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"Going to a BAR to find a guy" ...yeah that's your first problem right there.

TonicMike 2 months ago 4

I used to lub build a bear!

Both men and women have their own dealbreakers with dating. And the problem is both of them keep trying to find the perfect person but that doesn't happen. And with online dating, it leads people to dismiss someone a lot quicker because they will almost always think they can find someone better. It's a never ending cycle. Women have the more unrealistic dealbreakers than men I think. Women listen to their friends way too much, when they should be listening to their moms.

Grapes428 3 months ago

Boys are gettin butt hurt. Grow up. She's a comedian. Do you see women freaking out when guys bash on us? Hardly. Grow a pair, since obviously you either dont have any, or havent located them yet.

DrillDancingCowgirl 3 months ago

Generally it's the ladies who've been through a divorce or two and lost their bodies to childbearing that are the funniest. Only then can they get overthemselves enough to be funny.

unholyimage 4 months ago

lol...she`s so funny but it freaked me out since my name is Anri... :P lol

MsSevenstation 4 months ago 3

Jesus guys, stop getting so offended. And they say women have no sense of humor when comedians talk shit about them!

This lady catered to both men and women. Wanting the perfect person is a problem of our generation, both men and women, and if you can't see it you're blind.

AnkokuEvangeline 5 months ago 4

Take it from me, the second you stop it with the "ideal man" fantasy, you'll find a back load of options have been staring you in the face for years. I mean like, they've been jumping up and down and waving their arms to try and get your attention while you've been out looking for this guy who doesn't exist. You need to have expectations and standards, but men aren't accessories. Once you realize that, you can scope out your options and pick and choose who you want.

TaoKiomi 5 months ago

...what if you don't WANT a Barbie? How 'bout someone with kindness and personality? Blah! Most women I meet are about as selfish and self-centered as this bitch comedian is.... :(

darkridr25 5 months ago

@darkridr25 Maybe because you have such a low opinion on women

Nadesiko85 3 months ago

@Nadesiko85 Maybe. If so, it's because very few women have given me reason to have any opinion other than that. Don't get me wrong though. I'm not saying all women are Barbies -- I'm sure there are women out there with more depth...somewhere. I just never have opportunity to meet them.

darkridr25 3 months ago

@darkridr25 Quite true, most women I've been with have had these "selfish and self-centered" tendencies and didn't ever realize it.

MatteusNova 2 months ago

F her. she sucks...

vivian2gin 5 months ago

Funny.

BatmansFavoriteGirl 7 months ago

This was amazing!! Me an my cuz culdnt stop laughing!!!

Nelly67ful 7 months ago

OMG Everyone is being far too serious in these comments! It's just supposed to be funny!

rosey4exclaim 8 months ago 15

Women don't know what they want. They say they want this or that and when that "Ideal" guy comes around they just want to be just friends or some other bullshit and go after the ass-hole and wonder where is that "nice" guy who treats me right and is funny etc. Plus they need to stop having unrealistic expectations on men based on stupid romcom movies. It goes both ways but I think women are worse overall.

rowsdower12 9 months ago

your new world order is coming cow baby, and the lizard gonna eat you first

chuck3377 9 months ago

SHES FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!

MiztaPanda 9 months ago 3

The idea for that store has been around since before I was born!

TalonsCage 1 year ago

This woman is so FUNNY!!

bitsoflight 1 year ago 3

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

thgreatmizudi 1 year ago

I'm A guy and I thought this was Hillarious.

DrIvoRobotnick 1 year ago 5

Sharon is the best, just hilarious. Hopefully younger women learn from her, that life is what you make it. She has a great attitude, while many just get old and bitter.

houstondodgeball 1 year ago 2

i wish i could find the right onw with out having to build him...: /

FlowerRFabulous 1 year ago

Wow, people took this way too seriously! It isn't as if she is the first comedian to use common complaints men and women have about each other in their material. And I thought she was very funny! Relax a little, people, and enjoy the show, jeeze!

MandiLynn18 1 year ago 3

Maybe if you spend less time eating and more time shaving you could find a man.

radmaxxxx 1 year ago

This comment has received too many negative votes show

1. sorry to say it babes, women suck at comedy, because they just are not good at public speaking. they sound Un-informed.

2. you are hardly the calaber of women that any man would look at.

how about build a woman store? any race, ethnicity, and the best part off all... one that shuts the hell up and gives you ALL the sex you could ever want, then gives you a bath, then more sex, then makes you a sandwich and cleans the house for the rest of the day until you are ready again.

judesama11 1 year ago

@judesama11 We're in the 21'st century, remember?

NinaNeko4 1 year ago

@NinaNeko4 only american women think this way, feminism is your 21st century and the reason why you nina cant find a good man. in other countries, like japan, they view american women as retarted and unworthy of even thinking. and this comes from women!!!! rethink your place in the world or get out.

judesama11 1 year ago

@judesama11 Mkay, nice. By the way, I'm French. So what you said just now is untrue, and if you haven't been to america, or haven't talked to an american woman for more than an hour, I suggest you shut the fuck up. And by chance you have, don't judge a whole sex because of a couple people. Not only are you being sexist, you are being racist. And that, sir, is unacceptible.

NinaNeko4 1 year ago

@judesama11 again, wrong on 2 account.

1. i am american.

2. generally(which means not all, but the majority) French people are stuck up and rude to anyone who isn't French. i know because i went to France, and i was treated like a dick there by almost everyone. especially you ball busting bitches.

i am sexist, yes!! thank you for understanding, but then again, so are you. i just choose to admit it. and yes, i am racist, even against my own race. and its acceptable, because i am still here

judesama11 1 year ago

@judesama11 And by the way, this is why women want a build a boyfriend store. Idiot, WE ARE HUMANS, not pets. We have will, and the power of speech. We ARE PEOPLE. Men aren't that special. Science had already found a way for women to make children without MEN. You aren't needed.

NinaNeko4 1 year ago

@NinaNeko4 cool! now we are getting somewhere. women are scientifically more inferior to men, and in japan, we already do have a build your own girlfriend. she shuts up, puts out, and always agrees. by the way, men have created everything around you and even the ability to throw half assed comments my way. and that is great, we dont want to father your children so you can grow fat and annoying, nagging at us all day. so, open a book, Ms. Feminist.

judesama11 1 year ago

@judesama11 HAHA, OH! I get it. You're GAY. Ok! Gotcha!

NinaNeko4 1 year ago

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@NinaNeko4 hahahahah, like i said, if you cant come up with any insults or facts better than a 12 year old, you lost. and no, far from it, married to a woman who doesnt give me the kind of crap that you would give me, sorry babes, no date. keep looking for that lovable looser prince charming you dream about every time your head hits the pillow. suck my balls.

judesama11 1 year ago

it's so funny cause chicks suck so much at comedy haha...

gpolenik 1 year ago

The last bit was great!!!

PaulsLadyTX 1 year ago

You don't really need to pay the Build A Boyfriend store for a good man. You can get a tall, handsome, wealthy, funny, and romantic guy in the real world. Seriously women, you can. All it will cost you is the time, money and effort of working out at the gym, maybe some money for plastic surgery, and probably invest a little time and cash into some self help books that will teach you how to keep a man that is too good for your current self.

overthehillsfaraway9 1 year ago

This is why women stay single. They try to change the guy they are with instead of accepting who he is and letting him be himself. They try too hard to make the relationship about them.

If women expect men to work out and stay in shape, us men will expect the same out of our women. If you expect us to go shopping with you and wait for you to be done texting your friends while we are out, we expect you to sit there and while we watch the game and talk sports with our buddies.

Grapes428 1 year ago 116

@Grapes428 similar reasons to why men are single. PLEASE.

magicalangel0 1 year ago

@Grapes428

She is joking! It's a comedy set. Chill out.

katiebugg517 1 year ago

@katiebugg517 yea but it is true us girls try and change the guys to be our "dream guy" or the "perfect one" when we dont just accept who he is thats why most of the guy dump the girls because we can be to damanding and we dont let him do what he wants :3

randomgothic1 1 year ago

@Grapes428 that would be a mature marriage. And you can have one, but you must test these girls during the dating phase. Ignore their cute outfits and cute voice (which is their seductive distraction to shy away from their mistakes). Instead, concentrate on her attitude and her words. Get her to talk about herself and she will tell all. straight up.

houstondodgeball 1 year ago

@houstondodgeball That was just well said. While most men feel warm and fuzzy from all that, they forget about getting to know the woman, so they know what to expect in the future.

Grapes428 1 year ago

@Grapes428 Thanks Greg.

houstondodgeball 1 year ago

@Grapes428 This is why women stay single because men don't like it when we have a laugh! Its ok for guys to to talk about saggy breasts and wrinkles but when a women has a laugh about a guy you go off on one...face it you need a sense of humour!

ladysahararose 1 year ago

@ladysahararose Easy there, I was just giving my opinion. I never said the video wasn't humorous. But just because I don't laugh really hard on something, doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humor.

Grapes428 1 year ago

@Grapes428 Your telling me to calm down? You just totally put all women in one box saying that we all try to change men and what have you. Do you even have a gf? Because I tell you what if thats your attitude towards women I am eriously not suprised your single.

ladysahararose 1 year ago

@ladysahararose I was quite calm when I made that comment actually. I didn't use an exclamation point like you did. And the 20 thumbs up that agree with me must be single according to you then. Either that or they could have experienced what I have and drew conclusions. By the way, your sense of humor comment seems irrelevant to the point I made. Women can very well have a good laugh, like I said, I never said the video wasn't humorous.

Grapes428 1 year ago

@Grapes428

Well, I believe that if you like the man enough, you won't WANT to change him.

It totally pisses me off when all the women I know ask me, "Hey, when are you going to start to train your boyfriend?" Like, Goddamn. He's his own man, I don't own him. He can work out, not work out, whatever. I like him the way he is. That's the way it should be.

freakoffreaks145 1 year ago 2

@Grapes428 Both men and women are so convinved they and their spouse have to be what society believes couples to be, they forget who they are - people, not barbie and ken dolls. Instead of looking for the "perfect" man/woman, or trying to be the "perfect" spouse, try looking for someone who respects you and is worth respecting in return. Attempt to be yourself.

kattwoman17 1 year ago

@Grapes428 Looks like someone forgot that this was a COMEDY SKIT. Do I need to define it for you? HM?

ChurtleSnap 10 months ago

@ChurtleSnap Your point? Jokes made in a comedy skit come from thoughts that are on someone's conscious. Do I need to define it for you?

Grapes428 10 months ago

@Grapes428 I'm sure a lot of girls think it, but if those 'thoughts' were actually expectations then there would be a lot of lonely guys in the world. So you need to get your head out of your ass, and not get butt hurt because of a comedy skit.

ChurtleSnap 10 months ago

@ChurtleSnap Who said I was hurt? I was just trying to make a point.

Grapes428 10 months ago

@Grapes428 Try making a 'serious' point elsewhere that is NOT a comedy skit video.

ChurtleSnap 10 months ago

@ChurtleSnap Moot point. Get real, no need to be a comment nazi. People can talk about whatever they want on here if they want to make a point or even create a discussion. I think that's hilarious that you said I was butt hurt though, lol. My head was not in my ass, if it was, I wouldn't have had 50+ thumbs up to my comment.

By the way, if this were a guy doing a similar comedy skit, I'm pretty sure you would have some response to that.

Grapes428 10 months ago

@Grapes428,

Amen.

bangarangization 7 months ago

@Grapes428 you know this is comedy right?

ardelop 5 months ago

@Grapes428 That's not how it goes or ever will be and you know it....

nasrinv 3 months ago

@Grapes428 No problem at all! :) So... why am I single, then?

Nadesiko85 3 months ago

@Grapes428 Why do you say that about every women :( As a female, I'm sorry that my gender is such a train wreck that it loses your faith in us. I'm not anything what you explained, but I know many who are and I'm sorry you males have to go through so much trash to find something worth anything. :(

1NaturallyChanel 2 months ago

@Grapes428

While I am a content and happily married woman, I agree with what you're saying. I know many women who are like that. I swear, I have incredibly little patience for my own gender. So many women seem to forget that their boyfriend/fiance/husband is his own person. It's infuriating.

KOSMOSandTELOS 1 month ago

@Grapes428 i don't watch games, but i agree with everything has to be mutual :]

SergiosTorrents 1 month ago

@Grapes428 I could live with that i mean fotball is actually kinda fun and besides i only go shopping with my girls

DestructionBattery 3 weeks ago

@Grapes428 I don't understand girls like that. Why would I want my boyfriend around while I'm shopping? It's an incredibly boring process, no need to have him suffer along with me. And as far as his friends go, hes not really a sports guy. They're all videogame lovers like me. But even if they weren't, it wouldn't matter. What he does in his free time is up to him. Why should I care?

ShadowKaiserin 5 days ago