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  • OMG JUST STFU haha

  • MUUUUUTE

  • Well, you can have it back limey.

  • why didn't he just steal the corndog?

  • u brits sure do talk like ass hats

  • @jiminycricket69 your very delusional if you think hats talk.

  • dont mess with cheap indians

  • i wish english people would fuckin speak english.

  • @jojowopper they do,it was spoken before americans spoke english...

  • @jojowopper The guy narrating this has a Home Counties accent which means he has no accent to speak of at all and speaks clearly, if you cannot understand him, well there is no hope for you in the future, 

  • @jojowopper we do, hey look! I'm doing it now!

  • @jojowopper LOL you stole your language from us you fucking moron. Dumb! Go read.

  • What's with the retarded commentary?

  • watch this on mute cos the presenter talks a load of bull

  • 00:19 MY HAND IS A GUN! BACK OFF!

  • What the fuck is a "nutter"? This voice-over is fucking dorky.

  • @Viktir666 A "Nutter" is a mad or insane person. We in England have slang sayings just the same as you do. Assuming you are American.

  • @lemomsqueezee1 Yeah I'm currently an American citizen. Most stupid Americans say that everything is "epic" even though they have no idea of what that word means, they use it for everything anyway.

  • The voiceover is extremely stupid. The British humor is one of the best in the world, how come a twat like this gets to do a voiceover?

  • they both gay

  • anyone else notised there is NO 0:57

  • Now I know how Peter Griffin felt when he listened to that ham radio....

  • That's why both of them should carry a gun.

  • "lashed out with the old jacket rolled up as a whip maneuver"

  • haha

  • Do I detect a hint of sarcasm in the narrator's voice?

  • the narration cracks me up 

  • Awful awful narration.

    

  • Ohhh the ole rolled up coat as a whip trick ey.

  • Whr is my gun ?

  • i think the narrator's jokes are fuckin hilarious "uses the classic jacket as a whip maneuver" love it

  • lol, Oggle the pregnancy pamphlets!

  • so 10 year old kids trys to rob something and 13 year old kids stops him by pushing him? wow so exciting

  • Yep, that's definitely Hartford.

  • Man this guy is a laugh riot.

  • thats a 7-11 not a pharmacy

  • @iAllMightyPS3 A pharmacy thief?

  • who robs a pharmacy?

  • yeah... really good fight. :eyeroll:

  • wait what did theif not understand?

  • why does no one punch??

  • once again i say only in america

  • lol cocodamol

  • maybe they shud change the title to: Muslim punches robber, this guy is actually my friend in real life.

  • Fuck yeah Hartford

  • Narrator is shit!

  • Narration is, to me, more about digging a squirrel out of a culvert than translating the opera during a ballet. Is this Narrator a boring moron, or what?

  • MUTE.

  • please, it would actually be nice to hear a commentator that isn't trying to be funny at every possible thing.

  • haha i think the narrator is fucking hilarious

  • WHO IS THIS NARRATOR AND WHY DO I LAUGH SO HARD AT HIS BULLSHIT

  • Spics robbing spics...

  • get a commentator that isnt lame please.

  • please explain to me how repeating what you just heard in the video is deemed thumb-uppable!!

  • Sex is like math,

    Subtract the clothes,

    Add the bed,

    Divide the legs,

    and Pray to God

    you don't multiply.

  • @devonbreard123 People like you are the reason Caucasians will not exist in 200 years.

  • @ArcStormZ Um, No.

  • Love the narration.

  • the people who does these things cant fight

  • He fights back so he's a 'nutter'?

  • @Cnipur I think what is being implied is the chemist didn't know if the robber had a gun and could have gotten himself killed

  • @Cnipur Yes, from the emasculated and effeminate UK perspective, not submitting to criminals (white collar or street thugs) and resistance to victimization makes you a "nutter". In their culture, submission to crime is so ingrained that the common citizenry aren't allowed to own guns.

  • Hats off to the clerk, he seemed to have some basic skills.

  • He punched the robber like a pussy ... lmfao

  • Anyone notice the hole in the ground?

  • @AngeloPro100 its a carpet

  • @AngeloPro100 its called a black carpet

  • @MrXeroD WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • @MrXeroD It's called a black rug

  • @MrXeroD i do believe he thinks the Jacket is a hole

  • @AngeloPro100 I am pretty sure that is just a carpet

  • @AngeloPro100 not a hole in the ground. :19 it moves

  • @AngeloPro100 THats a fucking carpet u idiot

  • @AngeloPro100 if it was a hole u morron, at the starting of the vid, the cashier shud of felt in the hole noob, its called black carpet..

  • @davyyelow

    It takes a true friendless virgin to go around using "noob" as an insult.

  • @AngeloPro100 Wow, someone failed school.

  • "The assistant is as much of a nutter as he is"

    Not sure i like the implication here. Apparently the shop assistant is crazy for trying to fight back.

  • The cashier got a hoodie XD

  • wtf that dude aint no pharmacist. at least get your facts straight if youre going to chalk it up with bogus commentary

  • That's british fighting for you...

  • @hurleyrox2012 conneticut is in the States not Britain!

  • :D awesome commentor, thank god it is not another americunt shouting random shit at the top of their lungs, lol.

  • @MrSlatwob haha european humor is sad...

  • @adda241 the sarcasm and subtleness just went over your head, don't worry about it.

  • @MrSlatwob yeah, i'm sure.

  • He wasn't a pharmacist lol. Just a shop assistant. How many pharmacists have you seen wearing a basecall cap to work?

  • Narrator, your jokes are just lame, stop, please just stop.

  • @Zeemas ahhhhh dad jokes :S

  • @Zeemas nothing wrong with jokes

  • @Zeemas , I disagree. I kinda like the British humor. its better than the 'in your face' american humor.

  • @savio1980

    Indian, and British humour is very similar. If you haven't seen any of the UK television series clips of "Goodness Gracious Me" on YT, then you're missing out.

  • @johnpetermalcolm

    I've seen 'goodness gracious me' , absolutely loved it :)

  • @savio1980

    The same people also made "The Kumars at number 42".

  • @Zeemas For americans this is not funny but for west europeans this is fucking hilarious.!

  • @JordoF6 I'm american and I find your guys humor hysterical!

  • @Zeemas thats the point :epicface:

  • @Zeemas he is british what did you expect?

  • @93Gamerz You're right. Dane Cook should have handled this.

  • @Zeemas

    I doubt the narrator is going to read your comment.

  • ugh... these vids are better muted

  • awesome go pharmacist lol

  • Oh yeah what a "nutter", he should of curled up in the corner and called the police while the asshole gets away with all of his hard earned money. Wtf is up with the commentary on this show sometimes? Telling the sheeple of the world that defending yourself is stupid... eventually the sheep will believe it.

  • *Shock!* this one wasnt a black :O

  • pharmacist really fights hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    iam a pharmacist

  • Hate the intro!!!

  • get a gun you fucking idiot.

  • Try this shit where I work and get ur ass suplexed into the counter. Seriously, you try to rob me I'mma fucking break your spine.

  • gay

    

  • omg, what a couple of fairies

  • Kick the robber in his balls!

  • hahah.. "the good ol' wrapped up coat maneuver" 

  • lol @ the story teller .....

  • a pharmacist is notttttt a chemist. oh no. nonono.

  • @roylandyard If I remember right, it's common in Europe to refer to a pharmacist as a chemist. I think it's because back in the old days, the pharmacist/chemist actually made the medicines found in his pharmacy. I was reading "The Diary of Anne Frank" and there are a few places in which Anne mentions that she had to get one of their protectors to go to the chemist (pharmacist) and fetch some things (medical/personal hygiene stuff) for her.

  • @rickyfan3956

    thanks for the information! i didnt know that. so there is no mistake in this video...

    i am studying chemistry here in germany and we student are often called pharmacist (because nobody has a clue what we are doing) and we dont like that because pharmacy is a very different study course.

    greetings from germany

  • @roylandyard You're welcome.

    Herzliche Grüße aus den USA!

  • 0:42 ' he lashes out with the classic rolled up coat used as a whip manouvre'

    I couldnt stop laughing when i heard this bit! lol

  • @gshack93 the commentary is obviously aimed at those with little intelligence

  • @Sottosorpa

    No, it's supposed to to provide a more humouristic feel. This is the difference between England and USA. England has more subtle/weird/dry humour while Americans needs to make everything so fucking dramatic.

    That "Amazing race" is the worst piece of shit I've ever come across.

  • What the fuck, people actually fight like this?

    Most fights I see have people leaving with their face split open, not have them grapple eachother

  • @dogstilez first off he is robbing a chemist shop so obviously he is going to fight like a nerd....

  • lol: a perfectly respected hoodie haha!!

  • What the fuck is this british dude talking about!?!?!?!?! This mutha fucka is saying some shit i never hurd.

  • "he wants his money back, and the other peoples too" No shit! dumb ass.

  • fucking commentary stfu

  • this idiot commentator is NOT FUNNY, fucken annoying.

  • NICE FIGHT LOVE IT JUST LIKE STREET FIGHTER LOL =)

  • That one was boring. Stop boring us Brit

  • i didn not understand a word you just said...

  • hell yeah beat his ass!!!!! i hate a thief.

  • Imagine if a asian was the pharmacist o.o

  • People on these things cannot fight!

  • This dude isn't a fucking Pharmacist. Damn moronic YT uploaders!

  • i live down the street from here

    this is sixk

  • that was the most girly fighting ever

  • british ppl think theyre so funny

  • @AmericaRuinsYou Sorry if we are not making everything to your humour. Perhaps every country in thee world should worry what americans may think before trying to be funny. After all they brought us comedy classics such as "friends".

  • Man, just get one of those handy 4.5M V cellphone stun gun instead - youtubedotcom/watch?v=I5pZbA0C­nF8

  • hypnosis for sleep (deep sleep) i like him

  • @10qaws vid on here from my freind

  • Okay so wheres the part where he punche him...

  • Crass voice over.

  • Pwned.

  • Brittish queer. I hate those people.

  • @K2theog What's you're problem with the British? Britain has done more for the world than whatever shitstain of a country you're from.

  • @MrAnton101 Wow ' take credit for an entire country you'r not another ignorant elitist.

  • Stupid fucking british faggots ruin everything. This was serious and all that fucking british cunt said was that they were both nutters.

  • I love these sort of videos.

  • Boycott Walgreens : A couple of would be robbers came into a Walgreens. They tried to herd the employees into some back room. The pharmacist was licensed to carry a gun. He pulled out his gun, shot one of the robbers; saving himself and his co-workers. The robbers got away; but Walgreens fired the pharmacist.

  • @StephenB58 Lucky he didn't get arrested, the way things are these days!.. freakin' stupid.

  • fake!!

  • @lupinPL HOW WOULD U KNOW??

  • @smokingcures DUDE u are so though behind ur screen, u are such a NUTTER and your mother loves NUTS but not as much as your sister loves NUTTERS. But no offense i guess? You fucking twat piss off

  • I could see how brits would call fighting for your life being nutters or whatever that limey nut said. Brits are soft but japs are rare steaks, brits come to japan to feel tough. Manchester smile my ass. Ive dropped more brits than...........the revolutionary war.

  • @tokyodave1982 lol. Just lol.

  • @MyFaceBurns thanks bro I just try my best to pull a laugh with my comments. I really don't hate Brits.

  • pussy fight

  • he needed some zombrex for his daughter

  • @colinthecuzzy what's zombrex?

  • @SuckMyFarts Its from a game. Dead Rising

  • @colinthecuzzy the assistant covered wars though. Ya know.

  • @kristianweston lol thats rude bro

  • @kristianweston hahaha ima a young male american, and i would like to slap a british wanker lol

  • Fuck british jokes

  • lol i'm assuming this show is played in the UK? I wish they talked like this on American tv this show says stuff that would make people here cry like little pussies lol

  • @kristianweston ,

    Oh,ok.Well I don't want to 'stick my neck out' THAT far,lol,but I do take your point!

  • I'm going to stick my neck out & say that the negative comments about the narrator are from Americans!

    The narrator is about the ONLY part worth watching of this series!

  • HE FUCKED UP lool

  • "The shop assistant is as much of a nutter as he is" For fighting against a robber? Idiot commentary.

  • @enrandigsten Narrator is a total douche. Like that guy below said.

  • @enrandigsten he's british fucking pussies outlawed guns for civilians