LMFAO @ Crystal! That is the dirtiest comment thats EVER come out of her proper little mouth! "Volcanic in their intensity" haha! Shes so proper, never even says any bad words, and very polite then says some sexual comment with VERY creative expressive words :)
Also Roseanne is completely in the wrong here, and is being very insecure when Dan's never given her reason not to trust him (aside from that Zimmer woman, which wasnt cheating neway) no one can control their dreams, gimmie a break!
"That's Patrika Darbo. She played Roseanne in "Roseanne and Tom- Behind the Scenes"(movie)-"
@shamsky4evr interesting tidbit. I did not know that. But I did know that Danielle Harris (who played neighbor Molly Tilden in Season 5) played Roseanne's daughter Jessica in another 1994 TV movie ROSEANNE: THE UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY.
I've seen this episode tons of times on TV, and never have I seen the part from about 3:00 to 4:02. That was hilarious hearing Crystal say that. I wonder why they cut it out on TV.
she has NO idea who Dan is!
churchorganfan 2 months ago
Roseanne has red hair....
libbybaby2001 3 months ago
crystal is one ugly unnatttractive bitch
Treylogan218BR 5 months ago
that red head is the lady that sits next to roseanne in the bingo episode xD
MsKillerqueen5 5 months ago
I'd like to have a 3 way with Jackie and Crystal.
whitetruck76 6 months ago
"Damn.. She's cuteeee!" OMFG. I seriously almost pissed my pants.
andrealoveseugene 6 months ago 5
Best of Dan's dream huh? A fat redhead.
MoniqueADyer 6 months ago
LMAO dans in bed sleeping making all those noises roseanne just stares LOL
RENTluver06 11 months ago
"Maybe be can get together of these weekends and kill something."
spyroandcynderrock75 1 year ago 2
Crystal made me laugh so hard here LMAO
tinkercheng 1 year ago 2
"Damn - she's cute." Perfect Roseanne response.
sandyh59 1 year ago 5
lmfao.
"...you're dreaming about other women!"
"Roseanne, you're blowing this way out of proportion, it's not a lot of other women, it's just one woman... that did not help me..."
"The same woman everytime?"
"At least I'm faithful..."
omg, that made me spit water out my nose laughing. I love this show!
doda 1 year ago 4
I laughed a lot with this episode, because the first thing that popped into my head was, "What girl wouldn't dream about Sean Connery?"
LalalandLadyDuck 1 year ago
LMFAO @ Crystal! That is the dirtiest comment thats EVER come out of her proper little mouth! "Volcanic in their intensity" haha! Shes so proper, never even says any bad words, and very polite then says some sexual comment with VERY creative expressive words :)
Also Roseanne is completely in the wrong here, and is being very insecure when Dan's never given her reason not to trust him (aside from that Zimmer woman, which wasnt cheating neway) no one can control their dreams, gimmie a break!
jpanderson06 1 year ago 2
this is like that episode of King of the Hill...
Epicsaursus 1 year ago 2
nope shes it
dammmm shes cute
yfset8 1 year ago
That's Patrika Darbo. She played Roseanne in "Roseanne and Tom- Behind the Scenes"(movie)-
shamsky4evr 2 years ago
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"That's Patrika Darbo. She played Roseanne in "Roseanne and Tom- Behind the Scenes"(movie)-"
@shamsky4evr interesting tidbit. I did not know that. But I did know that Danielle Harris (who played neighbor Molly Tilden in Season 5) played Roseanne's daughter Jessica in another 1994 TV movie ROSEANNE: THE UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY.
musicaltheatergeek79 5 months ago
well there's this woman, she works at.....i know her....
ha ha.
requiem4boheme 2 years ago
in later seasons, it was always gay story lines or david and darlene. the early seasons were about everyone.
shamsky4evr 2 years ago 3
The earlier seasons were so much better. I don't like how the writers changed the show's storyline in the later seasons.
lavalamp188888888888 2 years ago 13
Roseanne: "Well your hittin' the couch, buddy!" and she throws the pillow at him, "And take your little tramp with ya'!"
LMAO(:
MrBudman77 2 years ago 7
im keeping the house, he can have the kids but im keeping the house!!!!
XD XD XD
XxPunkRockChikaxX 2 years ago 7
Jackie's checkmate sound sounds annoying.
AArmendariz12 2 years ago
I just love Crystal. I'm sad she got lost somewhere in the later episodes. :(
cmetalangel249 2 years ago 20
yeah, wat happened 2 her anyway?
puffygirl300 2 years ago
"Jackie..Crystal...this is Carl...he's a big loser...would you like cream, Carl?"
LMAO!!
joeperrysbabe 2 years ago 22
"Oh you can't wait to get back to sleep can you?"
iloveyourstory 2 years ago 9
are they shure thats not drew carey in a wing
LOL XD
littlemissmulan2011 2 years ago
6:27 reminds me of an episode of full house.
keleic 2 years ago 2
"and take your little tramp with you!"
hahaha!
PinkFluffyHearts 3 years ago 11
shhhhhh it's my wife lol dan is the best!!
CalebTheGatekeeper 3 years ago 3
I've seen this episode tons of times on TV, and never have I seen the part from about 3:00 to 4:02. That was hilarious hearing Crystal say that. I wonder why they cut it out on TV.
coasterroller2 3 years ago 5
Love this episode!!! Hehe, so cute.
6151RichmondStreet 3 years ago 3