Eagleman (The Original)

[TheEe1212]

i've seen better acting in porn -.-

[CrisMinuano]

0:14 does anybody else scared now? D:

[MiguelAMX1]

Wttfff

[coodoo17]

So what, did they just have an eagle costume lying around or something?

[MrWc867]

Forget him, I much rather talk to Flo from Progressive!

[MrWc867]

Eagle man managed to do fine untill he disappeared one day. He happened to land on top of a 4x4 dooley pickup in the backwoods of Kentucky that had 4 good ol boys with missing teeth and 2 coolers of beer. He should have thought twice when he saw the shotguns displayed in the back window. RIP Eagle Man.

[CuTeDeViLTV]

god damit

[CrisMinuano]

"I got something, for yoooouuu"

That shit scares me a lot

[jadedmastermind]

I didn't know it was possible to skid when driving 5 mph!

[KenMacMillan]

In real life Eagleman is fucking one of those chicks. The other one is his sister.

[KenMacMillan]

Eagleman crushed the roof of her car then tried to sell her insurance.

[KenMacMillan]

Did he just shit a lottery ticket?

[B1NARYP0Ny]

I bet you thought that Eagleman was alive

NOPE

It's just Chuck Testa with another realistic mount. 

[magicKALEN123]

thumbs up if u where came hear by kpopp

[ccabrera1610]

"I've got something for youuu.. *sound* " LOL !

[SilentAttackTV]

ಠ_ಠ

[Criticalt3]

When did the blonde get out of the car? o_o

[Dyno247365]

That acting was porno-worthy.

[nightzeroAX]

Ah the 90's. A nostalgic age of my time. However if you think this is weird look at commercials from the 80's and 70's.

[1XxPrettyGirlxX2]

AAAARRGGHHHH

IT BURNS

[Luxo62094]

Seems legit.

[mothrasaurus]

Tell me if I should make a G Major video of this or not

[TheRazorHound]

"(remembers line) ... No!"

[skinnycreep]

The human race is doomed! There's no reason to live.....!!!! *throws self in front of speeding L train, survives, sees eagle man commercial again in hospital, runs screaming to top of Sears Tower and jumps off*

[CanadianHitman08]

Why doesn't this remind me of some creepy ass porno!

[eddfredandkyle]

this was on worlds dumbest performers

[KaminariKatsuya]

Could someone send this to Ray William Johnson already?

[vey2go]

tripin balz



[Tenkagethewise]

man this is so bad it good

[snevarez89]

Ide cook that egg...

[lilwhitestang]

That's gotta be Eagle Man.

NOPE!

It's Chuck Testa.

[gocleanwaste]

haha!! The acting is almost as bad as our commercial

watch?v=nughUrMKECg

[Earlyrae]

THE ACTING. IT'S BREATHTAKING.

[AtticWarrior1994]

I love how the woman flinches when she sees the eagle lay an egg.

[Roguerein13]

wow I thought this commercial was the worst commercial...

watch?v=nughUrMKECg

But I think this one takes the cake.

[TheTrueHolyDarkness]

Wow. This was the most awesomely bad commercial ever. xD

Brings a nostalgic tear to my eyes.

~Out~

[Unit076]

My God, this doesn't make any sense whatsoever

[DeadRisingSeive]

oh look at those low rates....

[jadonSteve]

sorry i almost flaged this video

[ApplePaai]

Oh my God, I remember this commercial... I didn't know it was from 1993.. It must have still been showing in like 1999 because that's as far back as I can ever remember...

[djbcutz]

This commercial convinced me to switch from Allstate insurance. Best decision I've ever made.

[aperki1]

NOPE JUST CHUCK TESTA

[jerryfudala]

So, Eagleman crashes on the car, denting the hood and then turns around and sells insurance. GENIUS IDEA!!

[thespaceboon101]

hold it the eagle man can lay a egg and it hatches instantly

[shortyblackwellll]

"oh, look at those low rates!"

OH, LOOK AT THOSE BAD 80'S HAIR CUTS!

[Whoadell]

I'm 19 and I remember this commercial playing all the time back when I was REAL young (the 90's). lol

[chitoryu12]

"Something just thudded on a car without insurance? Must be Eagleman."

[crisportfolio]

OMG!!!

[Laturbo]

WHAT?... really?

[JenkTank64]

That hair on that gal looks horrible. I wonder if she has insurance on that hair

[beebop161]

@JenkTank64 haahahahahahahahaha your so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let's hear some more shitty jokes

[JenkTank64]

@beebop161 were u being sarcastic?

[beebop161]

@JenkTank64 Yes it was.

[JenkTank64]

@beebop161 here's another "shitty" joke for you, you're a Philistine on the internet who takes the fun out of people's little silly opinions

[beebop161]

@JenkTank64 Oh thank you, I very much take pride in being a Philistine, it's good to see that people notice. 

[JenkTank64]

@beebop161 glad i could help

[Bluyoshi8z]

This commercial is so bad I laugh.

But progressive is so bad I layed an egg. I must be eagle man.

[Furball2k]

65 people must like paying high rates from insurance companies that don't drop eggs on your car.

[tavern2468]

press 7 for the miracle of life

[KimmiE03rawrish]

it MUST be eagleman!!

[Tigercat919]

I remember there was on ad with Mancow on it; he has sunglasses that were slightly off-angle after the wreck. Also, I think Eagle Lady was in that ad too. She had something.....for hiiiim!

[ShovelHorse]

I thought he was going to shit on the car

[conversandvans]

THIS MAKES ME LOL

[IceStormGamer]

Nightmares.

[H83tr3d]

Uwe Boll debut ?

[Kingdomhearts16]

eagleman gave me nightmares as a child i dreamed he laid an egg on my face -_- then i woke up with a boner.... >_>;;;

[SuperSpacecoyote]

Why is a male eagle laying an egg.......

[Inuyashamakoto]

:pokerface:

[GmodCaboose56]

Wow, that was so bad xP

[CajmonetJ]

Classic Only In Chicago

[JonFawkes]

Only 1 woman got out of the car but both appear at the end?

[DefendedHomestand]

Wait, but eagleman did the dammage to the top of their car. So he damaged their car and then sold them insurance. Buisness geinus.

[TheThundahCat]

You can see the Eagleman on top of the car before he crashes down lol.

[Stranglehold432]

Worst porn I've ever watched.

[mrtundra45]

WIN!

[Kotarki]

How does eagleMAN lay eggs?

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

@Kotarki

Painfully

[bassistboy5]

That sound effect does NOT belong next to when he's bending over and popping out an egg.

[qwertyuiopasdfgh9328]

I'm so fucking high. And that commercial is making me laugh so much! hahahaha

[albinojohn13]

I thought this was plot to a porno

[LearnCheer]

Wwooowww. That's sad

[EpicRainbow610]

"Oh! look at those low rates!" more like "oh! look at that bad acting,"

[r0b0tj0n3s]

no way!!!! i remember this commercial!! we used to rip on this commercial all the damn time hahaha!!!

[ToastMaster27]

I can smell Ray William Johnson

[GustavKunoe]

@ToastMaster27 That's disgusting, id rather smell poop

[MonkEjoey]

I am calling this number.

[Newreligion100]

who the fuck would admit to not having insurance, cheap ass bitch.

[Bellaow]

61 people dont have insurance.

[somedudeinva]

I swear the first time I saw this I thought Eagle Man was taking a dump on the hood of her car.

[tkmac69]

I'm from Chicago and had the honor of watching this on television as a bewildered child.

[pliskin100]

MALE EAGLES DON'T LAY EGGS

[TheFlamingDoh2]

@pliskin100 DAMN STRAIGHT!

[dkamm65]

This is actually the best commercial created. Good commercials make you remember the product, and this one has more than done its job.

[renee52288]

ooo look at those low rates

[fabrdg]

What the fuck just happen???

[TheAmazingMaxsteele2]

Wait, how does a male lay an egg?

[BVictor21]

@TheAmazingMaxsteele2

Skill?

[meikamo]

Now that I've heard Eagleman speak, I know what the voice of God must sound like.

[lilmissnosey]

lol this is so bizarre! Endlessjoe sent me here :)

[DarkMatterCrow]

It's so bad, I could of sworn it was from 2011.

[AlabamaIceman]

WTF is she looking at so intently at 0:12? Is she checking the other woman out as she gets out of the car?

[cinevreabani]

it's like porn begging " i got something for youuuu"

[ValeriesGal]

The perks of living in Chicago, lmao!! I remember this bullshit from years ago.

[Hacina100]

hats off to these actors.

Its s surprise we didnt see them in future movies.

[NickieBradley]

LMAO This was one of my favorite commercials as a child. I've sent this link to everyone I know who grew up in Chicago.

[zndxxx]

male eagle giving birth :D

[combobasha]

WHY WOULD AN EAGLE GIVE BIRTH TO AN OSTRICH?

[MuToiDMaN]

MALE BIRDS DON'T WORK THAT WAY.

[Tiwaking]

Rates that low are eggxactly what you need!

[domWWW]

omfg! this is corny beyond belief!

[RenardWarrior]

This is by far the most fucked up commercial I have ever seen.

[rajngla77vol2]

thank god i thought i was the only one who bought car insurance from an eagle

[Goddard11]

Why did EagleMAN lay an EGG????!

[MEEHOWtv]

man, 90's were so cheesy :D

[robpaz100]

this is so corny

[lcampb00]

You know you live in the Chicago TV market if you remember this commercial which still pops up every now and then too along with that auto wreckers commercial were the guy pulls the door off of the car. lol. Thanks for posting.

[ULTIMADONUT]

Is...this how the Eagle Dance was formed? I hope to god that it isn't.

[sydazlir]

How the hell did an Eagle MAN lay an egg...

[SirColAmiX]

They didn't even try.. XD

[tehbacon12]

When did the blonde even get out of the car?

[KiddyCorky]

I don't even want to know how I got here... But I do know that 70's, 80's and 90's were messed up times in America.

[xBanny9x]

It's like an intro to a porno.

[RammsteinGunner]

how did HE lay an EGG?

[uluvatc]

Absolutely brilliant

[CelestialSticker]

A giant bald eagle told me about Eagle Insurance...It must be legit.

[yacanman11]

can you imagine the company just going to a costume store and saying "we need an Eagle costume for an insurance commercial" :|

[sk8rked]

WTFFFF

[bernlin2000]

Omg...I actually remember this commercial, haha

[talk2malawyer]

low rates is what the Eagleman bigwigs paid for this commercial

[gareler]

porn starts at 0:30

[TutyMan]

This insurance company is totally trustworthy.

[tacoattackbadly999]

@Wakk94 No he just landed on it, because at the very beginning he isnt on there.

[sleestakarmy]

I've got something for youuuuuuuuuuuu

[KeshnerfFilms]

@ 0:24 KILL IT! KILLLLL IIITTT!!!!!!!!!

[KeshnerfFilms]

Oh god its bad.

[Canadia86ca]

But if he's a male, how did he lay an egg?

[BarnBabe888]

@Canadia86ca Did your mother not teach you to not believe everything you see on the internet??

[jackimusprime]

lol holy I grew up in Chicago and remember this shit. So dumb.

[uberdude117]

did this take like 14 minutes to make

[dsbm223]

@uberdude117

man 14 is too much.

[jareth2472]

Tim an Eric are brilliant... Wait, this is REAL?!

[arteryman]

eagleman, apply directly to the car

[bikramgill07]

directed by m night shymalan

[peachesncreamme]

@bikramgill07 LMAO!!!

[Domura]

Directed by Tim & Eric

[Sarstan]

TIL 90's commercials had men with wigs on them instead of women.

Historically, women were not allowed in commercials.

[SportsNewsNow]

I smell rwj...

[WelshieGuy]

@SportsNewsNow Fuc

[SportsNewsNow]

@WelshieGuy I didnt say it was a good thing

[tbernens002]

What the......

[TripleSnickers]

I still think shamwow was worse

[maynrdjkeenan]

When he squatted down I swore he was going to huff and puff a big eagle turd on top of their car.

[MortenErCrazy]

A male eagle laying eggs? O_o

[pratikh]

I thought it was going in a different direction when he squatted after saying "I've got something for youuuu!"

[bingefeller]

@pratikh I know what you're thinking about and, sadly, I wish it was going in that direction.

[Ioganstone]

badum tss

[DMXP100]

Before video: This is going to be the worst 30 seconds of my life. I'm not ready for this.

After video: ...I think I just had a brain aneurysm. Please excuse me while I die.

[grimfate001]

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[RestlessPaper]

I seriously think I got dumber from watching this...

[piggywild]

I found this video easy to masturbate to. Would masturbate to again!

[datsik]

I'VE GOT PCP IN MY VEEEEIINNNNNSSSS

[MrStabbie1]

WHY MUST it be eagle man?

[Ketsui]

I like it.

[c0xb0x]

I like how they break the car before they notice anything out of the ordinary happening.

[Vergedood]

AAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[fr3d420]

MMM Eagle man, your eagle cock is SO BIG

[hades1029]

The voice... the voice... I will never get a rid of that eagle voice! and... WTF???? and EGG??? the voice, the egg... I am confused.

[barbwireboy2]

WARNING: Pressing 5 will cause extreme nightmares, bed wetting and eaglephobia...

[jonnybryce]

dooo youuuu haveee insureensssss in thissssss kahrrr?

[rickwricker]

Something jumps on your car roof and begins to bounce the car, "oh it must be Eagleman" really? More like car-jackers...