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  • id be like... nice jiz....

  • maybe he was just showing off how big it is ..... cus i was!!!!!

    

  • I would laugh loud and hysterically for a few minutes....then first pump his dick....

    wait...

  • if I were this woman I would laugh like

    really loud

  • Woman: no thank you i dont want a tictac

  • 2:45 for CockPunch

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  • Everyone on the ground I got a dick!

  • If I was the lady, I'd probaly crush it with a shoe!! Dick Smash!!!!

  • laugh

  • I'd over react too cuz I've never had sex or seen a dick

  • i wonder if it's possible to kill a person with a dick?!

  • HAHAHA COCKPUNCH!

    

  • 3636 comments! oh look i ruined it

  • hey what women wouldnt want to see a 14 year old penis. especially if she has a jar of mayonaise

  • awh, i was hoping to see yours =\

  • ive done that befor lol

  • HIS PICK UP LINE WAS "Hey Whats up?"

  • i got a homless guy in my neighborr hood who walks down the road facing people peein on the side walk!!!

  • It just got bigger and bigger!!

  • Why do you scream if you see a penis?...

  • ah ah! oh im sorry i thought it was a snake, gahhhhhh XD

  • Maybe she has Medorthophobia - the fear of an erect Penis.

  • it would be funny if the lady was a guy with a deep voice and said strip down till the knee

  • Tourettes Squirrel Says um......... TITTY SPRINKELS!!

  • I cant breath 1:14 xD LAMO!!!

  • Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.... lol Strange but true!

  • i bet the size of his dick is the size of the dislike bar...

  • LOL COCKPUNCH! i should do tht to someone looks fun Lol i would be like hey show me your dick. . . Person: what.. ok ;D Me: COCK PUNCH!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA...he tried to kill it but he couldn't it just kept growing BIGGER AND BIGGER!!

  • Its called reddit. people show off everything! ROFL Humans will show anything and everything!

    red dit. com/r/ penis

  • "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hh......cockpunch!!"

  • AH AH AH! h im sorry i thought it was a snake. NOM NOM NOM

  • If He Flashed Me I would be like. DAMN BOY YOUR DICK IS BIG!

  • i laughed so hard i fell of my chair and then my dog sat on m face.....

  • "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hh...*Cockpunch!*" LMAO!

  • hold 7 :D that is what  you cant do after the cock punch

  • . . . hahahahaha

  • pause at 0:40

  • hahahaha!!! urrrrrrrr cock punch

  • "AAHAHAHA..oh im srr i thought it was a snake.. GOOOA'

  • 1:15*

  • his scream at 1:17 :L!

  • He sounds like Mr. Slave from south park at 0:52

  • I think I would develop some really elaborate plan, first I'd.... oh forget it, I'll just scream rape. Ya know... keep it simple.

  • im guessing he was desscribing his dick

  • I'd beat the shit out of the little fucker.

  • If i was her, id quick scope that dick.

  • the reason I clicked on this video was because I thought he was gunna flash his own dick.

  • Falcon cock punch!

  • i thought it was a snakeee :)) bahaha

  • press 7

  • @billyvince124 press 7 repeatedly

  • wat if that lady was a shemale and she pulled out her dick haha who's screaming now >:D

  • press 7 rapidley

  • @5MrPurple win

  • I'd just say "If you wanted it that bad you would have 1. brought a condom and 2. asked me to f*ck you.". No, actually I'd go red and freak out inside, but I wouldn't scream (or breathe). I really do wish that I'd be able to say that to him if he did flash his d*ck at me, but one day I actually may be able to do that. He'd be going for a gal his own age if he flashed me, FIN.

  • i would have pulld out my dick to make him fedl bad cause mines 12in

  • I would have pulled out my tit and said so what now?  lol

  • @Dansilverbabe you only have one boob? what if you have twins? OMG! jk

  • Sound like everybody hates Chris

  • one time a sped ran in my class and screamed SUCK MY PENIS and then he climbed on a desk and jump desk to desk and fell face first it was funny

  • i was dick flashed in 3rd grade no joke lol the kids name was jackson haha it was the size of a fukken pencil eraiser xD!! poor kid will never fukk(:

  • uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhh? COCKPUNCH!!

  • y would u sow ur shribbled dick to som senior when ur 14 i do it when im 18

  • uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhh.............COCKPUNC­H!!! YEAH BITCH I KILLED THEM WITH MY DICK

  • Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh????!?!??­COCK PUNCH

  • 2:44 for COCKPUNCH!

  • id be like 'oh im sorry i thought that was snake' gulllaaahhhh. in ma mouth

  • I'd just be like, o_e what the fuck is wrong with you dude? I don't have money! DAMN!

  • I killed em with my dick! (:

  • my fran pulls his dick out in class infront of ppl. he ploped it out on a chicks keyboard. :/

  • lmfao, your version of the lady's reaction to the police describing the monster xD damn, that's hilarious

  • lol at the end

  • @wilesy1000 lmfao, right? It was the funniest shit

  • @SkweezMiNutz u got that right

  • I think you drop some thing from your mouth my dick

  • 6 inch flash lol

  • IT JUST GETS BIGGER AND BIGGER lol

  • lol i love the tags xD 'yay comedy joke haha'

  • I killed them with my dick! :D

  • I would do that too, I mean be histarical because I was sexually harrassed by a boy in my class, I would not like that to happen again

  • she was screaming because his dick was as small as the dislike bar

  • the ending made me roflmao

  • That happened to me in kindergarden during nap time...This boy just turned around and pulled it out and i was like O___O then i told my parents....

  • WHAT DO YOU KNOW, THAT I DON'T KNOW!!!

  • How come chicks can pick up dudes by being naked but guys can't pick up chicks like that. The world isn't fair!

  • @p8qmshag because girls have sexier bodys, while guys have the dick sticking outta them

  • LOL STUPID PEOPLE TALKING SHIT ON YOUTUBE HAHAHAHAH GROW UP LOSERS LOL

  • @kingdobbs1 Great now shut up you 12 year-old I'm watching FluffeeTalks,how about you get a life instead of being a troll because it's not your opinion that matters if someone ELSE watches a video and also this is mainly entertainment so just because whatever he's talking about is pointless or doesn't matter, it isn't necessarily "shit".

  • @kingdobbs1 HAHAHA YOUR NOT FUNNY FUCK YOU, you are the only one one on YouTube talking shit because nobody likes you asshole. Your the only one who needs to grow up, you think your all tough and bad because you curse, well to bad you're not. You are the biggest loser in the world, you spend your life and time on YouTube trolling, and you have no friends. Shut up and get off the video, and take your comments with you. Your making us all annoyed. And another thing DON"T BOTHER RESPONDING BACK.

  • @kingdobbs1 LOL fucking loser dam some people just need to hit the bong a chill out fucking dum ass

  • Its funny cause' it is. Thumbs up this comment to Gain +50 Experience points and uhhhhhhhhhhhhm....Cockpunch!

  • @TheArcanePower luled at that, idk why.

  • what do you know that i dont know LOL she proply had a bad experience before with some dude

  • press 7 continousley.... what does it look like?

  • I bet he scrimed EAT IT, BITCHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • Oh I'm sorry I thought it was a snake - ROFL

  • "he tried to strangle it, but it just kept getting bigger n bigger!" ROFL

  • LMAO thats so funny how that woman overreacted just for lookin at a penis LOL

  • Thumbs up if you know what this is supposed to mean :

    0===8

    :D

  • @destinynight98

    8===D

  • @YosuMura264

    both work though. v_v

  • "Aaaah!! Aahh! Aaah! ... Oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was a snake. " :D

  • Press F13 for Hidden ending.

    thumbs up if you looked at your keyboard.

  • @Breymond7 Loser.

  • @TwistedWalruse you must have looked, Loser.

  • @Breymond7 Nope. You're just a thumb whore. Of course, I can't blame you, seeing as it's the only way you'll ever get some popularity.

  • @TwistedWalruse First of all, I not fucking girl, second, GO FUCK YOUR SELF. BLOCKED BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Breymond7 Right. I couldn't understand that, could you speak in some other language beside Retard?

  • @TwistedWalruse FUCK YOU BITCH!

  • lol on my first day of my current job, i knocked on this dudes door. he went to get his con edison bill and his fxcking MUSHROOM STICK was pointing at me like "Hi!"

  • press 4 and 7 over and over :)

  • i would yell '' what are you doing??'' so that everyone in the bus would turn and see.

  • um, if everyone died wouldn't the boy be dead too?

  • when i was in the park with a guy a year older than me, we sat in this forrest area and he took out his dick and i was like ewwww and he put my hand on it and making my hand go up and down and i was very grossed out

  • something simaler happed to me, except i was walking home from the store...but you know same difference, except i'm 15 and he was like in his 30's. i was pretty pissed i didn't have my pepperspray. I am also rather paraniod when someone walks behind me in the store or outside. i didn't like, flip out like this lady though XD

  • Something similar happened to my cousin.

    My cousin's response was to burst out laughing.

  • OMG LOL PRESS 4263574213641562 OH SO FUNNY LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

  • thumbs up for 3:30

  • What do thease people mean by press 2 or 7

  • "oh my god! a strange persons penis! i just wnna suck it and...slap it around n my mouth..." omg! tht was so fucking funny...i put tht on repeat like 8x i was weak XD...y did u say it like tht?

  • press 7. FLuffee's masturbating ;DD

  • LOL press 2 over and over.....HILARIOUS

  • Ur desribing is awesome ! 

  • press 4 and 7 its reallyy funny

  • press 5 over and over, nigg* face, p.s im really anti racist

  • Hold 7 for FLuffee Masturbates lol.

  • Press 4 over and over. :D

  • when you say slap it around in my mouth u should make a video talking like that lol

  • Pause and press 10

  • aha... what 14 year old would do that? they are kuckin 14 man! what the hell!!!

  • HAHA my ex (who btw is 16 as am I) just pierced his own dick and was going around showing his penis to all of my friends I didnt know what to say so I just started laughing at him lol he was so proud of himself so I am happy for him

  • @Cowgirl4christ1

    The fact that your screenname is Cowgirl4christ just makes your comment all the more magical.

  • ROFLMAO UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......CO­CKPUNCH :P!!!

  • dude the other day in my 9th grade english class the kid who sits next to me got dared to pull out his penis so he did and he got expelled lol it was great.

  • lol press two over and over :D

  • lol

    

  • the women was like, what am i looking at? lol

  • press pause and the press 7 

  • pussy.......... thats nasty

  • i did NOT need to hear that description of a dick

  • @tigerlover4242 that actually sounds like something a small kid would say. xD

  • Dickaphobia

  • 1:15

  • press 3 to see fluffee nom nom nommin' and 2 to see him masturbate :D

  • COCK PUNCH!!!! i LAUGHED SO HARD!!

  • KEEP PRESSING 7 TO SEE FLUFFEE MASTURBATE.... awkward.

  • Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahh oh I'm sorry I thought it was a snake .. o.O lmfao yu got me tearinq FLuffee

  • press 2 for funny face

  • Pause at 0:21 =)))) that's funny:))))

  • this gay boy with no abs flash me and i threw up

  • An 18-year-old man flashed his dick in a public mall too. His name's Michael Makhlouta and he did this after raping a 14-year-old girl. He got probation for both. It sickens me how the USA leaves pedophiles in the street.

  • or maybe shes a dyke

  • lol i would have been like hey!! party time!!!

  • if i were the woman, i would stood up and kicked the boy so hard in the groin, that he'll lose the dick!!

  • Cockpunch hahahahahahahahahahaha funny shit

  • press 7 a lot for jerk-off

  • AHAHAHA IS SOOO SMALLL.....-cuts it off and shoves it in his nose-

  • uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... COCKPUNCH! :D

  • Id be all wat the hell iz ur problem!?!? Get gay with someone else! Rock on FLuffee!

  • I woul've just laughed if he had flashed me.

  • uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh COCKPUNCH!

  • id just punch him in the face... O.o

  • She probably thought she was going to get raped

  • about a month ago a guy tried to pick me and a friend up i started to run at his words and my friend stopped and said no thanks and then he jerked off to her she bolted past me but she froze for a moment with fear but we are okay now and she also had an earlier experience with a different guy who winked and stuff then went around the block and then he waved money like how f**king horrible those guys are and the apposed flasher we saw has done it to at least 4 more groups of kids like wow really

  • i'd ask to compare ;p jks jks, i wudn't do that..

    i'd force him to compare O.O

  • when u screamed it made me choke on my mac n' cheese! friendly note to everyone: don't eat or drink anything while watching fluffee

  • @thelonewolf997 i agree i was drinking coke and watching one of his vids and he said something realy funny and i ckoked on my coke and started laughing and then it all splerted out my nose all over my computer! oops!

  • @thelonewolf997 i watched this while drinking soda and then i read your coment i spit soda all over the floor

  • @thelonewolf997 i agree, i was eating ice cream what he yelled "cockpunch" and i spat it all over the screen laughing

  • @thelonewolf997 good advice i'll stop

  • i liked the fight u made haha

  • kicked him in the crotch so it flopped up and he pisse himsef in the face

  • if somebody flashed their dick to me id probly just punch them in the face and move to a far away seat.... unless it was my boyfrend lol

  • hahahahahahaha uuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cockpunch!

  • what do u know that i don't know!!! lmfao XD

  • OMG...that thing is tiny

  • if i was flashed i wud be like"OMG....that thing is tiny"and just walk away with a straight face.

  • I would be like : FUck ! its a penis!!!

  • That lady needs a cockblocker.

  • i would suck it 0.0