9 minutes of cartman quotes

[Patrjckstar]

this is shit hole

[Bostonian91]

God i hate you guyys.

[zoroark097]

i agree :D

[rosemae89]

"I'll put firecrackers in your nut sack and blow your balls all over your pants." That's my favorite part!

[dreamlandpop]

i love cheesy poofs you love cheesy poofs if we didn't eat cheesy poofs we'd be lame.

[dreamlandpop]

@BananasYeahh lol

[dreamlandpop]

hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaha

[smoothyarra1]

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLO­LOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOLOL­OLOLOOLOOOOLOLOLOLOLOL

[gregorywayneadams]

so who put his hoo hoo dilly in your cha cha???

[megameganization]

DAM MAH COPUTER DIES IN 5 MINS

[noobrider100]

Lol you stole this video, cock.

[johnnypocketable]

stinky britches, you got stinky britches.

[candygirl1932]

and the "SCREW YOU GUYS IM GOING HOME"



[candygirl1932]

i love the "RESPECT MY AUTHORITAHH" and the "HOW WOULD U LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR. GARRISON"

[rattlehead9127]

The transformation of Cartman from being a mean-spirited, insecure fat kid into an utter psychopath is pretty incredible - and both versions are hilarious.

[iritsuCHAN]

1:16 sooooo my new ringtone

[010Lindsay]

My mom says, that there's a lot of black people in Africa...

[YaYCell43]

probs one of the best quote compilations bro good job

[stonecoldamin]

XD that is so lame

[JakayBalay202]

you shouldntah done that, hes just a boy, poor little feller

[PrincessofZenitia]

"Cartman doesn't know a rainforest from a poptart." "Sure I do, poptarts are frosted!" Oh Cartman. ♥

[koolaidman217]

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAAAAAAHHH!

[SMS2RR]

@koolaidman217 Bitch.

[koolaidman217]

@SMS2RR cunt

[beccabug20]

watched 8 seconds of this video. thats 8 seconds of my life i cant get back. thanks alot for this shitty piece of shit

[RisingUP20]

All i am going to say is THANK YOU for uploading this

sometimes listen to this instead of music haha

[sudokcd]

"Who's the genius who put it in suspenders?"

"Get out of my flashback you god damn Jew."

"Bush is a nayzee".

[savoulis1]

he is my childhood hero ive been watching south park since i was 4 and i will let my kids watch this as well

[Klunk234]

Sweet.

[erick308058]

KICK ASS!

[dudleland]

Wow haven't been on this account for years...

came back to see all these views o.o

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU <3

[MrElitaba]

it would be nice if you gave me some lube before YOU FUCKED ME IN THE ASS

[EpicShadowBall]

French people piss me off! XDXDX

[JesusJoint420]

Poor people tend to live in clusters

[jurassickiller14]

RESPECT MOMA'S AUTHERITI haha

[Danenvideot]

@jurassickiller14 ....

[madbcc]

this never gets old XDDDDD

[aerous123]

I am Eric Cartman, screw you guys i am going home :)

[AnonymousPopper]

in the ghetto... on a cold and grey chicago morning another little baby child is born in the ghetto.... in the ghetoooooooo

[DUBmaster77]

This video is hella funny

[awesometjdude]

respect my athuratha

[mrfalafl]

"Day is never finished... Massa got me workin'... Some day massa set me free!" <--- my favorite

[ProtestantIRA]

@mrfalafl what episode is that from?

[mrfalafl]

@ProtestantIRA mecha striesand

[mrfalafl]

I love Cartman's old voice

[funnygirl8934]

you forgot i'm I'm H.I.V  possetive

[AlexDino001]

Umm, I don't think I have to fart anymore tonight! Lol!

[sarabeth1410]

sucky sucky 5 dallor soulja boi :)

[xStarlike]

Revenge is so very very sweet..

[Ruckanucka22]

best 9 minutes and 49 seconds of my life

[epic44321]

Kyle:You dont know the diffirence between a treeforest and a poptart

Cartman:Yeah i do poptarts are frosted

[Ventus529]

YOU WILL RESPECT MAH ATHORITAH!!!!!

[Saishida]

Nostalgic. XD I used to listen to the exact same audio over 10 years ago.

[RsVff1]

0:38 the laugh, which season/episode?

[michaelwindsurfer54]

@RsVff1 episode:pinkeye

season:1

i think!

[RsVff1]

@michaelwindsurfer54 omfg tyvm! :D gonna check now :D

[michaelwindsurfer54]

@RsVff1 no problem dude!

[deadskinmask1989]

@RsVff1 It's from Season 1 Episode 11: Tom's Rhinoplasty

[dwb131313]

thumbs up if u watched it all the way through

[kennylover123100]

RESPECT MEH ATHORTA!

[FSFatherGermany]

PREE HERRO HERRO PREE SUCKY SUCKY!!!

[HoboSuperWoman]

NO KITTY! MY POT PIE!

[patrick20082008]

best video on youtube!

[ReyMysteriosChildren]

Stan:I saw in a movie once this guy stuck a firecracker up a cat's butt!

Kyle:Cool maybe we can do that to cartmen's cat!

Cartman:If you so much as TOUCH kittie's ass ill stick a firecracker up your nut sack and blow your balls all over your panties

LMFAO!!!!! 20 people got their balls blown all over their panties for touching kittie's ass xD

[MEG0308]

Omg ok I seriously find Cartman adorable XD

[purplyish]

Real nice. You put pictures and crappy audio together. Good for you.

[zenosuke14]

@purplyish "You have a condition. It's called being a cynical asshole" a southpark quote that i felt worked well here

[gimmealiteracola]

My mom says theres a lot of black people in Africa

[funnyfruit1]

"im not fat i just havent grown into my body yet u skinny bitch"

[funnyfruit1]

Fuck petaredrev and him qouting shit that i was thinking of qouting

[XxDdinosaursSxX]

9 minutes of cartman quotes? Sweet.

[Crazyninga000343]

OKAY THAT DOES IT! SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME!!

[tehninjaboi]

i miss older southpark...

still, this was awesome

[mercanaries3]

screw you guys im going home

[sandhya169]

this is hella funny...

[EssentialDamage]

"eric if you call wendy a bitch one more time im sending you to the principals office!"...................."b­itch!"

[asdivh]

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAH!

[Theonlyoneleft1000]

There should of been the song he sung on the first episode " I love to singa "

[kickdababy25362]

Kick da baby "dont kick da baby" kick da baby. *kick

[MoonlightDragon97]

screw you guys... .I'm going home

[AggTownBanger1]

Im not fat i just haven't grown into my body yet you skinny bitch!

[amairani9906]

3:05 what episode does he sing that song?

[CuponkKing11]

Awww.... You're breakin my balls lol

[ember13dp]

5:02 haha HEY Kenny there's a sale on orange jackets over there!!!! Hahah what episode is that?!

[Moderm101]

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAAHHH!!!!!!jbjlblalb va blav

[Graverobber94]

10 minutes

[jerrymouse16]

6 people: RESPECT CARTMAN'S AUTHORIATH!!!

[lucasstates]

shut your god damn mouth or else im..gonna..kick you..square..in the balls lol

[Ninjaheiro]

isnt it my mum said theres alot of black people in china?

[yugotpwned87]

authoritah!!!!!!!!!!!

[wentmos]

Dolphins are intelligent and friendly....intelligent and friendly on my bread wid some mayonaise....lmfao just gotta love cartman

[1pokemontrainerblack]

best one is 1:03 - 1:46

[ladyspookums]

"I'm not fat!! I just haven't grown into my body yet you skinny bitch!!"

[brez002]

notice how just about all of these quotes are from early south park (like first 7 seasons), which was back when south park ruled. And one of the main reasons south park used to be so much better is because of all of the random hilarious crap cartman said. good video.

[pvares]

@brez002 this is a audio file that has been in the web for a long while already. I had downloaded it back in 2004 I think... though I agree, the first seasons, up to the 7th or 8th rule! After that there have been too many up and downs...

[thefinalzelda777]

cartman is a straight up asshole douchebag.and we love him for that

[runescaperzzz]

TOM HANKS CANT ACT HIS WAY OUT OF A NUTSACK lmfaoooooo

[Nigelk388]

i hate French people too cartman for god

[boydilim]

Bring back cartman's season 1 voice

[raddicks1]

cartman rules

[pureblackbutterfly]

Commming mom.....

Lol fkn cartman XD

[MinatoUzumak1]

cold bevrage or tasty snack

[oraizawzome4574]

wat episode waz the first quote from and good vid man oh yeah and RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!

[slientwindX]

i love how through-out the seasons cartman's voice has developed alittle deeper. :l

[DiMario84]

the best shit is from 6:00 and on especially 6:45

[paulykid08]

that was shit

[TheFlipTease]

democrats piss me off!

[tdaduncansangel]

i love his laugh!! and i'm sailing away!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm not fat i'm festivly plump!!!

[sanluv1221]

HEY U GET YO BITCH ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN N MAKE ME SOME PIE!!!hahahah!lov it!

[MegerHexer]

i'm gonna be on tellevision, i'm gonna be on tellevision lol i love that

[iheartmusikkk]

respect mah authoritahhhhhhh!

[fudg33ms]

''come on rice picker'' LMAO

[dudleland]

Cartman 9 MORE of cartman quotes if your all good boys and girls ;D!

[subby7866]

Be a man stan just say hey wo-man you shut your mouth and make baby lmao cartman cracks me up

[petaredrev]

"my mom says there's alot of black people in africa." rofl :D :D

[Amberritos]

@petaredrev Well hot damn, I read your comment at the exact same time he said it. Just thought I'd let you know. :3

[Iluvzukoandedward]

could you please send me the audio file?

[cece2u]

catman doest know a forest from a poptart

i do to poptarts have frosting

[PartyPeople152918]

I said that to my friend when we were playing with airsoft guns. i was like "HEY I'M GUNNA BLOW UR FRIKIN HEAD OFF!" lol when i heard this i was like damit cartmen!

[TheSyntheticFreak]

respect my authorithaaa` !!! =)))

[Mindless2164]

AUTHOROTEIT

[colebrooklynpark4lif]

i listened to all nine minutes i love cartman and i look like him too lol

[dudleland]

LOL ;D

[konglover42]

@colebrooklynpark4lif You're a fat-ass made out of cardboard? XD

[Donged100]

@colebrooklynpark4lif is that something you wanna brag about?!

[MadPropsToTheHood]

@colebrooklynpark4lif Shut up fat ass

[Crazyninga000343]

@colebrooklynpark4lif I am the girl version of Cartman....but skinny.

[TheJrOne1]

@Crazyninga000343 if ur skinny u aint cartman!!

[Crazyninga000343]

@TheJrOne1 The why do people call me fat? Casue I am not... I am BIG BONED!

[stfuimpaul]

@colebrooklynpark4lif you look like an evil fatass?

[ShinNatsume18]

if i learned something on the internet, is that if u post something, you cant copyright it. SO FUCK OFF IDIOT!! if he wanted to "steal" ikillyou sounds a make them his own so be it! GTFAFH gamereview!!!

[Tyem310]

Just cause your mom's a stupid bitch doesnt mean the whole world has to suffer lol!!!!!! LMAO

[erica2190]

screw you guys im going home.

[dirtniker246]

i have this on my itunes lol u got this from limewire lol still very funny i love it

[dudleland]

hay dude thanks,means alot to see some good comments lol :P

southpark ftw!!! :P

[T0TSE]

Epic Video, Love it :)

[dudleland]

thanks dude :)

[GameReviewz08]

Don't take credit cock-sucker. You stole these sounds from IKILLYOU14's 9 minutes of cartman sounds video that he posted 3 years ago. Your fucking stupid for naming it almost exactly the same.

[dudleland]

hay dude relax,i didnt i dont steal things from other people i think its totaly rong

i recorded these clips from each episode

so dude chill, :\

[GameReviewz08]

I said you stole the sounds, not the pictures. You cant even deny stealing it. If I search up your video, the 9 minutes of cartman sounds video comes in the results right after yours. Its the exact same fucking sounds. And it was uploaded 3 years ago. You fucking stole the sounds. DUDE ITS EVEN IN THE RELATED VIDEOS RIGHT BESIDE THE COMMENTS

[dudleland]

dude i didnt

i wouldnt even know how to steal them

please stop,i swear i didnt

its proboly the scif-chi thing proboly

[subby7866]

He spent his own time putting all these sounds together so we should be giving him credit for that

[dudleland]

Thanks man its always great to accualy get "POSITIVE" comments .

Thanks mate glad you liked it :)!

[mesakillyou]

200th person to watch this vid

[Thatchannel1234]

hahah way awesome vid it is so funny great job keep it up

[ECWCrazyBoy]

wow great vid man this is really awesome is 0:25 Kanye West and Gay Fish? xD lol

[dudleland]

hay thanks dude !!!! :D

nice to see a good comment!!!

yep have you seen it its so funny !

ill be sure to watch and rate your videos :)

[Taco550]

how did u get the qoutes record it or wot?

Respect My Authorities!

spelt wrong above

[dudleland]

i made it :)