Jurassic Park 5

[CaptainMaund]

HES GETTIN AFRAID NOW! I CAN SEE IT IN HIS EVIL AYE!

[SplitXLip]

I feel bad for him,

all he wants is his eggs

[bbutton29]

i think its feet are backwards..

[bbutton29]

MROWWWWW!

[bieberrbabes]

I like how the dinosaur always says "meh."

[maddyberryful]

not the best filmcow......

[misteryman526]

I hate it when that happens...

[supermeowgirl]

417 people left the door open, didnt vacuum away the dinosaur, forgot to whack the dinosaur with their boot, and left the eggs on for too long:/

[xChibiRockstarPupx]

Get a boot and smak him in the face

[mojoflowboy]

(Spins toy wheel) *The dinosaur goes maaaahrrr*

[AxiomAnarcho]

turn on translated audio

[Fl4mefern0]

holy south park rip off

[cheesyface143]

maaaaaaaaah goes the dino

[toastyzwafflyz]

go get your boot

[sarahrocks1231]

The man sounds like a damn asian and the lady sounds like a red neck!

[mizzslytherpuff13]

dinosaur in the living roooom

[IceOnFire26]

maahhh

[XxbitenxX]

Lol I live this

[XxbitenxX]

And it's freakin stupad

[Lynnyowo]

Maaaw >w> <w<

[Pixilism]

MAAAAH!!! XD funny shit right there

[angelperson0]

whats wrong with its feet ?

[falcon2016]

WOMEN ITS A GODDAMM DINOSAUR ITS NOT GOING TO BE SCARED AWAY BY A VACUUM CLEANER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pervysage35]

Just give the dinosaur tree fitty.

[MrKennykickass]

WHAC EM IN DA FACE

[nrcwhitepimp]

why aren't they black

[boruken]

LET THE MAN EAT HIS EGGS

[Thedarkrangers95]

Imma get the vacuum cleaner

[ShadowTurtleInc]

Turn on the captions....

[CraggaHD]

the didnoaur giving me the eevil eye!

ahahahahha :D

[Unholyblessing19]

A Tyler Perry movie in a nutshell.

[TheJamieellis]

so a shotgun works for a flying animal,

a vacuum cleaner for a dinosaur,

this woman some kind of witch!

[xxcaptaincaboosexx]

If you look really close, you can see that the dinosaur is fake.

[luistar207]

So the characters names are George and Woman?

[smackdownlol]

@luistar207 i hate when people copy comments ya douche

[janquindoyos]

Did anybody noticed that the dinosaurs legs were broken

[Darkness2480]

If the dinosaur can't fit in the door, how did they?

[SkylerSoFluffy]

this is how all the parents in charlie brown should sound

[Rashnork]

Anyone else notive the pink Zwiffer

[richgrandpa36]

How does this not have more views? This God Damn hilarious!

[MegaDogtoy]

go get your boot george

[coco34ize]

y does the dinosaur has its feet backwards??

[noodlelover1453]

its not an evil eye its the stink eye

[noodlelover1453]

that dinosaur found the dino-nip

[TheKeithriff16]

an alien?

[Grendel938]

I like how the dinosaur's eyes are all jacked up.

[footofthehare]

Thumbs up 420,000 views

[TheTrueAndOnlyLegend]

Turn on Captions

[TheComedyToaster]

Every one knows that the dinosaurs didn't die off because of some old meteor. They died because of the invention of the vacuum cleaner.

[blondmop92]

What? GODDAMN ANIMAL is evolving!!

Congratulations! GODDAMN ANIMAL evolved into GODDAMN DINOSAUR!!

[Flightschoolash]

Sounds like my uncle talkin to me xD

[sk8trSuperM0nkEy]

umm what exactly are they????

[martincole438]

BIDI BADLI SO delicious ...

[Guitarstrummer101]

Weres 4,3,2 and 1?

[someovertherainbable]

tree fiddy

[JoeySaysYesOrNo]

Im not gonna whack him in the face with ma boot!

[TheKorwegian]

YOU KNOW WHAT DAT DINOSHAUR SED!? He shed.... "Ah... ah need abou tree-fiddy"....

[mronionmanx]

press the cc and transcribe audio XD

[BrutalToad]

It's some sort of crustacean from the paleolithic era!

[melaniexq]

416 people have never experienced an alternate dimension dinosaur raiding their house before :(

[thejeffro365]

the names of the characters george and... woman

[DremordDrale]

gunna need a bit tree fiddy

[IVfateVI]

Chef's....parents?

[maddydelgadoo]

@IVfateVI what will the police charge to get rid of the dinosaur? about three fiddy...

[SH1]

I think that dinosaur needs about tree fiddy.

[BadBear98]

i wanna go back to muuhh eggs woman

[karaljek]

2:04 "muuhh eggs gogo pervert and delicious"

[TroLLIncTM]

"well there you go women, animal flew out the window" -before

"well there you go women, the dinosaur went away into another dimension" -now

"well there you go women, the whale-monster godzilla ate itself inside-out" -the future?

[biOh4z4Rd1]

I'm lookin at a big o scawy dinosauw! XD

[MrApollonian]

this has to be one of the best videos to watch with closed captions.

[lilsingingsensation]

Dinosaur: *in different dimnension* ALL RIGHT! EGGS~

[IceOnFire26]

Mahhh

[MagicTacoFairy]

i like the animal better

[joeyhaleissexy1]

meanwhile in america ....

[TanTananthracks]

Woman:Well I don't see you doin anything Jorge!

Jorge:Woman There's nothing TO do, it's a goddam DINOsaur in the house!

Dinosaur: *reverberating* MMUUUUAAAAAHH! Rip in the fabric of time and space

Man:Well, there ya go Woman, the dinosaur went in to a different dimension

[xLITTLETOMMYx]

PRESS CC D:

[k120sayshi]

lol 319 pages of comments

[TCovenantUnbeliever]

I need about $3.50

[iamtherandomer]

They remind me of my grandparents...

[Cuppycake776]

I got the vacuum here it comes! 

[EqualsThreeable]

SUBTITLES LOL!

[TheOfficialVertnex]

lol try using subtitles lol



[iceshadow238]

Hmmm....... it seems that the weapons are getting smaller as the animals get bigger

[HaloBossification]

the dinosaur's given meh teh evehil eh

[ChronoGamingCanada]

0:30 Constipated dinosaur "MMWUUUAHHHH"

[Mattmaster17]

God damn animal is evolving! God damn animal has evolved into God damn dinosaur! Congrats

[kratos1631]

In a way their like squidbillies

[Spinofanatic]

turn on transcribe audio XD

[SadieBayy]

I have no idea what just happened

[beanoforyou]

I need about tree fiddy

[animeangelgirl100]

is it sad I can understand them?

[undisputed4life]

@animeangelgirl100 You understand my parents?!

[redoctane13]

atlest she didnt get the shotgun like she did for the cat :X

[crazygirl1502]

It's like Jurrasic park meets the Klumps.

[fuzzybuzzy47]

see folks...the common american household

[1000zing]

A better love story than twilight

[TheD3m0n332]

he never turned off the oven...

[moter10x]

416 people are from dinosaur town

[CommentWriter95]

if you dont concentrate on what theyre saying their random mumbling is amazing

[JenHoppingCrow]

Dear Mr Secret Agent Bob,

I need you to make another video with the animal, make t-shirts with the animal and the dinosaur, and maybe have some animal plushies. Please and thank you.

[AngelbeatzTM]

Com look,at dis ole scary lookind dinosaur

[firehorse224]

I have no idea what they be sayin

[INVADERZIMFANFOREVAR]

killed meself while giggling



[calibur8524]

MMAAAAHHHH

[broqpace]

Thumbs up if this reminds you of Chef's parents from Southpark.

[MrOnyxWolf]

Hmm...Godzilla would be so ashamed...Tsk, tsk, tsk...

[PikiruMuzu]

i need another one of these now please Dx

[UNITARDABLE]

IT'S EVIL EYE!!!

[FAA4Life666]

"Imploding latincollegeguy wanted it al all i don't know why but drivers or dub".

[Hannykat316]

The dinosaur's legs are backwards

[tobuscusfan77777]

maby next there gona have a whale in the house.

[fireflocs]

NOW IT'S PERSONAL

[totorolover33]

The closed captions make this even funnier xD

[FAA4Life666]

@totorolover33 Tryin to make sense of the captions. Lol no wonder its in beta.

[Hihim4508]

0:01 "Muuhh these eggs are covered in a pervert" 

[somerandomguy365]

@Hihim4508 0:08 "George There's some kind of vagina soarin in the living room"

[MagicTacoFairy]

@Hihim4508 LOL

[CurrentlyIncarcer8ed]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE I TURNED ON CAPTIONS

[MindBombExplosions]

wack a him with a boot

[TheShiloRox]

2:05 Thats what happens to my eggs EVERY TIME!!!!

[lilsingingsensation]

so,,,she uses a shotgun for the small animal..

and a vacuum cleaner for the huge dinosaur?

and why do they ruin his eggs? D:< injustice

[tobuscusfan77777]

i wish i knew these guys.

[Tom60062]

It's just the Animal all grow up! :D

[StephenFay2606]

I can't count the number of times I've watched this, and I laugh harder every time XD

I've noticed that when he says he's going back to his eggs at 2:01, he sounds almost clear.

[Channybbe97]

to all the 413 sad people who disliked this, go to the doctor, you might be dead

[supervilla06]

@Channybbe97 Ahaa!

-Ostrich

[killerpacman101]

there should be animal and dinosaur video

[kyloctopus]

Well I think we can all learn a good lesson about this.

[MichaelIsAStud123]

dildo at 1:48

[nuggetinabiscit]

the animal...HAS EVOLVED!!!

[Roomkage]

MHAAAAAAAAAA

[nekkoice]

So much better than the first one

[Janetraiin]

413 people left their doors open.

[Connorisgreat42]

Please make llamas with hats 5!!!!

[thewhistlingflea]

@SuperBabbas Finally! I've been leveling it up for weeks! It's a good thing I found a "god damn" evolution stone!

[thewhistlingflea]

@babiiluvvheat Wait a minute! 413 dislikes?...HOMESTUCK FANS UNITE!

[RunningAfterHotSauce]

......who recorded my grandparents talking!?!??!

[caterpiller15]

in his evil eye

[findalyo5]

women uses vaccum cleaner: ITS VERY EFFECTIVE!

[babiiluvvheat]

413 dinosaurs disliked this video. they said it was racist! x)

[ProfessorSpazms]

Since when did Fat Albert get married to Bebe's wife?

[r0bac]

I love the fact it's the same flying "animal", just taller and with spines. XD!

[myRAWRx]

Maaaaw.

[mirandaharmon1]

get out of here dinosour, go back to your stupid dinosour town!

[mirandaharmon1]

that dinosour is a BIG dinosour....

[XxTreetailxX]

XD I thought his eggs were gunna be burnt

[ecr98382]

I know that the dude who made this video must have been high. Like super high. High. I mean like 4 hits of acid high. 9 doses of ecstasy high. You know how I know he was high? Everyone comes up with their best ideas when their high.

[TheImmortalKoopa]

The animal evolved into a dinosaur!

[113mkay]

im watchin jurassic park on tv hahaha]

[FiveFingerSevenfold]

this is..............FUCKING HILARIOUS

[snipurr117]

I like the noise the see dinosaur makes

[333WaterBaby333]

Goddamn dinosaur. Takes all of my eggs too... It's dumb.

[lTheGusl]

410 people shouldn't exist.

[kkbl1221]

i think all who dislike this mean dis-i-like

[allinanny]

Maaawh...

[thetastyrubber]

410 have been givin the evil eye by a dinosaur

[TheImpossibleKill]

Tobuscus?!

[redfingernails2009]

wow. well, that's 2 minutes and 20 seconds I can never get back. :P

[OniLightning]

So this is what Chef's parents are up to.

[TheComedation]

You know what that dinosaur wanted? He wanted about tree fiddy.

[Beastmode211234]

how high do u have to be?

[WEIRD0able]

"I am going back to my eggssss woman"

[glaxmatt2]

CHEFS PARENTS!!

[rapidlypen]

I liked the part when the dinosaur said "meeehhhhh"

[SuperBabbas]

What? God Damn Animal is evolving!!

Congratulations!! God Damn Animal has turned into God Damn Dinosaur!!

[7biohazard]

@SuperBabbas makes ya wonder what he'll become next, eh?

[somerandomguy365]

@SuperBabbas 

[jamieboxman7]

409 dinosaurs disliked this.

[SuperIloveLMFAO]

Meehhhhh

[MrSideswipe13]

because you get rid of dinosaurs with vacuums and animals with guns

[IncompleteChimera]

Mreeeaooow

[Pikachu1000ful]

and the dinosaur said.. *i need a tree fiddle*