Dave Chappelle in San Francisco part 3

[riveraes1991]

-standing ovation-

[cd470678]

"went to sleep, woke up, fucked up"

Best line ever

[93gangsta]

Nigger doesn't hurt anyone no more stupid..find another word!! Actually nigger means ignorant person like yourself.

[airraverstaz]

that awkward moment when the two top comments are the same......

[LeBronForTheWin]

@airraverstaz That awkward moment when the moment is actually awkward

[nezzzzronerrrr]

Funny as fuck

[CliffemAll1983]

lmao im from mississippi that shit cracked me up!

[jegoojan]

"AAah, sorry I'm late kids - Santa got caught up with some pussy in Vegas!" - Black Santa

[poetmm]

6:00 thus Africa

[DaHuzyBru]

fuk he's funny

[skhan1992]

woman moaning at 4:38 wtf??

[StoDaHiz]

@skhan1992 Thought I was the only one that heard that lmao she actually starts moaning at 4:36

[saintsrowsoilder]

I'll pick her up in.... A.. Fucking garbage truck LOL

[ChaldeanPrince1]

Never buy anything suspicious looking niggaaaaaaa lmfao ... Dave needs to make a new stand up cone on we all miss u buddy!!

[MrSlizanger]

there's nothing more ridiculous than someone trying to correct another's grammar on the internet. It is fruitless. Do you bitch at your friends about their text messages too?? Come on now, let's be a little more tolerant, and lose the god dam troll face!!!

[morteaosladroes]

where them cookies at? ;D

[Theunwanted4life]

It's funny cause now he really is famous

[Jakarak2]

@jimmyneale

Really? Correcting someone in spelling whilst using 'u' instead if 'you'? Pretentious hypocrite.

[XaveryMusic]

because of dave chappelle i laughed aloud when this guy called me the N word one night. Chappelle is a legend

[256seth]

"Morning Nigger, Morning sir!"

[orthrapox]

that awkward moment when the two top comments are the same......

[13colefischer13]

took a nap, woke up, fucked up.

[ZagiEscobar]

# wade in the water # 1:45 :) loved that tune

[MrChessecake4]

The best

[TheAfg47]

Mornin nigger....Morning sir..lol

[slider4life]

he is the best comedian ever! nobody else paints such a vivid and clear image in your mind of his jokes. he's an incredible storyteller.

[PKrising24]

I nearly died laughing at 1:35. Fucking legend.

[oryx032000]

If I had to quote the best lines, I'd probably have to paste the whole script here

[juicEKanN]

I feel ....refreshed XD

[ZocaClan]

Last joke was funny as hell

[llTURTLEll]

"what'd you do, burn those big black lips on a crack pipe as you missed your job interview?" ahahaha funniest shit ever

[darkcurrypowder]

took a nap, woke, fucked up LMAO

[MrSoudaniet]

damn you Dave Chappelle, everytime i see a video i laugh my ass off!

[cw3984]

@robertcone14 that MMMMMMM song is called WADE in the water dumbass

[chypres89]

n1 <3

[dgoulster]

HA EVIL LAUGH @ 4:55

[ProtocolRS]

WOW DAVID CHAPPELLE, THATS RIGHT BITCH! HONK HONK! LOL

[Eagles262626]

*chingaling*

[Sw1fty95]

'i hope dis shit dont make me famous' how ironic...

[nihilbound]

ahh them apples

...

[jbonious91]

his wish to not become famous never came true...better for us ;)

[foldede]

'ohhh, well, good afternoon you browse around but never buy anything suspicious looking nigger.'

my god this guy is a genius!

[rhymesgalore81]

touche, honky lol

[kratos5119]

lol he still has cd's

[shootinblanks0]

LMAO!!! Dave, more than any comedian i've ever watched makes racism funny as hell and easier to talk about. @ummbryan420 FUCK U and go to hell by the way!!!!!

[matthhewmm]

reALLY good

[robertcone14]

tha MMMMMMMM song is called wave in the water it told slave's to go to the water

[OmegaOprah]

He whistled the kung fu fighting song!

[oliverandm]

My black friend and i have made the "Morning nigger, morning sir" a thing haha. Now i'm from a school where we don't have a lot of black people and i'm sure i'd be beaten up as hell, but i so badly wanna be black, let's admit, they're just much cooler. So everytime i meet him in school, i shout throughout the school "MORNING NIGGER" and with a great big smile he turns he's head and wave: "MORNING SIR!" and then we hug hahahahaha

[TearDropSecret]

2089 is bleak

[lilsama]

4:57 da fuck is this laugh

[JandreBreyts]

WHERE DEM COOKIES AT?

[ussprinceton2004]

forgot what team I was on. LOL

[ZrulesMusic]

wtf is wrong with the sound.

[RisingFailure1]

@akatko2011

AHAHAH!!

OhhBoy (:

[RisingFailure1]

There are NO secrets in mississippi..

Ha(:

[KCChiefsAdams]

2:34 repeatidley.

[Axmedkoole]

Most talented comedians.

1. Dave Chappelle

2. Chris Rock

3. Katt Williams

[RAIRAIN]

@Axmedkoole What about Eddie Griffin?

[eliten100]

3:30 That laugh

[jogwolf]

Too much race stuff at the end

[morpDprime]

@jogwolf Yeah, thats true but we know dave isn't really like that, I mean his wife is asian.

[orko567]

We miss u Dave

[Kiijo89]

why do u guys always have to repeat his words? just enjoy it or leave it...

[piwhitfield]

Chink!

[TexasMarine45]

"mornin' nigger... Mornin sir"

[MrAwesometastic21]

Sir: Mornin' nigger

Nigger: Mornin' sir

[Shamoles]

@akatko2011 LOOOL

[boygrego12]

Katt Williams is booty compared to Dave

[pogisiG]

@boygrego12 Kat Williams is booty compared to soulja boy or justin beiber : /

[RudeBoiAKaRudeRaVagE]

@pogisiG I hit da vote down button smh..

[coke378]

"you brouse around but never buy anything susspicious looking nigger!" Thats the best racial line i have ever heard hahaha

[jimmyneale]

@coke378 *browse, its at the top of the page if u forget

[coke378]

@jimmyneale it was four in the morning i was a little tired you grammar nazi

[jimmyneale]

@coke378 *spelling, not grammar

[coke378]

@jimmyneale get a life cocksucker

[charliebucket47]

@coke378 stfu dickfaced faggot nigger

[coke378]

@charliebucket47 get fucked cunt and im not ignorant nor black

[charliebucket47]

@coke378 yeah you are nigger

[MsKeepgodfirst]

@charliebucket47 i read alot of comments that you have made on different sites and realized that you need help. Your so angry which means you are unhappy. So, the best thing I can do for you is Pray for you. God Bless You have a nice day.

[charliebucket47]

@MsKeepgodfirst fuck you nigger

[nukster11]

@charliebucket47 man calm down theres no need for all that ignorance and you know it.

[charliebucket47]

@nukster11 at least i'm not a nigger

[nukster11]

@charliebucket47 ok so you're not a nigger. why do you feel the need to say that and start all this comotion? i mean do you really have to say all that?

[charliebucket47]

@nukster11 yes nigger

[nukster11]

@charliebucket47 i dont even know why im tryin to argue with a troll lol so heres my final comment FUCK YOU and have a nice day.

[SpinyStarCraft]

@charliebucket47 lmao wtf is wrong with you, ur comments r hilarious tho.dont reply i already know wat ur gonna say.

[charliebucket47]

@SpinyStarCraft alrite lol nigger

[addz1111]

@coke378 LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[mcul2112]

awesome. way too short.... ;)

[tanz295]

<3 Dave ~!~!~!~

[arra009]

Morning nigger... Morning Sir lol

[DOOMERSANDSKULLS]

natural funny

[xKuma420]

I can't believe this was in 97! still hilarious

[TheOglibogli]

@ummbryan420 Morning sir

[blackman6270]

3:02 Am I the only 1 seeing a vague reflection of a face?

[derbyparkskater]

Rick james bitch!

[soubo]

Fuck gangsta46197. Posting up dumb shit like that. People didn't like cuz they are white

[finomhiphopandskate]

@soubo man i'm white and i laugh as much as a black man laughs with this video

[gangsta46197]

@soubo hey muthafucka idk what kinda bullshit you like saying about whites and blacks but im guessing you must be asian too and liek the other dude, learn how to take a joke. i think more whites liek this than black

[Palacinka13]

@gangsta46197 just remember the Racial Stereotype Pixie

[gangsta46197]

@Palacinka13 ?

[gangsta46197]

who are these 160 ppl who didn't like it... Koreans?

[Qurlniqua]

@gangsta46197 Fuck off. I love this and I'm Korean.

[gangsta46197]

@Qurlniqua man im sorry that your korean, but let me assure you i really dont give a fuck. learn how to take a joke kim jong ill

[Qurlniqua]

@gangsta46197 It sounded more like ignorant ass bullshit to me. So fuck you for being a moronic little bitch. :P

[gangsta46197]

@Qurlniqua man don't do smiley faces, and again, seriously, i don't give less of a fuck of your opinion, im not saying its wrong or you shouldn't say it, we all have our rights for sure, i'm just saying don't address them to me cuz again, i really don't care, peace lil man

[gangsta46197]

@Qurlniqua stop hating china town

[arra009]

LMFAO @ 2:33

[InTheMist03200]

3:32 That laugh he does just kills me!

[damnatureufkdup]

Dammit!!!! WHY in the HELL did Dave quit these stand up routines? I can understand getting away from the weekly show, but these once annual shows????

He's a comedic GENIUS and his apprehension of being famous has already been acknowledged....he IS famous! He needs to get over it and come back to entertain us some more.

:)

[Ioshy01]

4 40 ?! what in the world is she doing? ahaha

[C0mm3n]

Who let count dracula in this mutha fucka

"HA HA HA HA HAAaaaa...."

[OSTCarmine]

there is no way a penis can cut hair

[Digitalbunt]

"MORNIN NIGGER!!! Good morning sir" lmfao

[ZionistCensorship]

omg its like when i was on shrooms and i thought there where treants in my yard

[MrIsmailmian24]

took a nap woke up fked up

[jalesmaster123]

How does santa clause get his elfs bak to work? How? He yells ho ho ho at all of his works.

[MrBreezyd13]

morning nigger

morning sir lol

[7007babyjay]

Woman: "OH! Its David Chappelle!"

Dave: "That's rigth bitch! urnnn, urnnn!"

[airbender5]

lol the high thing is so relatable

[duffydakid]

where them cookies at!!! lmao

[CaterTheHater]

poor guy..... hes famous now haha

[Thegrandkru]

@677184 This will still be funny in 2089

[ditmar154]

Woke Up It Was The Year 2033, Still High.

[natfulness13]

woke up... it was 2:43...lmao

[FinalGetsuga]

None can hold a candle to Chappelle -- Simply hilarious.

[Asniperheadshot]

2012 still funny

[helookslikefamousppl]

@Asniperheadshot Yah man even after the world ends it's funny XD

[LittleMissYounglady]

@Asniperheadshot You're a year ahead.



[Shifty4L]

3:30 same laugh !!! lol Dave was right lol

[Shifty4L]

LMFAO!!!! and this was in 97 !! lol

[guanaco103]

"took a nap, woke up ..still fucked up !" lolol

[beelo1220]

my fav comedian next is daneil tosh

[blackout1320]

"Forgot whose team I was on and shit"

[brwnblakpower6]

Dave needs to go back to his show cause alot of people love it

[lakersfan1974]

you was right what u said

[PeterGriffen2100]

Dis guy Is da shyt

[TakedownArmbar]

The term "I'm rich biatch" came from his dump truck joke in this video.

[RoughActionWrestling]

@TakedownArmbar he said thats right not im rich, its from a skit from his old show when black people are given a ton of money and one buys a truck full of cigarettes and says im rich biatch

[TakedownArmbar]

@RoughActionWrestling that skit was based on this joke. He basicly says "I'm rich, u fucked up" then drives away in a truck. U can make 100 different jokes with that premis.

[Playver1337]

Morning nigger! HAHAHAHAH

[theautodream]

@Yudouxia what hapaned where? id like to know if you could share please.

[mallithemadman]

@ Yudouxia... I totally Agree with my friend!... I have a little disappointment for not seeing his latest comedy. Chris Rock is all i see lately!

[racebends]

Dave Chappelle is the King of comedy in my book!

[13sleepa]

@racebends im on u wit that gee hes a genius

[EnterTheBanana]

wonder how the cameraman keeps the camera so still he's gotta be laughing his balls off lol

[lordofengmar]

@Yudouxia i feel like he and eddie izzard have similar styles, but dave is much more organized and collected.

[schwarzenegger1983]

every time i see this guy always reminds me of robin hood men in tights,when i was younger(good times : ) ) but this makes me cry from laughter, and if your one of those in red,ive just got to ask what is wrong with, but to those in green,thank god you know what is funny : )

[irvezy13]

lol 2:33



[razor0cool]

@Yudouxia he actually worked a lot for those skills ...out of what i know :P

[vinxek]

158 are racist against blacks. Or KKK members.

[TheSamee]

The laugh at 4:55 goes on for ages.

[lillisund]

@Yudouxia This may be a dumb question but What is CC and what did they do to him ??

[Menelec]

@lillisund comedy central

[samelf07]

@Yudouxia Anyone can do comedy. You just have to incorporate it into you're personality. It's just like playing piano. You suck the first hundred times

[submission123456]

2 million views and this was made in 97. This dude is revolutionary. Wonder what he's up to know?

[raiga11213]

@submission123456 2007 dumass