Episode 1 Funny Bits

[TheSilentElite25]

Lol when i wrote one of these letters the marines were probably like this when it came to them

[Krisusmc]

A true documentry of OIF

[inuyashacoolieo]

...Man ...and i had dibs on yo wife

[acousticoath77]

PO-LICE THAT MOOSTACHE!



[BringTatzTheHorizon]

'Hey buddy it's 10 in the morning, I think you aughta change out of your pajamas!' :) this always makes me laugh

[imCANADIANay]

winning a war takes more then just killing the head honcho infact most of their command structure is shit they free roam and kill what every americans or not the fact america decided to try to play piece keeper was a waste of money and resources and now america is pushing 20 trill in debt so you ask yourself. Did america really win? because to me it looks more like a waste... but thats just my opinion...

[acrc14]

HOLY CRAP HE READ MY LETTER!.. Thats... my ... letter.....

[ctmkcook]

@AmeriacansAnnoyMe

About the whole "oh we lost the war what a big fail" we killed sudame husaign in his own compound. I should know, so next time you want do that, think before you speak!

[ks610]

its butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machine!

[internationalcrayon]

pussy infrastructure...awesome.

[AmericansAnnoyMe]

america lost the Iraq war. Trillions wasted and you couldn't beat a starved third world country. You failed.

[MadLegit360]

@AmericansAnnoyMe Your username obviously shows how stupid you are. You jelly of the Country of opportunity? Where ever your from needs way more pussy.

[AmericansAnnoyMe]

@MadLegit360

Jelly? That's the gayest word in the world. Fag.

american queer.

[ContinentalPatriot]

@AmericansAnnoyMe Bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother

[plyinglemon]

@AmericansAnnoyMe Obvious troll is obvious.

[evan669]

HELP PLEASE, there is like a little song in this series that i cant remember about grizzly chewing tobacco that starts like this "god damn shit fuck..." can someone finish this for me please?

[jalejo35]

your moo-stash hairs is in violation...police that moo-stash

[MrNikk2fresh]

That one dude is horny as hell haha cant blame him tho

[fevah9996]

dear santa please dont send me to this company

[GtForLife123]

lol wtf at 4:50???

[psfonseka]

oh come on, Maryland isn't that bad :]

[MoDSati]

Ray for president !!! :D:D

[MrChileno94]

8:40 lol la wea chistosa xD

[pepe14012]

I love this

[pepe14012]

I love this episode is the coolest

[scoodlers]

one video... two years ago, he must have been lost in brads mom

[Supper0Trooper]

"hey brad this guy wrote beaver hunt...oh shit he must have those photos of your mom"

[mrolivier718]

Damn I need more pussy!

[LeGiiTSaMz]

06:48 Damn good logic

[Mareritt]

CHARMS *are* bad juju!!!

[TheWarrior816]

have we not requested enough? MORE PLEASE, IT'S BEEN LIKE 3 YEARS.

[jasonbsa]

lalalalalala lalalalala lalalala la la... lmfao

[ReachingOutForGOD]

FUCKING Baptista!

[Baptista955]

@ReachingOutForGOD WHAT!?!?!?!

[ReachingOutForGOD]

@Baptista955 That's what Person said when the hellicopter blew up a building. I just thought of it for a second. Sorry, if that was offensive...S:

[Baptista955]

@ReachingOutForGOD hahaha. All good brotha. Just fuckin round.

[Euclides287]

Let the hajis hit the floor! Let the hajis hit the floor!

[Krait99]

6:45, best lines of the whole series IMO

[SuperMike82]

Sgt. Patrick, your moostache hairs is in dangers of going beyond the corners of your mouth. POLICE UP THAT MOOSTACHE!

[j00jy]

POLICE THAT MOOSTACHE!!

[texasgypsy23]

Rudy reminds me of a guy I dated when I was in the Army... LOL

[bigshow1fan]

looooooving yoUUUUUUU!!!!!

[boscogump]

I was born a US Marine, trained to take cock up my ass and jack off to pictures of myself

[Ishariot91]

What is this with these Charms ?

[21Assasin]

@Ishariot91 Hmm we should check wikipedia

[fullofglitterlust]

@Ishariot91

They bring bad luck. That's what Ray says.

[Ishariot91]

@fullofglitterlust But Why can Candys bring Bad Luck to the USMCs ?

[ChrisMathers3501]

@Ishariot91 I once heard somebody found Charms in his MRE and threw it into the next vehicle over. The guys in that vehicle grabbed it and threw it into the vehicle behind them. This went on and on all the way down the line. Every vehicle in the convoy broke down that day with parts so shot they needed to be replaced.

[Ishariot91]

@Ishariot91 Thx for the Information

[PsychoSpiral]

Watching this with the 1911 button makes it 10x funnier.



[Augustus2142]

lol 04:44

[Fartknocker0990]

"Ray how much rip fuel have you ingested Ray?"

"I'm on it like a motha fucka Brad.'

[onekillerFoRce]

whos the winesiping communist dicksucks that voted this shit down

[The360Legacy]

7 people lives in countries that have a high lack of pussy.

[TheJake1005]

7 peoplesh mushtash hairsh are closhe to within violation.

[TaZ101SAGA]

"cause a nut busting Haji, is a happy Haji" LMAO

[ps365gamer]

"MOOSTACHE"

[RiordanJordan]

Brilliant series I missed some episodes so I watched on megavideo has all 7 episodes ;)

[lukeBishopp]

does any one now where i can find rays stevie wonder joke ??????

thanks

[Valer1984]

@lukeBishopp don't think it's on youtube, but get yourself the whole series, it's in episode 6...

[lukeBishopp]

@Valer1984 well do you know if there second series comeing coz this is one of the best tv shows ever

[Tunechi241]

She's actually pretty hot ! lmao

[WiseGuy5674]

Tony Stark wouldn't have gotten fucked up if he was riding with these guys.

[XLDemonSlayerXL]

@WiseGuy5674

no shit haha i didnt even think about that haha

[soldierboyz22]

@WiseGuy5674 Its what he gets for riding with the Army

[WiseGuy5674]

@soldierboyz22 ...Being former Army as I am...I'll have to agree.

[AwokenDemon]

@WiseGuy5674 i have a question, why is tony stark involved in war in the first place? doest he get pussy like all the time?

[lost03easplz]

@WiseGuy5674 thats cuz instead of rollin with 03 Marines he was rolling with pussyass airforce

[thenrp2]

@WiseGuy5674 no he would get fucked more

[2ndpadrummer]

cause a nut bustin haji is happy haji hahahahaha best quote ever

[TheSereneWarrior]

a nut bustin haji is a happy haji

[dirty654321]

What was the song that the dude sang on 8:40?

[cannsmith]

who says faggot at 3:30?

[Callaforification]

"Hey buddy its 10 in d morning dont u tink u otta change outta youre pyjamas!!!" XD ray is soooo awesome!!!!

[ElTexas454]

hahaha at that random "faggot" at 3:30...

[kowz4u]

This is what happens when you are the driver. Ray had too much time to think about crazy shit. he does not keep it to his self. every one needs to know. you got to love Ray.

[scripturesamurai]

These aren't Marines, these are actors.

[ODST1775]

So yea Homes.. we pimpin :)

[Grafsburg]

I can't wait to start paying taxes so I can help fund our troops slacking around in faraway lands like. It's actually surprisingly amusing to watch!

[texaswhatitdo]

@Grafsburg haha i WISH my tax money was going to the troops. they're still using beat up armor from the vietnam war. alot of the money is going into someone's pocket.

[ixat00]

@Grafsburg They're not exactly slacking... Read the book - these guys went days without sleep, got shot at and blown up, didn't get to take their boots off for like 2 weeks. Not what I'd call lazy days.

[Grafsburg]

@ixat00 I meant that more as a joke than anything. Trust me, I know actually military life isn't a picnic.

[ixat00]

@Grafsburg Heh, ok, gotcha. That's the pitfall of the Internet - deadpan irony doesn't always come across, and there are enough true idiots who actually believe any ridiculous thing you could possibly think of that it's sometimes hard to keep a perspective.

Cheers.

[Grafsburg]

@ixat00 S'all good, I was actually kind of worried my comment would come across as a bit insulting xD. I probably should've marked it as joke.

[riv3risthename]

these guys are fucking retards lmao i love them!

[BCMatsuyama]

Never, ever, let Charms into this vehicle AGAIN!

[StupedKid]

Hey Brad! This guy wrote beaverhunt! Oh shit he must have those photo's of your mom!

[skordijhl]

my letter: "Kill em all, and rape a few"

[WakaTakaB]

"This guy wrote Beaverhunt!" LOL

[northsidemarine]

"POLICE THAT MOOOSESTACHE!" I dont know how many times ive been told that. Damn good show. 100% fuckin true.

[tras3000]

06:45 to 07:04

so freakin true

[DuckSmuggler1]

i miss genaration kill its a true story but i wish they were more

[spartaniij]

lack of pussy is the cause of war. vote this up if you agree!

[a7xobsesser7527]

@spartaniij no, i disagree, lack of POOSY is

[Rabbitz106]

@spartaniij  funniest part!! XD

[ChoonDSW]

@spartaniij

lack of pussy and money.

[OlderG0ds]

If Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did on his fucking gay ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than say - Mexico.

haha I love Ray... too funny

[Sturmmann]

@OlderG0ds

iraqi men prefer asshole over pussy

im not shitting you....they use men for pleasure and women to reproduce

[a7xobsesser7527]

@Sturmmann THATS EXACTLY WHAT MY BRO'S DAD TOLD HIM AFTER COMING HOME FROM IRAQ

[Sturmmann]

@a7xobsesser7527

i didnt think id have to prove it to people

that was one bizarre land

[KFCwaitress]

Avril Lavigne song is in this video, WTF!

[BerZerK89]

I actually quoted Ray on his "lack-of-pussy-theory" while on the pub one night. I got free drinks. :D

[lUnseenSniperl]

respect for all the soldiers in the middle east but half of that wasn't funny it was just bullying and over aggressive a-holes

[nimaxx38]

I going to be a marine after school to etheir fly AH 1W supercobra or just join marsoc

[Mursumama]

POULISH THAT MOOSTASH!

[dietcoke759]

I'M ON IT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER, BRAD

[pineapplex2]

dont shoot em garzone

[gunny51997]

What's the main gun at Sgt. Colbert's humvee?

[DAN13LS70NE]

@gunny51997 MK-19 which everyone refers to as a Mark 19. Its basically an automatic grande launcher.

[Mahbu]

@DAN13LS70NE

They're nasty pieces of work. 40mm of death. Saturate an area. .

[cbmdg8551976]

@gunny51997 It's a Mark 19

[Mahbu]

What the hell is this mail order turret? Dx

[DAN13LS70NE]

@Mahbu because they are not trained and never use humvee they got given a load that were out of shape. As Colbert was the lead vehicle it is most likely to come under fire so a turret would have come in handly.

[Mahbu]

@DAN13LS70NE

You mean. . . the ring that they mount machine guns on?

[DAN13LS70NE]

@Mahbu pretty much.

[Mahbu]

@DAN13LS70NE

I did not know they shipped those mail order. . and it's so terrible that he has to order one!

[DAN13LS70NE]

@Mahbu I believe that Person told the reporter that Colbert had his Fedex to iraq.

[Mahbu]

@DAN13LS70NE

Hah hah. Would it even get through?

[pineapplex2]

@DAN13LS70NE i want a fucking turret for my bedroom window XD

[bigmrjay29]

God speed! God fucking speed to you!

[Blackie3chan]

A nut busted haji is a happy haji

[4ceawsome]

Every Driving And Singing Is Epic.

[per30010]

8:25 cracked me up so bad!! xD

[dmented666]

haha when my band opened up for limp bizkit, we fuckin sucked. But then again, so did they.

[slek84]

POLICE THAT MOOSTASCH

[Austin17990]

YOU KNOW WHAT CAUSES WARS... ITS LACK OF PUSSY...IF MORE HAJIS WERE GETTING QUALITY PUSSY THERE WOULD BE NO FUCKING WAR... A NUT BUSTING HAJI IS A HAPPY HAJI...

[MrSoldier13]

you know if doest make u gay if u think rudy is gay we all think hes gay funny ass shit

[biwamasa]

"me and shari are moving to san francisco there are no fat people" thats so fucked up

[trhisdone]

It's lack of pussy that fucks countries up......hooraay

[ChaosExpress08]

"Hey Brad this guy wrote Beaver Hunt! Oh shit he must have those forward of your mom!" hahahah

[cbmdg8551976]

@ChaosExpress08 it's polaroids dummy

[angeloftragedie24]

lack of p*** lol...interesting theory

[HumorToilet]

YER MOOSTACHE HAIRS IS IN VIOLATIONS

[brookefuse]

guutrdrdesesguyggggggggggg6fff­665e4eedfdfee55e55777898

[LILWALSHY66]

HAHAHHA AVRIL LAVINE LOL!!!!

[SweGuy]

War has never been so funny! xD

[SweGuy]

War has never been so funny! xD

[MsPeteWentzLover]

i gotta take a ****

[dimsuminab0x]

"army fuck that"

[WoodstockHoodHop]

We pimpin'

[CBandKTPsLadii]

"You know, it doesn't make you gay if you think Rudy's hot. We all think he's hot."

(to Rudy) "Jesus, you're beautiful."

LMAO!!!!!!

[Ironmandark22]

@GHurtSocom isnt based on real marine behavior

[Warpedguitar28]

1st Sgt. is Jimmer Negamanee! Muh sheeby took a ship!

[snwman91]

loving youuuuuu

[GHurtSocom]

i dont get it why are charms bad luck??

[DBHEcho]

@GHurtSocom its an old marine corps legend, they told it to us back in combat training. stupid stories about guys getting whacked who were sucking charms.

[xerxerxex]

"PO-lice tha moustache!"

[2349DF]

"La la la la la....la la la la la.... Do en doen do do....WHAAAAAAAAaaaaa"

Genius haha

[crazyazn007]

" ray .. how much ribfuel have you ingested?"

' im on it like a muthafuker brad"

lmao

[whowhatwhenwatch]

i luv this, so seriouse but so god damn funny. def my 2nd fav 6 episode show.

[phatboynotsoslim]

when my band opened up for limp bizkit in kansas city we fuckin sucked! but then again so did they. the only difference was they became famous, and, i became a marine

ahahaa

[DixieOfDeKalbCounty]

wine sipping communist dick suck.haha tree loving bi-sexuals.haha god damn thats fun.ha

[DixieOfDeKalbCounty]

someone needs to do episode one part one....and just go through the whole damn thing for us folks who dont have hbo.ha

[nyjetstowshend]

those glasses are halarous.

[X1XGUSX1X]

I HAVE GLASSES JUST LIKE RAY!

[yesiamawizardjonny]

@X1XGUSX1X I have Gold Elvis Glasses exactly like ray lol. Mine are plastic, does anyone know where to get metal golden glasses with BLACK lenses like Ray?

[dntgiv2fuks]

@KGBfbiSECUpolitia .... you're a retard. shut the fuck up,.

[dntgiv2fuks]

speak english you spastic.

[betarayvil]

are they howling??? or singing??

[X1XGUSX1X]

Ray fucking owns.

[TheCrushpanzer]

LOL! 3:22 Pappy's face is just priceless!

[aa3gunner]

Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter but I am actually a US Marine who was born 2 kill whereas clearly u have mistaken me 4 some whine sipping Communist dicksuck. And although peace probably appeals 2 tree loving bisexuals like u and ur parents, I happen 2 be a death dealing blood crazed warrior who wake up every day just hoping to get a chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole Freddy. WAR is the %#$*&& answer."

[Mas7erChief117]

@aa3gunner best quote from any movie, period.

[AtticWarrior1994]

@aa3gunner OO-RAH!!!!

[DevilDogBruce]

@aa3gunner HOO FUCKIN RAH!!!

[aa3gunner]

@DevilDogBruce: heck yeah. Dude, I ain't a Marine. But I freaking love 'em. I got a few friends in the Corps.They deserve a better war than the crap they get in the Mid-East. That wars never done cause those bastard hodgees keep running away.

[Callofdutyman5]

@aa3gunner Amen 75th regiment 3rd battalion

[Bek359]

@aa3gunner So, you wrote out the quote in full... except for censoring the f-word... but not all the other language. That's consistent of you.

[aa3gunner]

@Bek359: I didnt have enough space for all the words so I had to abbreviate.