Team Fortress 2 Critical Melee Exploit (NOW DEFUNCT)

[Whiskersthecycat7]

1:53 STOP JUMPING OFF XD That's what gets you shot and hurt on landing.

[Flameracer777]

@Whiskersthecycat7 first time sniped but live

second time took little damage

[Bittergamer1886]

Heavy Tyson's Punch-Out!!

[TheChrislikespie]

2:39 "I shot his ass in the face"

[IBringDoom]

it still sortof works with the gunslinger (a guaranteed crit).

1. hold mouse1, hit a teammate 2x in a row (keep holding mouse1!)

2. switch weapons

3. hold mouse1 and switch to melee. you should now get the third hit, a guaranteed crit.

[Battlecop]

I remember doing that on the xbox tf2... only got it to work once tho, but still fun.

[Jamie41196]

If you do this with spy then disguise or cloak, switching back will give you one free "invisi-stab" It doesn't make a crit-sound on kill but trust me I've done it before. Silly Engineer probablly had the wierdest killcam ever. :D

PS3 Only (At least for now)

[TheGMaster111]

Christ, i remember tf2 when it was like this. 2Fort was all anyone played, no hats, and barely any story. I'd like to say "Those were the days" But TF2 has twice the content it used to (Literally, the game cache is like 5gb as opposed to 2gb from updates), and that is why I love valve. Twice the game for free. What do we get from other devs? a few rehashed maps for £24.

[Mynameisnotooo]

@TheGMaster111 "barely any story"

There's no story other than the silly comics Valve makes.

[lpbyuti]

hate the old version of this!! the voices are desame!

[Adimanstudios]

1:29 the pyro is a lagging noob :3

[ChibiwolfXD]

C-C-C-COMBO *Valve Fixes Bug* ....BREAKER!

[mrmariomike]

PUNCH OUT FTW

[EdTheBadass]

life sucks, if you have time to look for such thing

[Mrclovercheese]

it makes me think.......... what were you doing when you found out you could do that? :)

[Estryarkk]

@Mrclovercheese I came

[Alien43]

@Estryarkk to this city?

[XmissyoX]

CRIT WRENCH OWNS. for some reson, it still kills you in 1 hit...

[brukernavn142]

does this work at xbox 360

[vortex199611]

wow it does work for ps3 it just doesnt do critical though

[zyllyphic]

lol this would have been amazin w/ scout

[xSquiggumsx]

@zyllyphic Why? The Scout's bat has the highest swing speed of any melee weapon, but is the weakest. A crit bat hit does only 105 damage while a crit of any other melee weapon does 195.

[zyllyphic]

@xSquiggumsx because u can fuck people up w/ ur force-a-nature =)

(or u could go sniper)

[Pur3P0wn4g3]

I've found out that it works on PS3 :)

[crisruiz04]

really?

[brukernavn142]

@Pur3P0wn4g3 how did u do it

[Pur3P0wn4g3]

@brukernavn142 This guide is still posible at PS3, all in the same way as it says.

It's because at Xbox and Playstation they haven't updated TF2 so we are still playing the old version of the game.

[Flurry642]

@Pur3P0wn4g3 because PS3 is never updated any glitch works

[Pur3P0wn4g3]

@Flurry642 Yeah.

My favorite is the "Sniping during setup" :D

[airsoftsniper132398]

i like your avatar

[TheSebas1997]

this is from 2007 tf 2 fixed this glitch =(

[Pur3P0wn4g3]

Anyone know if this work on ps3?

[SonicTHblue]

i'll have to try that, I have both PC and PS3

[poornation]

I find your avatar hot.

[Eombayt]

@poornation I bet you get off on children's drawings too...oh wait, that's what his avatar is

[PhysgunMaster]

i dont understand in the beta non updated version of tf2 was the fall sounds? it wasnt even the characters' voice.

[thest3alth]

It's a soundpack you can download for TF2. Look up fpsbananna.

[Stupidfart9876]

There's still another 100% melee exploit. One time, i was playing this heavy who critical hit me with punches EVERYtime. So I tested # of times he crits with dead ringer. results were 9000 out of 9000 tries... it sucks

[xolliex580]

this still works on for me

[DarkerBird2]

Just like Left 4 Dead powershots.....

[Dududff]

You sir get a medal.

That's one of several reasons I'm ****ing proud of my PC.... even though it's a dual core with 2 gb's of ram and it has a geforce 8800... ahh well I'll upgrade l8er :P

[xXHomerSimpsonXx]

wow 8800 mine only has 6900 so mine lags alot on full settings

[Dududff]

omg...did you honest;y say that the PS3 version is better?

It was made by ****ing EA ffs man!

I couldn't give a shit about consoles, I have them all but the PS3 is bugged to fuck, no updates, choppy as fuck and just...sucks...so...bad!

PC has the BEST version of it, but it appears you admitted that ~_~

Ah well this is a old comment of yours so I'm assuming your fanboyism has passed. :O

[Suetakefan]

ps3 version of tf2?!?!?

that's just flat out blashpemy right there

[steveharley0345]

Valve made the game.

EA Published it.

Valve made it inferior because of their hate for console ports. Simple as.

[ExedEyes]

EA ported it aswell as Published it.

[Wizard101Official]

no, they (and when I say "they" I mean Gabe) only hates the PS3

[Yuffieandcloud]

which transfers to the 360 in not as much hate but about the same amount of hate as the ps3.

[themaster0fclimax]

no they just suck at programming for it so he hates hes products on the ps3

[Shigami0]

EA only ported it for the PS3 though. Valve did the 360 port and EA published both versions.

[ShallaMalla031]

PS3 is good for alot of games, just not TF2 :P

[Dududff]

Agreed.

Like Ratchet and Clank.

Gotta get a PS3, as I miss my Clank :X

[ShallaMalla031]

Hehe XD

[TheGameking123]

i think you're wrong because i have the ps3 with the orange box ( with team fortress 2)

the disadvantages are 1. no f*cking updates 2. the crosshair is f*cking slow so yes you are right and the anather site no

[ShallaMalla031]

PS3 is a great console! I have TOB on my PS3 and I enjoyed it until I got the PC version of it. I'm just saying that the PC is much better for TOB than the PS3

[lolauses]

but the demoman has 6grenade capacity

and i F*CKING HATE THE NEW WEAPONS

[Shigami0]

6 pipebombs*

6 pipebombs per round was over powered. Kind of like how the Soldier used to be able to run much faster.

[uSuckFIN]

Soldier used to have more ammo.

He never ran fast

[Shigami0]

@uSuckFIN Soldier did used to be able to run much faster than he does these days.

Beta TF2 is where this was at.

[uSuckFIN]

@Shigami0

Oh, alright.

[Shigami0]

@TheGameking123

That's EA for ya.

[TheUltimateBanane]

why its fixed =( that would be funny! xD

[AshForte]

punch out music <333

[Linexxlol]

sad it does not work :(

[PeanutButterGamer]

Why should he?

[Dududff]

so valve doesn't catch on.. like they now have...

They do check the tubes you know right?

=P

[ToxicatedLum]

someone should really make a video about how valve fucking up l4d public matches, by making the winning team play the finale then the losing team killing themselves when they play it >.>

[S3Tme0FF]

what r u recording with

[DaREDrobberZ]

Probably using source recorder.

[demohunto3]

wow do you have your brightness so high?

[paintballinwa]

the game is just like that

[KamikazeCaptain]

Whats up with all the halo fan boys watching tf2 videos? They jealous perhaps?

[tanory07]

glitches?killing?blue vs red?hacking? whats there NOT to be jealous about this game if u love h3

[007RanDy24]

Does it work on 360?

[S3Tme0FF]

only on system link

[LibelldraForgeMovies]

yes 360 was never patched

[ungrimir0nfist]

and never will be ffs...

[Shigami0]

yes it was. Even back when you made this comment.

[JosephCollins]

2:10 - It's just oh so satisfying to punch people and have people laugh in amusement. XD

[pearlzanker]

Theres a game that uses this exploit Gunz the Duel its called korean style

[Estryarkk]

Yeah but Gunz sucks ;3

[pearlzanker]

yea

[brich949]

Fuck yes it does.

[Alvaris]

@pearlzanker actually Korean style isn't a exploit, they intended it that way.

and you can't deal critical hits, at all, in that game.

Doesn't mean K-style isn't retardedly annoying though

[6thhokagephil]

now if this glitch was in another FPS like halo or call of duty i dont think they could fix it, they could only stop it by blocking people and that would only be a temporary fix

which is another reason why TF2 is better then most FPS :3

[ToxicatedLum]

well they have already fixed a melee 'exploit' so they probably could again, BUT Tf2 is at least a few times better than Halo 3

[6thhokagephil]

yeah but in TF2 its REALLY hard to spawn kill people......its hard to do it in Halo im sure, but its more possible then it is in TF2

[ToxicatedLum]

lol i was talking about melee exploits ^^

[6thhokagephil]

oh, melee exploits are fun =3

[35503550]

Because no other game could possibly have updates or bug Fixes

[6thhokagephil]

exactly :3

its hard to be abusive for long in TF2

[waazabie]

@6thhokagephil,

exactly why can't they fix it? CoD doesnt even have this bug in the first place which is another reason TF2 is not better than most FPS.

it's a fun shooter okay.

[wowrox13]

You can also do this on cs:s

[MsCarlos1999]

lol

[Kreacher123456]

its now fixed isnt it?

[FrogBlastTheVentCore]

Damn, I wish I had known about this

[cssabbe]

gamerecorder??

[KingKombat95]

The reason 360 and PS3 haven't gotten alot of updates is because of the space limit. They had a hard time just getting the GAME on the disc, now imagine the UPDATES.

[Kibblre]

I'm hoping for a TF2 standalone disc with all the updates on it.

The last updates sucks ass, they patched modding. I don't think I'm going to play it again on Xbox until the updates; modding made waiting for it much easier.

[KingKombat95]

That is a good idea, but then that'd be like a big ass fuck you to the poeple who bought it with Orange Box. Unless they got a major discount.

[Kibblre]

I'd still buy the standalone disc.

[jacobislucas]

well i bought mine for 10 bucks today at walmart. epic price huh.

[oli696969]

xbox lmao

[condople]

thats why all of that stuff downloads to your hard drive, not the disc

[Ruiner878]

2:10

FALCON PAWNCH!

[Feralbreed]

Hopefully not.

[tigerclaw212142422]

well its patched now but 360 and ps3 dont get patches so it should work on them.

[prayforme111]

hmmm. maybe not isent the ps3 and 360 versions newer than the pc version?

[tigerclaw212142422]

nope, they dont get any patches. or well 360 got a few of em but ps3 aint since valve didn't have anything to do with that port

[SonicFan535]

it does cus the console verions are shi- cus of no updates

[loofens]

no i tried it doesent work on console...

[SonicFan535]

wierd, it should.

[99007003]

here on the ps3 version (sucks to pc, i know), that glitch is not patched, and i use it to cloak-stab and stab without breakin' mah disguise! >: D

[lulzalot]

Then you're a fag.

[turkmenoglu70]

this game rocks like hell omg !!

[tunadounut]

is it patched yet?

[Bloodelf94]

Lol yea it's patched it's allmost 2 years xD

[lover789]

Great stuff, I would of been sad if I was that demoman, getting ks'd by a heavy that punched me, while there were rockets and medic gatling shooting at me lol =D...

[lillyyoshi123456]

i dont really see any spelling errors.

[Chippermonkey2406]

You're thinking of grammar, not spelling, dude.

[gbtygfvyg]

he spelled all his words right idiot, all he did was capitalize every first letter of every word which pisses me off.

[spammerdude1]

In the german language, you capitalize every noun.

[gbtygfvyg]

oh didn't know that.

[ERRORxakaRay]

I'm Glad Valve Really Cares About Their games...Or Else this Would Still Be In there...Its Funny To See Old Glitches That Have Been Fixed And then You think Back..."Hmmm I Wonder If I accidentally Did this On Someone?"

Nice Vid

[zeron4]

its just showing a glitch, god dude dont get so fucking serious about it

[Estryarkk]

Hater?

[Roodypoocandyass]

u mad?

[AllSystemsGo314]

lolumad.

[durza56]

"Team Fortress 2 Critical Melee Exploit This is now FIXED...it does not happen anymore...I had a good time =) "

GG dude.

[huldu]

This obviously doesnt work any longer. It did work up until quite recently however.

[metalguitarplayer1]

thats funny..."when you HEAR the lighting"...way to not think.

[thegreen4me]

lololololol, I get it

[Khameleon05]

Yea...it's called the kritzkreig.

[kaimargonar1000]

thx that's really hepful

[airsoftessexboy]

cheats are like drug users they plauge ther internet and make gaming a poor experience for others.

[nintendork1]

you have to buy it

[XxminisheaffyxX]

it was but for only 4 days for when the spy and sniper update came out

[StaffaO]

oh my god it doesn't matter if you don't understand, it doesn't work anymore. Still works on console versions tho :P

[katzenwurscht]

Is here some1 who can explain it to me in German?plz

[aceraspire5670end]

es funktioniert nicht mehr ^^

[Alexander19851]

Good Job !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[digi201]

UNLESS ITS A FARM!

[Kaysakado]

You used to be able to attack as Spy without removing disguise with this. You might have been able to do it without removing cloak either, I forget.

[firemaka]

"Playwrite's a good job, mate!"

[OdolWAAAAGH]

lol at faggots arguing then kissing eachother's asses....

anyways i remember doing this all the time. i remember you could quick scope with the sniper too.

[MasterOfTheLobsters]

Lol at obvious troll and oldfag.

[OdolWAAAAGH]

i would argue with you, but im afraid you would want to call a truce and start kissing my ass. fuck, i hope you dont have another one of your energy drinks, maybe thats how you have the energy to come back and check over your month old posts filled with you sticking your tongue in another man's asshole, faggot

[MasterOfTheLobsters]

Rule 14. No comment.

[kohaku42]

um i think that that was a boxing glove skin cause when i look at the kills it looks like a boxing glove but still funny lol. *ubered demo owning* *uber wears off* PUNCHED IN THE FACE

[MichaelGray66]

i loved TF2 before all the heavy, medic, pyro and scout weapons came out

[frosken22]

this still works on the ps3 version, since there are no patches on console.

[Trevthehedgehog7]

you know, Estyarkk, I'm surprised you didn't get reported for that profile picture you have yet...I'd change that before it's too late you know (just saying).

[Zelos2210]

As far as I know, its not violating the ToS. Theres no actual "Nudity". I think it only counts if there are nipples on show.

As for the video, nice glitch, but its a shame Valve have been on their game recently. They even fixed all the exploits in L4D, that made me a sad panda :(

[Trevthehedgehog7]

Valve fixing all the kinks in its games is sad indeed, dude.

[Zelos2210]

It is, but as gamers we learn to live with it :)

And well, really we should be playing the games how the developers intended rather than exploiting them :D

[Trevthehedgehog7]

good point XP

[Timi87]

lightning doesnt make a sound,

[mastergene825]

this doos not worlk anymore valve make a patch to prevent that now

[MikkMakk88]

it says in the title "(now defunct)" and in the decription "This is now FIXED...it does not happen anymore..."

so why the fuck were you saying that xD

[IKnowWereYouSleep]

rofl it was patched 2 years ago idiot

[wafflez007]

rofl since when has tf2 been out for 2 years? idiot..

[MasterOfTheLobsters]

Since October 10, 2007.

[wafflez007]

since when does 18 months=24 months?

[MasterOfTheLobsters]

Since it's only two fiscal quarters away from a whole two years. Since, for a software development company Valve's size, that amount of time is near worthless, it's almost not worth mentioning.

[wafflez007]

you're just talking out your ass. saying 6 months is near worthless. i'm done with you, you obviously have NO idea what you're talking about. 6 months is 1/4 of the time TF2 has been released, so yeah, that's pretty significant. plus, it wasn't valve saying that. it was 'iknowwereyousleep'. and since isn't a transition, there was no need for a comma after that. don't try to act smart if you have nothing smart to say, the result is always the same; you will look like a total fool.

[MasterOfTheLobsters]

The result of acting like an internet tough guy is always the same, too. You look like a newfag who takes the internet 4SRS BSNSS.

Also, TF2 has been in development for nine years, so six months is pretty insignificant.

[MasterOfTheLobsters]

P.S: Cocks.

anyone that says the words "internet toughguy" is a virgin fucking faggot that needs to get some more fucking sunlight and get off the puter. you must have been stuffed into a lot of lockers.