I Have The Cure! With Dr. Frangible (Episode 1)

[crozzi]

Help! I suffer from Weasel Cheeks!

[ebs211]

Good Doctor,

At last, perhaps I have found my salvation!? I have, for the last several decades of my adult life, suffered from a bizarre genetic mutation which has caused my uvula to migrate to my left armpit. As a result, every time I attempt to apply my deodorant, I gag. If I fail to apply my deodorant, those around me gag. Please help!

Sincerely,

Edna Bolone-Samoletti

[JasonGardner]

Can you help me? Every time that I want to use the letter B I end up saying BL. Like Blowery instead of Bowery. Can you help me Dr. Frangible?

[Chimiel82]

Dear Dr.

I have a dark secret; I'm a freak of nature... you see, my left nostril is slightly bigger than my right one. That can't be right, most of all seeing it's my left. This makes me rather sad.

Could you please be so kind so cure me?

[blightproductions]

Well howdy doo there Mr. Dr. Frangables, I been dun havin a rash on me backside fur about 3 weeks now and it dun itches like all hell. It is purple with little white spots on it and looks like its in the shape of a chicken pot pie. What should I do?

-Uncle Pappy