHIT CUE TEH SADNESS!!!

[danceshimmyshake12]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[EdikShepherd]

NOT HAM! *cries*

[ShadowSalt]

I have a gun and it never jumped off the desk and tried to kill me.

I know a lady who DIED from Pancreatic Cancer from eating so much PORK.

The Enzyme inhibitors put in meats keep your body from rendering tumors in your body benign. That's why so many people are dying from Cancer now!

[Megalith69]

I can only imagine what you're gonna do with that chainsaw, smokes, and booze....

[itsallgoodTV]

We all gonna die, and most of us will go to Hell too...

[marilynmanson25]

cats that hold gruges. i like that one

[whitechocolate522]

stunzy made me hungry but here we go. Smoke the entire pack. Drink the entire whiskey. Then juggle the chainsaw. That way, you'll be to high off of the smokes and to drunk off the whiskey to realize that you just got hit in the head with a chainsaw!!!

:{ ) Mexican smileys like the idea. His namwe is Bobert.

[mikeadx]

whiskey and a chainsaw...hmmmm

what could we do to piss off the neighbors after a half bottle...lol

[porklover101]

evrything gives cancer nowadays

[babe16b]

i love hot dogs!!

[stotts8]

hey y did u write me?

[bob101hugs]

lol. i love you. xD

[DjKingzy]

lol that was huralios

[hannahreabug]

hey. hannahreabug here. liked your vid. funny!

[stunzy516]

i dont care if it causes cancer, nothing will make me give up my SUBWAY MELT ON HEARTY ITALIAN BREAD MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RadiakUchiha]

Oh my god, I just died a little inside XD

[fggfrffgh]

LOL

[murjax]

Next up in a few months. "Thanksgiving dinner causes cancer"

[FAMOUSRAYCHEL]

Hahaha. WARNING this will fuck you up. Funny stuff

[itpaystobeme]

They should Put you in the Best Day Ever slot on VH1

[KrysRahndumTV]

colon cancer....yum yum...

check out my vids and subcscribe if they are good for you...unlike ham...XD

[LouGruff]

Good stuff. Commentary is as good and funny as ever. Liberal media enjoys playing with the public opinion and trying to pit one class against another and trying to stir up s@#! for political gain. B.S. I enjoy life and will eat and drink and do what I like (as long as it don't hurt anybody) Loved it when you lifted your liquor bottle and smokes. Priceless.

[icylemongirl]

I am vegetarian, so I have no need to worry about this :)

I already knew this information.

[inluminary]

...you have great delivery...and your humor is funny.

[mik1867]

lol things that can kill you these days "North Korea" xD

[BeatleLover4243]

Haha.

All the food that "kills" you in this video comes from pigs.

Go figure.

[jbrubeck]

wat doesnt cause cancer thees days seth?

[Rich9rd55]

Wow no lie the funniest thing in the world was im eating a ham and cheese sandwich right now(why i started watching this) and i finished and started to smoke a cig while i was pouring a jack and coke haha. damn that was too much of a coincidence

[naruto824]

OH WOW!!

[mindmelt13]

He forgot to tell everyone to also take a deep breath of all the chemtrails in the sky.aahhhhh chemtrails

[AdrianStick]

Hey Seth... I have lost the interest in scientific research about cancer. The last drop was an article I read that said that wearing pants would give you cancer. I don't remember why, but it is one of the dumbest flippin' thing I have ever heard.

Peace out man, keep them movies comin'

[betertenu]

since so many things give you cancer. enjoy life hahaha im 15 and honestly will try any thing that wont kill me instantly. i smoke pot, tried cigs (didnt like them) and drank for while at parties every week. i no its bad i got it. but wearing pants an give you cancer just makes me want to do what i used to do. man this world is weird aint it.

[Usernameztaken]

Funny thing was, I'm eatin vienna sausages as i'm watching this...

[konastinky08]

i eat bacon everyday, and ham, and beef and sausages.

[45zebra45]

ahah lol luv the ending :)

[DrGnockerz]

I'm gonna have ham for dinner so I don't care about cancer.

[luian90]

thats right biy ham FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[superdog797]

Nice video, Seth.

[gonzalo1052]

:D finnally someone understands my feelings of stfu stop crying your gonnna die after some time so live your life and dont be a bring down asswipe >.> :P and thats what i say to ppl who worry about death :D i cheated death twice by the way >.> i guess im lucky :)

[Jackzzzlolzzz]

or just skilled o.0

[rsfg1]

i want to die happy

[TheLastIshida]

Marlboro, alchohol and chain saws? Free ticket to your grave.

[NanorKrenmoon]

Nothing like a afternoon of smoking, drinking malt liquor and chainsawing stuff.

[crazyguy29]

"...And North Korea." LOL

[B34r94]

another great one man! If you are afraid to live your afraid to die, so live life to the fullest!

[Zilverw0lf]

live life stop bothering about these small things

[MissVee17]

Bacon is rad! If I die because of eating a bacon sandwich, at least I will die one happy bitch!

[svsimon]

Yes, anything can kill you and I dont think that you shoudl worry so much about it. But what is true is that you will get a longer and healthier life (at least healthier) if you cut back on red meats. Also, in the world there will not be enough resources for everyone having our western lifestyle. So, cut back on the meat. Healthy lifestyle = more quality life time

[CustomMadness]

smoking + gas from chainsaw, plus alcohol + the actual chainsaw = probably a really good youtube video lol

[zanychimp]

SPAM can kill you!

[gundamfan117]

NO SHIT!

[LPSseries123]

watever this is jank

[meetthespartans2009]

lol love last part you got your beanie back

[xxbrokenworld16xx]

thus one of the reason i went vegetarian!

[UndyingRevolution]

Bigwhiteseth: If "anything can kill us", why don't you go out and use some heroin, or ice, or whatever? You may as well be high when you die. I mean, according to that logic, we should all just do what we want, when we want, with no regard to anyone else, or ourselves.

You don't ever feel like you want to improve your health? I think it's a noble cause - and benefits society.

DOWN WITH HAM (Spam, devon, pastrami, cured meats in general)!

[sandman9913]

screw you ham is on of the best meats ever and your just downing it because your a fuckin vegetarian who obviously doesnt know how good ham is

[publicdrunkeness]

i did heroin for years and i felt no ill effects exept the time i got strung out and quit. i apparantly diddnt run out of heroin for a few years so i diddnt realise i was adicted physically, but after a few very uncomfortable days i was fine. where does even get ice anymore? ive had people SAY they had ice, but they were full of shit.

[publicdrunkeness]

i am assuming i will die a horrible death from liver failure, but i could have my head chopped off tomorow.

i eat ham and bacon by the pack, i drink enough to kill whole cities of healthy people, i smoke, i fuck, i do drugs (not as many as i used to... and i NEVER touch meth... i think i finished my tweeker career, just made me horny and homicidal at the end, and REALLY agressive  YIPES!) but i smoke weed, and do pills and mushrooms, and opiet based items... i am 37 and still going strong!

[rugbylover95]

u deserve to die you complete twat! people like you should be shot to make space for good people

[publicdrunkeness]

fuck you cunt!

i am well loved by MANY people and dont for one think you are any more deserving of the space i occupy than i am, so go fucking choke on some ham!

i hope you get ass cancer and LIVE!

[UndyingRevolution]

Well, I'm not too concerned with what you stick in your body, but it becomes a concern when your lifestyle spills over into health costs and hospital beds. That is, as you get sicker, I presume you'll be needing health services that would probably be better used on people who are unlucky enough to be truly sick.

[publicdrunkeness]

what does "truly" sick mean? if i get cancer, it isnt as "true" as someone elses cancer because i drink? FUCK YOU!!! and i dont use the medical system unless i cant fix my problem at home, and THAT INCLUDES BROKEN BONES!!! can you live with a broken rib or forearm or finger without wasting precious medical resources? or are you're ailments "truer" than mine are? perhaps i need to not be truthful with myself about unhealthy habbits, and blame the food beer & cig, companies when i get sick?

[publicdrunkeness]

i dont give a flip flying fuck! when sars first came out i was sharing cigaretts with people (i have moved up to fatty cigars now heh heh heh) and people were all shocked and scared, then i found out it isnt even a guarenteed fatality to catch!!

now people are cunting it up over swine flu now... shut the fuck up!!! health nuts die every day... salads and sunblock wont stop a bullet or a bus!!!

[AranHyde190]

hero

[Winky395]

I'm goin' now

and eat hot dogs

[08Hellboy]

yea, what doesn't kill u these days?!

[UndyingRevolution]

carrots, celery, broccoli, beans, etc. etc. You know - healthy food.

[RyanKaufman]

Did you know if you breathe, you can die, so stop breathing.

[SmokenAces]

when I was 13,my 7th grade sci teacher once tried to put that kind of propaganda shit in my head by telling classes that milk can cause cancer and alter ur genetics, etc, handing out flyers with the title "White Poison." They said da same for coffee,then found out it was actually making people live longer.& they act like if u go out in the sun you'll automatically get skin cancer (despite the fact it's a way were supposed to get Vitamin D).Bullshit like fog folks lower ur lites so ur not blinded

[kotabaer]

fat guy thinks food is good thats weird

[lozer13]

Don't diss fat people fucker.

[pudodrewculous]

seth isnt a petite guy, in case you didnt notice

[lozer13]

I noticed, it doesn't give you a right to say anything rude about him.

[UndyingRevolution]

His point is quite valid though. We're living in a nation where people are fatter (and therefore unhealthier) than they have ever been. The costs on the medical sector are phenomenal. Obesity and being overweight are considered "preventable" problems - same as alcohol abuse, smoking, drugs etc. Actually, obesity has more of a cost on society than all illicit drugs. We should take it seriously.

I think giving up processed meat would be a good thing for our society as a whole.

DOWN WITH HAM!

[xandersons]

Most people aint worth the pigs they are eating. My opinion. And, ham can kill u. Its caused already the death of its natural owner.

[AfreeQueen]

I don't even wanna KNOW what he was going to do with that chainsaw, pack of Marlbros and that bottle of Jack D.

[JessicaMontiex3]

"and slap a this will fuck you up sticker on it" haha thats great!

[krissynix]

I heart ham... :)

[ExtremelyLuckyPotato]

Hmm, from now on, I vow that I will personally slaughter and abuse my own meat! CARNIVORES WILL NOT GET CANCER! from meat...

[Godly2124]

UH OH!!!! HOTDOG!

[PlasticxCat]

Noo, not hot dogs!

ANYTHING but hot dogs!

*cries and rocks back and forth in a corner*

[lil10723]

Anyone who took heath and wellness class in college could tell you that

[ParamoreFreak99876]

lmbo! ur so smart!! i just ate a hamsandwich, but who cares! lol ur right just enjoy life we are going to die some day

[twiztidjuggalett3]

good thing i dont eat meat xD

[pojipoj101]

ahahahahahaha oh my god man this is funny

[Ezmarii]

I once wrapped a hot dog in some 3-day old cooked bacon. Heat it up really good in the microwave and it's all good. ;O I was tired of those mini-weiner snacks people made with tiny sausages wrapped in bacon, so i made a full-sized one!

[majnic2]

nice i gotta try that shit

[DairyxQu33n]

hot dogs and bacon FTW!

[EnchantressLaina]

People always say that life is too short, and those are probably the same people that usually enjoy life. For me, life is too damn long and though it would be kinda weird if ham kills me, at least I'd be able to say a few people got a good chuckle out of my death.

[KieOsl]

He's right. Anyting can kill you these days. Even you can kill yourself. Cancer or not, you aer going to die. I don't realy care what these doctors say.

And in my opinion, when they found out that having sex can kill you, you are pretty much dead already. No point living a life with good ole' sex

[KieOsl]

without*

[tearren]

THAT WAS THE AWSOMEST ENDING TO A VIDEO YET! lmao

[RossCelticFc]

I eat bacon nearly everyday lol fuck it who cares

[MapleStoryShowsLive]

omg i didnt wanna know this! im already paranoid!

[ometta7]

Don't be. You're going to die no matter how you live, probably painfully, too. So stop stressing about what can and can't kill you and enjoy life. That's the point he was making.

[ibigdog]

all those meats are from pigs so i guess being a jew now decreases your rate of colon cancer just because of the diet

[ometta7]

What about nickel poisoning? =D(That was a dirty shot, I know.)

[benuberalles]

looks like the jews were right on this one

[kj0015]

more scientist trying to come up with bullcrap for money cuz they cant prove aliens

[lightsnsoundsxxx]

Meh..at least im vegetarian i don't have to worry about that

[deselentemolute]

my greatgrandfather ate bacon, eggs, ham, drank creamy milk, all off his farm and lived to be 84. maybe it's the preservatives in crap and pastuerized milk that are fucking us up. just a thought. i am 34 and suffer from all the "isms" under the sun and i eat alot of processed shit

[natzjustlookinaround]

hahaha ur sooo funny xD

[azurabladebigestfan1]

NOOOOOOOOOOO I NEEDZ MY HAM AND BAC*diez from heart attack*

[sanddmann3]

I almost was killed by a ham just the other day it from a plane at fifty thousand feet .CLOSE CALL.

[BehindShyGuysMask]

Ham... I never thought the pigs would strike back. I always figured the cows would rebel against the fast food restaurants and enslave mankind. Replacing the beef with human.

[rubygirl283]

Ham will kill you!? NOES! NOT MEH HAMMIEZ!!! *diez*

[Ulysses1107]

i JUST ate ham like 5 minutes before watching this!!! ate it with those sweet beans you get at the barbeque places!!!

[Darthcombo]

buddy,if you not the first, why do you do this? it is so obvious your not first cavelier23 was

[killerzboy010]

first reply

[lironess]

LOL I think I love you :)

[xXRocker91Xx]

Good luck Seth! XD

[csmcgrl23]

I LOVE BACON!!

[painkill3r115]

dude you are awesome i love your vids i subscribed like you said

[Walaument]

Your like my own news channel, except what you tell me is weird but important news

[Ayaazia]

the background is cool nothing wrong with it

[bobwatters]

wtf were those ultra lights u need some real smokes man

also man sucks but NO NOT BACON!!!!

have fun with the chainsaw and burban

[riseofasolja]

wow seems like anything can kill you

now a days

stay healthy people

[metalraider187]

errr.. well.. no comment? those eggheads pointing fingers really should look for things that are dangerous, i mean, saying ham can kill you is a little common sense, diabetes/morbid obesity anyone? but they go right ahead and put it on paper for the idiots who look to them as sentries. o well they should also research auto shop fumes :O those have been known to kill through recent and comprehensive research

[blooddrinker193]

dude can i have a smoke and a drink

[Shammon35]

i guess cancer is yummy to me and my uncle nad everyone in the world except the jews ya know...

[MikeIronweaver56]

Mmmm, colon cancer...

[redmenacetv]

freaking delicious

[Alxe73191]

what doesnt cause cancer?