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  • Power: ability to split into two

    Reason: can do math homework and watch movies AT THE SAME TIME.

    weakness: very, very draining. need more sleep.

  • Power: Teleportation

    Reason: Can go anywhere at anytime, and because I would be moving at the speed of light, and the more i teleport, the longer it takes for me to age.

    Weakness: Teleporting can be traced, so I be followed by only the ones who believe that it can happen, also can only go places I have seen or been.

  • power: teleportation

    Reason: can go anywhere at any time at the speed of light why not ( with cool black smoke)

    Weakness: can only go places Ive seen before ( or by picture mwahahahahaha )

  • Power: SEM Invisibility (not actually turning invisible, but manipulating others' perception of me)

    Reason: Great superhero power, criminals can't see you, also: Beating up mimes.

    Weakness: Requires concentration and a whole shit load of practice to use proficiently

  • dumbasffff yr stupid. getting that from avatar, really yr lame.

  • Stretching/Made of rubber

    Reason: Luffy on One Piece has it, and he's KICK ASS.

    Weakness: Sharp objects.

  • ...adhesive secretion. Who wouldn't want to sweat glue? huh? HUH!?

  • superpower: understanding of physics

    reason: to pass my exam

    weakness: Still fail at mathematics

  • telekinesis isnt a superpower because humans can actually develop it by practicing it usually takes about 6 months of practice to move a pen away from you

  • i already have a super power. im super annoying lol

  • I'd want waterbending

    reason: water exists everywhere, i could slash things with water, make the molecules of water thin enough to slash thru things, EVEN move water molecules inside the human blood to move there bodies as well.

    weakness: any superpower that can outwit me. for example chain me or something i dunno lol

  • Mind controll 4 sure

  • teleportation.

    weakness: requires alot of energy

  • Reshape reality at will

    Weakness: Paradox

  • Time manipulation (time travel, speed up time, slow down time, freeze time, oh, and immunity to aging while using my power)

    Weakness: can't change history without something even worse happening

  • I would probably like to have the super-power of laser-vision, that way i could easily like light a fire etc. but also it would be good because if someone was trying to steal your wallet you could zap their hands off, and you could easily just blow a hole in someone's face.

    my weakness would be: if I use it for too long it will burn the cells in my brain and i must also be very careful, because lasers never end so i might accidentally blow someones head off if i'm chopping down a tree.

  • I'd have to dissagree with all of you, I'd say

    SUPER power: Freezing time

    Reason: Practical, you know, do your work for school or whatever, and relax for the entire day... minus whatever time it took to think about pausing time to do it in the first place. It can be dont literally infinate ammounts of time until you want to die. Then live your life and die :)

    Weakness: Kryptonite. jk, You can only do it 4 times a day, and you get ENORMOUSLY tired after each use (hence the 4 times a day)

  • Empathic mimically- to

    Mimic others powers

  • power of reading minds. weakness people having really annoying thoughts

  • The ability to SHAPESHIFT into anything.

    Well it's just awesome that's why.

    WEAKNESS: Acid...(Cause that would just suck ass...am i right?)

  • Has any1 seen the show Misfits if i could choose a power from a character in the show it would be Curtis's his power is turn back time and that would be usfull if u said somthing wrong or did somthing bad in life but the downside to it is that as in the show u can only rewind time when u regret what u done

  • You kidding? Cellular Regeneration/Healing Factor, whatever you want to call it. You can live forever and heal from wounds super quickly.

  • Teleportation. It's the power that would serve me at any occasion. And if we allow god mode, complete control over space and time/Ability to create anything.

  • Hmm, I'd have to go with either invisibility or mind control

  • SUPERPOWER: Psychokinesis (Power that includes metamorphosis, telekinesis, power over magnetism, phasing through matter, control of photons, self-levitation, ability of speeding or slowing down the vibration of atoms to modify temperature, transmutation of matter, and telekinesis.)

    PRO: Nearly no physical limits.

    WEAKNESS: Mortality still limits you.

  • Time control, The ability to manipulate time and bend it in anyway possible.

  • Fly like with wings. pretty much an avarge cruzing speed of 88-98 mhp

    pro: well ya know

    con: being shot out of the sky (man that would really hurt)

  • i would like to be a shapeshifter, but i gain the power(s) or skill(s) of the person i shapeshift into. my weakness is when i get 50 feet near the person i'm in the form of, i change into my original form.

  • I already have Superman's powers But I'm not weakened but Kryptonite I'm weakened by copper

  • My power would be to absorb the powers of others by either stand near them or holding onto them(if I stood near them it would last for more than a week and would be overwritten if I stood by some one else) but by holding onto some I take there power away from them

    Pros: being able to have almost all powers

    Cons: to many would cause body to overload(i die)

  • i would have either Superspeed or teleportation

    Superspeed cons, dizzyness

    Superspeed pro, well you know its superspeed!

    teleportation cons i cant really think of any, Really

    teleportation pros, get up for college at 8:59 Arrive at 8:59

  • The power of Claire Bennet from the show Heros, look it up

  • My power would be to have enhanced senses like Vision= thermal/night/x ray, long range sight, plus microscopic eyesight. Smell= animals including humans from miles away. Touch= to be able to shut down sensors to heat/cold and pain. Hearing= to be able to hear the tiniest sounds and whispers. Taste/System= immune to poison.

    Weakness= Paranoia

  • genie. id wish fore all the powers, duh. weakness, alchoholics

  • i want super speed so if theirs a pop quiz id be able really quick run over to another table and copy of answers ... weekness um slow motion security cameras cuz they might catch me

  • super power: what i imagine in my mind can happen in real =D

    weakness: my consontration is easy to break =/

  • to control all 5 elements[5 one is darkness]my weakness is i cant controll giant stuff and i need the elments around me

  • to turn invisible my weakness is i have a tiny outline so i could still get killed by like geting shot of knifed

  • I'll go with telekineses too (or whatever you spell that) :)

  • Teleporting FTW

  • Awesome vid I agree with you on the whole superman thing. If I had a superpower it would be the control of lightening and all the effects that surround with it. My weakness would most likely have to me water and anything rubber.

  • BS= baloney sandwich, my friend

  • But anyway, my power(s) are very hard to describe ._. You would just have to see to understand my desires.

  • stretch power so i can get a beer with out missing the nebraska game lol

  • straight up mind control

  • Multiplying Power!

  • I would have the power to control minds. Easily this should be the most instantaneous choice. This way if someone else has a power for instance than you can pretty much have that power as well. Plus being dictator of the world can't be that bad right? Just like set up some bot system or something. Weakness: Insanity and loneliness

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  • dude telekenises is a good defensive thing,,, you can have a bunch of knives floating around you,,, LOL

  • i want to have jedi/sith powers

    i can move stuff around

    i can shoot/blast lightning

    ect.....

    my weakness is....well mostly evrything that can hurt a normal guy can hurt me to.

  • The ability to duplicate myself into at least 3 other copies. That way I can accomplish multiple things at the same time and never be stressed out. My weakness would be that like after a certain amount of time my copies would return to me, filling me with all of their experiences and things they learned. That way I can't overload without exploding my brain.

  • flying!!

  • Umbrakinesis hands down

  • shape shift i could turn into mehgan fox

    

  • to make anything i want to appear in front of me

  • the ability to have any super power i want

    weakness:chuck norris

  • Bhahah REALITY WARPING BITCHES !!! I AM A FUCKING GOD !

  • reality warping for me

  • time control

    weakness: almarm clocks

  • time control

  • supperpower: invisibility(include no scent[police dogs cant "snif" you out)

    reason: hunting(man or animal[prditor]), stalking/"keeping an "eye"on someone, sneeking into "fun" locations

    weakness: paint/tar/anything sticky and not transperant.

  • @spypengen plus clothes, you would have to run around in the nude O_O

  • i want to power to be a epic badass weapon master. i can pull out weapons from thin air and use it like a badass and with super human ability. weakness: tired fast

  • the ability to seduce woman, oh and also understand them :D

  • i would like the ability to teleport and no breathing power

  • ive always wanted to be telekinetic every since i saw the movie matilda haha :P but i also wanna be invisible and play pranks on people :]

  • phasing idk it is really cool

  • i would like to be the god

  • hey u forgot about minipulateing light to make yourself invisible XD

  • how about shapeshifting...for the ladies

  • I would have the power to create and control every electric thing in the world ... and shoot lightning from my hands ... basically I would be a walking surge of 999 trillion volts. and my powers could do stuff from the game infamous but I never run low. and my weakness would be wood lol

  • @rawr13245 HAX! That's my ability, but not as uber >:(

  • that would be awesome!!!! fire is so cool especially fire monkeys......... especially ninja fire monkeys............... especially ninja fire monkeys that play video games.........................­...... especially ninja fire monkeys that play video games while riding a motorcycle....................­...................... especially ninja fire monkeys that eat pizza while playing video games on a motorcycle....................­.;) lol

  • i would choose everything heat, i could controll fire, lava......... the SUN............... i could make a bowl of popcorn in the matter of miliseconds with fire, i could go on a rampage, get arrested, and burn my handcuffs off with lava, and how cool would it be to control the sun....!!??!!??

  • what are we humans most affraid of? dying right? well here goes mine

    INMORTALITY

  • I would have the ability to control molecules and shit. You could make the molecules in a table move faster until it was liquified, then move them faster and turn the liquid into a gas and let the molecules go and watch them disappear into the air. You could also reshape them or something. And if you were quick enough and someone shot at you with a bullet, you could stop it. The weakness is that you'd have to concentrate really hard.

  • stop time and control it tht wud be awsem smash a window rob a house not getting cougt

  • Control time. It would definitely the best.

  • After reading some comments i would choose to manupikate atoms you would not only be able te reconstruct things but you can also melt things or turn is in to steam even make fire weakness :probaly a few second limit till it will melt

  • I'd be a wolf wing, their cool because they have wings in the human state! Weakness: a small room (claustraphobic!!! Like me!!)

  • Control over magnetic fields! Think about it. Everything has a magnetic field, and everything is held together by magnetic fields. Not only could you just dissolve your enemies, but you could walk through walls, move things around (throw stuff at your enemy, make things float to you, etc.), fly......like telekinesis only BETTER!

  • @3qui1i6riM ok you mean like Magneto right?

  • @Gusty911 sort of! On a much different level than magneto! Magneto seemed to be in control of metal! Not magnetism! so yes and no! =)

  • I've already thought of this long time ago... Telekienesis...

  • The ability to become chuck Norris

    O dam u need a weakness, um ok fines

    Weakness: Old spice guy

  • The Ability to stop time would be the best. because it would be the same as telekinesis but with better defensive abilities... like stuff comes flying at you. boom you stop time move around it, go up to your enemy, unstop time and punch him in the face. Epic win

  • @Richty227 If you stopped time then the particles in the air around you would stop moving. No breathing. No movement. Not a very good superpower... Unless of course you could move things but that if you think about it would be impossible.

  • i want the power of logical powers like deductable reason sorry for spelling and math but my weakness is DAN

  • gravity manipulation ftw! u can basically do the same things as with telekinesis, but with a few different perks. in 2nd is the power to make people vomit with your mind. very versatile. think about it

  • there are two powers that i feel i could have. one or the other of course, but i can't decide

    first, to be unaffected by age past puberty. when my body would reach full maturity, my body would not change on its own. i would still be subject to sickness, and i could be killed, but by living a healthy life style, i could wait until science has reached a point where sickness would be a thing of the past, ie. curing cancer or genetic diseases

    that or telepathy: planting thoughts and reading minds

  • I would want the ability to change and move atoms. You could make yourself liquid or completely change an object.

  • purely defensive ability, teleportation

  • I would be like kick ass and have metal nerve endings and an extremely high threshold for pain

  • My superpower: Crotch-to-air missiles.

  • probabley to control fire that would freaking awesome.For example, lets say your at a steak house and you steak is not hot enough you can make it warmer......... Im such a genius......

  • Telepathy. All the way. To enter ones mind and manipulate them and know what they know. No one could stop you. You can enter their mind and tell them to do whatever you want. Even if precise you could enter more then one at a time and hear everyone and control them. Total freaking control, dude. You have no enemy if you if it is you in their mind.

  • the ability to stop time you can stop time and move 20 feet away and dan if you read this comment back to me

  • flying

  • i would have the ability to see thrpugh stuff (walls, doors, etc.), to control time (most popular one), and to walk through objects. i would use these for good things (or naughty things), oh i would also like the power of invisibility

  • and of course, matter

  • I would want the ability to tamper with time and space, is that the right term?

  • If I had any Superpower, it would be:elastic

    So i can strecth my arms. and get a hotdog in las vegas, and stretch my hands, so its huge and hold people captive

  • I'd have the ability to time travel you know like hiro nakamora from hero's "tm" that's the type of thing that can be useful in the way that you can go back and see how people realy lived, my weakness is being human and letting curiosity get the better of me that's our only downfall I think curiosity what you guys think???

  • i would choose mind control and i would do things like make my favorite female celebrity want to have sex with me or i could take over the mind of the person who holds the keys to wal-mart and have him take things out of the store and load them onto my car and i wouldn't be selfish i would help people a lot such as the legalization of marijuana or steel for family's in need so many awesome things i would do

  • the ability to pause and temprarily reverse time and manipulate matter (ie. make air solid

    my weakness is that my powers de-activate in my sleep

  • @Biteme7771 I think you got that last part from a book

  • Time. Time is like the ultimate super power. If you are taking a test it'll be wicked easy to cheat, just pause time and look at your notes! You wont have to do homework: just take it out then fast foward a half hour, when it's done! You could do whatever you want, just for the experience, then rewind to before it happened. If you ever want to diet, you could just fast foward to when the diet is done. Like I said, ultimate super power.

  • @4Wanita what about the stuff that happens when you fast forward

  • Psychic Domination - mind control anyone,you dont need other powers

  • i would have either shapeshifting or control over time... with shapesshifting, you change what you look like... colors and shapes... if you turns into something like a cat, you would have the mind of a cat and not be able to turn back... so you'd have to turn into something smart enough to change you back. also, if you turned into an object, you can't turn back or live because you dont have a brain or any vital organs.

  • i would be like flash. i could run on water, run so fast i dont need the power of flight, i could vibrate m molecules they can pass through other molecules (look it up he can do that), also, defense dodge cuz i can move that fast, and offence run up and punch with the speed and it would hit hard! but the flashes one weaknesss he runs out of eneergy fast so he needs to eat alot

  • phycic powers are cool but like in zelda it could run out

  • Easy! The power to manipulate the elements.

  • I would say Super Speed. Fast enough to run on air, and therefor fly, and also the ability to vibrate yourself too fast to be seen by the human eye, making you invisible as well.

  • super speed is what i would chose

  • To be able to control time. That includes: freezing time(I could have so much fun with that ;) ) and being able to go into the past and future.

  • I wanna read peoples minds.

  • I would want to have the ability to turn back time. I could correct my mistakes, I could win the lottery, I could help someone from dying, if something I had done could have altered their course and make my brother say, not get hit by a truck while riding on his bike. (even though that never really happened, just an example) I could keep him at school a little longer to where that truck would have already passed by. USEFUL! :)

  • 1:55 Yes you could, and defense for telekinesis is better than the offense.

  • The ability to control time. The defensive capabilities would be incredible. Anything bad happening, pause time and move out of the way. The offensive capabilities would be awesome as well. Imagine fighting an enemy you can't even react to. And if I hit someone when time is slowed down, but I'm still normal, from there perspective, my fist would be traveling faster than a bullet.

  • I agree with the TK power. Another overlooked aspect of it is that you could move air away from someone, and suffocate them (villians only). Also, you mentioned the defensive capabilities of TK. I think that if, for example, someone was shooting at you, stopping the bullets would be impossible just from the sheer velocity. Turning them, however, might work. Then you get into the ethics of 'but who does it hit?' and this is where you need a sidekick with SUPER MORALS!

  • being able to manipulate shadows and the dark...with my mind. It would be so kick-a**!!!

  • telekinesis

  • My number one power would have to be teleknesis hands down. its always been my favorite. and then the other would to manipulate reality(magic)

  • I can trasform to anyone or anything but I have to touch that person or thing first

  • either to be invisible or fly weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • the power to have EVERY weakness....

  • With VERY precise telekinesis, defense is amazing!! Anything coming at you? Deflected, thank you very much. On top of that, you can manipulate proton an neutron to change matter on a basic molecular level, or photons so they don't bounce off you, making you invisible, or creating a black out zone, or the opposite, a blinding ray. Or you could force someone's eyes to close, it's really simpler. Telekinesis, when extremely precise, is THE shit.

  • @Frereasteph Yeah...haha i was like uhhh defense should be no problem what is that guy saying!! :)

  • Tranformation into whatever or whoever I want (with the exception of God, of course!).

  • X-Ray! Hihihi...

  • speed

  • @thetube54

    I dunno,snapping my fingers.

  • Power to open portals would be pretty damn cool, it would be limited to earth as its weakness. Imagine it! I could easily stick my hand into a bank vault and get money, i could make a group of terrorists appear in the middle of the ocean. I wouldnt need a car, i could go where i wanted in seconds.... gah, thatd be awesome lol

  • hmm, i would like to be like sub-zero, ice lord, would be sweet, and or mind controll

  • The power to stop time.Imagine all the possibilities!

  • I would go Super Saiyan 4 Gogeta. Those would be my powers. :) Lol

  • telekeneses is awesome you rock dan!!! p.s Ive always dreampt of having it!!!

  • Teleportation.Very fricking good.So I don't have to pay for going between countries.

  • To shoot electricty from my hand :3

  • Power of space (physics) oh yeaaah!

  • Invisibility for sure. Reading people's minds would be good, but only if I could pick minds to read at a particular time. I don't want to get a headache from hearing everybody at once. haha

  • i would time travel/ teleport

  • Well normally I would go for intangability walk thru walls ect. But that's kind've cheep so I will say invisiblillity

  • super speed

  • Mind control would be very handy.

  • superman is my hero plz u dont even have powers so dont talk and stay getting sweaty arm pits plz

  • i would have the power of superfast learning!! imagine learning like... kung fu in a week or other sweet stuff!! (i would actually prefer telecanises, but you already took it!)

  • telekinesis = The Force

    that is what i want

  • Well... i would really like the power of heightened senses. Not super strength or super speed or any of that bull.... just a little stronger and a little faster....basically all round o, not great but not terrible at anything.

  • i would like invisibility! but it's probably something that will eventually lead me to do evil rather then good. can i be God? nah that's probably just as bad as invisibility... So... regeneration would be sweet i guess. long lifespan, never get sick... sweet :)

  • The ability to stop time it's like super speed and teleportation and more in 1!!! On the dirtyer side of this you could pants some chick with out them even knowing:D and if you wanna go further well in short your just gross ;(

  • to see invisible peoples and run really fast and telekenesis

  • i just woke up after a dream that i had every superpower in the world. that's why i searched for it.

  • id wud have super strenght like the HULK so technicaly id be unstoppable az dan said u carnt lift cargo ships but the hulk az u can see iz virtualy unstoppable

  • I choose the power to brainwash people because i could control people to open their locks or defend myself with controling super heros and best of all, YOU CAN GO ROB BEST BUY WHENEVER YOU LIKE. All you gotta do is mind control people while youre getting away

  • same as you

  • i would have the super power to make things (even uninvented items) appear out of nowhere, so i could have any super power i want, because of the advances of SCIENCE!

  • The ability to just 'jump' locations like in the movie Jumpers, lol! Why have to unlock anything when you can just 'jump' into that room or space? And then you can travel the entire world (or universe?) without having to deal with customs and stuff! Using it for good is so easy as well. A gunman holding a guy hostage, just warp in front of him, rip the gun from them, kick their ass and be done with it! Vigilante justice! xD

  • @Fluffymiyster haha i own you with my power

  • @fpsScott I'm not even sure I fully understand what the hell your power is, XD!! Sounds kind of like time-travel, but you can also repeat the same moment again (Like...not exactly rewinding time...or going forward in time...), but I'm probably totally wrong here, so feel free to elaborate, ^_^

  • @Fluffymiyster Reality warping is the ability to alter reality, and is often regarded as the ultimate superpower among comic fans. Generally, it translates as the ability to reshape matter and energy, turn a person's thoughts or desires into reality, bend time and space ,twist or possibly even rewrite the laws of physics.

    i can do anything, fly billion times the speed of light if i want or destroy the universe or heck even make a few

  • @fpsScott Well then, good sir (or ma'am? I'm guessing you're male though since your name consists of 'Scott'), I do believe you are quite right in that your power 'owns' mine, xD!

    And ewie, comic fan, lol! No, I'm playing...I'm an anime nerd (and damn proud of it for anyone else reading this!) so I'm not really poking fun at you :)

  • @Fluffymiyster reli ? same here haha, what anime you watch ?

    i watch one piece, naruto, bleach, hitman reborn.

  • @fpsScott ARGH!!! You're a main-streamer!!! xD! Death Note is forever one of the best anime out there and nobody gives it recognition because it deals with thinking and not actual fighting. But try to give it a shot, the character L is the most unique anime character you will ever find! And...um...poor Dan, we're kinda messing up his comment area with all our chatter that's no longer related to super powers...xD

  • @Fluffymiyster lmao, i have seen death note start to finish haha, absolute hate the ending and when L dies. the second part is no were near as good cause L not there. you seen the alternative ending ? ill give you the link if you want, its such a better ending in my opinion.

  • @fpsScott Let's see...the ending you're speaking of is Light going berserk on L's grave? I saw the alternate way Light and L met as well, from the DN movie (which had L's funeral). And yes, I agree, Mello, Near (and we fangirls never can forget Matt, no matter how short his screen time was!) just weren't as cool as L...

  • @Fluffymiyster no mate thats not the ending, here the link -

    watch?v=Ue8fM2FBL_A

  • @fpsScott That wasn't the full link. Rather, YT cut it off. You're free to PM it to me though, ^_^

  • @Fluffymiyster ok i will

  • reality warping on a infinite level........

    -_-

    your a god

  • control minds

  • extreme regenration like wolverine(with some unbreakable bones)Weakness althought invincible to physical dmg u can always throw wolverine in fire.

  • The ability to: Control Z

    When you make a mistake: Travel back in time!

    The downside is: If you fuck up all time you end becoming a BABY!

    nah... I would probably have telekinesis too... If you get caught doing something you must not do, you can just manipulate the person(s) to ignore it...

  • hay but teleknese doesen't compare to extreme speed.

  • i would like the power to teleport. and with it i would need imortality. in case i teleport to somewhere dangerous

  • Go back in time. Just go back in time. not forward. Weakness? To get older by a second, everytime i go back in time.