Failed Pick-up Lines

[lbj23mvpjj]

"I'm just gonna go kill myself"

[jsa7fellon]

i watched this like a year ago and this is still so very funny! "about time u give me ur phone number!" ur awesome!

[jomenazu9]

@billthetrainer... LOL ur a loser

[juliant916]

did u actually get any numbers or no?

[ModeLTU]

Real life trolling is so fun

[EWirtz34]

The fatties always cough up the number no matter what.

[xluigix17]

Hey at least they got balls lol

[Turbo360Ca]

Does the last guy ever not fail?

[tinkleberri92]

baby if you were a jail sentence i'll tell them give me 25- life

[illman300]

omg, you couldnt even get the mcdonalds models

[mercefulwombat]

do you have a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants

[sciguy181]

not all were failures.

[bwidger]

girl: "no, sorry, i have a boyfriend"

guy: "oh ok. i'm now going to go kill myself"

lol

[weq7]

the last titanin was fucking hilliarius

[GhostScopez]

0:49 to 0:56 , BEST ONE LMAOOOOO !! :))

[GsOrtega93]

lmao what a guy

[cooroxd123]

2:21, might actually worked since they didnt tell us how it ended.

[cooroxd123]

@cooroxd123 and the retard line seems good too @ 2:16

[ZombyGenocide1]

@cooroxd123 lol if they actually tried

[naruto6660]

some of them were working o.e

[Irnwkr28]

Your suspose to slide up beside the girl smile at her. Then pull out a .50 caliber dessert eagle hand gun and push it against her head and say. Break your self Fool!!!. Give me your number NOW BITCH!!!!!! LOL

[MaxxBlackkout]

"uhmm i lost my number,

can i have yurs?"

"haa cute, im sorry"

lolzz thtz funni xD

[Calebforreal]

lol, but is the retard pickup line really a fail?

[bfox3000]

1:58 ok, im gonna go kill myself

[PI2OPHECYownz]

What r u doin tonight? Besides giving me a boner...that was hilarious

[FlyingSpartan]

where was this filmed?

[BboyAdflicto]

You should never say "Excuse me". What are you excusing for?

[ATLjade1]

"I've shit my pants, can i get in yours?" XD

[Charlestonthedrummer]

That guy Corey is hilarious! My favourite one is where he says 'My dad used to beat me...can I have your number?' LOL

[Alex13rules]

where is that? wut state?

[ArnelAbadSC9]

"uhh Excuse me, what are you doing tonight? Besides giving me a boner?" Hahahah!

[dasauce16]

You got balls man all girls these days act so hot fukin hate this era!!

[BoysofWar3]

these girls wish they had boyfriends....

[scheisskind69]

the last one is so frickin funny, he starts talking about how his grandfather died and suddenly "can i have your phone number" priceless :D

[christio8p]

Whats the point in even trying with these bitches?

[Vykuk123]

0:58 This girl going to be in the future Pornslut. $_$

[skater555556]

Wow it's sad because some of them worked

[928baller]

hahaahha. "CAN U MOVE?" LMAO

[JimmyDicker]

lol i like the retard one

[Seanbbn]

k the girl at the beginning seemed pretty damn trashy

[bryant24ownsU]

1. Get in the van

2. R ur parents retarded? Cause ur special.

[Jazzyjaxx55]

I just shit my pants. Can I have your number?

Seriously. Get a clue, I'll send you a quarter

[UrMomzDED]

girl at 0:59 is hot

[TF2legend]

ahahah the retard one works every time. Ima write that down.

[jmel93]

I love the one where he pretends to be a retard

[TheTaintedDeath]

lmao!

[BigboyDownStairs]

This guy is hilarious, and those chicks are way into themselves cause he's funny and he's not half bad lookin (no homo)

[mboutsa]

@BigboyDownStairs i agree man, but if u go up to a girl and say i shit my pants.. can i have ur number? it probably wont work :p the line with the titanic was good if he kept the convo going then he would of got it for sure

[jesseshulman]

@BigboyDownStairs I'd switch teams for him.

[boidoutlondon]

0:50 "what are you doing tonight besides giving me a boner" haha what a legend

[SprayedToTheBone]

2:21 Its funny that theyr even thinking about.

[ace1dominant1]

fucken losers

[Lardman678]

Hey, I'm sorry, I just shit in my pants. Can I have your number? That was the funniest shit ever.

[darkwar12345]

so what you doing tonight other than giveing me a boner?

[mattryanpurcell2336]

what was funny haha

[remixmaster5000]

@darkwar12345 lol

[robertcapa84]

Dude, with that body language and tonality, you could say the greatest things and still get turned down.

[porkypine745]

Well, i just shit my pants im going to go ride on it! LMAO

[pricanpapi007]

what are we doin tonight besides giving me a boner..

haha classic

[andrewlimmusician]

Will try these tonight :)

[Edwin301065414]

You should know that pick-up lines don't work without intent lol

[DirtyFaceCapon3]

You guys should go up to some black girls.

That would be funny

[sarge5000]

hahaha one said "sure" hahaha

[datingwomensex]

I see what you are saying and got the point. Good job.

[Rakkonai]

@ luichorocks nah m8 its definitely essex girls!!

[MasterTenku]

I think a couple of those were working, especially the special one

[luichorocks]

usa girls

easiest to pick up!!!

[MasterTenku]

@luichorocks Only if you have an accent which isn't American. They like that shit for some reason

[brown5md]

wtf. y does he always say he shit his pants

[NightlightFilms09]

kids today

[TRDSAM4ever2]

should do the boner one more often. lol

[GirtopolisArashiki]

i went to a carnival like this in viva vienna

[Koffidenda2]

and did you tried to pick up some ladies?

[GirtopolisArashiki]

@Koffidenda2

im a girl that is not a lesbian i repeat NOT A LESBIAN

[Koffidenda2]

@GirtopolisArashiki

You can still try and pick up some ladies for your brothers and nephews lol.

[GirtopolisArashiki]

@Koffidenda2

my brother lives in europe and i live in the usa...

[Koffidenda2]

@GirtopolisArashiki

You can pick some girls in usa and tell your brother who is in Europe to come and sleep with them

[GirtopolisArashiki]

@Koffidenda2

my brother is in the air force stationed in europe and the next time he coming is in 1 year and a half

[Koffidenda2]

@ GirtopolisArashiki

Just pick up some usa girls, video tape them and send the videos to your brother. He will like it.

[GirtopolisArashiki]

@Koffidenda2

sure...what ever u say

[Koffidenda2]

By the way GirtopolisArashiki, are you free tonight or it is gonna cost me?

[GirtopolisArashiki]

@Koffidenda2

im gonna cost u..... alot *wink*

[Koffidenda2]

@GirtopolisArashiki

I'm poor though, and i haven't got alot of money, how are we gonna do it? lol

[GirtopolisArashiki]

@Koffidenda2

u betta start mopping the floors at burger king xP

[Koffidenda2]

@GirtopolisArashiki , I have lost my number can i seriously have yours?

[GirtopolisArashiki]

@Koffidenda2

no (epic fail LOL)

[Koffidenda2]

Why not?. How about i takING you out for dinner....seriously?

[31mafiatheking]

you guys rock lol

[agnaeus]

hhahahhhahaha

[AdMiraLWafFleS18]

These vids are legendary.

[GoldenGhost42]

2:03 not a fail that retard thing works lol

[x0scimy0x]

"i just shit my pants. can i have your number?" lmao

[OmgItsAnett]

haha im gonna do this and see if any guys fall for it.

[Punk4Life408]

@ :48 the fat bitch was like wow this is a first a guy wanting my #

[DaCrazyJiffyLubeGuy]

@Punk4Life408 HAHAHA

[scabab90]

LMAO

[BRADLEYHUH]

((((Hey EXCUSE me DO you GUYS know WHERE the STARSHIP 3000 ow SHI sorry lmfao

[problematik1]

2:23 CHUNKY ALERT

[PUATERMINATORGNR]

0:58 Hot Babe.

[coolkid721]

hella funny

[offic3space]

LMAO

[Jurricane3]

1:01 HOTTTY!!

[asianoutcast87]

Your breasts are like Mount Rushmore. My face should be upon them.

[SolarAB]

excuse me, what are you doing tonight? besides giving me a bonner.. LOL so random hahah

[ilovetopostcomments]

haha "im too scared to go on it."

"by yourself? that sucks."

"well i just s**t my pants so im gonna ride on it."

"okay [i dont care]"

lmao.

[loveambs]

Bahaha!! Wow, I was the girl he said the "I shit my pants" line to! Lmao!

My friends and I thought it was freaking hilarious!

Couldn't turn down the number to humor like that though we thought it was a dare or something. We seriously couldn't stop laughing about it after when we talked about it.

Crazy, that was like 3 years ago at sangenaro feast. Definitely random my friend came across it who was with me and recognized we were in it. Too funny!

[gorrilaman00]

haha was that really u? these dude's a pretty funy... i used that retard one it only got me a couple dates with her lol

[Herrgolani]

@loveambs Are you the fat one or the hot one?

[francokills]

@loveambs can i have your number then?

[Trollers4Life]

1:00 she was hot

[BestTits]

nice

[cloverguy911]

best answer to the ones who said had boyfriends:

Girl: sorry I have a boyfriend

Guy: I have a goldfish

Girl: huh?

Guy: Oh I'm sorry I thought you were talking about shit that didnt matter

[Helios910]

Haha, that's very good.

[Tfirmin001]

when does that happen?

[LatestUFOSightings]

@cloverguy911 Wow, looks like you've been studying mystery method well...faggot

[adonys10]

@cloverguy911 XD

[maudyvonshaudy]

Lol next time I go to kings dominion I'm doing this

[startwithwho]

omfg i cant beleive that the whit my pants one works

[brsRker]

LOLOLOLOLOL "i just shit my pants" can i have your number?

[PandazRock12]

lol wow teehee i kept laughing! i rate it 5!! nice! :D

[mastermindrj]

the last one was good too!!!

[mastermindrj]

2:03 not failled!!!

[Obamadose]

HAHAAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!

[divinityzoo]

Wow you have some balls man. I applaud you.

[mitchyisgay]

soo unsmooth at 1:04 lol. should have said:

"excuse me....can i buy you a drink or should we just go straight to my hotel room?"

[gamehead91]

dude did he just say that he shit his pants? WTF is that all about man? here I got one for you guys. do you clean your pants with windex? because I can practicly see my self in them

[strokethesheep]

This is brilliant, im going to go make one of these.

[waterlogged13]

the one at 2:19 seemed like it almost worked on them

[sillyboy313]

hahahah 2:03

[xstonerxivoryx]

haha nice

[stan3331]

LMFAO dude u have balls xD

[sugarangel3]

You know they aint fat,,, plus fat girls do it best =]

[McFlanker]

AHAHAHAH!!! You guys are hilarious...What's with all the "I just shit my pants" stuff though...so random.."I'm gonna go kill myself now"

[sushi1008]

i have been there good thing i wasnt there when you were

[luig1080]

epic fail

[refuckulate420]

Not really a fail because they weren't really trying :P.

[commandvideo]

I am wonder how those guys with fat chicks going on ??! i can,t go out with a girl even have a little fat !

[SammyJr3]

This would have been better if the camera didn't suck lol. Still 5 stars though :)

[bludika]

u know what, i give this guy credit, he has no fear of the approach, so if he uses a real opener, he can pick up easily

[jordanzell1]

"I just thought I'd act like a retard cause you seem like special girls"- love that one.

[MsOblivionFreak]

Last one = win.

[Supaduck0]

"i thought i'd act like a retard cos you seem like really special girls"

- that was easily the funniest pick up line i've ever heard

[1992dakota]

em fat ones gave him theirnumberlol

[calctmnt]

u guys are fuckin awesome lol

[stixxy99]

LMAO!!

[qphellohellohelloqp]

lol i just shit my paints can i have yours XD

[152535251]

2:50 they were in to him

[PinoyWearsPrada]

Bakersfield?

[SilkRoad33]

i had to do this last week cuz i lost a bet....ends up the people beside the girl i was asking out..were her parents. FMyLife

[pdema030]

"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

GOLD!

[Tristansydni]

yall have guts :D thats awesome. hahahahaha. xD

[KIDCARRETV]

I just shit my pants...lol

[KickenItOldSchool]

It worked Once and it was a fat chick, but you guys have guts I just don't get how you do that lol

[RangeCookie]

lol i have never seen someone get rejected by so many ugly girls so many times lol...ily tho dude just for trying =)

[Mustacio]

don't tell me you go up to random chicks and tell them these lines. this is a joke, not serious.

[RangeCookie]

no shit dude....i never said this was serious, but its alot of fun me and my friends do this :) it works out sometimes lol

[Mustacio]

i hate wen it does work out, cus then it just not fun wen they like it. especially if a fat chick likes it

[RangeCookie]

lmfao why would u try these lines to a fat chick hahhaha

[Unwantedkiller]

i love it :P

[igotapk]

lol the last one was funny 2:03 was the best pickup line ever!

[lonnieNII]

i lost my number can I have yours ? haha classic

[Freshkix357]

LMFAO 3:23

[EmoAvenger11]

you two are nicee...i dont see how those failed ;)

[michaelturpin]

"my great grandfather died on da titanic, dats very ofensiv. can i hav ur #?" HA, OWND.

[countrygirljs]

haha i love it

[DATFATJAMACANGUY]

give this guy a medal already

[ColombianGamecube]

Man, I have to do this with my friends.

[kinghandlesll]

Hahaha pretty funny...i would never use a bad pickup line even for fun, i agree that was very ballsy. XD 5*

[Freshkix357]

but seriously have fun with ur life...it is so much fun when you're with ur friends and ur doin stuff like this...i wasnt usin bad pickup lines i was akin random girls for hugs its soo fun. IF U DO THIS YOU CANT HAVE SELF ESTEEM ISSUES lol.u will get turned down alot but its so fun and some girls will hug you.try it

[kungakalo]

that was some guy with some BALLLSSS hahah so funny

[citizen320]

5 stars that was fucking hilarious.

[thegrapebeyond]

lmao what a oduche

[cluelesschic10]

i just sh*@ my pants can i have ur number. im gunna go kill my self

are you a hooker how much lol

[Loveisalie08]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[ConfusedHobbes]

"i thought id act like a retard because you seem like a real special girl"

[BlankMessageTV]

this si fucking awesome!