Lock, Stock Part 4

[PuckYouMeez]

ironic that they deem it foolish to put 5gs on a 100/1 horse but put 100gs of their money in a fixed card game ;) then again they hadn't an idea it was rigged.

[MCFCRuss]

that was'nt a 5 iron.. twas a wood

[MrMoodyHyadd]

"Fancy one?"

[Tobeyonehello]

"Im game"

"Me too"

..."Oh, god..."

[44Minutes100]

"A minute ago this was the safest job in the world.Now its turning into a bad thay in Bosnia!" Hilarious !

[44Minutes100]

@44Minutes100 day*

[sophiepritch555]

Plank's voice is hilarious. xD

[sophiepritch555]

didnt even notice he sat on the girl till he was like 'JESUSS' haha when i seen her just lying there i pissed myself hahah :L

[shin0bi9999]

lol a BLACK rubber cok ...........remember tht

[drishy94303]

"you what?" .... LOL

[chemicalreaction94]

Plank sounds like Mr. Smee from Peter Pan. XD

[2010Barbon]

4 people want a lolly.

[sergiogr]

plank's voice is like donald duck's lol

[NottinghamForest22]

3:40 so funny how he knocks the black guy out the way lol.

[rulegm]

Sorry fellas, but that stupid cow scared the facking loife outta me.

[RESIDENTEVIL4821]

let me tell you about Hatchet Harry once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson who worked for Harry it was rumoured that he was on the take Harry invited Smithy round for a explanation Smithy didn't do a very good job within a minute Harrys lost his rag reached out for the nearest thing at hand which happend to be a 15 inch black rubber cock he then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death wiv it that was seen as a pleasant way to go Hence Hatchet Harrt is a man you pay if you owe XD

[flutterbunny]

So many hot men in one movie.

[drakemanification]

4 people are mincers -_-

[DynamoChickenKiev]

"Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!"

[Orangebike666]

Mr. Churchill - "The Germans have declared unrestricted submarine warfare"

Mr. Roosevelt- "Chill Winston...."

[hlxdeadprayer]

"Smiffy" Robinson lol

[ThePseudoBasher]

Arse tickling faggots fanclub..lol

[blasvida68]

what's the name of that song and group?

[TheCryingDutchman]

@blasvida68 That is "Why did you do it" by Stretch. You can find all songs used in this movie when searching for the album "Lock, Stock and Two Smokin' Barrels: Music from the motion picture", if you'd like. It's got some great tracks on it.

[blasvida68]

@TheCryingDutchman Quite a long track, thanks! All I need now is get a hold of it, and take it to my local strip joint to have one the girls dance this for me.

[Liaaaaaaam]

awright my son? xD

[burgersforreal]

"what was that? Armed? what do you mean armed? armed with what?"

"uh bad breath, colourful language, feather duster?"

LOL i love that line

[Spraaaaay]

7:35 He might look a bit silly, but he's a fucking lunatic!

ahaha my favourite line :D

[burgersforreal]

at 3:19,if that ball hit him...that woiuld have hit him right in the nuts

[Maxshard]

Sorry but too much stolen from Pulp Fiction and despite a good script the lines are very poorly delivered by drama school luvies who insist on articulating every vowel in as laboured a fashion as you would expect from a drunk struggling to be understood. Just as taught by their poncy, can't act for toffee drama school stage teachers. You can't transfer stage acting to the big screen and get away with spelling it out for the audience like they are retarded kids.

[TheCountCrumpet]

@Maxshard shut it u weepy cunt

[Maxshard]

@TheCountCrumpet Gosh, I better had shut it. You must be a very tough, I mean a reall hard man. I can tell by your terrifying use f the 'C' word. Only seriously dangerous guys can do that.

May I suggest other ways you can demonstrate to those around you that you just won't take stuff form anyone? Have you ever considered getting tattoos and shaving your head? This will make you even more scary, able to absorb hard shots that would make others cower & your own shots will be harder too.

[Maxshard]

@TheCountCrumpet

TheCountCrumpet eh? I think you ought to condsider a name change to something a little more tough. 'Crumpet man is coming to get me mummy', doesn't sound like the terrifying cry a man might let out if he were to hear you were on his case does it?

[ohweloveeverton]

so whys he ironing the bills?

[britdemo]

@ohweloveeverton so they run through the money counter better

[LynchMobster47]

A month? So what fucking good is that if we need the money in six, no five days. Oh. Well it's still a good idea. LMAO! Who thinks of this shit?

[xgl5]

piss off you nonce LOL classic

[lalalalala5151]

Love how Plank gets offered a line, shows hes come up with the goods!

[missmidiancof]

to mastergx1: AnyONE can be all those things. But I'm sure you know this because you met EVERY SINGLE yankee, right?

[TayDrinksIrnBru]

4:28 ;)

[Macrobytes]

hahahaha, love this film

"All right my son, d'you wanna lolly?"

LOL XD

[TheDazeOfOurLives]

i fucking love england lol

ive been there 5 times and have had a blast each time,once i explain im canadian and not a yank i get treated alot better lol its actually funny how that works

[Gary190tube]

lol, good comment, but to be honest I don't know anyone who would do that, Americans are OK by us, they're a good bunch (and Canadians of course).

[mastergx1]

thats because Canadians are friendly, intelligent, sensible, conservative and have a sense of humour - just about everything yanks are not - your welcome anytime

[TheDazeOfOurLives]

hey thanks man.....

[KBillsterC]

Hello my son, d'you wanna lolly?

lmao! :P

[GunslingerUKx]

10:13 brilliant :)

[bimbash]

i was always wondering, why do drug dealers press their money?

[reinkarnation]

@bimbash crumpled bills would obviously look like a dealers, b/c some poor addict gave it to 'em

[britdemo]

@reinkarnation no .......its so they run through the money counter with out cloging it up

[hazerd2010]

death by 15 inch dildo...LOL!!!

[dondappa85]

lol what was harry doing with that rubber cock?

[cheesems1]

They work in a sex shop...

[dondappa85]

yeah i know that but what the hell is it doing right beside him.if i didnt know any better id say he was using it on himself.

[NACROPOSSE]

jus pull it out its in the bottom

[AberdeenTroop94]

This and Snatch two of the most brilliant films ever made!

CHILL WINSTAAAAAAAAAN

[NottinghamForest22]

'hello my son do you want a lolly'

That little fuck is so annoying.

[DannyJamesRead]

dog is a total psychopath!!!! i salute you go xD

[MikefromMadrid]

chill winssston!

[demonfister]

Don't worry, I'll think of something!

[lifesupportsystem]

i dunno umer i dont think so his gang just robbed those 2 people so he prolly made sum money off that

[Umerghblah]

You know the money that Plank knocks down, is that the money that he actually pays them with...does he secretly stick it in his pocket when he's picking it up..?

[creepoffaith]

most likely, the money is perfectly crisp just like the notes he knocked over, and those notes were ironed so i reckon so

[mensionwillruleASAP]

lol harry barry and garry

[69DodgeChargerRT]

LOL... Black rubber cock. roflmao XD

[EllaBella145]

Jason Statham is the sex (:

[gaoth88]

I am a geeza, focking puffs.

so friggen annoying.

[Ne3dToRel4x]

Plank has possibly the most annoying voice .. ever

[BadmintonSpartan]

whats the card players name again?

[SynDiCaTe623]

guy ritchie makes the best fucking movies

[ESSENCEOFEACHTHING]

@SynDiCaTe623

What other movies has he done?

[BenjaminGay]

I love jason statham's reaction during the still shots of when ed was explaining the situation....he's like "what the fuck? are you serious"?

[adamwhitesontheone]

i say it's a dog-eat-dog world.

and i got bigger teeth than you two

[Valandil90]

It's Plank, not Frank...

[uberxchuck944]

piss off, you nonce! lol

[lewbag9]

hello my son, d`you wanna lolly?

[shekablud]

round 8:30 he says they sell class A gear, skunk was C but now its B so wer the fucks tha cum from

[BlackstripeFilmFurs]

@shekablud /they say its clas A stuff becuase t'aint normal scange its superstrength thus they call it Class A cuase its the only thing you can compare the stuff to

[themunster]

awesome soundtrack on this film

[Dammage84]

Oh dog............

[MattAndSam]

he grabbed the nearest thing next to him, which happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock and proceeded to beat him to death with it.

[dynamix91]

chill winstooon

[wysiwyg248]

Thank you tysonic,

Pretty dum of me not to read the writing, the song is listed when it starts playing.

[wysiwyg248]

Does anyone know the name of the song in the background? Pls let me know, thanks.

[ott67]

i wana be your dog - by the stooges

[wysiwyg248]

Thank you ott67,

I mean the song that starts at 00:25 when they are at the bar.

[tysonic777]

Why did you do it? by Stretch

[lawless185]

i was jokin u dumb fuck

[Mike1990c]

what did dog throw at that guy hanging upside down? was it a dagger?

[killir99]

ur mom...it was a knife

[fortuitousnisa]

HE'S IRONING MONEY!!

[starryian43]

I will take a finger from each of you and your friends hands for each day that passes without payment' Best quote of the film..from the Gov'nor

[Tehevilpie]

Would you like a lolly?

[plk11]

Guns you tit!