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  • *surprising

  • bowling is hard..

  • obama is like the best president everrrrr. xoxo (typical obama fan)

  • Wow, I normally bowl higher than 39, and im 14!

  • I thought no. 1 would be that he was born in the US

  • If Obama really wanted to get an endorsement from a horse, he should have asked John Kerry.

  • Even I can bowl more than 39!!!

  • @PhilipTheBigOne

    Lucky. I bowled a 28. :) over 50% gutterballs on the sheet lol.

  • BUCK OFAMA

  • Obama= lots of bs promises no delivery. Still in a war, still in financial pickle, now involved in a new war in Africa (Libya), and stuck in proto-socialistic waves...dealing also with a bunch of dinosaurs called Republicans. This president has done nothing other than damage the chances of another well spoken president to win favor on the basis of his linguistic qualiteis.

  • doesn't deserve to be president

  • Misspelled their title.

  • bowled a 39? i would cry lol that sucks

  • Lol in south bend indiana?

  • Dear God people, SHUT UP about the teleprompter. I'll admit he probably should have memorized this, if it's so damn easy to memorize all those speechs, why don't you fucking do it?

  • letterman is a liberal moron x10

  • I'M BAOZENG AND I APPROVE THIS VIDEO

  • "Surprsing " is written in the title... just thought id let ya know.

  • I really like #8. That one was pretty funny.

  • Are these lists supposed to be funny?

  • @alexjohnc3 certainly funnier than your lame ass attempt at humor.

  • @AntnyDsmn No wonder you think this is funny. I wasn't even making a joke, and you thought I was attempting to be humorous. Sad.

  • haha, hilarious list, number six is the best

  • lololololol

  • Should be titled "Top Ten Bullshit Tactics to distract the people's attention from issues THAT REALLY MATTER"

    Seriously people, wake up. The only purpose of this sort of parading is to appeal to your emotions and elicit an "oh! this guy seems to have a sense of humor! I'll vote for him" response.

    They are all puppets in a popularity contest--not a political one.

    If you want change and a politician with INTEGRITY, vote RON PAUL.

  • @Algidcomedy gsadwymbahaydjoap.

    "Go suck a dick while your mom blows a horse and your dad jerks off a paraplegic"

    See? I like abbreviations, too.

  • @TheReptilianBrain who the fuck is ron paul? (attention, sarcasm)

  • What's SURPRISING is that they spelled "Surprising" wrong in the title.

  • alright, no. 8 is the only one that made me lol.....what the hell, david?

  • He is such a nerd, but he embraces it, and that is what counts towards me liking him.

  • HAHAHA EVERYBODY VOTE EVERYBODY LAUGH  EVERYBODY ????????LAUGHINGG?????? HA HA HA

  • It's funny too how letterman still called him 'Barrack' back then. Imagine him doing that now.

  • The only thing funny about your president is that he has learned nothing about the socialist mistakes of Europe. Hopefully the EU bails you guys out if we don't go under first!

  • @lbz900 The sad thing is, both parties seem to want to spend our way out of trouble since 1980. I don't know who to vote for anymore, sniff, sniff.

  • Voted Barackiest? LOL

  • heh..to all people bashing america..i got no love for it either and i live here...but really? we bash ourselves enough, its not ALL our people that are idiots, it's the majority that get on the news and make asses of us..for chrissakes you cant use sara palin as the representative of how american women act..you can't use a sitcom as a representative of how american people act...fuck off, seriously

  • @synyst3rrev not our fault

    those fellow countrymen of yours make a fine point to shove it down our throats that they are the true representatives of the true america in all its glory

    seriously, we would be more willing to accept that there are intelligent americans out there, if the stupid ones dont keep getting in out faces

  • @CaptainFluffy6644 that's the whole problem..the dumbest people cry the loudest while the smarter ones just look at em and go "ohhhh aren't they havin' fuuuun"

  • I'm no American, but this guy pronounces "surprsing" strange.

  • I haven't slept since October either...of '08!

  • this is america.

    where the president of the united states is nothing but a marionette.

    commenting about paula abdul and heidi montag in an unfunny tv show....cmon barack you cant be serious.

    wheres your dignity?

  • "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin

  • wow he looks a lot younger and less stressed before he was president.

  • Number 8

  • This is stupid.

  • This is funny... shows you what he's focused on, eh?

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  • @Marofifi more powerful and active government does NOT mean tyranny,it depends on what the government does with its power.

    giving healthcare to the poor isnt tyranny, tapping peoples phones is. giving food to the hungry isnt tyranny, killing for oil is. giving hope to people looking for a new home isnt tyranny, closing the border in a country that was founded by immigrants is tyranny.

  • Lots of the things that you've mentioned are not the responsibility of the government. The government is not a charity to hand out nice things to everyone for free. They are responsible for maintaining law and safety. Taking wealth and redistributing it is called communism. What so many people seem to ignore is that anything the government buys the people pay for. Our government is in debt and they just keep spending more. First they need to balance the books and get out of debt. AKA SPEND LESS!

  • @Me4900 And, we as the people should not let the government rule us. We should not let the government scare us, but the government fear us. It is the governments job only to create, and enforce just laws. We are allowing the government to control our lives and we need to tell politicians to stop or we will end up like Soviet Russian at the beginning of World War 2. And do as Me4900 said. SPEND LESS!

  • #1 He's a commie and standard NBC contracts include stipulations to lick his balls!!!

  • Anyone else notice it says Suprsing (spelling fail) in the title. :) nice one CBS.

  • CBS actually removed number 1 before airing the edited version The original number one was this. Number 1 " I am the biggest liar history has ever seen"

  • @Sims3101lover he doesn't need to advertise that. we know. ;)

  • At least he TRIED to be funny.

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  • This and his fails on the teleprompter are the only two times I have seen the human in this man. This video is hilarious!

  • I've loved dave for the longest but have to say he sold out on this one, kinda neat and all but if Obama wasn't reading those I know they would of been way better

  • Hey, I don't like Obama that much, but I'll give him credit: he's up on popular culture and he's pretty funny.

  • @VolvonDoom it wasnt improvisation. he read a card, probably had no idea what they said before he sat in that chair

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  • Does anyone else find it kind of dumb that most, MOST, Americans just want to make fun of our political leader just to have fun? I understand saying that about like, example, Miley Cyrus, but when we say that to a political leader, the person who represents our country for a period of time, then aren't we representing to the rest of the world that we don't like our leader? And I get that Presidents do some things that piss us off, but we're only human you know....

  • gay

  • JFK was an exceptional president due to the patriotic fervor put into his speeches, in part. If you notice, the current President and the past presidents seem to only compliment the American people and say what the government tries to do to help them.

    That's not that same as "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." Patriotism (and nationalism, despite being the scum it is) and being a part of the process is more powerful than compliments or promises.

  • @nafaidni Amen to that!

  • @nafaidni JFK was the best president we have ever had. Read profiles in courage. That why the power mongers took him away from us.

  • I'm surprised that number 1 wasn't something related to his middle name.

  • I kinda expected #1 to be: I'm really black. xD

  • What an idiot!

  • god that was funny paula is a bitch.

  • I just think its dumb that people freak out and think the worlds going to end when someone comes into office they do not like. He is going to be president for the next 3 years and just accept that even if he does good things in office you horrible people only try to think about the negative things he might have done. its pointless and you should support who ever becomes president and give them your respect! and this is coming from a 15 year old times are changing accept the changes

  • @pdlsuper7 Alright, first off, you're 15, you don't know what you're talking about. This is America. We are free to disrespect whoever we damn well please. Disrespect is the only way to judge how high up people really are. Take Michael Jackson, for instance. We made jokes about him, parodies of him, insulted him, and downright hated his guts until the day he died, and even made more jokes about him after that. This shows he was an incredibly famous and powerful man with tons of adoring fans.

  • @DROPilot so are you saying just because im a kid i dont know what im talking about? plus what you said isnt even the point of my message i dont care if you disrespect him who really cares but its not going to do anything for anyone it just makes you look dumb, and no we did not make jokes about him mabye you did but im not that low i dont make fun of people, i didnt even know the guy personally you didnt either. its pretty low that your even arguing with a 15 year old.

  • @pdlsuper7 Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. If it's not your age, then it's because you're just stupid.And it had everything to do with your message. Times aren't changing, we hate whoever is in office for any reason we can find. That's how it works, nothing is changing, nothing ever will. Get with the picture, grow the fuck up, and start hating his black ass with the rest of us. And I'm not arguing wigth a 15 year old, I'm teaching him the most important thing he will ever need to know

  • @DROPilot as i said i dont know you you dont know me and im nt stupid thats a de meaning work im in all honors and 2 ap classes thank you. ive seen your videos doesnt look like you have too much sense. look around times are changing a lot of people would agree with me. your not teaching me anything your not even at the legal drinking age limit. i just dont understand what is it you are teaching me? to hate? to hold hatred towards someone i dont even know? how dare you! u ungrateful bastard

  • @pdlsuper7 dam you go girl lol

  • The people who are best suited for the position are too smart to run.

  • I just dont support a man who sees no wrong in killing millions of babies a year

  • "Change is coming to America".

    I think I blinked and missed it. Or has it not come yet? Everything seems the same to me.

  • Bush never had the balls 2 do this

  • what a tool.

  • This video is proof that late night tv is dead. Fire your writers and put something funny on the air.

  • I loved Clinton and Obama is pretty up there as well. The Obama-haters all say the same old crap that has been rebuked over and over again. Are your heads still stuck up your asses? /sigh

    Broken promises? Like what? You think it's easy being the president of a nation with the greatest debt on Earth, who took up the responsibilities of your last 'great' president Bush Jr? It's amazing how you dimwits continue to bash Obama, who is TRYING to put the nation back together again. /sigh

  • i like 1, 2 nd 8 hahaha

  • 11) He'll break every promise he makes to you, the American people.

  • i liked 2, 5 , and 8. LOL

  • The International Olympic Committee stunned the world this morning when they awarded U.S. President Barack Obama a gold medal for Mens Skiing.

    When asked how this could be, considering that President Obama has never skied nor competed in the Olympic games, an IOC spokesman justified the decision by stating Barack Obama is going downhill faster than anyone this year.

  • if U want to see a great modern example of a politician w/tremendous integrity then look into the career of Dennis KUCINICH. It's possible that the term politician has been too tainted to use for some one who works so hard to do the most good for the most people.If so, then I would call him a public servant BUT he understands politics so well & is so deeply involved that I do call him a politician & he redeems the term. I haven't looked close enough at Ron Paul but he looks like he has integrity

  • @godhelpme2009 Hey my friend, check out my profile for some good videos of Ron Paul! Ron Paul, and Dennis Kucinich are great friends, both speak plenty truth.

  • Wow, Obama's delivery sounds almost like he's reading the material off of a teleprompter for the first time. My goodness, look how far he hasn't come.

  • @morrieg

    You try being President. :B

  • ye.. it does ;)

  • this was way before he was even president! [;

  • this was way before the election

  • coming from somebody named sticky shrooms?! sorry if no one takes u seriously..

  • its my Xbox gamertag and PSN ID put together..

    sounds better than your lame shit.

  • i'm sure it does.. ;)

  • as much as I dont care for Obama.. his wife pisses me off more.. when her husband won the presidency she had the audasity to say ' This is the first time I am proud of my country and of being American " fuck you michelle.. still pissed off by that.. Obama may not be a communist but he seems to inspire to it.. definitely a socialist.

  • I doesn't matter who the President is... people will always hate the person in the position.

  • so sad and true :(

  • @walkerscranger  we didnt hate jfk!

  • @forgoteness2 Ummm someone did... they killed him!

  • @walkerscranger yea, our govt hated him, so they killed him and blamed someone else

  • @futbolfever90 Yeah its been like 47 years and they still won't admit there were multiple shots. And that majic bullet thing really takes the cake.

  • @forgoteness2  the protestants didn't care for JFK

  • @walkerscranger Regan... must i say anything else?

  • @afroebob atleast Regan stopped the drugs and shit from getting into America, after he died all the shit he's done disappeared and went to hell

  • @YourGuardianSoldier

    Reagan stopped drugs from getting into America?

  • @YourGuardianSoldier The national debt tripled under his watch. Spend, spend, spend, that's the answer!

  • @afroebob I agree with you!  Thank god we had President Regan!

    (Who could argue?)

  • @afroebob plenty of people hated him 2

  • @walkerscranger if the president does a good job people don't hate.. what a stupid statement. when clinton ( democrat), had the surplus as president, the house and the senate was run by republicans.

  • @walkerscranger  yes but we hate obama more......

  • @walkerscranger

    President Obama,

    Lots, and lots more of us have been proud to have voted for you. But, where are you?

    Please walk in your footsteps..

  • I am not fooled by his charm.

  • @Tralman1965 what charm?

  • how is he communist???

  • Please don't spark a political debate in the comments....

  • he isnt communist tho

  • I know, but in a country in which Americans pay a water bill and buy bottled water, people can beleive some of the craziest shit; bashing a president is half of this country's biggest pastimes, right or left wingers depending on who's elected. They're all morons in their own unique and nauseating way.

  • lol

  • @Schragmeister are you bagging on the citizens of America by them showing FACTS about the person in position (which is wrong) and completely negating the fact that this "president" is driving us into the ground?

  • @tyedawg14 There are no facts in politics, left or right side. None. Every time someone new is elected, half the country flips the FUCK OUT.

    Left or right wingers, I don't care. Obama was elected, so Obama's fucking up everything, isn't he? Bush was elected, and he's fucking up everything, right? Clinton was elected! Look at those taxes! This country is doomed!! Reagan's war on drugs will never work! This country's finished!!

    People will freak if their guy ain't in the White House. Always.

  • @Schragmeister bottled water is good!

  • @Blavits yeah and want the other guy in which all hes doing right now is badgering the democrats on the smallest things

    Also hes anti-VG, and I as a gamer will not tolerate them.

  • @Sever... what?

  • lol

  • hmmm actually i think hes Been sleeping since october......

  • @onetwopussies maybe but you will be nothing but white thrash

  • good sport. I can imagine bush doing this

  • this really wasnt funny. i hate his whole image

  • man I hate the comments after each joke, he just ills them! gotta hate letteman for that...

  • i have not slept....since October.

    I thought i pissed myself

  • All Hope is gone.................... :-(

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  • @Mattwood646 I can only lol at you.

  • @Mattwood646 Nice one! That's a burn.

  • This is so funny! He has a good sense of humor, President Obama. :3

  • haha, this is great :D

  • Before bashing Barack Obama, get your US President facts rights. For all you wonderfully educated people who say that Obama was not born in the United States, Look it up. The US Constituion states that requirements for a US president must be: Born in the Unites and some more. So yes, Obama passed all the requirements. Next time if you want to rant, at least get educated and not make your self look like a complete idiot.

  • @Focoist911 alex jones is an idiot...

  • OMG! HE WAS IN SOUNTH BEND

  • Seriously, what's the problem if he's Muslim?

  • hesnot muslim hes satanist

  • HUSSEIN

  • Vice President Oprah ...from Baracktober 2010 :D hahahaha

  • do you people know obama is like the 3rd cousin of bush?

  • no..he is like 10th..search it

  • Strange how the government's powerful positions runs in the same bloodline...

  • I like butterscotch pudding.

  • Too bad before this marxist loving candidate was'nt asked some SERIOUS questions by the A-kissing left-wing lame stream media. That actually wasabout the mostserious questions he was ever asked.

  • I doubt if you ever read anything by Marx so how can you call the President a marxist...stop watching Fox and get out of your shell

  • @ Sjusovare2 to disrespect the King is to disrespect monarchy.

  • Correct ! Maybe one of the worst thing that you can do.

  • okay, quit hating. it just becomes a waste of comment space.

    xD what IS up with Paula Abdul anyway ??

  • american wankers

  • Okay I am not a wanker, I know our country is in bad shaoe and obama is a pupet

  • shape*

  • Obama whent to Norway without meeting the king for lunch....... thats dissrespectfull.....

    To dissrespect the King is to dissrespect a pepole.

  • Why should he meet a head of state that really has no power at all over the people?

  • Question allready answered in my comment. Read again, and think.

  • Get off your high horse

  • probaly to talk to the curopt bankers,

    Obama not talking to the king means you have a good king

  • is that even real

  • no, it's all computer graphics

  • rofl