DOUCHE CANOE WEATHER!

[TurtleAteMySock]

xD IT WAS WARM HERE IN EDMONTON!! IN December it was like -2!! THATS WARM!!! For us... hot is 20 up mostly around 25 to you americans... yeah -2 to -5 is warm :3

[TheKamAndMakProject]

Don't pee in my pool, and I won't swim in your toilet! :)

[ckaldaras]

0:26 ... I think i see something popping out...o.O

[Emilysvlogz]

in love with your hair...

[EternalVelocity]

0:48 great wall of china?

[MultiTK123]

OMG, Say About Again xD

[xBonnibelBubblegumx]

It's Narnia!!

[cottoncandy125]

36 - "yeah...... xD" HA!

[lolitatiger]

oh my fucking god your wearing pants!

[zachmes13]

WHAT IS A DOUCHE CANOE?

[EMIG0GIME]

@zachmes13 There Are Many Ways To Define The word. "Douche Canoe."

Not just your run of the mill douche. A total douche! This douche will kill you with his non stop douche baggery. Avoid the douche Canoe at all costs

Ex..Ryan Seacrest is a total douche canoe

The Word Explaining Just HOW Big Of A Douche You Are.

Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.

OR.somebody who exceeds the regulations of normal douchebaggery, thus is a douche canoe.

Cited: Urban Dictionary.

[altf8]

lol that weather happened to me too. cant wait till naxt 1

[EELClove98]

0:34 What's this?! There's white things in the air!

[KewlKat626]

lol My Sister Said

Sister: His Hair Looks Soft ._.

And I Died Laughing! XD

[operkins123]

15 people peed in the pool.

[xXscr3aMOxxLUV3Xx]

I guess I'll have to find another way to soak everything below my taint. :/

[SingPlayDance]

I walk through that trail everyday! Btw, My dog pissed there ;)

[platinum243125]

what was the temparature?

[LAGAllieLAG]

Thanks to Matt G I call EVERY douche canoe c:

[xXscr3aMOxxLUV3Xx]

@LAGAllieLAG me too, xD i actually said it last night at a party haha

[MsEmoblue]

lmfao

[XTheDesertSongX]

NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOOT, MATT xD

[iloveroxasaxeldemyx]

I live in New England, so I'm pretty much used to that amount of snow, hahah! The first day of spring this year, there was snow, and I made two snowmen!! Hahah... cool.

[Luvable2030]

I LUV POCKIES!!!!! LOL!!!!!! :D LUV UR VIDS.!!

[indefexeposthardcore]

I'm sad that districtlines doesn't ship to my country. :(

[XxTinaRigsxX]

when all the snow melted i was all... "FUCK YA SHORTS!"

... then it rained

for weeks

:c sad face

[cookeyymonster]

heyy can you do shirts for woman xDD

[crazy4muffinz]

I dare u to shave off ur hair then go to a barber shop and ask for a perm

[zxssded]

NOOOOOO NOT SUMMER~!!!!

[xCrashingLondonx]

if you cut your hair, i may just die .__.

[emmainreallife]

That burp was totally badass, completed my day.

[JeydonLuver2]

Canada FTW

Living in Canada is the best and btw Matt guess what! Short season!!!!! xD

[ilovegreyson11]

at 0:36 the way you say 'what is this' sounds like a video game character :p

[OxxOMNOMNOMxxO]

D: don't nuke da wales! What did they Eva do?! D:>

[cutewithoutthee7]

lol.. at 0:30 my friend came in and was like "hey cool isnt that the funny canadian with those milkbag-things? OMG!! 0.0 look at that!! summer in canada! :O" xDD

[XxMasterMaplexX]

LOLOL I LAUGHED ALL THE WAY THROUGH 1:18 - 1:44 XD BEST PART

[TheNonInnocentOne]

I AM GOING TO STEAL YOUR POCKY <33

[meggie590]

@Pinkofdeeye London Ontario can't you read the gps in the mr .t vid or look at his po box thingy I would know because I am from London and proud

[LexiiAndAddy]

"THE WEATHER IS A DOUCHE CANOE!" XD

[PinkOfdeEye]

I think i recognize those buildings in the backround. Mississauga or toronto?

[starbreez3]

1:10 - 1:13

best

[alittlemind14]

hot noise there at the beggining

[SoccerPanda]

LOL <3

[AnnaLovesYuu]

You have got me saying douche canoe now, and I have my friends saying it.. xD thanks c:

[Shonasaur]

I bought the "you just got pwnd n00b cake" one :D can't wait till it comeesss

[NOOBTUBE81]

i was 25 000 view :)

[xXnovababyXx]

OHMYGOD! I belched right before this video started then all the sudden you belched!! :DDD

[xxnatcat6xx]

Oh Canada... :P

[thatsamazazing]

douche canoe is my all-time favorite phrase, and i thank you immensely for that. :)

[DylanDisaster92]

I'm totally ganna buy some shirts! :'D

[imahorse4ever]

You didn't need your hair cut O;

[vampirechibiofreno]

I have falling in love with you again.

[ringostarrforlive]

@vampirechibiofreno me 2 n_n he's cute

[Knooprachel1998]

Ya well Californias going for the cryptonite!yaaaaa!

[PeanutButterNinja100]

Haha... that's what it's like to live in idaho. :D

[ifcman9]

Dude your hair is the greatest thing ever!!!

[ooooohxboy]

yeah our weather fucking sucks!!!

one day its all nice and warm, the next its raining or snowing!

canadian weather is retarded.

atleast we're lucky in ontario... we don't have weather like out west. =D

[tangylemons33]

I'm starting to spread the word Douche Canoe in the USA, because... we have no good words... but I'm spreading it like a virus!

[crissiexella]

@tangylemons33 I already started! :D

[blackveilbridesfrea1]

@tangylemons33 mee to

[tangylemons33]

@blackveilbridesfrea1 HEY! let's do it together!!! yeah fellow douchecanoe spreader!!!!!

[tangylemons33]

@blackveilbridesfrea1 let's do it together my fellow Douche Canoe!

[XceteraEntertainment]

You failed at straightening your hair ;) But you're still my favorite douche canoe xD

[TheWaterMelonnn]

Yeah I say douche canoe now and no one I know seems to watch MattG124 so I just get stared at like a mental person

[glambert365days]

YESH CANADA ROCKS!!!! X]

[sebanytimeforever]

if i buy the tshirt, will i get it to UK? :( i really want the tshirt youre wearing!

[Xoxbunnynessxox]

Yeah. I say douche canoe; i'm in australia ^-^ tricking little kiddies into calling you by the name douche canoe is funsies. C:

[zoliviragh]

I made a MattG Sim in Sims 3 :D

[marianaschicks]

not even kidding.... people should just send you pocky or w.e its called & like than u can fill your whole wall o.o cause that would be cool o.o

[Beefanta14]

UGH

Texas weather is a douche canoe to

[ohlookalexus]

Matt... That burp was some kinda sexy. ahaha

[AlexIshSoGoofy]

I say douche canoe and everyone started copying me but they say it dutch canoe or once I heard couch canoe :P lol some people r so funny :D

[DarkAndLight1000]

u evil whale killer -.- blows your ass up* >=D there now we're all happy

[mulkoilevako]

pfft ;D

[ghostasesjumponit]

My friend says whore banana or superherpes koala cuz i say douche canoe. Lol she doesint know u say it XD

PS u said aboot :D

[SurfinBird77]

i've started saying douche canoe sometimes, and i live in america. it just dosent make any sense. haha i should just stop. :P

[daniellewuzhur]

i like saying douche canoe...putting dirty words in front of random objects is fun :D

[MeAndMyGalloway]

I've been saying "Douche Canoe" since your video came out!

[NotesforPaper]

i know im getting tired of snow too. snow since october -sigh- -_-

[xLeatherrainboots]

In the southeast if we had that much snow we wouldn't go to school/work/anywhere.

[tombraidertuff]

you need a girl friend in your life. I wanna see a wedding and kids

[Dylan1987654320]

Going for the gold!!!! ~later~ dammit I won the silver....

[adamlambertreally]

TRUCK YA LONDON ONTARIO BITCHES

[xDarkMetrox]

I say "Douche Canoe" all of the time, too. People just give me weird looks.

[audreyheartbreaker]

ur hair reminds me of a mushroom :DDDD

[audreyheartbreaker]

I LOVE YOU and i comment everyone of your videos and you never say anything so im just gunna keep commenting but im gunna hunt you and des and nate down and rape all of you :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­D (at once)

[thejeganandmessshow]

"yeah, you know what im talking aboot." ;D loove youre accent!

[xbecabooxox]

damn the weather mistress!!! :P

[FrancescaH2204]

You have GOT to cut you hair! I can't see your face!! (I know I sound like a mom)

[Bunny123222]

haha everyone is walking by thinking what a fucking idiot, who wears shorts in the snow??

[MetalMouthJeff]

I live in Florida and havent worn long pants in 2 years. I flew too Boston recently and was still in Florida mode. I got of the plane and walked into a Blinding Snowstorm in T shirt and shorts, lol! I did have my Jack Skeleton Hoody though! AND......the shorts were those long shorts from Hot Topic. While there i shovelled my Grandmas driveway in the same clothes.LoL! Kool Vid as always Matt! (I had a T that showed an Atomic Explosion with the Caption, "Made in America - Tested in Japan!) LOL!

[dalyfilmsify]

i didn't know canada was so pretty! looked like superman's cave.

.

[ggstarwizzrd]

wow i was gona say how much i like ur shirts xD u read my mind

[wongIgnow]

On another note, I filmed some crappy footage for a video similar to this on the second day of spring, but haven't come to make myself to finish it XD

[wongIgnow]

How can you enjoy the nice weather when you got curtains blocking your view.

Plus, come to SK. You'll like our weather.

[ShelbyBbyx3]

His hair looks amazing in this video. He's hot as Fuckk. Hah.

[Klamepa]

@ShelbyBbyx3 I agree

Not P.S. I am a shemale

[ShelbyBbyx3]

@Klamepa Mhmmm.

[Bella329]

had a bad day-- thanks for always making me laugh! xoxo

[hamsterlady123]

thank you matt for destracting me from doing my science homework :D

[surfurgirl2007]

Keep pressing 0 LOL

[rockbabysalazar]

POCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bewareofthemaverick]

Your pocky wall collection is getting larger :DDD

[MsKinkyCupcake]

I want your shirt

[DarkAndLight1000]

hehe funny words, pelvic thrusting

[AlbanGh0st]

Nuke the Whales!

[iLOVEevryBANDno1zRDv]

i wonder what his neighbors think when he makes his videos?

[KattHartzell]

Pocky!!!

I need new flavors to try, Matt what's good ones?

[trickyjuive]

i think your videos need a bit more pelvic thrusting.

[ForeverRadke]

now i wonder if you have a cold now... -_^

[bass00nl0ve]

get a haircut =)

[rachaelhunni15]

ha your so cute and funny haha :).... i dont sound like a retarded penguin much, hope your having a good day :)

[Yeswac]

Hey Matt!

Just thought you'd like to know.

Penis.

-oli

[EarlyBirdie82]

I feel your pain. Just when the snow started melting.... blizzard! Yeah, we got a snow day in late March -_-

[kaityation]

Dear MattG124 im moving to Canada, Whats something i need to bring?

[MexicanCheezeTaco]

@kaityation snowboard 

[msFuzzybutt]

@kaityation ur team spirit!no srsly -_- u need happy not downy!u'll get nothing done without it

[seventeencandles123]

Please put your hair in little pigtails before you chop it off. Triple dog dare ya.

[Choclatebubblegum]

@seventeencandles123 he already did in his new moon trailer reaction video

[greenapple97345]

@seventeencandles123 woww its not THAT long -__-



[13orangeones]

he kinda sounds like an awkward zombie gargling jellyfish flavored toothpaste if u keep tapping "0" at the beginning of the video :)

[thtsfunny7]

Can i touch your hair? ....Please 0.o

[EmoElmoOnHigh]

What is your address to send fanmail to? Because I am going to send some Pocky to you. And by 'some,' I mean a lot :D

[iYoshi13]

thumbs up if you find yourself calling people and things a douche canoe!

[MissTayJeezy]

Time for a hair cut :)

[rachelq1212]

you look super cute it douche canoe weather :D

[emilydarlingxo]

i hate this douche canoey weather, on tuesday i didnt need a coat and then wednesday theres like a frieken blizzard :(

[XxMaSyUxX]

haha, your so funny x)

[rockerchica17]

your gonna get sick get inside!

[metalhoodmetalhood2]

can you do a tutorial how you make your hair / which products you use? really like that haircut!

[justinbieberlovalol]

Hair o.0 cut it

[tootruefox]

I love your T-shirts I’ll pay double for one that you wore and still smells like you...........................­.................hahahaha just kidding I'm not some kind of freak. but would love one that you signed you should make some kind of contest I’m sure I’m not the only one that would like one. Or you can just give me one cuz I think your way awesome ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[vampirevanilla24]

Hey Matt where can i get a "don't be a douch canoe" t-shirt,i live out of the us so it's pretty difficult... :( i want one so bad!!!!!!!!! :/

[TheUnicornsarereal]

ya london ontario!

i live kinda close to there!

GO CANADA AWESOMENESS!

[demonmoocow]

dear mattg where in canada do u live i live tere aswell i live in bc near vancover if you lived in vancover i would SHIT MY PANTS

[weHaVeCoMmOnSeNsE]

FUK YA CANADA

WHERE IN CANADA DO U LIVE ???:O

[MetalCookieMusic]

In BC our winters are fucking freezing cold and our summers are unbearably hot D':

[Kwongtons]

I kinda want an ankle pool now, awesome video.

[homopathetic666]

You got me saying 'Douche Canoe' hahahhahah ;)

[blackveilbridesfrea1]

@homopathetic666 haha yea

[Gwabby]

Ordered a t-shirt last week, got about a month to wait for it though, bad times :(

[elfsboorg]

This is your best video ever!

[SuperTigger1000]

Hahah ur 2 funny mat! The weather sucks in Alberta 2, but in b.c it's nice! Lol o_o them pools are just so amazing eh? Haha :D

[ANBUblackops666]

I thought you were gonna douche a canoe :(

[FireEmblemMaster]

It's still winter in Canada when the rest of the world has spring. =( I feel so left out.

[Mattyd0990]

I love all the shirts there insanely awesome.

[JessicaWelch13]

ahhh matt i love you!<33333 lol sorry for the douchecanoe weather lmao i shall buy your awsome shirts!

[fujinakaheero2]

yeah... the weather was being a douche canoe.

I think everyone in canada is ready for spring now, it's been too cold this last week in canada's capital. =/ Not impressed, it was so nice out the week before. (in canada terms nice being +3C.. which means we all run around in sweaters and shorts, and talk about how warm it is.)

Thumbs up for being tough canadians!

[preon89]

haha, it's 20°c in belgium xd

[sebastiansobremonte]

Short season! yeah haha just like powerthirst! yeah!

[LivyLUVbug]

I know how you feel. Montana is the same way. :(

[daraku]

"goin' for the gold!!" got me...lol

[WHATSaDavid]

AAHHHHHUGGGGG!

So now that I have your attention! :D

[LOWENnotLORYN]

Who wears short shorts, MATTG WEARS SHORT SHORTS xD

[AliceRage1]

They're saying that it will be unusually cold and rainy for the next few months in my area of Canada...XD

The weather IS a douche canoe! I wanna wear a t shirt and not be freezing!

[CourtneyxDewar]

YOU LIVE IN LONDON!!!! I live in St. Thomas all this time I never even knew

[SaraInMonsterland]

i fucking love you and your nukey-ness. bitches.

[WeKnowKarateProd]

POCKYx30 cuz im too lazy to say pocky for as many boxes you have(:

[underwearmonster]

they are calling for more snow in toronto this wednesday :( i share your pain matt

[ElocinDuskSavid]

oh I love his Canadian accent!!!

[AFreshBreathOfDevin]

lol, I'm in love with the way you say about C:

[InTheEyesOfTheMoon]

Do you straighten your hair? 'Cause it's really nice-looking. (;

[free2bme14]

thumbs up for ad skipping!:D

[CCao7k]

OMG all that snow was so pretty at the beginning. I've never seen snow.

[AvaScoobyDooLovesYou]

1:21 - 1:45

HAHAHAH!!

Oh, Matt. I Love Your Videos.

[UnaRampage]

Thanks for showing YouTube what Canada's all about!!!!!!

[Kawazanga]

Matt id like to let you know that your videos are much better now

-sincerely your average viewer

[Brittnee22]

Ya know, I call people a douche canoe now. When i say it.. I get laughed at XD

[Cadegoestocollege]

yeah apparently a lot of the world is not experiencing Spring like weather and it's all snowy. That's why I feel kinda bad about posting my newest video. I kinda feel like I was rubbing it in everyone's face but I really didn't know! haha Oh well hopefully it warms up for everyone soon and it's not all douche cannoey. :P

[xBEEAWNKAHx]

yor fat.

[iSkankosaurus]

Dude you're Candian? Love you so much.

[brwnbb]

It's sunnny in Vancouver :) yayaya

[imXmature]

This was a great video. You did a great job! :D