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Kim, I have a stinky buddy. I have this coworker whom is a great guy, a little neurotic, but a great guy. But his breath. Oh heavens to betsy his breath would make you run for the hills, KimLOL.
Stink-eye those you consider "lesser" may be a really bad choice. Here is another cardinal rule: Never, ever... treat people who handle your food badly. To them, you are just another mouth to feed.
I don't look down at any janitor. I worked in a corner office on the ninth floor of an office building for a brokerage firm and I was not a janitor...
...I was an IT guy installing a new workstation under the desk.
I'm not technically a janitor but all the janitor duties fall on me for our tiny office since we're too small to outsource it. I took a one week vacation a couple months ago. Oooh man. When I got back I could tell by the expressions on their faces; they had been at each others necks over who cleans what. Come to think of it, I got a raise shortly after that. Coincidence? Maybe.
I dont think that our janitor at work is any less then any of us. She just doesnt do her job well, you should see the table some times....so now were supposed to start picking up some of her jobs...BS
Kim, I have actually been meaning to e-mail you about this topic as well. I was a janitor (well I prefer the term Facilities Management Assistant) at a college. You'd be amazed at how many complaints we get for not picking up after the teachers..but NEVER any compliments on what we do, let alone a 'hello'. Maybe they would like to see what its like to clean out the dirty tampon bags! Lol, anyway loved the vid as I do all of yours.
It's true! I always befriended the janitors at my school because I knew that they would be able to help in times of peril. Be good to janitors and they will be good to you. :)
i do what johnny does and yes we have more power than people think. But ppl treat you like you are below them. It stinks the only ppl who would talk to me were the people in night stocking and meat and fish department.
I still need to work on a cube question to email in. It'll involve my cluttered desk in some way, but I have to make sure it's not one you already answered.
I want to know what to do when the boss invites clients to tour your workspace without giving you any notice. It totally ruins your work day and you get stuck answering questions and pretending you care.
I.O.N: Kim that red shirt works for you. That is your color. Prettier than a bunch of roses.
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hectorechev 10 months ago
Kim ought to be world famous!
heyawhaw 2 years ago
"...secret places, like air temperature control"! Got THAT right!
airrocketdown 2 years ago
...can't talk right now, looking for those 3 switchs and a valve...
alphadog99 3 years ago
"which ones" <LOL!
Elk4758 3 years ago
Kim, I have a stinky buddy. I have this coworker whom is a great guy, a little neurotic, but a great guy. But his breath. Oh heavens to betsy his breath would make you run for the hills, KimLOL.
blackshogun77 3 years ago
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Kim you belong in hollywood.
blackshogun77 3 years ago
Stink-eye those you consider "lesser" may be a really bad choice. Here is another cardinal rule: Never, ever... treat people who handle your food badly. To them, you are just another mouth to feed.
:D
That80sGuy1972 3 years ago
Try getting along without a janitor, or even a maid at a hotel or motel!
Enobdum01 3 years ago
I don't look down at any janitor. I worked in a corner office on the ninth floor of an office building for a brokerage firm and I was not a janitor...
...I was an IT guy installing a new workstation under the desk.
SchnickTech 3 years ago
Nice work Kim you've cheered me up again! When are the networks going to give you a show???
tjf4375 3 years ago
Johnny's [Essential] Skills.
charlessmyth 3 years ago
Escellent work and fulfilling an ardent need. Good on ya.
brucerout 3 years ago
great,
gerry2345 3 years ago
Still original and still funny - keep up the good work
zebedee37 3 years ago
This woman looks so hot with her beautiful dark features, I bet she never has Body Odor, she's too damn gorgeous to ever stink!
RickyD1967 3 years ago
I'm not technically a janitor but all the janitor duties fall on me for our tiny office since we're too small to outsource it. I took a one week vacation a couple months ago. Oooh man. When I got back I could tell by the expressions on their faces; they had been at each others necks over who cleans what. Come to think of it, I got a raise shortly after that. Coincidence? Maybe.
magicpet 3 years ago
I agree.
Just because they make more or have a better office their better than you.
People just be nice say hi back.
MacBookGuy91 3 years ago
It's true that while we may have dirt under our fingernails, We DO know where the 3 switches and one valve are located. Be nice. Have a nice day.
bernieharless 3 years ago
Loved it.
jx14aby 3 years ago
Go, go Johnny, go Johnny go!
NietzscheNu 3 years ago
I dont think that our janitor at work is any less then any of us. She just doesnt do her job well, you should see the table some times....so now were supposed to start picking up some of her jobs...BS
LtotheP0859 3 years ago
Always be nice to the Janitors...they have powers beyond belief that can make or break your work day.
AltheaMagess 3 years ago
haha the red paper-clipper picture on the wall is funny, i mean who will have a picture full sized of that :p,
orionpk 3 years ago
that was funny @ 1:19 lol, nice video!
orionpk 3 years ago
Great one!!! Hit's home!!!
MadHatterie 3 years ago
Too true!
If you want any gossip, slices of cake, decent pens, or lottery syndicates - it's the facilities staff you need to speak to.
Of course it can swing the other way too, like the guy who asked to have his keyboard cleaned, and it was... in a bucket of soapy water! :D.
stunthumb 3 years ago
"Janitors" of the world unite. The Power is within your grasp.
pwarkentin2pc 3 years ago
Kim, I have actually been meaning to e-mail you about this topic as well. I was a janitor (well I prefer the term Facilities Management Assistant) at a college. You'd be amazed at how many complaints we get for not picking up after the teachers..but NEVER any compliments on what we do, let alone a 'hello'. Maybe they would like to see what its like to clean out the dirty tampon bags! Lol, anyway loved the vid as I do all of yours.
mentalarmory 3 years ago
It's true! I always befriended the janitors at my school because I knew that they would be able to help in times of peril. Be good to janitors and they will be good to you. :)
Erisad89 3 years ago
ha ha... nice...
goodbye2romance 3 years ago
Great video Kim! So true...the Johns of the world hold more power then people think. :)
chalk20 3 years ago
YEAH FOR KIM!
kellingc 3 years ago
Excellent show as always! Super funny! Cheers!
EdMuirton 3 years ago
"Yes" As always Kim a great video! "Tell them like it is!
ronniethecrazyone 3 years ago
LOL,Great vid from a very beautiful and even more talented ,Woman
LoneStarLoner 3 years ago
i do what johnny does and yes we have more power than people think. But ppl treat you like you are below them. It stinks the only ppl who would talk to me were the people in night stocking and meat and fish department.
alyse07 3 years ago
Hehe, so true. Be nice those who control the air flow....and the toilets.
(Hey Kim, is the voting still open on that site? I was out of town for a week but I'd like to go hype you if that's still possible)
rhythm7a 3 years ago
So true...
drmstrums 3 years ago
If only they'd turn the air down - or the thermostat up - Please tell them I'm freezing in my cubicle - pleeze!!
gabrielized 3 years ago
HVAC switch,Electrical panel switch,Internet connection.
And the water valve. Now,read this,memorize it,then burn it.
Blargaldalien 3 years ago 2
check, check, and check! whahahahahahaa
cubefarm 3 years ago
Three switches and one valve! HILARIOUS!
aichaudh 3 years ago
"Three switches and one valve" Haha, very nice. I'd like to know which ones too!
camerondarling 3 years ago
Great stuff, Kim, as always. Speaking of great, you look GREAT in red!
Sorry...couldn't resist. ;-)
robtran 3 years ago
Never underestimate the power of Johnny. :)
simplydaft 3 years ago
pfffttt!
Thanks. BTW, it's all in your eyes: they speak.
Phylmyc 3 years ago
When is Dilbert going to appear on your show?
robrobbins 3 years ago
well if any of you have a line in to Scott Adams....I'd be happy to share my cubicle with Dilbert for a show ;)
cubefarm 3 years ago
LMAO! Priceless! your videos are always priceless, even short ones!
CrazedWolfen 3 years ago
Fantastic as usual! And oh so TRUE!
CervyY 3 years ago
I used to be a ladies' toilet cleaner - now that was power.
RegularNonsense 3 years ago
I still need to work on a cube question to email in. It'll involve my cluttered desk in some way, but I have to make sure it's not one you already answered.
I want to know what to do when the boss invites clients to tour your workspace without giving you any notice. It totally ruins your work day and you get stuck answering questions and pretending you care.
I.O.N: Kim that red shirt works for you. That is your color. Prettier than a bunch of roses.
themightylex 3 years ago 2
"Janitor" on Scrubs is one of the best characters on the show. Janitors know a lot of secrets - powerful people.
That's a great color for you. Of course, you make almost any out look good!!
bartfarkel 3 years ago 2
thanks :) I love that character -- that actor is a riot !
cubefarm 3 years ago
lol that's why I always speak to "Johnny"
Nunaoni 3 years ago
and third comment! wow! i'm special :) luv ya kim!!! excellent work as always!
muffin1102 3 years ago
second comment!
muffin1102 3 years ago
first comment!
muffin1102 3 years ago
Wadda ya mean first? And what does that say anyway. I don't get this "first" malarkey.
EddyBergman 3 years ago 2
Haha! Exactly! You speak the truth, as always. Nice vid.
Sportimus 3 years ago
Yeah, Keep us all friends at work.
ZullGostnu 3 years ago
cool lol
bearbog69 3 years ago
Tha's right. Treat everybody the same: the way you'd like to be treated. Johnny might end up buying the company...It's happened.
robertantonnyc 3 years ago
Lol, I love you.
ItsCourtenayMmkay 3 years ago
*SIGH* I "heart" kim...
alphanumeric1971 3 years ago