Secret Santa (Jake and Amir)

[GetDurrd]

Um when Amir said that he wants to punch them in the face, is he referring to his co workers or the people in Africa? Here's the part of the video when Amir was talking about it. 0:52

[jonny8late1]

@GetDurrd kids in africa

[scuttbunny]

why is she so pretty

[liamrhysbond]

0:45  wtf!

[Londongirl315]

It's funny how they say "Children in Africa" like it's the whole place .. smh -___-

[BouillonCubeNoob1]

@Londongirl315 It's safe to generalize the whole continent, as it really is the poorest and most starving place in the world lol.

[Londongirl315]

@BouillonCubeNoob1 You seem to neglect the fact that places like Morocco and Egypt and other thriving places are located in Africa.

[Dzubur93]

@Londongirl315 also, south africa is a member of the G20

[reycism]

"What's happening right now?"

[SmexiAnimeBoy]

fack she's hawt

[IrepJnigga]

:) she is so cute!

[LeviMurraay]

@MrJp833 It's airline food.. not airplane food. Just sayin'.

[Sexalize]

2 more eps then my marathon is over ;'( what the fuck do i do after this?

[XxPh3nom3nalxX]

Press 7 repeatedly. hothothothothothothothothothot­hot.

[XxPh3nom3nalxX]

Repeatedly press 2. 'Oh what's that Simmons?Oh ok.'

[WhatTheOtto]

0:59 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

[pootiemp]

0:00 THIS GUY!

[DaGleese]

this duo could be world famous, they would make great presenters for comedy awards and stuff

[ZaraRiver]

I wouldnt get a gift! I wouldnt get a gift! and i want a gift! i just dont want to give one. LOLLLLLLLL!

[KevinHilt]

I miss Streeter being in the background...

[buddynkoda]

@KevinHilt but he fat

[ImQuizzi]

1:44 he didnt even get a paper

[Elisalovesyou999]

amir is not funny...

[MyNamesDrake]

.. whats happening right now

[HIKAJO]

it's a shame the taple covers jake and amir legs and there is no way to put funny stuff like flash costume or other stuff

[Brocnar]

love the Dinosaurs reference at the end.

[puremonky123]

when i grow up i want to skip this crappy ad

[JosephPanzeca]

I have two thumbs and I'm watching Jake and Amir :) AND I LOVE IT!!

[VizzyDeluxe]

@TheSniperCow You're not gonna get top comment

[bullseye5464]

This is so funny I love the girlfriend episode

[bullseye5464]

This is do funny especially the girlfriend episode

[SarahLoveCollege]

Jake's best line so far, "What's happening right now?!" LOL

[DannyBoi7342]

Wait...I HAVE TWO THUMBS AND I AM WATCHING JAKE AND AMIR!!!!!

[ChokedByRainbows]

Gay.

[samwrestle]

YES! Finally..a Dinosaurs reference! 

[atillathegun]

I bet Amir got himself...

[captainbobey]

Planet of the apes reference!

[Logan2699]

that girl is hot

[Arkhipi]

Крута

[nick43068]

This girl is hotter than Sarah.

[NanosuitPilotFraser]

2:01 The Dinosaurs Theme reference

[eiffel6565]

Amir ROCKS !

[AveragePigFarmer]

Am I the only one who thinks Jake is ridiculously hot?

[JFluffyful]

@AveragePigFarmer no you're not.

not at all.

[AniVaroni]

@AveragePigFarmer nope, I'd tap that in 2 seconds tops.

[Bubbles7043]

@AveragePigFarmer you wish. x]

[ShadowZone1996]

@AveragePigFarmer Yes, yes you are... Well I guess not, but Im not one of them, so Im kinda wasting your time with this.... Never Gonna give you up.... barabara... Let you down..

[buddynkoda]

@AveragePigFarmer okay gross hes a doucher

[danielcecchin1]

Horrible.

[theblackcomp111]

They're going downhill

[johndtha]

"wolf whistle" who's the girl with the hat?

[Selanvato4evr]

Somebody needs to bitchslap him

[daveybaby08]

She's so hot!

[freshbox100]

Harold and Kumar 3

[lollieskippy]

SO happy the old Jake is back!! I missed him <3

[commercialguy1]

how bout that airline food...close enough

[carakloes32]

1:01 lol that face

[GimmeMyJelly]

If i got Amir, I'd get him a partition signed by all the workers in the office who want them out of their lives. And I'd hand him a rope to hang himself with. The best part would be that we'd all pitch in to hang him too! Ahh Christmas spirit...

[dk3001]

@GimmeMyJelly how is this a top rated comment? "partition"? Nice.

[MsDude4196]

i used to be on college humor..... and then i took a arrow to the knee.

[Thebluedubninja]

why do so many troll wars start on jake and amir comments?

[mehgamer1]

@starstealer1195

little tip for the situation, don't call him a fag. In fact, don't even respond. Trust me, it isn't worth the effort in the end...

[BloodRedFox27]

dinosaur reference, i can dig it

[mariibogart]

"What's happening right now?" hahahahahaha

[mattmatt09123]

Amir is almost 30? Damn these guys are old!

[thelaxinlonghorn]

Having fun there fellas?

[jrako2195]

Okay is the sopa removed comments real or do ppl just do that

[MrJp833]

The top comments are the same..lets change that!

Well here I go.

(clears throat) "so how about that airplane food"?

[UltraCrapLover]

@MrJp833 It is, in the words of the almighty and wise Calvin, small and tasteless.

[Gagedudeman]

@MrJp833 That wasn't fucking funny.

[LoZfanguy]

@Gagedudeman I thought it was hilarious

[Abecto9]

@MrJp833 die

[mind100able]

@MrJp833  what the heck is wrong with you

[MagicXXMadness]

@MrJp833 was that suppose to be funny?



[superkitten211]

jake needs to punch amir quit his job work as a banker get ritch then marry a smoking hot lady nd have 3 kids

[insrtclevrnamehere]

WHY 360p? WHY?!

[macc55cc]

I found this funny

[The900number1]

college humor used to be funny

it's not now.

[weeziteer]

that girl is HOT

[SapphireNigga]

Honestly who hired amir to work for them. Cuz I mean his I.Q. Is ridicules. Lol I know is a joke. But im just saying if was real I wouldnt hire him. But I would hang out with him.

[8610803eternal]

ALMOST 30

[iCool909]

These videos are so annoying! But it's so good!

[QuikDJ]

That bitch is hot

[xicor10]

@DannyBoi7342 heeeey i heard that one

[ksufication]

this... isnt... funny...

[tauran1100]

@ksufication I thought it was awesome :S

[hemicuda00]

4,513 have lame humor.....

[bullseye673]

@hemicuda00 idiot.....

[MrMoreno0170]

Didn't Jake cry the last time someone was about give him a shitty gift? he is not the one to call Amir a baby.

[hooversom]

Almost Thirty! lol

[PrincePujols5]

"Gotta love me"

xD

[noahRKO]

dosin't Jake look alot like Chris martin?

[RKOStunner]

@noahRKO HAHAHA YEAH HE DOES

[omaha1287]

God these videos are terrible.

[YayItsScarlett]

@omaha1287 You're going to hell.

[the3pervs]

i just shit the pants because im hunger xD

[elmamututu]

the only part funny for me was at around 1:50

[Tabbycat61794]

dont ask me a question of you dont know!!

[BballinDj]

amir is hilarious

[usarmymilitary]

Why do stupid people have to ruin the comment sections with shit like download this or that or repost or you wil die in ten days that kinda shit is stupid and no one buys it

[INSANITYmasta]

lmfmao so funny

[4lexARM]

Subscribe to my FAIL Videos Channel

[qwastew]

She's too beautiful yo

[eaglesmash56]

See now i would look for skaterdean0's comment but after reading TheTwistedDiamond's the whole process seems depressing

[006ran]

amirs 30?

[coxeroney]

@006ran hes 28

[JalisaPD91]

I wouldn't get a gift! I wouldn't get a gift! And I want a gift! I just don't wanna give one!

[romanbelog]

You realize that there are children starving in Africa and I would rather punch them all in the face then.... hahahhahahahaha

[omgmynameisfucknlong]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me find your comment, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Vikster93... i WILL find ur comment

[Ady2hotty]

@omgmynameisfucknlong hey this is from the movie 'Taken'! SWEET!

[OLBICHL]

@omgmynameisfucknlong goode luck

[krysiacarlyle]

is she the tamara in akward ?!?!

[TakeMyHandAndDance1]

you're a bad person!(: hahahahaha

[DannyBoi7342]

My friends said they hate Jake and Amir

We're not friends anymore

Hahaha JK... They're dead

[partyboy175]

@DannyBoi7342 ive seen this joke on so many different videos. stfu

[iLiKeCeRe]

@DannyBoi7342 forever alone?

[BekiiOxO]

@DannyBoi7342 Just kidding you have no friends.

[DannyBoi7342]

@BekiiOxO I don't anymore =]

[trigun2636]

@DannyBoi7342 A comment that actually deserves to be top comment for once... Im dreaming aren't I?

Win! For you my friend!

[DannyBoi7342]

@trigun2636 Haha thanks but some queer must have marked it for spam because its like gone now

[0VforVendetta0]

@1:45 he doesnt pick a name

[jimmytom5420]

what the HELL is this bull spit....

[MrTim999]

the girl is so pretty, just saying.

[PrinceLazyBoy]

Jake and air are funny as f@#$%

[MadiMe123]

I hate the comments section

[7872359]

wooooow, that african children comment was FUCKED UP

[whatfhefck]

More SteffComedy Jake & Amir remixes!

[noodlejac]

amir is jewish

[fake2556]

@noodlejac no shit

[MacyLeighC]

Jake looks super sexy in this video!!

[MrJoshchad]

thumbs up if you cant be bothered searching for Viksters comment

[123WL321]

Vikster's comment is on page 16. if you cant find it go higher

[NormanHussaini91]

i saw amir in the new harold and kumar movie and he is really like that..haha

[MrDaftig]

Next time Amir should dress like Vader and Jake should dress like Spock. And let talk about who is who :)

[123lawoman]

That girl is hot!

[Mrreeeeeemix]

that chicks hot ;P

[fake2556]

@Mrreeeeeemix That chicks hot? That chicks NOT.

[whitecanadian123]

shit fuck piss ass cunt

[LastAsKingBand]

this is one of the funniest collegehumor episodes!!!

[FITBMX97]

@gpe41 :( ween

[drumArthur]

FUCK THE MYFUNCARD AD AND ITS STUPID BEEPS

[wogfun]

Amir is funny like a clown

[MrTrashytube]

Looks Like Jake Juss Woke Up



[Candpals]

Kind of a bit late for this video arent you? :)

[OmgZomgBBQ]

HEHEHE  hahahahah :P

[TheKYLChannel]

I need subscribers

[sgtsn1per]

@TheKYLChannel faaaaaaaagot

[TheTwistedDiamond]

Found Vikster93's comment and it's a reply to Superfresh something, so I went looking for what Superfresh said, but ended up on a search for some CK1042's comment which turned out to be LAME.

FML.

[Sachems49]

@TheTwistedDiamond dont care loser

[TheTwistedDiamond]

@Sachems49 Same to you, comma, loser.

[7waystosunday]

@TheTwistedDiamond I know EXACTLY how you feel, man.

[xnbentari]

can someone tell me what episodes Amir uses "Oh sheesh y'all, twas a dream" ?

I know one is that t-shirt one, but i think there are two others?

One of them is:

"Oh sheesh y'all, twas a dream"

Really?

Naye

And the other one amir shits his pants LOL and says it

[starstealer1195]

@sdmfsdmfn If I was illiterate how could I write this comment. As for the 5th grade reading level comment I'm fairly confident I'm more intelligent than you after reading your immature top comment and your retarded comeback. Get off my dick ghey boi

[sdmfsdmfn]

@starstealer1195 good job little man!!

[starstealer1195]

@sdmfsdmfn Your pitiful response is proof enough that I've won this argument. Next time you try to make an attack on somebody's intelligence you should probably remember you're a fucking retard.

[sdmfsdmfn]

@starstealer1195 lol kid ill fucking beat your ass, pussy tryna talk shit behind a keyboard, your 1 of 2 things, fat and weak, or a skinny nerd with no friends because no normal person would get soo irritated from a comment unless their joking.

[starstealer1195]

@sdmfsdmfn "no normal person would get so irritated from a comment unless their joking," "ill fucking beat your ass" a little hypocritical. And sending physical threats over the internet isn't very effective, just to let you know. Just admit defeat you stupid little fag.

[mr69it]

apparently Jake is going to be in the next Harold and Kumar movie....