I'd just say "If you wanted it that bad you would have 1. brought a condom and 2. asked me to f*ck you.". No, actually I'd go red and freak out inside, but I wouldn't scream (or breathe). I really do wish that I'd be able to say that to him if he did flash his d*ck at me, but one day I actually may be able to do that. He'd be going for a gal his own age if he flashed me, FIN.
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............COCKPUNCH!!! YEAH BITCH I KILLED THEM WITH MY DICK
@kingdobbs1 Great now shut up you 12 year-old I'm watching FluffeeTalks,how about you get a life instead of being a troll because it's not your opinion that matters if someone ELSE watches a video and also this is mainly entertainment so just because whatever he's talking about is pointless or doesn't matter, it isn't necessarily "shit".
@kingdobbs1 HAHAHA YOUR NOT FUNNY FUCK YOU, you are the only one one on YouTube talking shit because nobody likes you asshole. Your the only one who needs to grow up, you think your all tough and bad because you curse, well to bad you're not. You are the biggest loser in the world, you spend your life and time on YouTube trolling, and you have no friends. Shut up and get off the video, and take your comments with you. Your making us all annoyed. And another thing DON"T BOTHER RESPONDING BACK.
lol on my first day of my current job, i knocked on this dudes door. he went to get his con edison bill and his fxcking MUSHROOM STICK was pointing at me like "Hi!"
when i was in the park with a guy a year older than me, we sat in this forrest area and he took out his dick and i was like ewwww and he put my hand on it and making my hand go up and down and i was very grossed out
something simaler happed to me, except i was walking home from the store...but you know same difference, except i'm 15 and he was like in his 30's. i was pretty pissed i didn't have my pepperspray. I am also rather paraniod when someone walks behind me in the store or outside. i didn't like, flip out like this lady though XD
"oh my god! a strange persons penis! i just wnna suck it and...slap it around n my mouth..." omg! tht was so fucking funny...i put tht on repeat like 8x i was weak XD...y did u say it like tht?
HAHA my ex (who btw is 16 as am I) just pierced his own dick and was going around showing his penis to all of my friends I didnt know what to say so I just started laughing at him lol he was so proud of himself so I am happy for him
dude the other day in my 9th grade english class the kid who sits next to me got dared to pull out his penis so he did and he got expelled lol it was great.
An 18-year-old man flashed his dick in a public mall too. His name's Michael Makhlouta and he did this after raping a 14-year-old girl. He got probation for both. It sickens me how the USA leaves pedophiles in the street.
about a month ago a guy tried to pick me and a friend up i started to run at his words and my friend stopped and said no thanks and then he jerked off to her she bolted past me but she froze for a moment with fear but we are okay now and she also had an earlier experience with a different guy who winked and stuff then went around the block and then he waved money like how f**king horrible those guys are and the apposed flasher we saw has done it to at least 4 more groups of kids like wow really
@thelonewolf997 i agree i was drinking coke and watching one of his vids and he said something realy funny and i ckoked on my coke and started laughing and then it all splerted out my nose all over my computer! oops!
id be like... nice jiz....
Gothikization 1 month ago
maybe he was just showing off how big it is ..... cus i was!!!!!
sirchickenman 2 months ago
I would laugh loud and hysterically for a few minutes....then first pump his dick....
wait...
kevoslilmama 2 months ago
if I were this woman I would laugh like
really loud
SovietHeavy 2 months ago
Woman: no thank you i dont want a tictac
koen7b 2 months ago
2:45 for CockPunch
furygoalbrtis39 2 months ago
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furygoalbrtis39 2 months ago
Everyone on the ground I got a dick!
darktooth347 2 months ago in playlist Liked
If I was the lady, I'd probaly crush it with a shoe!! Dick Smash!!!!
Eragon6720 3 months ago
laugh
kelliko70 3 months ago
I'd over react too cuz I've never had sex or seen a dick
xoxopuppies12xoxo 3 months ago
i wonder if it's possible to kill a person with a dick?!
MrTornado300 3 months ago
HAHAHA COCKPUNCH!
TheStormilover 3 months ago
3636 comments! oh look i ruined it
mintnuggies 3 months ago
hey what women wouldnt want to see a 14 year old penis. especially if she has a jar of mayonaise
spiffysuitguy365 3 months ago
awh, i was hoping to see yours =\
TheTotallyrandomXD 3 months ago
ive done that befor lol
suckmypetfishy 3 months ago
HIS PICK UP LINE WAS "Hey Whats up?"
blackwolf6733 3 months ago
i got a homless guy in my neighborr hood who walks down the road facing people peein on the side walk!!!
LoySisRoo 3 months ago
It just got bigger and bigger!!
DPiratedoody 3 months ago
Why do you scream if you see a penis?...
TotalKeisari 4 months ago
ah ah! oh im sorry i thought it was a snake, gahhhhhh XD
ImTheSupahNinja 4 months ago
Maybe she has Medorthophobia - the fear of an erect Penis.
rioluluver200 4 months ago 2
it would be funny if the lady was a guy with a deep voice and said strip down till the knee
jonatansanabria1 4 months ago
Tourettes Squirrel Says um......... TITTY SPRINKELS!!
Darkdeath628 4 months ago
I cant breath 1:14 xD LAMO!!!
ghostrider3911 4 months ago
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.... lol Strange but true!
MAA6988 4 months ago in playlist More videos from FLuffeeTalks
i bet the size of his dick is the size of the dislike bar...
IAmDakotaDieter 4 months ago
LOL COCKPUNCH! i should do tht to someone looks fun Lol i would be like hey show me your dick. . . Person: what.. ok ;D Me: COCK PUNCH!
xXxCOOKIEATERxXx 4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA...he tried to kill it but he couldn't it just kept growing BIGGER AND BIGGER!!
vladicamicanovic 4 months ago
Its called reddit. people show off everything! ROFL Humans will show anything and everything!
red dit. com/r/ penis
DarkMagus1985 4 months ago in playlist More videos from FLuffeeTalks
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......cockpunch!!"
msdyrdek7 4 months ago
AH AH AH! h im sorry i thought it was a snake. NOM NOM NOM
XxxilovePuppiesXxx 5 months ago
If He Flashed Me I would be like. DAMN BOY YOUR DICK IS BIG!
XxxilovePuppiesXxx 5 months ago
i laughed so hard i fell of my chair and then my dog sat on m face.....
RANDOMWICKED 5 months ago 8
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...*Cockpunch!*" LMAO!
MansonLove1988 5 months ago 2
hold 7 :D that is what you cant do after the cock punch
brawlfight 5 months ago
. . . hahahahaha
sasukeskittenkoneko 5 months ago
pause at 0:40
mrscuppercakers 5 months ago
hahahaha!!! urrrrrrrr cock punch
conzer55 5 months ago
"AAHAHAHA..oh im srr i thought it was a snake.. GOOOA'
puppydogs22 5 months ago
1:15*
Foryoubabeh 5 months ago
his scream at 1:17 :L!
Foryoubabeh 5 months ago
He sounds like Mr. Slave from south park at 0:52
LotsOfLyrics1002 5 months ago
I think I would develop some really elaborate plan, first I'd.... oh forget it, I'll just scream rape. Ya know... keep it simple.
hahamachine1 5 months ago
im guessing he was desscribing his dick
TopZombiePlayers 5 months ago
I'd beat the shit out of the little fucker.
itzmemaddy03 5 months ago
If i was her, id quick scope that dick.
SuperiorCoD 6 months ago
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i would suck the dick lol
ayzxfree 6 months ago
the reason I clicked on this video was because I thought he was gunna flash his own dick.
caseymacy20 6 months ago
Falcon cock punch!
RuckalltheFules 6 months ago
i thought it was a snakeee :)) bahaha
puallad420 6 months ago
press 7
billyvince124 6 months ago
@billyvince124 press 7 repeatedly
AxeltheSiexth 5 months ago
wat if that lady was a shemale and she pulled out her dick haha who's screaming now >:D
SUKmyBBC101 6 months ago
press 7 rapidley
5MrPurple 6 months ago 2
@5MrPurple win
xXeBaYsNiP3RXx 6 months ago
I'd just say "If you wanted it that bad you would have 1. brought a condom and 2. asked me to f*ck you.". No, actually I'd go red and freak out inside, but I wouldn't scream (or breathe). I really do wish that I'd be able to say that to him if he did flash his d*ck at me, but one day I actually may be able to do that. He'd be going for a gal his own age if he flashed me, FIN.
krislovesspoons3 6 months ago
i would have pulld out my dick to make him fedl bad cause mines 12in
IAM69INU 6 months ago
I would have pulled out my tit and said so what now? lol
Dansilverbabe 6 months ago 15
@Dansilverbabe you only have one boob? what if you have twins? OMG! jk
krislovesspoons3 6 months ago
Sound like everybody hates Chris
smallbeaverstudios 6 months ago
one time a sped ran in my class and screamed SUCK MY PENIS and then he climbed on a desk and jump desk to desk and fell face first it was funny
Cripl234 6 months ago
i was dick flashed in 3rd grade no joke lol the kids name was jackson haha it was the size of a fukken pencil eraiser xD!! poor kid will never fukk(:
skinnyjeanzzzfreakkk 6 months ago
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? COCKPUNCH!!
bvbforlife1 6 months ago
y would u sow ur shribbled dick to som senior when ur 14 i do it when im 18
DANTHEMAN567ify 6 months ago
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............COCKPUNCH!!! YEAH BITCH I KILLED THEM WITH MY DICK
MNKYER 6 months ago
Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh????!?!??COCK PUNCH
awesomeness00121 6 months ago
2:44 for COCKPUNCH!
furygoalbrtis39 6 months ago
id be like 'oh im sorry i thought that was snake' gulllaaahhhh. in ma mouth
MNSTRCooki 6 months ago
I'd just be like, o_e what the fuck is wrong with you dude? I don't have money! DAMN!
JefferyPanda123 6 months ago
I killed em with my dick! (:
MsXxXEmoPrincessXxX 6 months ago
my fran pulls his dick out in class infront of ppl. he ploped it out on a chicks keyboard. :/
tehbossman99 6 months ago
lmfao, your version of the lady's reaction to the police describing the monster xD damn, that's hilarious
SkweezMiNutz 6 months ago
lol at the end
wilesy1000 7 months ago 56
@wilesy1000 lmfao, right? It was the funniest shit
SkweezMiNutz 6 months ago
@SkweezMiNutz u got that right
wilesy1000 6 months ago
I think you drop some thing from your mouth my dick
2johnyking 7 months ago
6 inch flash lol
2johnyking 7 months ago
IT JUST GETS BIGGER AND BIGGER lol
halodude178 7 months ago 18
lol i love the tags xD 'yay comedy joke haha'
Raykushi 7 months ago
I killed them with my dick! :D
rutger438 7 months ago 3
I would do that too, I mean be histarical because I was sexually harrassed by a boy in my class, I would not like that to happen again
DiverseConverse 7 months ago
she was screaming because his dick was as small as the dislike bar
Proxyhell501 7 months ago
the ending made me roflmao
animefreak134XD 7 months ago
That happened to me in kindergarden during nap time...This boy just turned around and pulled it out and i was like O___O then i told my parents....
TotallyFabtablous121 7 months ago
WHAT DO YOU KNOW, THAT I DON'T KNOW!!!
JaderGater2 7 months ago
How come chicks can pick up dudes by being naked but guys can't pick up chicks like that. The world isn't fair!
p8qmshag 7 months ago
@p8qmshag because girls have sexier bodys, while guys have the dick sticking outta them
MissFashonista891 7 months ago
LOL STUPID PEOPLE TALKING SHIT ON YOUTUBE HAHAHAHAH GROW UP LOSERS LOL
kingdobbs1 7 months ago
@kingdobbs1 Great now shut up you 12 year-old I'm watching FluffeeTalks,how about you get a life instead of being a troll because it's not your opinion that matters if someone ELSE watches a video and also this is mainly entertainment so just because whatever he's talking about is pointless or doesn't matter, it isn't necessarily "shit".
zeebratiger 7 months ago
@kingdobbs1 HAHAHA YOUR NOT FUNNY FUCK YOU, you are the only one one on YouTube talking shit because nobody likes you asshole. Your the only one who needs to grow up, you think your all tough and bad because you curse, well to bad you're not. You are the biggest loser in the world, you spend your life and time on YouTube trolling, and you have no friends. Shut up and get off the video, and take your comments with you. Your making us all annoyed. And another thing DON"T BOTHER RESPONDING BACK.
TheInvincible1997 7 months ago
@kingdobbs1 LOL fucking loser dam some people just need to hit the bong a chill out fucking dum ass
kingdobbs1 7 months ago
Its funny cause' it is. Thumbs up this comment to Gain +50 Experience points and uhhhhhhhhhhhhm....Cockpunch!
TheArcanePower 7 months ago 117
@TheArcanePower luled at that, idk why.
AroraTheFurryWolf 7 months ago
what do you know that i dont know LOL she proply had a bad experience before with some dude
BrolySMASH 7 months ago
press 7 continousley.... what does it look like?
9ladies6man 7 months ago
I bet he scrimed EAT IT, BITCHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ninjaboy237 7 months ago
Oh I'm sorry I thought it was a snake - ROFL
RandomnessEatsMe 7 months ago
"he tried to strangle it, but it just kept getting bigger n bigger!" ROFL
ps3guy833 7 months ago
LMAO thats so funny how that woman overreacted just for lookin at a penis LOL
daniel5643v 7 months ago
Thumbs up if you know what this is supposed to mean :
0===8
:D
destinynight98 7 months ago
@destinynight98
8===D
YosuMura264 7 months ago
@YosuMura264
both work though. v_v
destinynight98 7 months ago
"Aaaah!! Aahh! Aaah! ... Oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was a snake. " :D
destinynight98 7 months ago
Press F13 for Hidden ending.
thumbs up if you looked at your keyboard.
Breymond7 7 months ago
@Breymond7 Loser.
TwistedWalruse 7 months ago
@TwistedWalruse you must have looked, Loser.
Breymond7 7 months ago
@Breymond7 Nope. You're just a thumb whore. Of course, I can't blame you, seeing as it's the only way you'll ever get some popularity.
TwistedWalruse 7 months ago
@TwistedWalruse First of all, I not fucking girl, second, GO FUCK YOUR SELF. BLOCKED BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Breymond7 7 months ago
@Breymond7 Right. I couldn't understand that, could you speak in some other language beside Retard?
TwistedWalruse 7 months ago
@TwistedWalruse FUCK YOU BITCH!
Breymond7 7 months ago
lol on my first day of my current job, i knocked on this dudes door. he went to get his con edison bill and his fxcking MUSHROOM STICK was pointing at me like "Hi!"
kimmyangel109 7 months ago
press 4 and 7 over and over :)
ultimatebloonz2 7 months ago
i would yell '' what are you doing??'' so that everyone in the bus would turn and see.
sssSaramikeyzzz 7 months ago
um, if everyone died wouldn't the boy be dead too?
YaoiGirlKitten 7 months ago
when i was in the park with a guy a year older than me, we sat in this forrest area and he took out his dick and i was like ewwww and he put my hand on it and making my hand go up and down and i was very grossed out
mandiloveschewbaca 7 months ago
something simaler happed to me, except i was walking home from the store...but you know same difference, except i'm 15 and he was like in his 30's. i was pretty pissed i didn't have my pepperspray. I am also rather paraniod when someone walks behind me in the store or outside. i didn't like, flip out like this lady though XD
flipflop10150 7 months ago
Something similar happened to my cousin.
My cousin's response was to burst out laughing.
AkwardMomentsXD37 7 months ago
OMG LOL PRESS 4263574213641562 OH SO FUNNY LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
michael2666 7 months ago
thumbs up for 3:30
AlphonseLuverNumber1 7 months ago
What do thease people mean by press 2 or 7
2SoonRide 7 months ago
"oh my god! a strange persons penis! i just wnna suck it and...slap it around n my mouth..." omg! tht was so fucking funny...i put tht on repeat like 8x i was weak XD...y did u say it like tht?
saide111 7 months ago
press 7. FLuffee's masturbating ;DD
Ravenn124 7 months ago in playlist My Favorite Fluffee videos
LOL press 2 over and over.....HILARIOUS
UGli3s 7 months ago
Ur desribing is awesome !
moritzpbbarvencik 8 months ago
press 4 and 7 its reallyy funny
ilovekt99 8 months ago
press 5 over and over, nigg* face, p.s im really anti racist
JohnnyGonzalez007 8 months ago
Hold 7 for FLuffee Masturbates lol.
2ndflare54 8 months ago
Press 4 over and over. :D
Thegamerguy101 8 months ago
when you say slap it around in my mouth u should make a video talking like that lol
lovesgirlz1 8 months ago
Pause and press 10
Nubs4TheWin 8 months ago
aha... what 14 year old would do that? they are kuckin 14 man! what the hell!!!
maniakoule 8 months ago
HAHA my ex (who btw is 16 as am I) just pierced his own dick and was going around showing his penis to all of my friends I didnt know what to say so I just started laughing at him lol he was so proud of himself so I am happy for him
Cowgirl4christ1 8 months ago
@Cowgirl4christ1
The fact that your screenname is Cowgirl4christ just makes your comment all the more magical.
SolidusSnacks 8 months ago
ROFLMAO UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......COCKPUNCH :P!!!
liyah981 8 months ago
dude the other day in my 9th grade english class the kid who sits next to me got dared to pull out his penis so he did and he got expelled lol it was great.
xobrightlightsxo 8 months ago
lol press two over and over :D
halka316 8 months ago
lol
waterbuffalo38 8 months ago
the women was like, what am i looking at? lol
Gordingracht 8 months ago
press pause and the press 7
deathamongus1 8 months ago
pussy.......... thats nasty
hellyeahirule 8 months ago
i did NOT need to hear that description of a dick
tigerlover4242 8 months ago
@tigerlover4242 that actually sounds like something a small kid would say. xD
MewtwosLittleOne 8 months ago
Dickaphobia
eatought 8 months ago
1:15
MegsSoMagical 8 months ago
press 3 to see fluffee nom nom nommin' and 2 to see him masturbate :D
DnBTechnoMusic 8 months ago
COCK PUNCH!!!! i LAUGHED SO HARD!!
WhoIsGonnaSaveYou 9 months ago 3
KEEP PRESSING 7 TO SEE FLUFFEE MASTURBATE.... awkward.
shainhanson 9 months ago 3
Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahh oh I'm sorry I thought it was a snake .. o.O lmfao yu got me tearinq FLuffee
thesexychick1818 9 months ago
press 2 for funny face
MrQueso6191 9 months ago
Pause at 0:21 =)))) that's funny:))))
dregeorgedre 9 months ago
this gay boy with no abs flash me and i threw up
numpagra 9 months ago
An 18-year-old man flashed his dick in a public mall too. His name's Michael Makhlouta and he did this after raping a 14-year-old girl. He got probation for both. It sickens me how the USA leaves pedophiles in the street.
TheDownsideOfAnger 9 months ago
or maybe shes a dyke
420chronicdank420 9 months ago
lol i would have been like hey!! party time!!!
pepperbunny14 9 months ago
if i were the woman, i would stood up and kicked the boy so hard in the groin, that he'll lose the dick!!
30SecondsToMars11111 9 months ago
Cockpunch hahahahahahahahahahaha funny shit
browneyesheaven 9 months ago
press 7 a lot for jerk-off
The3rdOpinion 9 months ago
AHAHAHA IS SOOO SMALLL.....-cuts it off and shoves it in his nose-
MagikPandaz 10 months ago
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... COCKPUNCH! :D
Candice1113 10 months ago 76
Id be all wat the hell iz ur problem!?!? Get gay with someone else! Rock on FLuffee!
redsoxrubberchickens 10 months ago 3
I woul've just laughed if he had flashed me.
alexsisrox112233 10 months ago
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh COCKPUNCH!
chris2dbone 10 months ago 3
id just punch him in the face... O.o
FunkySelenaDemiLover 10 months ago
She probably thought she was going to get raped
Nicholasdude187 10 months ago 3
about a month ago a guy tried to pick me and a friend up i started to run at his words and my friend stopped and said no thanks and then he jerked off to her she bolted past me but she froze for a moment with fear but we are okay now and she also had an earlier experience with a different guy who winked and stuff then went around the block and then he waved money like how f**king horrible those guys are and the apposed flasher we saw has done it to at least 4 more groups of kids like wow really
alloreo9 10 months ago
i'd ask to compare ;p jks jks, i wudn't do that..
i'd force him to compare O.O
mtrenchandeminem 10 months ago
when u screamed it made me choke on my mac n' cheese! friendly note to everyone: don't eat or drink anything while watching fluffee
thelonewolf997 10 months ago 22
@thelonewolf997 i agree i was drinking coke and watching one of his vids and he said something realy funny and i ckoked on my coke and started laughing and then it all splerted out my nose all over my computer! oops!
libzzz2000 10 months ago
@thelonewolf997 i watched this while drinking soda and then i read your coment i spit soda all over the floor
texter247365 7 months ago
@thelonewolf997 i agree, i was eating ice cream what he yelled "cockpunch" and i spat it all over the screen laughing
TasteForDisaster 7 months ago
@thelonewolf997 good advice i'll stop
queendaisytimpani 7 months ago
i liked the fight u made haha
MCCalvinho 10 months ago
kicked him in the crotch so it flopped up and he pisse himsef in the face
Codawinx 10 months ago
if somebody flashed their dick to me id probly just punch them in the face and move to a far away seat.... unless it was my boyfrend lol
ilovespraypaint 10 months ago 4
hahahahahahaha uuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cockpunch!
cenaluvr30 10 months ago
what do u know that i don't know!!! lmfao XD
sunnyinphillyfan1 10 months ago
OMG...that thing is tiny
LUVable1500 10 months ago
if i was flashed i wud be like"OMG....that thing is tiny"and just walk away with a straight face.
LUVable1500 10 months ago
I would be like : FUck ! its a penis!!!
fantasyfan12341234 10 months ago
That lady needs a cockblocker.
J3dininja101 10 months ago
i would suck it 0.0
loveylady0 10 months ago