Marines Vehicle Checkpoint ( FUNNY)

[StFrankieP]

comments on these videos should just be disabled. no body can get along and stop shitting on each other. what if this was some rent a cop telling a guy to send some roudy people over so he could actually have something eventful?

[TheRichestCadaver]

The driver said: "let me go potato face.!!"

[2012yamahar1]

lol

[mason6511]

Don't like it? Go live in the fuckin sand box, shit was funny as hell devil.

Semper Fi

[marne2628]

thats my buddy ahahaha

[piggypigism]

aghh i feel bad for the kid lol

[Skydancer1971]

LMFAO tell them they can come eithery way we just wanna shoot something.But tell them to be here in an hour.Lol.

[paradoxicalparabola]

My tax money hard at work harassing some poor bastard, trying to make a living in a fucking desert. A FUCKING DESERT.

[TheCr1mson]

@paradoxicalparabola Stop paying taxes then.

[palehorseridder]

@paradoxicalparabola Dude when you've been there for over three years the bordem begins to rot your brain. It actually has a (tactial) point as well. The driver will tell everybody, "i was stopped and investigated". No harm, no violence, but the Marine did show the US will stop traffic and conduct at a visual inspection at least.

[666rogue666]

@paradoxicalparabola Why does everyone bitch about tax money? Why don't you bitch about benched football players making billions of dollars. That's where the big waste goes

[AirsoftRaccoon]

@666rogue666 for real stop with the tax thing its getting annoying and these guys are out there protecting us and people are assholes about it.

[1877colt]

@AirsoftRaccoon protecting us? really? from whom? i'm in sunny arizona and i'm sitting in a soft recliner with my feet up with my laptop viewing funny stuff on the internet. i just had a ham sandwich and finished cleaning my 10/22. life is good. but please tell me if i am in danger. do i have time to get to my safe and grab the mini 14, sks, or garand along with the glock, s&w or colt? going to the other side of the planet and murdering israel's neighbors is NOT protecting us. spare me the bull

[nuguns92]

@1877colt I wonder if the people working at the world trade centers had the same sunny perspective you did moments before a plane flew into the building......I mean I sincerely doubt any of them woke up believing a commercial airliner would come screaming through the windows of their work place that morning. But, let me guess, it was a Bush-Cheney plot, right?

[obezana]

@1877colt right.. until sunny arizona turns into snowy siberia from nuclear fallout..

[calrenman]

@AirsoftRaccoon Dude I think some bored ass Marines were messing with some poor Iraqi who did not wish to meet Allah. Tell me oh airsoft tactical fucking guru what does that have to do with protecting my ass from anything? I am part of a militia cause the district of criminals is about to leagalize fucking torture in fucking Amerika! Heil Obummer and the counsel of twelve! Ziek Hiel! 911 was an inside jobt to take your freedom and it worked. Molon Labe!

[TheNuxi]

@paradoxicalparabola stop bitching.

[cdowg19]

@paradoxicalparabola its becuase of tree huggin liberals like you that our economey is so fucked up! so go screw yourself!

[lovejordanpenn]

we will be here for about another hour if they wanna come out and shoot at us LOL

[TheRealzDrainz]

Haha this shit is so funny. Drink milk lol

[M3iscool]

I love how the guy in the car has no idea what he's saying.

[frieda1889]

Too funny

[tganzo09]

this is stupid.

[st3v0011]

@tganzo09 you are

[Sarkias]

top 2 comments are always the same X(

[wigimanXx]

i like it when the top two comments are the same and right after them are the people complaining about them....

[gagemcman]

Ha thats funny

[Smithburg01]

@redbrest82 Funny someone talking about stupidity when they cant understand someone is messing with another person.

[OlderG0ds]

@redbrest82 ur just a pussy who would not say this to that soldier u geek

[BlueRice]

i like it when the top two comments are the same :)

[1337xFailx1337]

I like how the top comments are exactually the same...however the newer one has more likes.

[danmcdonalds]

i hate when the top two comments are the same -.-

[kwant2]

get a ps3 you NAZI teen age fool !!

[FullyNimble]

"They can come from either direction if they want, we dont care we just wann shoot at anything" hahaha i wanna hang out with you guys

[UslennoX]

Watz?!?? Hahahah....

[bosaap10]

top comments are the same XD

[001720BC]

@bosaap10 You're a god damn genius.

[nuclearTANK]

Marines they are a weapon they are instrments of death and the only branch praying for war

[enncgt]

Marines never give up!! keep it up guys

[rhcpfrush91]

lol, we just wanna play

[wrxmike123]

I smell Black Afghani Hash...

[ALdawg1994]

what MOS is he?

[rebelyellcrew]

@ALdawg1994 0311

[zackwords]

Mujahadeen.. shoot..

[icecreeper4]

Oh god. I lol'd so hard.

[eggsandbacon691]

Oh your going to Baghdad? There's shitloads there!

[xbeast133]

And we wonder why other countries think we're retarded. LOL. I love these guys.

[JakeStrangeFishing]

wear your seatbelt, dont run with scissors, and drink milk

[legomastera]

@JakeStrangeFishing get to da choppa....

[anythreeletters]

The kid has no idea what he's saying. Funny.

[LoakeyRonso420]

that was entertaining .

[xxlllllMeTaLlllllxx]

lmao!!!

[MCHR58]

I admire these Marines for having the guts and flexibility to play around. You're strong. And you're funny. Keep sending videos.

[SANTACairsoft]

alright well wear your seatbelt,dont run with scissors,drink milk hahahahaha

[multicam02]

i think they were bored

[oooorrah]

"And remember to wear your seatbelt"

*Never puts seatbelt on*

Marine: WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU!!!

Iraqi: Sorry, sorry.

*Puts seatbelt on*

Marine:Don't forget to tell them, be here in an hour.

Iraqi:Ok, 1 hour.

*Takes off seatbelt*

Read lines 3-8 again, and repeat the process

[FullNoobProductions]

Don't run with siscors o_o"

[devastationz12349]

WE WANNA PLAY!!! XD



[TheHutHutify]

haha drink milk

[DarkBringer961]

When you're sitting in your car and a Marine holding a Benelli semi-auto is starring you in the face, you know some shit is about to go down.

[TheCentralServices]

@DarkBringer961 I thought the marines are there to establish peace and stability?

[ROGUEDETAIL]

@TheCentralServices

And you establish "peace and stability" by killing or getting rid of the people(s) who cause chaos. This Marine is simply calling out the bad guys in an attempt to speed up the process.

[TheCentralServices]

@ROGUEDETAIL For that you need camps and gas chambers not this puny pif, paf, puf.

[MostEpicMango]

@TheCentralServices Nope, Marines are supposed to kill things. Talk to the Army if you want peace or that other thing...

[TheCentralServices]

@MostEpicMango The marines are not the army?

[mynameissooriginal2]

@TheCentralServices Separate branches of the military. The thing they all have in common is they are full of themselves.

[TheCentralServices]

@mynameissooriginal2 Yees, and not very bright on average. Do you know if there is a list on the net of US black ops since lets say 1945 and international ones since 2000?

[mynameissooriginal2]

@TheCentralServices Do you even know what black ops are?

[TheCentralServices]

@mynameissooriginal2 eg operation Ajax?

[mynameissooriginal2]

@TheCentralServices Yeah, like that. Confidential operations that are confidential. IE the public doesn't know about them. IE no there isn't a list that was a stupid question.

[TheCentralServices]

@mynameissooriginal2 Why is this a stupid Question? Think!

[mynameissooriginal2]

@TheCentralServices If something is confidential the public doesn't know about it, ergo there couldn't be a list available to the public.

[TheCentralServices]

@mynameissooriginal2 Wrong! If Americans want something to be confidential, there are 164 countries with 164 secret services trying everything possible to find out about it and since Americans can't keep a secret after 2 beers, back ops like "Operation Ajax, Iran–Contra affair and MKULTRA were supposed to be confidential, nevertheless I know about them, so where is the the rest?

[mynameissooriginal2]

@TheCentralServices Your arguments would be a lot more convincing if they were based more on logic than stereotypes.

[TheCentralServices]

@mynameissooriginal2 What do you mean?

[pogskates]

@TheCentralServices He means your arguments would be a lot more convincing if they were based more on logic than stereotypes.

[TheCentralServices]

@pogskates That secret services trying to find out things?

[mynameissooriginal2]

@TheCentralServices Your arguments consistently consist of "Americans are stupid". The best I can figure is you've got SPS and you're trying to compensate by railing on another country.

[TheCentralServices]

@mynameissooriginal2 This video is the best proof that I am right. This soldier doesn't realise that he is in an Arab country where one speaks Arabic. What's this English nonsense? Perhaps he even failed his Arabic classes! SPS?? What is that? I have PTSD since my holidays in the US.

[mynameissooriginal2]

@TheCentralServices You didn't realize the soldier is being facetious? PS: SPS is an acronym for a terrible disease. Small Penis Syndrome. It causes people to go around being giant dicks on the internet in order to compensate for their own undersized unit.

[TheCentralServices]

@mynameissooriginal2 The soldier should still be facetious in Arabic. SPS is also a devastating, brain killing disease called sony play station, quite common in the us.

[mynameissooriginal2]

@TheCentralServices It's not funny if the target audience can't understand it. Also, you're doing that ad hominem thing again.

[MostEpicMango]

@TheCentralServices You must not be American. The Military consists of 4 different branches; The US Army, The Marine Corps, The Navy, and The Air force. The Army is an occupation force, the Marine Corps is a strike/shock force, and the Navy and Air Force are pretty self explanatory.

[sandman4132]

@MostEpicMango there are five branches of our military and the Army is also a strike/shock force.

[MostEpicMango]

@sandman4132 I know, I didn't include the Coast Guard because they aren't directly involved with the conflict in the middle east. And when I said the USMC was a shock force and the Army was a occupation force I was talking about general infantry grunts. The Army has units that are direct action like the Rangers and Airborne, but the bulk of the Army is an occupation force.

[MostEpicMango]

@sandman4132 My last comment continued...

I consider the Marine Corps a shock force because that is what the general infantry's job is, while the Army's infantry job is to occupy and clean up the stragglers that the Marines left behind.

[TheCentralServices]

@MostEpicMango Hmm, home defence is not on the list...no wonder that your military can't defend or protect your country..According to international law thats on the brink of illegality!

[aaronvthompson]

@MostEpicMango Your a fucking retard.

[kuzak20]

HAHAHAHAHA. THis dude is the funniest MF ive seen in a long time!!!

[AnomalousNero]

Come from either direction doesnt matter to us

[Mr45hitman]

oh your going to baghdad oh theirs a shit ton their dude xD

[audimanone]

Don't run with scissors......CLASSIC!

[keeblerelf66623]

wear your seat belt dont run with sizzors and drink milk lmao

[TheFunnykid33]

wear your seat belt, dont run with scissors, and drink milk

[Hunter19981]

wear ur seatbelt, dont play with scissors and drink milk?

[TheBobby1bobby1]

oh your going to baghdad there shitloads there lol

[RNURSEWOODS]

This is a great video to watch, thanks for posting and remember...

Where your seatbelt, don't run with scissors and drink milk. And may you all have a nice day LOL

[Griff666]

Wear your seatbelt, don't run with scissors and drink milk. have a nice day.

[soccawarrior]

LOL I love the end. ... These guys need a book to read. My uncle tells me all the time, they get bored fast.

[guitarthug]

@soccawarrior they do that shit so they dont go carzy out there in the middle of no where

[angieXC]

Oh you're gonna go down to Baghdad. Oh there's shitloads in there lmbo

[DoctorSargeMD]

"Wear your seatbelt, dont run with scissors, and drink milk, have a nice day". I dont care what you say im taking that line

[Lweber654]

Friggin awesome ! "we wanna Play " !!!! I love Marine's they can make a crappy day great with there sick humor lol!

[imthekataangmaster]

wow ... were your seatbelts ? really? you dont think they have seatbelts on god(safety first ;P)

[Flyboynate88]

ROFL truely funny



[Goldblackdevil]

wear your seatbelt dont run with scissors and drink milk LOL

[Slayer5423]

"Wear your seat belt, dont run with sissors and drink milk have a nice day!"

[MrAwesome1415]

Epic and awesome. The only two words you need to describe this

[bigpoppa1234]

You're going to baghdad? There's shitloads in there. Tell em. Fucking lol.

[GOLD3NxHAWKx21]

"Alright, meow. Hand over your license and registration."

[krazykalash]

drink milk!

[MrHubby2]

A marine would do this. ha ha this guy is a badass ooooorahhhh! GOD BLESS AMERICA

[purejshots1]

First off i wouldve laughed about 30min later a hole fing taliban came. Second dude after the training these guys go thro witch sucks. They diserve to f with people.

Third a quote. "A man who wishes to go to war has truley never been before."

[harrylarry92]

@solesurvivor5. Marines train to press thru enemy fire. Im pretty sure they don't just run away from fire.

[solesurvivor5]

Yeah he has guts now, but the second they start shooting, even if it's one insurgent against twelve marines, if the insurgent has a decent aim they run for cover and call either a tank or an airstrike to help instead of being men and fight head on

[GOLD3NxHAWKx21]

@solesurvivor5 Because you're a marine with combat experience, right?

/sarcasm

[MyNameIsDuffmarn]

@solesurvivor5 why wouldnt you take cover?? do you realize how fucking stupid your comment is?

[SelfTitledGuitarist]

@solesurvivor5 They're trained to take cover. An airstrike....a tank? Do you even realize the circumstances those are used? I think they would be fine if one insurgent came to the checkpoint.

[CadetTurner3742]

@solesurvivor5 lol dumbass tell that to a marine he'll show you what being a man is really about after he knocks you out and rips out you eyes and skull fucks you

[FangBoi127]

@solesurvivor5 In case you haven't notice but our boys wear uniform they don't hide behind women and children. They're the fucken pussies.

[Sketchy7Productions]

BADASS

[rawjerkin]

27 people went up there and got shot

[goninon13]

haha 

[tedwin032]

1:04 "Wear you seatbelt don't run with scissors and drink milk"

[AHTSvideo]

"wear your seat belt, don't run with scissors, and drink milk" gotta love the Marines

[ltlocus]

wear your seat belt dont run with scissors go on

[djrice5]

Classic fucking with the local nationals was the highlight of my deployment

[TheCentralServices]

@djrice5 "Classic fucking with the local nationals was the highlight of my deployment" Why would you do that?

[djrice5]

Classic fucking with people was the highlight if my deployment

[AmbientBlackIsGay]

@AmbientBlack Im in tha Marine Recon and every fuking statement u said was rong if u wanna leev this country thatz just dam fine but we dont give a shit i wood guess ur gunna be a goddam islamic extremist so u mite as well blow ur dam self up rite now nuff nuff

[TheAmericanhick]

@AmbientBlackIsGay your not recon.... your not allowed to tell people your recon and you cant spell worth shit and if u too kthe time to wrote a name just to make fun of some one your to immature to be recon

[Zesinua]

@AmbientBlackIsGay fag

[hank9112]

did he understand a word that guy said?

[ULTIMATEACE8]

"0:31 Preferably within an hour cuz we gotta go back sleep and take showers and shit like that " LOL

[emilio4750]

@ULTIMATEACE8 Ahem, "sleep and eat chow." Salty NCO lingo, you wouldn't understand.

[AlecMGL]

@ULTIMATEACE8

He said "eat chow" not "take showers"

[zghvbn1]

1:01 we just wanna shoot at something LMAO funny (and yes I'm a brit)

[manuellcamelo]

Funny ? O_o

[ricabal10189]

hahahaha 

[heretic1915]

is that a benelli in his hands?

[Bubbakushization]

Funny sheeeeeiiiit

[Axmedkoole]

The Marine knows this Arab dude SPEAKS NO English, therefore he knows he won't go down the road to tell an "insurgent" exactly that. Common sense.

[usmc2076]

THAT WAS GREAT!

[zeidiraq]

hha the kids telling him i drive a taxi i got no idea wtf ur saying, and at the end hes like can i take that road instead is it cool, hahah

[Azeious]

lmao 'ill be here for about an hour if you wanna come around and shoot at us"

[azuldiablo18]

Lol. Are you kidding me? Did someone really say the Russian Army is better than ours? Lol. Wow. I'm a Cav Scout in the Army and your ignorance amuses me. Everyone who talks shit about us being over there has never been deployed. I spent 15 months in Kandahar, Afghanistan. 8 months as a scout in a 12B unit doing route clearance and 7 doing dismounted patrols only with uparmored HMMWVs... Starting with 14 and leaving with 9 still working. All at the age of 19 and 20. What have you done? Also, peo

[AlmostJesus]

@azuldiablo18 I now have enough information about you to find your family and kill you

[azuldiablo18]

@AlmostJesus what the fuck are you talking about kid?

[AlmostJesus]

@azuldiablo18 Stop being a queer

[laxbro10199]

this is horrible

[arbitar222]

sierra deuce is on bug and were ready to play ahhh classic lol

[andieman7000]

LOL I wizh tha driver knew what he waz saying maybe they would of had some fun that day

[ScorchConch]

Sierra Deuce is on bug!

lolwut

[DaCalifaKid]

ah-ugh! 

[xXMILLENNIUMFORCEXx]

we have to go back and sleep and take a shower and shit like that lol

[mollatovcoctail]

"wear your seat belt, dont run with scissors, and drink milk"

[Runeguy33]

That Iraqi is like "what is he saying???"

[lindseyackley]

damn O.O



[foxracer19765]

I love him!

[cman28131]

Wow I just read through some of these comments its crazy all u anti American people either leave or go die second option seems better because most other places are****holes and this ambientblack guy is one of the stupidest morons I have ever seen 23 year old virgin who probably voted for Obama and doesn't know which way is up

[ordeal15]

Lol, "we just want to play . so tell them to come out and shoot at us and shit." Badass marine right there.

[70420cobrador]

Russia vs USA ( who is the best ?? )

 Russian army is better - Russia is stronger

[DarkKabut0]

@70420cobrador

you know, i like Russia....but NO......LMAO

[Bernieo153]

@70420cobrador Your stronger because nothing is more deadly than a drunk Russian

[TexasCottonProducer]

ooh rahh! Now that's Chesty Puller and Daniel Daily Old Marine Corps Spirit!! Simper Fi

[DROLL30]

lol



[KTE1212]

Oh and congrats on the test scores i didnt know you studied in africa

[nolifeson1]

@KTE1212 hes just trolling i bet its some kid that made a fake acount to piss ppl off

[KTE1212]

Ahhh but im not above argueing with idiots

[AmbientBlack]

Ahh? Bedtime??? It was fun anyways. Read a book kid

[AmbientBlack]

P.S. not only am I not above arguing with a 16 year old kid but, I have some of the highest test scores in the nation muwahahahahahahahahaha.

[KTE1212]

@AmbientBlack im 16 and smarter than you

[AmbientBlack]

@KTE1212 You're 16 and still think that the world is a great place, where anything is possible with the right degree, and attitude. You are going to get your teeth kicked into the back of your throat by the world kid. It's better if you just practice holding a rifle, and laying dead cause that's where we will all end up anyways.