Fonejacker - Internet Relationship Providings

[hippy4able]

Lol at 2.47

[xXSieSawXx]

oh my god. this is so epic -.- i pissed myself laughing :I

[KesserCFC4eva]

HOW MUCH?!

[RossLeeTV]

ISP should be on the cover of CO-CO POP's lol

[brayshay]

Cocopops now have added vitamin D.

Did I need to know that? NO.

Did I WANT to know that? no I fucking didn't

but thank you for the unskippable adverts of purely essential information, youtube. Much appreciated.

Fucking cocopops.. next time I'm getting cornflakes.

[MrDAMIANIX]

seven people didnt want the internet reliationship providings

[LittleBrittle360]

Stones is their weight

[Stevieboy74]

7 people are in a relationship at the moment...

[louis97x]

"I'M NOT GAY" i think he might be gay..

[SAMomgfool]

pphhaahaahahahhahahahahahahaha­haahahahhahahaahahahahahaa

[jelleyman123]

WHAT DO U MEANSSSSSSSSS

[TheChe0101]

I'm finding you datings :)

[BBYoungLady]

"AAARRRHHH YEAAA I'M UP FOR THAT SHIT!!!"

OMG this video kills me! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Byronyboy]

I'm up for dat shit ahahaha!

[8u11etpr00f]

OMG when he said "internet relationship providings" a pop up for the "Date Agency" came up on my computer. No jokes.

[TheMysticMug]

Hahaha this guy is a nutter lol!

[annachipie95]

one of my favourites... blonde, blue eyes, 12 stones, and she's 48... "4st? That's anorexic man?" and "Why you wanting the thirteen stonings?" :P

[TheJackbrierley]

She's a Blonde with the Blue eyes, she weighing the 12stns and ... shes 48 :L hahahahahhahaa

[iSmidgeons]

Homosexualings.

[GatsbyRyda]

Follow Gatsby on Twitter @gatsbyryda

[MrSnake9419]

what did he say at the end? aww mate?

[DRKMTA]

you obviously missed mine. it's the other way round. another thing; i think it being a sex/dating hook up he just assumed it was white women on offer. i dunno though, just my guess

[ScottishCaledonian]

Typical black guy begging for a white woman 

[DRKMTA]

@ScottishCaledonian haha, beg? it's the white women who beg son, and they all love a big black dick up them, your missus probably does too

[ScottishCaledonian]

@DRKMTA See you have just proved my point, that black men are obssessed with white women

[MrSnake9419]

@ScottishCaledonian How do you know if hes black? I hope you realise the picture isn't him

[ScottishCaledonian]

@MrSnake9419 I can easily tell by his voice.

[moodz2]

fucking adverts! We're not here to buy things, we're here to watch videos!!

[Wilkesy1793]

why you wanting the 13 stonings ;P xx

[Piplikesbmx]

I'm still pissing myself;)

[MrTeejaysingh]

fone jackerings... but is very funny...making me laugherings!!

[Piplikesbmx]

Quality :) lol this guys a legend

[PocketGodz]

paying this would cost 33864 ... i know im sad for working that out

[mankytoes]

Ha, man likes his curvy girls, good on him.

[tetra3000]

Blondings lmao

[creeky7676]

She weighs 4 stonings hahahha class

[Slaterking2010]

7 people could not find their datings.

[PookieMedia]

The Swingings? YEAH IM UP FOR THAT SHIIIIT!

[maju786]

What is it with black british guys? why are they so ashamed of dating black woman?

[memyselfandipod]

@maju786 LOL why u getting emosh about a funny video

[maju786]

@memyselfandipod I'm not i'm just saying black people are disgraced of themselves.

[Irmusia89]

4stone thats anorexic mate LOL

[rybalt2]

when he sais "yeah you can" you gotta think hes gonna say fuck yourself

[LucidDragon22]

"4 Stones?! That's anorexic man!" LMAO!

[TeamCollateral]

nazi ideal gyal

[VolkanDemirelNo1]

what do you means?

[killdeslm]

its hard to beat George Agaadadadadwengo

[Dendiol]

This man is clearly in the closetings, he is very defensivings.

[wiselegend]

First time I ever saw Fonejacker, I didn't really get it. But then one night at uni in the common room, a bunch of us, all strangers, watched this episode and this part literally had us in tears. Honestly I think we all pissed ourselves a bit. Funniest shit ever. The elephant sound when he says "19 stone" slaughtered us.

[zlPinkFloyd]

@brad12100

Nah, the funniest one is Donald Donaldson.

[OfficialGrizzlyTV]

haha fone jacker Gatsby... full funny

[MiMiMalibuu]

this program makes me laugh untill i cry! him n the african man r the funiest loool

[iXeNooN]

Black guy: Make sure she weighs about 13 stone..

indian man: 13 stone ?

Black guy: yeah

indian man: pause.... Why ?

Black guy: Why? why what ?

Indian man: why you wanting the 13 stonings ?

LOOOOOOOL

[SUBWAYFLASHER]

Joining fee (£40) + £42 for 1 mo + £18 for one month + 43 payments of £92 for 367 months = £1,451,952

[ZombieInsomnia]

@SUBWAYFLASHER well done :D

[farfisa]

@SUBWAYFLASHER actually you're right, but isn't that quite expensive for an agency. Also not hopeful if you have to join for that number of months. I would go to one of the other dating sites as they are cheaper.

[videogamenostalgia]

LOL his reaction to '4 stone'

[lannie107]

OMG WAT IS STONINGS!!!!!.......LOL!!

[MrJourneyman1986]

WHY??? WHY WHAT??

WHY DO YOU WANTING THE 13 STONINGS??? LMAO

[ThatReptileDood]

The best character everings..

[ilmarahman]

anything can sound funny in an indian accent

[SexyToshi]

Its free to join apart from the one off joining fee of 40 pounds lol

[LilithRose123]

Im finding you dating

[ChubbyDragonZ]

booobiiieeees are nice, thanuuu has nice computer sklls

[Njamir]

WHAT DOES THE WOMAN SAY RIGHT AT THE END? 3:36??

[Aarongiles1]

2:25 The what? Swingings

Ahh yeah I'm up for that shit!!! LOL At How quickly he says that haha!!

[bebobrandon]

The the man is Gatsby Ryda Look him up on facebook :)

[cronikishy1997]

look up ur missing the vid

[bekcs]

i like the guy who is called. really plays good part

[MrJourneyman1986]

WHY DO WANT THE 13 STONINGS??..LMAO STRAIGHT LEGEND

[pakachakawaka]

weighing 12 stones? wtf is stones?

[lookout4kneegrows]

@pakachakawaka 1stone = 14 lbs. so 12 stone would be 168 lbs

[barkinmad13]

FOUR STONE?

[RACH4164]

hahhhaaa hilarious

[CommunityGameplays]

@xcnMTu @iZaydee Both of you are wrong.

[vitolegend]

480p

[LaurenceC96]

it is not my period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LaurenceC96]

it is not my period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[iZaydee]

@xcnMTu its supposed to be like that you fucktard

[KeirrHD]

The black guys looks like Skepta!

[Planetoxo]

Who is that black fella in the picture?

[BSEmadcow]

"4 STONE?" lmao!

[MrThedaywalker88]

@BSEmadcow what stone mean for date?

[llwayneio]

@MrThedaywalker88 weight 

[djtimwright]

@MrThedaywalker88

Like lbs (pounds). There's 14lbs to a stone, so 13 stone is 182lbs.

[Serpmusic]

.......once. LOL

[diamond21450]

i bet the black fella is cringing

[MrTulip01]

0:00



[rachm1991]

I don't have to pay though, do I?

Nooo no no, you don't pay anything, it's free.

Yeah, good!

*goes into the costs*, LOL!

[FlawlessTwist]

This has always been my fave fonejacker, lol at how he gets caught at the end, player

[Fuzion180]

aaahahaha the payments are absolutely brilliant! "it's free to join...." lmao

[Fuzion180]

too good! lmao

[cutiemisslove]

No it's not for the homsexualing, you wanting the homosexualings XD

[McCARthYzVIdeO]

Pimp: so how many times you going to call me a week?

Indian: once

Pimp: a week?

Indian: no month

WTF!?

[23duff]

THIS IS THE BEST FONEJACKER EVER!! LOL!

[DemiiP87]

how cute is that boxer dog?

[wardyboy26]

hahaha he's such a thick cunt

[mdkjase]

2:28 cracks me up!



[QuIcKToMaHaWkS]

lolings ...

[RegInspire]

HOMOSEXUALINGS LMAO!!

[RossLeeTV]

i found your dating :)

[toadboybradders]

buttery biscuit base.

[23duff]

BEST FONEJACKER EVER!!! LOLZ!

[btfjdftw]

Then 43 payments of £92 for the next 367 months...

[walesisasum]

lol Questionairings :P

[jack73706]

20, blondings, te blue eyes, tuurting stonings, y 13 stoning, swinings + homo-swinings

[tombud10]

"Wastes time and energy trying to be funny and get thumbs up by writing out what I thought was the funniest part in speech marks"

[Ineosa]

Homosexualings.

[stevenjsmith1903]

4stone lol

[magilovesfenty]

oh what will men do to get a hot girl by sitting around !!!

[welshpatriotpenguin]

Blondings



[MoonPhase94]

2:48 pmsl!!

[Alex2k793]

Homosexulings LMFAO!!

[XxNDUBZLOVERxX]

The swingings:'D

[GeorgeGavin1]

I love how he plays along :)

[FlawlessTwist]

I know someone who sounds like the guy who wants internet relationship providings xD

[zTropi]

the face of the indian makes me laugh the most!

[leprechaun81atx]

Are you wanting the homosexuals?

[DeanoJordan]

homosexualingz haha =)

[kerrylou222]

love kayvan sooooo funny x

[jonno1531]

19 stone.... elephant sound effect. superb!

[Riannaellen]

@jonno1531 MY FAVE BIT TOO hehe

[iVerzR]

13 Stonings! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[sdeschanel1]

The pictures of the 2 guys look like they sound it's crazy!

The dude looking for a gyal is a nasty fiend lol captured ha ha!

[sdeschanel1]

Absolutely fucking hilarious!!!

[ForeverEdwardCullen1]

I'm putting into the computings ahahaha

ROTFL xxx

[METONYMONTANA]

Internet Relationship Providings!

[LukeSafc10]

13 stonings pmfsl

[xIAmRougeTheBatx]

thumbs up if on the 3rd date when you saw the hair you already saw the weight

[xIAmRougeTheBatx]

omg 13 stone? THATS FAT FOR A WOMAN!!!

[EastMidlandsSteam]

'Hello'...best hello voice by the Fonejacker ever :P

[heskeylator]

4 stone! XD

[MRCHIGGY01]

i found you datings lmaooo

[Dendiol]

Datings for the straitings, homosexualings or bisexualings

[dclogik]

"It's free"

"yeah go on then"

"It's free appart from the one of joining fee of £40"

"£40"

"Yes and then £42 for the first month and £18 for the next month..."

LMAO

[vitolegend]

brilliant

[vitolegend]

brilliant

[Nottzuk1]

''but why?''

[Thirty9Loops]

Fucking adverts!!!!

[Hysteria98]

2:47 - PUT THAT ON A FUCKIN' T-SHIRT!

haaaa, i would so buy that XD

"you are homosexualings?"

[20000000000011]

im finding you dating!!!

[SDOTzz2]

this is too funny

[MissDennison94]

13 stone?

[aleebimm]

im finding you datings.......

[bloodorange2]

He was gay

[Nottscounty01]

Blondingssss!

[Sunnybunny467]

im up for that shit"!!!!

[Theaverable]

I'M NOT GAY!

[rhxthm]

HOMOSEXUALINGS

[hanoen]

@religonisalie actually you are being racist, so take your stupid ideals somewhere else

[SierraGolf017]

@religonisalie Dude wtf are you on about some kind of Race Purification bullshit? Go and skulk in a dark tower sumwhere and leave us normal people along! Maybe u cant kidnap sum "pure europians" to the moon and start a fcking breeding program or summin?

[12jeffhardy123]

@religonisalie HAHAHA! Right...you think you're some big time scientist and are all knowing! Dude you are probably the most ignorant person I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. I have respect for science...I just dont need some know-it-all getting up all in my face telling me what's what.

I think you should shut up and go in a corner and acquire some knowledge before you start preaching shit to everyone

[12jeffhardy123]

@religonisalie Shut the fuck up you prick no one gives a shit about what your saying! Plus this has got nothing to do with the video so keep your own shitty ideas to yourself u noob!!!

[12jeffhardy123]

@religonisalie why would you want to keep out other races...that is flipping racist you douchebag

[smaugdestroyer86]

this is funny as hell i was in stitches after watching this

[WhalleyDJX]

this is fukin brilliant. 19 stone hahahaha

[ivorbigonee]

how much? lol

[nukebacon876]

"I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" XD

[purbit1]

it's free apart from the one off joining fee of £40 and then your monthly payments of £42 a month for the first month.. then its eighteen pounds for one month then £43 payments of £92 for the next 367 months... XD

[smsjgoku]

i would love it if fonejacker rang me up with 1 of these

[Flugsy]

whos noticed that the two elephants at the end of loading thing on computer are butt humping :D?

[keyblade280]

its free to join apart from the part £40 joining fee lmao

[swampthing20]

Only just noticed it says "ONings" on the switch on the front of the computer he's using! Piss funny!

[Dendiol]

@swampthing20 Never noticed that before but hilarious! Relationship Computings

[michaelleedham]

drifta321 youre right wow. there is not a app in the world

[Richyhello]

"But she weighs 19 stone..."

"How much?? No..no, not..19 stone"

[XclusiiveModding]

DATINGS, PROVIDINGS, STONINGS, BLONDINGS,

Finding you the Datings..

Why you wanting the thirteen Stonings.

The Blondings

Hello, i am calling from Internet Relationship Providings.

[DJFREDHEAD2010]

blondings

[dnbmindfuct]

fucking quality funn y shit

[NicosNicosNicosNicos]

I sometimes just say "blondings" to myself at appropriate moments and laugh.

[gaetalondon]

HOW MUCH!?!?! nooo noo not 19 stones