a man and his cucumber

[harleynanda]

You have a wonderful sense of humor. Great video.

[artworkslive]

why, thank you! *crunches pickle*

[NYCFin]

Goodness gracious.

[itsBABYSMITH]

HAHAHA....good gravy, indeed!

[W1ndir]

Eww

[icon1914]

Very good video.

[opengbrum]

This is fantastic,informative, nutritious, and down right sexy

[artworkslive]

HAHAHA.....i'm glad i 'convinced' you it was mayonnaise!  ; )

[silentDriffiN]

I like how you slice it . lol

[TheBlueDuckMOE]

No innuendo in this video.

Nope. None at all.

[artworkslive]

yup, and no double entendre either, that would just be WRONG. ; )

[ObamaStoleMyCar]

Do you like your cucumbers with, or without the skin? ;)

[artworkslive]

i like cukes, pure and simple.....but if you have a ranch dip, even bettuh! ; )

[TheBlueDuckMOE]

"cukes"?

[mdog2700]

Like at the drive in Movies there a hit !

[artworkslive]

yeah, if the van's a rockin' you know a cucumber's a knockin'!

[kxsteve]

Ha  lol nice share

[Evyn545]

It isn't the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean BABY!!!!!! Xd

[artworkslive]

HAHAHA.....so true evyn, SO TRUE!!!!!!

[Slacktive]

CUKES NOT NUKES!!!

[artworkslive]

fire up the press, we're makin' some t-shirts!!!!

[RiddleSpider]

ha ha ha, we simply have to meet. that is all I have to say.

[artworkslive]

no bones, uh i mean cucumbers, about it pretty lady!!!!

[RiddleSpider]

I just blabbered on to hubby about you, he thinks I have gone off the deep end :) I should probably just take some meds and go to bed. ha ha ha

[artworkslive]

that's it, just take your drugs, like all the little whippersnappers do.....pssssh. : )

[RiddleSpider]

just because you are old enough to be my grandma does not mean you can boss me around! I will stay up all night if I want! There is no way you can make me stop *zzzzzzzzzz*

[INEZMIRANDA]

jajaja very nice.....

[artworkslive]

jojojo thanks much..... ; )

[personalimagery]

I would write a few things but... I read the comments. your answers, constant laughter. people said everything, I guess. hmm, did someone mention your grab? good grab. hug.

[artworkslive]

glad i got a chuckle or two out of you! ; )

[consumatron]

oh my... i think i'm blushing.

[artworkslive]

well then, my job is done here. ; )

now i challenge YOU to make ME blush.....hee hee.

[consumatron]

If I would have known that was my challenge, I would have had the camera on while i was watching your videos... ;)

[mikma]

ha ha ha i loved this....mikma was here

[gofguitarKP]

lol

[tjkoz22]

Baby smith, this is brilliant! How did I miss it?!?

A great 'piece' indeed ;)

Tom

[artworkslive]

better late than never.....that's what my cucumber always says! ; )

[gtristdan]

Come on over we'll make a salad!

lol...

[artworkslive]

yaY! you pour, i'll toss! ; )

[gtristdan]

A little spice to make it nice, and of course, oil...Oil always goes nice on a cucumber

[hallbe]

Why you saucy little minx =)

Funny stuff!!!

[Blinkazoid]

I'll think of you the next time I plant my cucumber seed:)

[sweetqueento3SQ23]

LOL! I ♥ cucumbers too!!! :)

[paisleyente]

hilarious! favorited. :D

[mft1234]

wild

[lisacole690]

this is SO awesomely funny, even if i can barely remember the last time i enjoyed a good cucumber ... i'm going to start hanging out at the farmer's market i think ... ;) ... xoxo

[artworkslive]

well, you exhibitionist you! enjoying your cucumbers in public... *wink*

[gwabir]

LMAO!!!! AWESOME!!! omg! u have made my day!

GW

[jcmegabyte]

Hilarious! I bet the whole world cringed during the chopping block scene! =D

[morbidpudding]

i bet you fucked a lot of cucumbers in your life...and dont lie to me! people in africa doesn't have any food and you were riding their daily meal! OMG! riding and sucking and sticking it deep! and those poor africans! waaa *cries* nothing to stick inside them selfs!!! waaaaaa *cries more*

[artworkslive]

aaaaaw, i love you.....because no one else will. <3

[artworkslive]

n'no.....just give it a bit of viagra fertilizer.  but, call your local gardener if it doesn't stop growing after 48 hours. ; )

[StellianoLaPeu]

Hahahaha!

[thedruggames]

my friend has been advised to put a picture of Dylan thomas on the end of her cucumber she takes to bed,... i will send her your cukey tips. lol

[novanine]

A cucumber is mostly water. One might say it is engorged with the fluid!

[ooolong9]

so you don't think you should keep them in a pickle jar? lol

[artworkslive]

no cucumber should ever go uneaten.....unless we're talking museum pieces, like rasputin's gherkin.

now THAT'S a pickle worth preserving.

[bloknotedotnl]

Hahahahahahahahahah! LOL!!!

[jasonmit]

And it can be said a cucumber is more enjoyable at supper time than for breakfast. A person can have more time to enjoy it in the evening.

[BaubleRob]

This reminds me of a video installation I saw a few months ago in which a banana was circumcised. Holy shit that was weird.

[K80Blog]

Wait a minute? Are you comparing the cucumber to penis time?

[artworkslive]

well, i do think the two go, um.....hand in hand.

[imamherry]

very good.

[WrenFreya]

That was great. =)

[newbsauce11]

This video is amazing!!!!! Awesome job!

[artworkslive]

many thanks to you!!!!!

[WWEHawaii]

lol

[medicinesocks]

mmmmm. peeled and sliced lengthwise, raw... with salt. so refreshing, yum!

five stars and triple xxx rated!

[Ranblv]

Great video, probably shouldn't have watched this at work. :-)

[artworkslive]

HAHAHA....yeah, probably not work safe-especially the 'eating in bed' part. yipeS. ; )

[zparedes]

I have a very large cucumber I think you might have an interest in.

z 5*

[1liljet]

Yes I love my cucumbers and i must say that I have endulged in quite a variety.I hear there is even a magic blue bean to help the shy cumcumber grow!

[artworkslive]

hmmm, and i always wondered why grandma spent SO much time in her garden... ; )

[Darwinsgift]

As a regular cucumber grower I have the secret of size and fine flavour. Locally my cucumber growing has caused quite a stir!

[artworkslive]

oh yes, you're quite the legend alright....i heard mick jagger even broke into your garden trying to steal and clone one for himself!

[artworkslive]

aaaaw, sorry to cause all those nightmares (guess i was just having a little pre-halloween fun) hey, just think of it as a band-aid being ripped off.....i could've used the peeler instead, ya know! 8-O

[Wizjkahna]

OK. I've been having some bad dreams about the kitchen knife cutting the cucumber. I am only using plastic utensils from now on.

[sirnubenegra]

awesome!

[winterwinwin]

You diiiiiirty diiiiiiiiirty giiiiiiiiirl, you.

[artworkslive]

HAHAHA.....yup, i sure do like me some cucumber. slurp!

[Blizzeekitty]

Now I am hungry!!

[artworkslive]

thanks for watching....glad you enjoyed it! ; )

[Gimmeabreakman]

I just saw this! Great!

[bErzerkeleyRAW]

perfect. Subbed.

[artworkslive]

and i thank you berzerkeley!!!

[zpooky]

One of the funniest videos that I've seen in a long time.

Great work and extra points for keeping a straight face trough the whole video.

[artworkslive]

thanks for watching!

[kokohawk]

Omg this is hilarious! I love it. Five stars!

[artworkslive]

wowie! thanks for the high rating! my cucumber's gonna get a big head now.....

[ChristopherMast]

Just watched for the third time.  This video rocks!

Hope you got that mayo out... try soaking it in straight detergent for a while before washing it ;)

[artworkslive]

yeah, i should really just try to aim the 'mayo' into my mouth better.....i'm such a sloppy eater! ; )

[nbwulf]

Excellent work... (=

[artworkslive]

thanks, but the cuke totally upstaged me....he's so cocky!

[ChristopherMast]

Awesome analogy... the slice was a bit... um... much...

Featuring this on my autoplayer for a while.

CM

[artworkslive]

my cucumber and i bow to thee....

[lapislazuline]

i see what you,re doing there! you are very

very naughty! ;)

[artworkslive]

oh, you haven't seen anything YET....wait till you see my zucchini! ; )

[hoosierhiver]

cuccy

[deansig]

Cucumber sandwiches FTW!

Great video :)

[coolnima]

oh man that was funny! Nice job....got me to subscribe :) check out my channel when you have some time

[LunaCow]

I don't know what emotions I'm supposed to feel about this lol

great job!

[in2lectualSweatpants]

This was fantastic! It is incredibly clever. I loverd it. And i guess if I had to choose what kind of cucumber does it for me, I'd have to say the ones grown in my garden-short they are I'll grant you, but oh-so very thick. Thanks for sharing.

Raven

[artworkslive]

ah yes, don't get me started on cirCUMference..... ; )

[colindacy]

hahaha that was insane

lol

[rainbosprinkles]

I like how you made this nice and clean, but yet also dirty :D

[artworkslive]

well, i figure if my mom can watch it and still think it's about cucumbers, i'm safe. ; )

[Wizjkahna]

The secret to a perfect cucumber is a good hoe.

[artworkslive]

wiz, i wanna marry your wit and have its babies.....

[Wizjkahna]

I had my wit sterilized a long time ago. But we can try in vitro...

[SplitPZ]

"Bone" appetit!

[artworkslive]

oh, you are GOOD!  ; )

[UminaTaylor]

Funny as! This was really well done and I commend you on your ability to keep the straight face. Hows the Blooper real? lol

[artworkslive]

actually, i never once committed a freudian slip whilst making this....guess that proves how serious i am about 'cucumbers.' ; )

[channeIreview]

you didn't address the issues of envy that seem to trouble those who have not been gifted with cucumbers in their gardens.

[artworkslive]

indeed, and some would be happy just to have a green thumb at all!

[UKISOCIETY]

I forgot to add:

Somebody needs to go on a date!

:P

[artworkslive]

HAHAHA....is it really that obvious uki?

[tinySpectacle]

I didn't know you were starting a cooking channel. Good luck with it. I plan on putting to use some of your cucumber techniques forthwith, especially letting my cucumbers appear in mysterious lighting and lay around with other whole produce.

[artworkslive]

you make it sound so pornographic....i love you.

[popebenadict16]

naughty.x

[artworkslive]

yup, i gotsta please the masses..... ; )

[daligoddess2006]

Hahaha! Very funny, thinly veiled, sexual innuendo. Hysterical. Good job.

[artworkslive]

really, ya think? i was going for raunchy..... (i kid) thanks much! ; )

[daligoddess2006]

Your Raunchy Goal was accomplished very well in the bedroom scene.

[winelover215]

You my dear are brilliant! Bravo!!

[evilbrainproductions]

very saucy lol

[burtoncharlessmith]

Here's to all the happy, well cared for cucumbers!

[oWHONERSo]

*breaks out his notepad*

Ok... Not too long...

Not too fast...

Got it!

[artworkslive]

well, i'm glad i could service y--, uh, i mean BE of service to you, whoners. ; )

[clubsoda921]

Subliminal Ha!

[CapricornArtist73]

OMG that was the best! I needed a laugh today and you sure but a smile on my face and it wasn't from just looking at all of those cucumbers LOL...Your the best ;)

[artworkslive]

hey capricorn, my cucumber isn't nearly as big as yours, mate!!!! i'm still having nightmares, or should i say fantasies?

; )

[UKISOCIETY]

Mayonnaise spotting! Literally! :O

[krabbers]

straight from the jar

[krabbers]

O M G !!!

I am lost for words