How to Open a Beer Bottle - CHOW Tip

[IAmKr1gg3r]

This is going to come in handy next time I'm at a party and there is absolutely no bottle openers, utensils, or tools, no one has a lighter, and I just happen to have my backpack full of rock climbing gear with me! Thanks!

[lokalllize]

i think it is more of a chance for some one to own a spoon or a knife (which can open beer bottles ) then a caribena

[TheDeathStormer]

Show tits =P thats what it sounds of

[TomValedro]

who the fuck has rock climbing equipment?

[AcidBurn5009]

brought to you by Magyver

[f1nnNNN]

U SUCK !

[mlan1957]

0:02 show titsXD

[i1love1cookiez1]

0:01 show tits xD

[gnomenbasti]

Throw it on the ground and lick it off

[RKSSaiyan]

Synu ty w Polske chyba nie byles. Tutaj nawet biletem Ci piwo otworza...

[ambrio]

sooo fucking stupid and hilarious

[lortepikfis]

Show tits!

[pfobchris]

Yeah cause im gonna have rock climbing equipment before i have a bottle opener...

[philipstar10]

0:01 Show Tits

[SgtdawnFTW9000]

you can also use the D on a dolce and gabbana belt :D

[Hrgass]

The chance is higher that i have a bottleopener with me than that hook-thing. I dont think i even own one of those

[unfreez]

Use the table, use another beer, use a lighter, use a key, use whatever... Beers are fucking easy to open

[NewtonBlog]

i think is most likely that i have a bottle opener rather than that thing....

[Pinnger]

Dood open it via you eve hole that will impress me

[GameWasSucess]

because the first thing i would look for is a carabiner instead of a bottle opener/fork ect.

[666Kudos]

WHY WOULD I CARRY A FUKING MOUNTAINEERING TOOL...!! :P :D

[MarcelgoesFreaky]

In Germany you learn at the age of 12 to open a bottle with EVERYTHING. Pencils, mobile phones, a peace of paper (yeah it works) or your teeths. This is kinda boring...

[EzbeeOfSnR]

just use an edge... a table, a ROCK andything will do as long as its hard enough

[TheKalsgaard]

Or you could use a spoon or a fork or or MAYBE a BOTTLE OPENER

[MrSmartie109]

Just open it like real men do !

[NiKoWiThaK24]

I use my teeth its quicker

[AcidBu123]

OOO realy? hahaha

[DJKjellGunn01]

Who the fuck carries a carabiner around?!

[undrgrnd56]

@DJKjellGunn01 i do... its quite important...

[DJKjellGunn01]

@undrgrnd56 lol xD

[undrgrnd56]

@DJKjellGunn01 No but really, I have never even held one of the damn things XD

[Tayoe]

i dont have a bottle opener but i have a climbing clip just knocking around?

[chongwong]

@Tayoe strangely i have a carabiner on my flat keys at all times, however i do climb nearly every day :P

[Gwynnbleid030]

Where the fuck shoud i find the carabiner?

Il open it with my teeth!!!

[raulfaziel]

it take too long too load!

[coyaOMEGA]

dude...

chow tips are REALLY bad. :P

[IJayZz4]

how many beers u have been drunken?

[FusionDubstep]

0:01 show tits

[totopoo123]

can someone just tell this guy that someone has invented something called a "beer opener"

[CrustySmeg]

from the amount of beer bottles you open, you must be steaming constantly dude if you aint letting them beers go to waste! you got skills though, these come in handy!

[darthdrummer89]

what a waste, every serious drinker should have a bottle opener or at the very least a knife

[666GODOFD3ATH666]

I know an easier way...break the bottle

[loocow1554]

this will make the carabeiner useless

[andr3wRTS]

Shinci Comercial..



[kenneth12345678910]

Next video I am going to see ... "how to open a beer bottle .... with a beer bottle"

[arterioes]

guys just buy a bottle opener..

[harryjohnston14]

at what point except whilst climb-drinking are you more likely to have a caribiner on you rather than a bottle opener

[notexactlyghetto]

everyone who put "dislike" don't have locking carabiners

[pliosaurus]

0:01 chow tips

[MultiComputerTricks]

press 8 does he say beaner

[Ertitainment]

0:1 show tits

[daniel950905]

no shit SHERLOCK !!!! :O :S

[homer655]

that was weak

[pliosaurus]

What's the point when I can open the fuckers with my teeth

[TheBCProject111]

@pliosaurus or you have a bottle opener

[nevergayter]

Don't copy kipkay

[KratosKillsGods]

In every video shared by CHOW, one of the comments must be: " 0:01 Show tits". I think this is a world rule.

[Error404AccessDenied]

Why would you bring beer on a climbing trip.

[007luke666]

I ALWAYS TAKE A CARABINER WITH ME!

[bagy999]

or if you have a friend with fucked up teeth get him to do it

[aNz0r2]

0:23 see more tits at Show.com

[craigcooperftw]

Just use a beer opener u fanny its a handyer tool than that

[saddamVEVO]

at0:01 SHOW TITs

[hannes32hannes]

@saddamVEVO Good luck with getting thumbs up, that one is getting old.

[SleepyStud]

Friends don't let friends drink and climb

[MrLighteyed]

use your teeth..

[skiIler]

This is very handy when you decide to go drinking while youre climbing a mountain...

[ersguterhomer]

yes, I have so many snap hooks but not a single bottle opener -, -

[Serostern]

And you just strapped out of your gear and are falling. But you got beer!

And the carabener is voided for climbing use the second you try that.

[InforcedHellCrusader]

Uhm, ok, you posted a vid where you show ppl how to open a bottle with your arm. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEED THIS WHEN YOU'VE GOT AN ARM!

[raymon202]

Or use a lighter...

[pauliazz94]

his a "How to open a beernophile"

[WhiteRoarBlack]

So you're gunna drink while you're 16,000ft in the air? I don't fuckin think so.

[adamace234]

USE A GOD DAMN BOTTLE OPENER DUMB ASSES

[forgers29]

0:02 show tits lol

[Sparhawk2011]

TITS

[apelfed]

having worked in a factory making and testing climbing carabiners I can tell you it's probably not a good idea to do this a bunch of times and then use that for climbing. It will weaken the rivet that the gate is hinged on

[Dragunov121]

Where the hell you gonna get that camping just find any flat surface thing a rock piece of metal something with an edge put the tooth of the bottle cap slanted at an angle and hit the top pops right out

[exa0777]

just putting this out there but this is fucking stupid.

[Narga1111]

@exa0777 Just putting mine out there.

[themanitasdeplomo]

@exa0777 Thank you! Finally...

[Johnnybravobenitez]

yeah,.cuz we're going to drink before climbing

[lolcakesxxx]

#LOL

[lolcakesxxx]

LOL

[ElvisNG21]

they have serious problems opening beers

[8Flamedog8]

How the F*** could anyone not have a beer opener instead of a carabiner???

[Dutbrothers]

0:18-0:20 you can see there is a cut, so he dont get by the first time :D

[Cletten]

@TheWatersWet No! But I copied from another person ahaha

[Cletten]

0:01 "Show tits" #LOL

[linkkid185]

I'd bank on the belief that drinking during a climbing trip is a bad idea, right?

[MrNewiwi]

OMG is so hard..

Are you kidding me? ¬¬'

[cjcrashoveride]

why are they trying this with a screw top beet bottle?

[GilbyDoo]

Drinking and Climbing oh yeh!, The Point of the game is to become so confident with climbing that you no longer require rope and start doing adventurous stunts, which indefinitely ends with you dead at the bottom of a mountain surrounded by broken glass....

[Good1Embiko]

94 people never managed to open a beer

[TheSveinur]

the intro is saying:SHOW TITS

[jonmarc1980]

Shiner Bock ftw again

[bestkutter]

So you have a carbine home but you don't have a bottle opener! Just buy a finger beer bottle and wear it every day!

[XysflightchampX]

on a climbing trip?!?! shouldn't the first bit of advice be don't climb and drink??

[AbdulAziz348]

it broke then i tried to go climbing and died :(

[jasenrooks2001]

@AbdulAziz348 then how did u wright that comment

[3shwams]

ill remember this the next time i want to be wasted when i climb

[3shwams]

ill remember this the next time i want to be wasted when i climb

[Celwynar]

man, there are some crazy stipulations for this one.

[GABRO515]

0:01 SHOW TITS!

[crapomatic]

You: "Hey Bob I'm ascending... we're aiding this climb right?"

Bob: "What?, can't hear you... I think I'll have a drink until you get up here"

[leevwj4]

why would i wanna carry a climbing trip or whatever it's call, around with me all the time???....so lame...i rather just use a lighter cause it's always around..i mean c'mon...1 or 2 people out of the group has to have a lighter...

[PanosOsbourne]

that or... a fuckin' can opener

[jedirifleman]

beer and climbing = new 1,000 ways to die episode.

[infernoxiiviixiivii]

in soviet russia beer bottle open you....

[mattiasaksli]

Step one: Open the bottle.

SUCCESS!

[JMikaelian95]

Lol Beer And Climbing

Do i Detect Something Stupid happening

[tgb126]

at least you have a cold beer at that mountain xD.

[loganb31]

too bad shiner is a twist off haha

[simon2381]

Mountain climbing and drinking beer, what could possibly go wrong ?

[MrsRandomMadeMeDoIt]

in a pinch when ure on a climbing trip LOL ? or u could just use another beer ? or a lighter ? or a knife or a spoon.. or a fork.. or anything really...

[icdemfromafar]

this may sound stooooopid but ummmmmm, errrrr, why would you be drinking and climbing a mountain at the same time?

[NoFearKieranHere]

this guys a alcoholic.

[ZombieManiax]

why the hell would i have that thing and not a bottle opener?

[DREMR69]

SURE THING BUDDY .. LET ME CARRY ONE OF THOSE IN MY POCKET THE WHOLE DAY JUST LIKE U DO ...

[Peppymoke]

can you open a beer bottle with a toothpick too? :)

[ahsan237]

lmao at 0:01 it says show tits

[jackman20201]

0:01 Show Tits

[Dcubs5]

what a fucking shit video

[bloodyweeks97]

0:01 show tits!

[lb8068]

How to open a beer with a beeropener. Step 1: pull. Step 2: ??? Step 3: PROFIT!!

[CronosDage]

If you have it in bulk, just smash the bottles over a large bowl as if they were just eggs. :3

[domenicosangiorgi]

Why would anyone take a safety clip to open a beer, but not a beeropener?

[atjesceteam]

with all these beer videos of yours you must be wasted all the time

[Runedark]

SHOW TIIITS! ;ddd

[MrCheckedOut]

lol... I dont have a bottle opener but I have this handy carabiner to use

[kelvinrockzjellytotz]

U have a more chance of carrying a bottle opener -.-

[majedo123]

fuck alkohol

[lololol15442]

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[lololol15442]

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[hfactor10]

megan fox

[SexyBac0n]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[GrandpaFlorida]

@SexyBac0n 1) Hold your breath until you pass out/die 2) if not complete, repeat.

[ThomasFriederich]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[gamermatt102]

0:01 show tits

[xdsk0x]

Shiner is all i saw

[aasoder1]

Couldn't help noticing that it's a Shiner; you must either be in Texas or connected to a Texan.

Prosit!

[zacheryandersen]

SHINER BOCK!!!

[helloimastudpks]

then you break the caribeaner and you fall...

FAIL

[shimerinis]

chow tits!

[AirsoftBoysUK]

@shimerinis ** show tits

[PhoenixTamer2310]

aparently these guys had problems opening beers all their lives.....

[tissedegaisane]

you can also open these bottles with diary, a book, a string, a speaker and practically with everything that you can get your hands on.....

[Trigun241]

CHOW TITS

[hanjipapa]

Shiner Bock, hell yeah!!

[OnlyGirlsLikeMe]

a more interesting video would be "how to open a beer bottle... WITH YOUR VAGINA"

[neverXuploadXvideos]

YEAH DRUNK CLIMBING FTW

[chickenlegs429]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA BEER HURTS U!

[kght222]

@chickenlegs429 dont you mean IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BEER OPENS YOU! anywya either way, its been done.

[Mattsass8]

i like cake!

[joejonasgirl24]

beer bottle openers work too.....

[shaneslifestory]

Yo Check out my Video's dude, there funny haha don't be scared man!

The one on my front page is about Kegs dude, it's hilarious! Guaranteed to make you laugh! Don't be Scared dude! don't be Scared!

[jodhan23]

shit instructions and even if i wanted to open a bottle why would i randomly have rock climbing equipment?!?!

[patrickgh3]

this is the most pointless video i have ever seen. entertaining, though.

[FinalShotX]

LOL

[xxDrain]

A teenager can open a beer with virtually anything.

[Manaass]

i cant watch any of your videos CHOW thank to the mother fucking ads

[RyanLikesAmp]

usually i use a bottle opener to open bottles, but sometimes i use my hand. or buy twist off caps

[smoothroca]

How to open a beer bottle, then you write about fitness? What a fucken retard!

[proton10000]

seriously....really..run out of other chow tits ideas?

[WhoIsMaik]

i can open rhe bottle with nuclear bomb.

[leowkitmeng]

You'll damage the carabiner! A big risk I might say if ur going to use that for climbing.

[Burstfir3]

OH yea ofcourse! i always carry a rock-climbing equipment with me!

[jackospade0418]

Just wanted to say good choice on the beer! Shiner is Texas's best beer.

[535Pimpdoubt]

Shiner is twist off. Always.

[bacala777]

if you dont have a bottle opener who the fuck is gonna have that thing???

[nolyboy15]

ha beaners are good for something!

[imUploader]

the intro: "show tits"

[chaoticjesus]

OH SHIT, just snapped my carabiner, oh well I'll just climb without it i've only had 6 beers should be fine.

[luciousa71]

i just hit em with rocks... come on... rock climbing.... there has to be some rocks near?

[cooked2perfektion]

yeah go ahead and bend your carabiner

[Nordenzgaard]

lol, why open beers with all this stuff? just just a bottle opener, or a lighter.. not really harder.

[DepugnoSoldier]

Luckily I always got my Carabine with me :D

[arcyradoslaw]

that was really dificult...