Google Chrome: Dear Hollie

[TaylorSwift000013]

like if ingrid michaelson brought you here.;)

[zarababe12]

-Watch this

-Look up Edwardlewis599

-Got dissapointed.

[JaffaCaik]

Google, If you posted her 7th birthday online and her first how come you didnt own Youtube 7 years ago???

[GenralosityXL]

why use the web to do something like that! and is it just me? cuz i didnt know how to make an email address when i was born....

[BenEAReid]

@GenralosityXL That's the point. He's made it for his daughter so that when she's old enough, he can give her the address and password so that she can look back at all the memories he's saved for her. I think this is a brilliant idea and I would certainly do it for my daughter (if I ever have a daughter).

[999joyboy]

this is so old we'v got dear sophie now goodbye bitch(joke)lol

[fgoyti]

Great idea, so Google knows EVERYTHING about your kid by the time they're in elementary school, they will pretty much be owned by Google

[PumpkinLove72]

Sorry but I think dear Sophie is better

[jaybrdie]

It's a great story only if Google allowed you to create an account for someone under the age of 13 ;o(. Tried to do this for our new son and it wouldn't allow us to create the account unless we lied about the age.

[CoOkIEcRaVeRXx]

Haha, 'Dad' Is so old he done a face like this ':-)' I think Hollie will teach to be up to date.

[bethanygarrettt]

@CoOkIEcRaVeRXx like everyone born in 2000

[CoOkIEcRaVeRXx]

@bethanygarrettt WTF Are you on about? -

[bethanygarrettt]

@CoOkIEcRaVeRXx i mean ppl born in 2000 do this ':)'

[LJLEvenden]

This video is so sweet...

[Annaspanner1000]

I cant wait until my baby is born and my husband does this to her!! (by the way, i know its a girl) !!!! xx

[JosephMFaulkner]

Dear Hollie,

I forgot your password :C

[3311Cupcakes]

dear Holie

I forgot the password

[timacheson]

This TV ad is deceptive and misleading. The advert features a father uploading videos for the future. In reality, YouTube degrades the quality of old videos to the point where they become unwatchable. "One day we'll look back on these together". #GFail! No, YouTube is NOT a suitable way to archive videos. Top marks to Google for playing the family card to promote corporate brands, with sentimental backing music. This is classic corporate propaganda, but it distorts the truth.

[PurplePixelMedia]

@timacheson What makes you think this? With the falling costs of digital storage, the processing power required to do any additional down-conversion during the 'life' of the video would probably outweigh the benefit of such an activity. Clearly the initial upload process involves a re-encoding of video to make it compatible across various devices and bandwidths. I find uploading 1080p content using h264 at about 15mbps gives great results.

[Lickhead21]

One day we will look back at these together.

This Email address has been reported for child porn. Sorry, we have to delete your email.

[Annaspanner1000]

@Lickhead21 you are a complete and utter twisted man and i hope somebody sees this and takes you off this! You are a complete knob and its people like you the web needs to keep an eye on! People suh as funnipony think your sick and so do i1 what if children see this! YOU probably dont give a flying fuck anyway! I know im swearing but the nation will agree that you are a complete and utter freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lickhead21]

@Annaspanner1000 You sir, need to learn how to take a joke ;)

[ruhez]

I can't wait to be a father :)

[xTwiisstt]

@999joyboy LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[funnipony]

@999joyboy ... you're twisted. Only freaks find incest child rape jokes funny.

[pandalicious41]

@999joyboy eh? Weirdo's, U cant get rid of em.

[999joyboy]

0:37 i'v got to do do bellend

[pandalicious41]

Her: Aaaaaaah

Me: AAAAAAAH my ears

[daviga404]

cool story bro, wanna sticker?

[manutdfirm]

you've got my hair looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l!!!



[EroTiiQMagiQz]

kl story bro

[thegreathistorian7]

not a real story or person, or email, its an advert guys

[SnowGirlx]

Funny how the same time I searched up 'Google Chrome' this ad shows up on the telly of the same room I was in!

[pandalicious41]

Dear hollie go hang yourself.

xoxoxox Dad

[TheMetalCat]

Hollie's first email back to her dad was "Cool story, bro."

[TheWinterRose101]

If you think about it... As sweet as this is... How does a newborn baby get an email account?? lol xD

[everythincom]

@TheWinterRose101 he made her an account at the beggining of the video

[TheWinterRose101]

@everythincom oh ok

[CapitalBhoy78]

Dear Hollie

I hate you so much that I can't stand the thought of directly talking to you, thus I have made an account so that to the outside world it looks like I give a shit.

All my love,

Dad

p.s I'm not your Dad

[DitzyDaffy]

@CapitalBhoy78 Thanks a lot :(

(my name's Hollie)

[CapitalBhoy78]

@DitzyDaffy Dear Hollie

There are millions of Hollies in the world, I was not talking about you.

All my love,

Fellow Youtuber

p.s I'm actually your Dad

[DitzyDaffy]

@CapitalBhoy78 Dear whoever you are

I know

It was a joke (I'm not sure if you're being serious or not :p)

Hollie

[sarahLcthatsme]

@CapitalBhoy78 That made me laugh so much!

[itsBIGbouncedawg]

alot of people here need a love this is what happens when parents dont give a fuck about you, so you go and take it on somebody else this dude loved hes daughter i think he did a great work end of the day she will know how much her dads means to her so stop hating and enjoy the video ? thank you and have a wonderful day.

[stephenkiran]

Well people who think no one's gonna do it think again. Starting 2012 am gonna start writing to my future kids and am not even married yet. People who think its cheesy can go take a walk. This video just wonderfully depicts the emotions of a father.

[LemonyLove3]

I don't even get why people are saying he's a PEDO?

[TheZanny1999]

This Is An Google Chrome Advertisment It's Just For People 2 Have Google Chrome Nothing Else

[TheZanny1999]

Lets Be Honest , But If Yu Had A Good Heart Then You Would And I Beilive This 100 % Who Shouldn't If You Don't You Must Be Some Sort Of Tight Person This Video Is Really Sweet..xxx

[TheStarburts]

not gonna lie what person has a baby and thinks, OH i know what ill do for her... MAKE A CHROME ACCOUNT.

[waynekingish]

is this guy in jail and cant see his child?

[niusalmon]

'uhhh darling i know you only gave birth to human being... but lets make a google account?'

[alvinawesomeserville]

Silly Google. Chrome hasn't been around for 7 years.

[TheClassicShit]

Woow . Like this advert ;)

[SuperQueen122]

hahha so funny



[Pentdad]

I think alot of people will start doing it then all get bored and just forget, lose the password and get the babys account deleted through inaction...

[noRIKKT]

the account "edwardlewis599" all these are supposedly on isn't even real.. hmm...

[Aidan1ish]

the funny thing is when they go to look back at the emails/pictures/videos

there's gonna be a ton of SPAM between every email lol

[Ash493ify]

*google crashes and looses all stored emails*

[cookiecrumble786]

this has to be the sweetest thing ever! i nearly cried watching this!

[officialsouter]

'youve got my hair' LOLOL I GET IT CAUSE HE HAD NO HAIR OMG SO FUNNY, fuck off dats not even michael mcintyre funny, yes im calling michael mcintyre SHIT.

[Ash493ify]

@officialsouter You're an arsehole

[blazednlovinit]

@officialsouter dont watch something thats clearly sentimental if you're wanting stand up comedy....

[soupalex]

@officialsouter Fuck Michael MacIntyre right in his toffee bastard nose.

So fed up of this bollocking advert again. Exploitative, patronising, bullshit. And if you've got a google mail account, this advert appears on the login screen with a "close window/advert" button that doesn't even pissing work.

Dear "Edward Lewis", etc.: please take your smug grin, stupid kid, and fuck right off. Your face reminds me of that bald guy off MasterChef. He's a cunt and all.

Cordially,

Fuck you

[Samboy666]

i almost cried when i 1st watched this

[jigylovesguineas]

awwwww



[OliiSykes]

would be a shame if i strangled them both :(

[kitkatlovesyoubaby]

made me cry HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

[DiseIe]

that's just creepy and stupid

[topendshooter786]

like if ur watching on google chrome

[orikzzz]

and the guy dies from heart attack before they watch it..

[ChrisWilliamFrith]

Want to do this for my kid(s) in the future, amazing thought

[crezmandem]

1 kiss, tight bastard

[ChrisWilliamFrith]

@crezmandem LOL she clearly wasn't the favourite child :P

[scottishguitarguy]

Because direct speech is too mainstream.

[Sage0fThe6Paths]

At 0:10 "You've got my hair." What hair? o.0

[Oxpez]

@Sage0fThe6Paths cant tell if trolling or just really dumb

[ChrisWilliamFrith]

@Sage0fThe6Paths Ha, thats the joke :P Cos their both bald haha

[Anomaly1111]

stupid fucking dad

publicize your daughter you stupid fuck



[GOLD0R4K]

alright then!! im going to buy a mobile phone/cell phone to my kid and start to send him/her messages  if i will have a chance to have one , what about that !?!

or buy a House for theme and start to send alot of mails to her/him.

ohh Dear... Google! please give me a break.

just by washing pictures of them together since they were born it's more than enough

[adi90zgierz]

my dad was speaking to me directly but i guess times are changed now.

[rockandrolladdicts]

The awkward moment when she makes her own email...

[ismael19993]

IM SO GONA PRANK MAIL dear.hollie@gmail.com!

[TheRandom8871]

This is amazing and beautiful too see its almost emotional:')

[saschakatarinax]

so cute

[oiChromezx]

Errm it's google, why do you get so emotionally connected with it...

[bunnyboo7mefly]

woohoo lets spam her now

[pomocaj]

oh please get thi s manipulative google crap off the net its just crap as all the comments say we dont want to know ..............................

[AnimeDBZ18]

@pomocaj someone only got coal for Christmas....

[ZelmaxWOW]

really well done google, gr8 advert, really inspirational

[dmorris38290]

This is just a Google ad? Otherwise no one would care and Google wouldn't be pushing it. That kid will read about 1% of those emails just being nice to daddy but really he will care as little as everyone else about this.

[Alexilio1]

@dmorris38290 she

[dmorris38290]

@Alexilio1 it

[rachel11smith]

This is actually cute!

[XxluizaxX1]

nar thats weird, wouldn't do that

[mario7kart7master7]

Wow, you creeper.

[mightywindmill102]

Turning a touching family moment into a marketing tool. Cheers google :/

[SailingThroughSpace]

I done this with my little brother - he's got a whole blog on when he was little, he's only 5 now, but I'm still making it :)

[salmaa74]

omg this is so amazing he must have time to do all this. i am watching this on a chritsmas day.

[aidanthedealer]

thumb up if your watching this on christmas day XD

[MessedUPAsians]

@aidanthedealer me u no i no dis is fake but i actually saw it on xmas day (i dont celebr8 xmas)

[BadManFann]

why has Google Chrome got an account -_-

[caitlinthebaddest]

Let's be honest, NOBODY would do this.

[THEMARKSMAN01]

@caitlinthebaddest wanna bet......yep..."Create Account"

[Fridderz]

@caitlinthebaddest id do it.

[blazednlovinit]

@caitlinthebaddest some people take a picture of themselves every day... you'll have seen the videos. some people are just much better at routine than others, i thought it was a lovely idea, although i wouldnt trust the internet to always have them stored :)

[Nukedown]

@caitlinthebaddest they just have, this was real, it was in the paper

[amieissowicked]

@caitlinthebaddest Actually they would.

[mckyle9]

good video.. if you like shit videos

[durner1]

@mckyle9 legend

[fullycomedy1]

-.-



[frangle129]

Well, I don't know about you guys but my Dad would NEVER do this. All I can expect when I'm older is the odd poo story...

[Jan9902]

doesn't make sense, the time line.

Having said that he's in for a shock, hope he can deal with whatever she throws his way!!!

[TheMrsmartiekid]

Good idea.. shit video. 

[yaemal]

I can't wait...

All my love,

Pedobear x

[monkeyfirm143]

The story is really sweet and you feel all warm

And then you revise its an advert for Google Chrome

:-/ eugh

[SRFilmsUK]

Pathetic...

[AlexSkinna]

awkward moment when she forgets the password

[Zyath]

kills self because this is so shit

[tkbabalu]

*yawn*

fuck this shit!

[j0e151]

Do they not deactivate accounts if they've not been logged into for a year or so?

[chasetheidea]

i wish my typing noise sounded like the one in the video.very satisfying 

[mowaid]

seems like fake video

[lolale111]

Haah i love that thing hen he wrote 'u got my Hair' Lool like she tooked it away from him lool

[magicdyke]

@xxCelinexx1234567890 Kids these days grow up so fast lol

[FireflyX91]

OMG I can't believe I've been using Facebook to talk to people in the moment when I could have been doing this!! Everyone would think I don't care about them cos I don't talk to them but then one day.... OMFG emails HE REALLY DID CARE!! =O Shit he's dead now, wish I went to his funeral.

[breyergirl2011]

Haha its an add but its addicting,so dont ask why

[saniank]

its an add people .

[KuruContinuum]

Oh fuck off with your technology.

[XenFiles]

And then everything corrupts...  lol.

[simzjit07]

yeh because the childs bald too.. duhhhhhhhhhhh

[Momosauur]

Pedophiles.. PEDOPHILES EVERYWHERE

[accountforonline]

@Momosauur

Maybe you're one because you can't spell "paedophiles".

[Momosauur]

@accountforonline I don't see your logic. Surely if you were a PAEDOPHILE then you'd know how to spell it because you acknowledge they exist, sir.

[Seanaldoboom]

@Momosauur American English has it as pedophile...

[WeedProductionz786]

I find this hard to masturbate to. :/

[troubledchipmunk]

@WeedProductionz786 u sir, are a gay pedo with nothing better to do than troll on a perfectly wholesome video. u suck

[TheSeagulls4Ever]

@WeedProductionz786 i had no problem at all

[DreamVideoProduction]

Shame that if youtube is taken down by SOPA all his video's and memories of his daughter will be lost :\

[barryhanlon94]

Wonder how he's had google chrome for so long..

[PinkQuartz09]

This is so sweet!

[DavidBeckham23ist]

If you watched this and didnt smile at any point then your a paedo

[K2snowboards1]

@DavidBeckham23ist that makes you a pedo how?

[hmcg12]

He types 'Dad' so profoundly :')

[XyronGamerz]

and now she's 18, going to parties, taking drugs and fucking random dudes/chicks

[MorphTKOfficial]

@XyronGamerz Compose new email:

Today you turned 18! Found some used condoms and your mothers first dildo for you to use, here's a link to your first porno video!

Love, dad x

[PoppyRendall]

Charles and Alli Trippy's baby will be like this every day recorded =P xx

[PoppyRendall]

This is soo cute =P x

[caddilac5]

Wait wasn't Google Chrome & Gmail invented in like 2007/08?

...

She's 7?

[jimmyduckegg]

@caddilac5 Gmail in 2005

[MrZaccAnarchy]

@caddilac5 Gmail was round long before Chrome. Gmail was released in 2004, and Chrome was beta in 2008, and released sometime after that.

[seniioriitasaid22]

why are you guys hating? im sure 'hollie' wouldlove to see dis wen she turns 20! i wish i had old videos &pic of me wen i was a baby. so stop hating1 i knw jelousy

kills!

[andiiLadd]

shes now 7?? dont think that google maps was there back then 4 years ago

[TheHappyheart77]

Beautiful...I hope Hollie will always realise just how very much her daddy loves her....Love to you both ,have a wonderful Christmas ,and an exciting new year ahead:)..XoXo

[SophieLauren1994]

@xxCelinexx1234567890 he obviously made her one..



[DjPeteB]

fuck off mithering me dad ya fuckin retard

[XxKIDtemperxX]

acc i work for google chrome i know this is absolute bullsshhitt

[newtrailershq]

A dad emails daughter from day one!!!! LOAD OF FUCKING BULLSH*T, sorry Google but cumon!

[4evaKerrie]

Even if this is most probably fake it's still a cute non the less. :)

[MultiAsm123]

i'm going to do this. Sounds rather cute

[robbiemenzies]

hmmm...



[BlueKnightGuy]

And his internet bills skyrocketed, his daughter becoming a prostitute to pay off the broadband debt.

[EvilLamas]

@xxCelinexx1234567890 of all the things to asked.... you asked this.

Like the other guy said...

[duffelbagone]

Theres gonna be a hell of alot of videos and photos to look back on.......how lovely :)

[duffelbagone]

Hes gonna email her EVERY DAY OF HER LIFE? Wow.

Thats sweet and all, but why not an ordinary photo album...or am i just missing the point

[abicarey]

Still makes me well up though :P

[LemonPoP27]

Of course this is fake... Youtube wasn't around 8 years ago... Neither Gmail probably

[TheAmb1networks]

I prefer Jimbo Wales banners on Wikipedia than this commercial shit.

[WonkyWaves]

@xxCelinexx1234567890 Hahahahaha i hope this is you trolling

[85Damix]

I will do it!