Adam Hills at the 2010 Melbourne International Comedy Festival

[memberHD]

Funniest 1 legged cunt around

[brewof72]

They shouldn't have just a like button - they should have a "Fucking brilliant" button.

[n93nano]

LEGEND!!!!

[9sheriff]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HE IS AWESOME!!!!!!!! SOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)



[Akiithebest]

Love Adam and his deaf ppl jokes :P

[dantheman6300]

AHAHAHA the cricket part :P

[Akiithebest]

@dantheman6300 are u english? 

[dantheman6300]

@Akiithebest no dickhead, aussie brah

[Akiithebest]

@dantheman6300 awesome!

[Mmmathers4]

I've seen this bit somewhere else before. I think it was a female though

[HorseWhisperer2010]

In case of an emergency, 'fuck you, fuck the lot of ya' LOL

[G3NTL3S]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAH

[nicholasy15]

sounds like russell peters

[ezzasaurus]

hahaa its funny coz i know sign language ^.^

[delkosbabe]

theres an add for bibles next to the video? why?

[smallpaperplane]

his "deaf people are racist" joke is similar to russell peters. funny anyway i guess :)

[azthbaz]

pause at 5:04

[mrSkulldude100]

watched this about a million times and still find it funny :D

[sindude300]

@mrSkulldude100 c'mon you probably watched it like 2million times.. stop lying lol

[mrSkulldude100]

@sindude300 haha i have probably watched it 3 million times now :D

[sindude300]

@mrSkulldude100 Haha, i've watched it over 1billion times :P

[ProphetOfTheTeapot]

@sindude300 @mrSkulldude100 No you have not you liars.

[SWI0001]

oh, we've picked up the dirty scum up, and we've put them over there.

HILARIOUS

[MissHappyAllTheTime]

he repeats this joke which is annoying but its still hilarious :)

[am15101989]

he is great! I love him!!!  Fantastic personality!!

[littlebuffolow]

what does that thing at 2:47 express that is austrailian?

[Gardow]

@littlebuffolow Australia used to be a colony where the British would basically just dump their 'scum', being murderers and other big criminals. It was basically a big outdoors prison.

[littlebuffolow]

@Gardow Not that one. The one where he`s messing with the microphone and then walks away angry.

[vcat10]

@Gardow 'big criminals'? Some people were sent over here for the 'crime' of stealing a stale chunk of bread to feed their starving children..

[MsSloppyseconds]

@Gardow Congratulations you went to school, your point is?

[osoimaru666]

@littlebuffolow He's opening a can of beer.

[littlebuffolow]

@osoimaru666 Oooooooh... That makes sense.

[Omkieee]

did anybody else notice that it says LSD at 0:11

[discotimelord]

5:40 ROTFL

[vcat10]

one of the funniest people on the planet, and the nicest from what i hear

[Andos910]

incase of an emergency

fuck you, fuck the lot of yas!!

[StephXyify]

AUGHGH I NEED A MICROPHONE

[myfastvh]

go hills you r awsome like what he told fifi on the radio to say

[DottieIsMe]

AHAH! Love you Adam Hills

[MegaEarlyriser]

adam hills you made my day.... :D

[avengedsoul6661]

my new favourite comedian

[rube1995]

What a freaking legend! Long live Adam Hills!

[datum711]

BRILLIANT FUCKING QUALITY.... AMAZING

[Themilldude]

@datum711 Because it's not American.

[datum711]

@Themilldude

what? Im actually generally amazed at the quality of this video. I see other videos on youtube which were recorded with most likely a broken down mobile phone from the 20s. Videos like this...it truly makes me love the HD things in the world

[kash443]

fun to try and explain the 'england- lesbian' bit to ur mum lol

Great vid tho; adam hills- total ledge!

[LordDantai]

@ACheeseWheel that's why you watch the clip first then read comments because people do that. Dumb ass

[drsheikhjunior]

@LordDantai unless it's a suspected screamer :D

[kmqad]

how crap is that guy......it is funnier watching two flies crawling up a wall...

[oldane1]

@kmqad then go watch files crawl up a wall

[filorice]

@oldane1 Dayum do you live in a radioactive office? where mutant "files" crawl up walls?

[MasterTenku]

@kmqad great comment there, I found it hilarious

[Danism1992]

Oh dear lord there seem to be Irish people on me...

[Zougeiro]

I'm in the middle of learning American Sign Language and it has always sadden me that this is not a phrase in the American language.

However, my sister is an air hostess, sadly, she is not amused by this.

[GameGeezerGibbo]

@Zougeiro Well, American isn't a language, so...

[Zougeiro]

@GameGeezerGibbo I never claimed I spoke American. Its merely the region of Sing Language I am learning.

[michelle12093487]

@GameGeezerGibbo yeah australian isnt a language either dumbshit but they have their own sign language just like americans do! its all variations on english but interpreted slightly differently!!! ahaha

[TapOut282]

couldnt stop laughing

[59211bart]

there is one sign language and that is London but it also means crazy person which is done by imitating a girl playing with her curly hair

[JaydenExpelliarmus]

He looks so much older here.

[weesue]

Actually the flicking sign for the Irish is more insulting than that. I learned sign language here in Glasgow and my deaf tutor told me that, at the time of the potato blight when the Irish migrated, they were very poor and dirty and brought fleas with them, and that flicking sign is 'The flicking of fleas from the body'... I have Irish ancestors from that period myself, and I'm not joking... The England sign actually means the English Flag... (Red Cross)...

[TheRooster94]

Well in reailty, if there's an emergency on a plane, you're fucked.

So anyone who works with an airline company, rememeber that "In case of an emergency, fuck you, fuck the lot of yous!" :D

[dfkbkscott]

American Sign Language for Australia is better....Kangaroo movement with your Thumb and Pinky

[simoncs89]

Audience in Melbourne didn't laugh much.. maybe they dont get it. 

[Siveywiveyx]

Ok, if I ever become an air hostess, I'm SO using that in my safety demonstrations ( as a tribute to the great Adam Hills, and because it's just so hilarious) xD

[MonkeyWhoWouldBeKing]

`fuck you and fuc the lot of yous` does not only exist in australia

(he's not been in glasgow for long enough ;) )

(it's how we say "goodbye")

[MonsieurCheesestick]

I had to pause the video for a good minute at 0.20 so I could work out why 'dead' people are rude. Incidentally, I have a hearing disorder in my left ear

[XCILE625]

tough crowd, like they can do better, his a comedian and his Australian. EPIC

[franinconverse]

"Oh dear lord. There seems to be Irish people on me." Epic lolz

[squidgeypop]

he did this exact act at the edinbrough comedy festival!

[Gettinghitonattheban]

At 1:04 in american sign, as he pointed out it means lesbian. To the Japanese it means "like".

Like English lesbians.

[littleun1990]

got to say... there is some far more offensive sign language! BSL for Germany, Japan, China, Asia = all more offensive than the Ireland or Australia signs mentioned here.

[Akantos02]

Love the Ireland sign.

[GamingReversed]

England... Lesbian

[HoppyNinja]

aww love Adam xD

[halfhourof8MuSt]

tuf krwd !

[robotsandownage1]

the australian one is isactly right 'pick up the dirty ones and put them over there

[robotsandownage1]

australia is gay

[coffebag]

@robotsandownage1 ur gay

[aprilblenk]

@robotsandownage1 Then you should not be here mate. 

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

Funniest.

Comedian.

EVER!

:'D

[cole003f]

SCREW THE JACKASS WHO DISLIKED THIS

[MissQuattrone]

I am from Melbourne man I should have watched this when It was on TV... I also followed the link from TV Tropes.

[Joker365]

that's right! i'm not afraid to say it out loud *swallow*

pure. win.

[lemonification1]

i dont get the actions for australia.. can someone explain it to me? (:

[frickinradical]

@lemonification1 back in the day, the british used the austrailian continent to deport crimnals to, thats why he says 'take the scumbag from here and move them to here'

[bridthescrewup]

@PippinRally it is true about the shamrock thing. You wear it on your lapel on St. Patrick's day and it feckin stinks XS but it is funny about the Irish thing and the England/Lesbian thing lol!

[bridthescrewup]

i'm irish and that bit about the english seems rather true lol! love him =D

[PippinRally]

@bridthescrewup I'm English and it seems rather historically accurate (though admittedly I can see the Shamrock thing too). I died laughing at the England/Lesbian mix-up. XD

[cole003f]

@PippinRally we may be english but this was funny as hell

[MonkeyWithKnives]

hahaha this guy is awesome

[lunaangelat666]

ah~ adams the best!!! hilarious as always :D

[lukozade2507]

people... stop with the punchline comments... or ill just pause the video and read your crap. Seriously this man is a genius... those are my favourite parts too... but of the video... not the comments reel...just stop

[jevligtsmutsigdocka]

@lukozade2507

"Oh no you dideeeeent"

[lukozade2507]

@jevligtsmutsigdocka yes I did!!!

[iTzHecktiikz]

i hope theres no blind people on the plane, they will be pretty pissed off :P

[fluffymole0913]

His northen english and his swedish accents are the funniest, its a shame he didnt do them... :(

[cowbaner]

oh good lord there are irish on me

[Xunkun]

There's a sign language signal for "Adolph Hitler" It contains what you'd expect.

[RoyalSongstress]

This is awesome! Glad to see AUSLAN and BSL are just as weird with their country signs. In American/Canadian Sign Language the sign for Ireland is 'potato, potato' and the sign for Australia is a kangaroo hopping.

I heart Adam Hills so much! Thanks for sharing!

[Smellness13]

His accents are so good lol this man is amazing at both comedy and accents lol XD

[dharmaseed]

@Smellness13 You should see 'Characterful' and 'Joymonger' if you haven't already. Adam likens his Scottish accent to 'Shrek shagging Billy Connolly.'

[whoseontrial]

I PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING AHAHAHAH

[KatieD771]

we've picked the dirty scum up and we've put him over there

[clitwize]

sounds like russell peters joke

[mtsuda713]

Russell Peters did a funnier version in his special Red, White and Brown, but it way more offensive.

Although this is hilarious too

[millie33433]

Love Adam Hills going an english accent :)

[danish93kat]

his english accent is hilarious :D

[DarkAngelTsukiUchiha]

@danish93kat Imagen him trying a cockney accent, that would be awsome

[danish93kat]

@DarkAngelTsukiUchiha indeed it would :p he's really good at accents!

[biancalouize]

why are you all repeating the joke? i just fucken heard it... bunch of twats.

[XxSunsetMelodyxX]

fuck you! fuck the lot of yas!

[goholden12345]

best comedian ever!! better then his BEN one from last years gala!!! "Fuck u! Fuck the lot of u!!"

[ToTeff]

'Fuck you, fuck the lot of ya's!'

Lol, ONLY in Australia is that a common enough utterance for it to be incorporated into the sign-language....XD

Aussie pride! We love you Adam!!!

[ePiCsCenEzZ]

LOL

'FUCK U FUCK THE LOT OF YA'S'

[verticalsmurf]

Love this bloke!

[RoughThief]

I think I'm gonna piss myself. Well, not really, but DAMN. The ending was just genius

[hitchhiker101010]

LOVE this. Ugh, Adam Hills is fab. Saw his Inflatable show in Edinburgh over the summer, he's got the best stage presence of any comic I've seen, completely comfortable with the audience and obviously having loads of fun :)

[skipskippy]

hahaha amazing new sketch! well done adam!!!!!

[agentmcgee834]

His British Accent is Awesome as

[MrMEETDUCK]

CLASSIC !!

[BeatlesStonesLove]

i make sure check if there's a deaf person of bored first because all they will get is

" Fuck you, Fuck the lot of ya's"

[EmyRulz300]

"england, lesbian. england, lesbian"...

i watched a whole hour and a half of this just to see adam hills at the end. awesome work. (:

[wibbers01]

"In case of emergency, fuck you, fuck the lot of you!!" Adam Hill's a legend!!

[sg1padawan]

@wibbers01 Hahaha. That was my favourite bit of the whole thing.

[Bad4kids]

@sg1padawan well it is the punch line so it damn well should be XD

[pr0gram1st]

@wibbers01 wait u mean fuck those who emigrate to australia ?? :( :(

[ISN1P3DI]

@wibbers01 hahahaha!!! i can't breath....that line is so funny HAHA XD

[ACheeseWheel]

@wibbers01 Thanks for just ruining the punch line before the video even started, cunt

[bookworm266]

He's just brilliant. Always cheers me up when I'm ill.

[MasterMaxD]

Where ya from?"

Fuck I need a microphone!

[Michaelmop]

@MasterMaxD Hahaha

[Apetite4Destruction]

"Oh dear lord, there seem to be Irish people on me". Hahah, this entire show was fantastic.

[mikkimoushkin]

aaaaaaah my gosh, i love adam. he's so great. :)

[misspratchettfan]

Bloody brilliant!!

[essendonFC4eva]

OMG he is SO funny. Best comedian EVER

[jamabar]

he is fucking funny