Sandra Bernhard as Madonna Halloween Chicago Steppenwolf

[MrCWells3000]

OMG. SAD. She just has no dignity. And the people in the audience actually thinking this is funny, are just as pathetic.

[SIZERRULE]

ahh, yet again sandra trying to keep her career alive by doing lame madonna gags!!! sad!!! she forgets who's still top of her game! CLUE: ITS NOT SANDRA!!!

[TheSnackpack34]

love sandra jealous of madonna???? not have you not noticed no one stays friends with madonna to long???????? and i been a huge fan of madonnas since 82 she is a total pysco

[Treasures4Food]

I hate them both. Let them eat each other alive.

[wil48823]

I understood four words in the entire video. "Vogue", "bitch", "tik" and "tok". It probably would've been funny if I could hear what she was saying.

[wil48823]

I understood four words in the entire video. "Vogue", "bitch", "tik" and "tok". It probably would've been funny if I could hear what she was saying.

[salsachihuahua]

2:39 who does she call a bitch?

[Eurocarluv2001]

So ugly, but damn she's sexy? I know her best view is from a 69..

[satyryo]

why tha fuck would she wear that? jealous bitch

[22liefde]

she's not me Madonna sings about this lady greet Holland, Lenie

[soapwonder]

people pay to see that???

[CentRLeft]

hag

[SAVANNAHTIM]

ohhh like Madonna hasnt made fun of people madonna rules but she is a bitch

[gaylefranklin]

I love Sandra...but..the same night she put on this little skit at the Steppenwolf, Madonna was across town performing a sold out show (36,000) at the United Center.

[collegeri]

this is amazing-i don't see it as sanrda making fun of madonna-if anything it shows that she sorta gets where madonna is at. the joke is that a few rare celebrities become trapped in their own iconoclastic careers. in so far as to imply that madonna herself is sick and tired of being madonna-but what icon can walk away form a 100 million a year career.

[nevashiva]

What the...why are some making it so personal like madonna is your Godess...she wasnt offensive and she is a comedian lol...Just because you wanna be a madonna doesnt mean you should get offended by parodies ab out her...and she is doing things that madonna does do....assuming that sandra is the devil and madonna is the angel is evil...they both r just human

[TarantulaCandy]

sandra "bornhard" is still sour over Madonna disposing of her. it's been over 20 years sandra get over it LOL

[aquilinonyc]

so so so not funny.

[Disney69]

So is that all you have to do to be noticed? Sing Madonna song lyrics badly and think that passes as a statement? Poor, poor Sandra...what happened to you???

[hru98]

check out sandra bernhards comments on divorce-madonna--look at 0:11 -0:12---what a big smile about divorce on sandra's face---she was loving that news

[hru98]

i think sandra had plenty to do with madonna's divorce from sean penn---look what a b--tch she is now----shes happy madonna is divorced again second time----when adoption controversy/divorce were going on --sandra did this---shes really wicked and bitter-----------no wonder madonna started getting so vulgar and doing the sex book and all that----probabaly sandra the bitter lesbian--coaxed her to do all that---thats when madonna's star fell until evita

[hru98]

sandra needs to get over her bitterness---with madonna---its like she hits her when madonna was done----right at the time of her divorce from guy ritchie---even when asked to comment about divorce---sandra is like trying not to laugh----she's wicked---happy and wicked at the news

[hru98]

sandra used to be cool like in 1990----shes a bitter washed up comedian-------she disses all but her--she used to brag about herself---she always was vulgar jealous of people especially madonna----maybe not 20 years ago so much---although now im thinking otherwise---she was so out of line on letterman---watch letterman 1988 w madonna---even dave tells her to shut up---after she calls him a gap toothed something or other---funny check her teeth out----shes so rude --

[nevashiva]

@hru98 Madonna did the same thing with letterman lol...and shes just being a comedian...

Prejudice is so...prevalent lol...

[cosmopolita99]

stupid Sandra...

[sftenderloin]

That was glamorous and funny! Not well!

[luckymonkey]

shes a comedian people, lighten up ! its funny!

[avrilhog]

she used to be funny-this is tired

[razielreid]

what is wrong with sandra? first of all this isn't even funny, second of all - GET OVER IT YOU PSYCHO

[CUF17]

i cant hear what she's sayin

[efforffefoni1]

Madonna is a legend!!!!!!!!!!!!

[indigoport]

sad that this is all she has left

[CIGARPIGSKIN6]

pathetic

[anthony2842]

Madonna has no talent, and this is the funniest video I've seen in a long time!!!!

[MichaelPink]

totally lost her mojo...nothing much left. i met her years ago and she was a super creep.

[michaelmouse1]

@MichaelPink

well someone didn't an autograph after the show.

lol

[tangerinespeed0]

Is it "my chicken is raw" or "this chicken is raw?" The material is hilarious either way but the audio is a little murky so it's hard to make out the words.

[turnipgreen17]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ernestlsewell]

Sandra lost her mojo a LONG time ago, unfortunately, and it had nothing to do with Madonna. I used to really admire her, but now she's just a joke. Sandra, really? REALLY? Get over yourself.....and Madonna. Yes yes, you'll say you are over her, but here you are....mocking her, and making fun.  You look like a fool.

[carlostim]

this is hysterical. sandra, I GET IT!

you are still the master of high social commentary on pop culture, hands down!

don't stop.

[MountainQueen]

Uh not funny and she's fat now too lol.

[gregmotsch]

Bitter?  Party of One? After almost 20 years, she is STILL ragging on Madonna?! That is soooo sad and pathetic. SB used to be intelligent and funny. This just made me cringe. Poor thing...She needs some therapy...quick!

[iamzexy]

Is she still going on about her fall out , my god woman get over it!!!!!

[motorolaQ9h]

and they called lindsay lohan a bitter lesbien we dont see her going aroundd issing saman or dressing like her and dj aying its just sad get over it already its been how long nearly 18 years

seriously can she even rememeber what the fuk went down

[cgil26]

Sandra is a bitter nasty lesbian who never has anything good to say about anyone except herself....she's OVER

[MrJerryStevenson]

Wow, I guess I am glad I was at the Madonna concert making her sing Dress You Up on the same night this show went on. I'm sure M loved my attendance. This vid is kinda funny, yet sad at the same time. I know where I'd rather be that night ; )

[gaylefranklin]

@MrJerryStevenson ME TOOO!!!! That show was AMAZING

[moi310]

Poor woman, i guess she has nothing else to do expect play Madonna in a bar!!. Madonna is making zillions of $ a year and Sandra dick-head is a nothing. poor thing.

[jimmy82869]

Sandra Bernhard needs to let the whole "Madonna stole my girlfriend" thing go. I remember when she was doing Roseanne even Tom Arnold said "I wish Sandra would stop dissing Madonna in every interview." I find it telling that I have yet to hear Madonna even mention Sandra Bernhard's name, much less the ongoing feud they are supposedly having. I think Sandra was in love with Madonna, not the other party. Doesn't she know she how petty this makes her look. I used to like Sandra Bernhard.

[carlosRRRRChitown]

i'm so disapointed of her, i thought she was classier than that.

[Sona1srle]

so sad... at one moment they were both somebodies... equals even...

now, one is touring the world, millions of fans... and the other is making a living by spoofing successful people... sad sad sad

[AnthonyPVD]

They had a falling out ...and Sandra or

(Saundra) as it may be ....had a falling out and she is pissed. Big Freakin Deal. We all have that with our friends at one time or another ... (S) was on the band wagon for a while and she is upset us her stop came too early. OOPS.

[philipsmog]

So this isn't exceptionally funny, Sandra still has the right parody her, they're of the same generation and Madonna is unfortunately still part of pop culture and Sandra comments on pop culture. In fact, this shows Sandra is so over the old hurt feelings and is willing to have fun with it. And her body? Pretty fantastic for a 53 year old.

[thinwhiteduck]

I don't get it...

[jonus30]

This was patheric. I like Sandra but she needs get the fuck over it already.

[David92973]

I like Sandra but this is just sad :(

[atrayu90602]

I love her so much more than MADONNA.

[shardy70]

sandra is STILL bitter over

ingrid dumping her for madonna

sandra is funny, but this jibe at madonna

simply makes her look pathetic

[FighterMoody]

The only funny thing about this video is that she looks ridiculous with that oufit, woman can't pull it off.

[ehunter577]

wow she never got over Madonna and that was the late 80's, poor lady.

[tikifabulous]

I think Sandra can be really funny...but she really needs to let the whole Madonna thing go, I mean get over it already. Plus looking at Sandras belly, really some yoga and a gym could help..lol.

[lat3908]

shes just mad that madonna became the most famous woman on the planet and people just forgot about her

[nickonoise]

She looks sickly here. Her belly is flabby, her hips are huge and she sounds horrid. Wow. This is juts sad.

[taraniso]

2:19 - She certainly plays guitar like Madonna.

God, I wish one of theose backup dancers would wrestle the guitar from Madonna's mummy's paw. I hate people posing as musicians.

[dioioego]

...um, not funny! Honestly...

[zanedo7]

sandra bernhard is a really funny lady .ive watched some interviews of her on youtube and shes allways interesting, she does have this need to constantly snipe and make comments about madonna whom to my knowledge never comments ,sometimes silence is a more effective answer

[pneumaticproceder]

Madge IS looking freaky these days.

[spotlight83]

When she does the bit from "Candy Shop," I lose my mind. That, and the bit with the electric guitar is genius.

[dlocke74]

I was in Chicago on 10/27 and I can't believe I missed this!!!

[FullFrontalTV]

I think this is a riot! I think Madonna would find it funny as well- it is because of Sandra's making fun of her that forged their friendship in the first place after all! She's genius even with little effort.

[breakingrecords]

Fantastic! Brilliant!

[JMapother]

I don't mind her rippin Madonna, that's her shtick, but this was boring, ill conceived, and "performed" with as much enthusiasm has Sandy's own sexual parters.

What happened to her? she use to be sharp and witty as hell, and her Madonna gags were hilarious - this... not so much.

[oldnavy21]

Sandra has been declining in recent years, though I still wish I had seen this performance! And I don't know about the majority, but Sandy and Madonna have always been separate in my mind. Sandra doesn't NEED Madge, though this is a cheap shot at a joke, but what made me fall in love with Sandy B were her performances having nothing to do with Madonna. Sandra was one of the most intelligent, and witty people I've ever encountered; I haven't followed this tour enough to know if she still is...

[impressive71]

LOL....her only claim to fame was knowing Madonna....nobody gave a sh#t about her before then....that said ...she has really gone down hill...she at least used to be funny

[rtayl]

Man, i love Sandra but honey.. do some sit-ups or something before wearing an outfit like that!!

[chris4umiami]

Sandra is sheer comic genuis!!

Amazing

[CK420Baby]

LMAO Sandy is like so jealous of you Ingrid!

[acko21]

I'm Ingrid Casares & I really like it.

[alifbata0925]

Tired.

[SexyHarassmentPanda]

Sandra Bernhard is really famous and popular!

Random person: Oh yeah, she is the ugly fire crotch that went on Letterman with Madonna a long time ago.

Random Person #2: Yeah that is that ugly woman who played a lesbian on a Roseanne a long time ago.

[SexyHarassmentPanda]

This isn't even comedy...

It's just Sandra's desperate attempt at getting attention for the personal vendetta she has with Madonna.

Oh well...

It's interesting that Sandra parodies "Candy Shop" which is a newer song but was never released as a single. I guess that must mean that Sandra devotes a lot of time paying attention to Madonna and her every move....even now.

Poor desperate has-been Sandra ugly bitch Bernhard!

[mlvc82]

Sandra has lost what made her funny......HER SMARTS....she has basically resorted to the lowest easiest targets.

[inatrance8d]

That sounds more like Kathy Griffin - though I do agree with you that Madonna is 'the lowest easiest' target.

[pudciccone]

at least kathy has her own fan base.  per per sandy. without madonna, shes nothing.

[pudciccone]

its so true. i saw her on news years eve in san francisco. what a boring embarrassment. we left there just shaking our heads. what used to be, probably the most intelligent female comedian, turned into complete mediocre bore. she had heaps of material to tear through, started a few things and like her career it just went nowhere. like i said, without madonna, shes nothing. trust when i say, if there was no association, sandra would be scraping victoria principals feet again.

[chris4umiami]

This is does have some truth to it.. We want smart sandy!!!

[inatrance8d]

HaHa!@ MY CHICKEN IS RAW!

[JasonMarx22]

Ingrid only lost interest in you because you're butt ugly Sandra.

Face it Sandra, you're a total washed up FUG!

[Movieshd2006]

it's hilarious!!

[inatrance8d]

Agreed! That's some funny shit.

I saw her a few weeks ago and she was brilliant. People need to lighten up. It's comedy and their "goddess" isn't exactly impressing anyone lately.

[SexyHarassmentPanda]

In the end the reason that most friendships fall apart is envy, JEALOUSY, those kinds of

things. But I'm not going to fall into the same trap that she has and slag her off. - Madonna on Sandra Bernhard

Sandra is STILL jealous, and obsessed will Madonna....it's a little sad.

[ENESEX0]

Madge <3

Ugh.

Must everyone make a living off of this woman?

[pudciccone]

of course. Without HER, shes NOTHING. and that, my friend, is THE TRUTH.

[pudciccone]

practice those push ups, cause it aint cute. tick tock, tick tock, tick tock. sandras career was over when M dumped her ass.  now she has resurrected, Without You, I'm Nothing. how appropriate.