Tongan Ninja Trailer

[almondcoconuts]

Isn't that the guy from flight of the Concords?

[OhhYvette]

@almondcoconuts yup xD

[keitaro21]

OMG I've always though it was a French movie

[MrNeilm327]

@1:45 ........Bret!?!?

[katietigershark]

you know what would be a great villain for a Bond flick? a 6 foot 8 polynesian who weighs like 350 all muscle

[wakzel]

It is kieran vollard haha

[thepeekaboo16]

maybe low budget film but good to watch and funny too

[repossesed]

greatest low budget movie ever

[preacherZer0]

lEGENDARY MOVIE!

"your father was eaten by a fish!"

[db1machine]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I have a sword!

[dcshooters]

interesting...

[AdamDuffield]

this redfines the phrase "So bad, its good" XD

[stevenvailea10]

too bad n frik muvie

[NICXNTA]

is this a joke?

[demJem09]

@NICXNTA nope, i got it on dvd. :)

[IsaacQuiksilver]

@demJem09 same, its so funny!

kick this poofy stitch, mother fathers aerosol son!

[phatmatt1176]

coming straight to youtube

[No3225]

shakira was great in this movie!

i love to watch her beautiful face and ass

[TK1467MAY]

ahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahah­a no wayy mayunnn !

[supertoadfish]

this is the best film ever made

[RangerGet93]

with all respect to Jemaine Clement I just want to point out that the budget of this film looks like it matches what an australian janitor could gather up during his lifetime...

[No3225]

@RangerGet93 your point is?

to give more money to janitors?

[YouKnowItsMatt]

hahaha!!! "Sometimes when life kicks you in the ass, you have to grab life by the ass and kick it right back!"

thats my motto now!

[melbcs]

this movie is qay

[MaoriSmurfdd]

@123uluvolu only dorks write like tht :L

[patalicious]

"Sometimes when life kicks you in the ass you've got to grab life by the ass and kick it right back"

[aaron4801]

this is racist and immature.

[DxERAx]

LOL this looks so good im gon get it

[146532]

HAHA "action fighter" this luks pretty gudd

[IMAKEITRAIN2000]

nz movie

[xapplebottom]

samoa is gay .

that guy isnt tongan hes a nuiean actor

[fatumiti]

you're fucking dumb.

[TSxUCEHADOUKEN]

funny low production and whatsup with the sound it.sounds like a dubb version of a kung fu movie, are they trying to copy the sound..lol weird

[bobtheman7777777]

i watched this movie tonight again, its my favorite movie of all time, they made the movie, then cut all the audio and dubbed over and everyone swiched roles

[vaheasiolaa]

man i love youtube argumentz.....but 2 doze dat ddnt stay n skool dea iz a tonga......bludi gronkz......manie commonsnse peoplez

[ModaahGeexo]

fucc ; IM a tongan & iaint no HINDI ! i`ve been to tonga stop talking out of youur bum ; yaaay they based itt on a tongan guuy (: muahah BLUULEMONADE (:

MODO x

[megacool24]

hope ya guys know that tonga is a fake imaginary island, and that all "tongans" are just actually hindi people!

[atownsoulja2131]

WTF??! are you on drugs???

[xDelta6543x]

rofl Tonga is a real place go check google maps you stupid noob.

[pko322]

fuck you.....i've lived in tonga for 9 years....its real

[HaMoNeSiAnBaBeE]

AHA ! what are you .. ignorant ? mateyy, im suree u really need to pay for attention in your geography classes .

[TCGViking]

At the end of the day, The Tongan is kicking ass and taking home some girl to fucc, Lmfao, shit, why they gotta make a movie of stuff that happens every day! Come one, come all, Tonganz going fucc you up and take your women, just ask Samoa, hahahaa, J/K, easy usos, go back to filming Samoan wedding with the gay ass clowns, hahahahahaa!!

[rriisshhaa]

i myyt bee tOnqaan buhtt iim half samOaan sO stOp beiinq sO jealOus bOut tOnqaans cOzz basiicallyy samoans gehtt marriied ttew tOnqaans, samOaans gehtt married ttew tOnqan yyew miiqht nOt know iin daah future the lOrd miiqht maake yyew marry aah tOnqaan lOl`sz

[HaMoNeSiAnBaBeE]

why you gotta hate on samoans for ?

[mailove2008]

LOL!!!

yeah i know...these stupid japanese!!!

[TyroneTheWarrior]

Found this on DVD a few years back. A personal favorite of mine, I'll always treasure it.

I long for a Blu-Ray version with tons of features however...

[sk8lifestylez]

I found this DVD in a random place at a Tower Records 3 years ago. Being half Tongan myself, I had to buy it. It takes every cliche from those 70's/80's era over dubbed kung-fu/ninja movies and multiplies them by 30. Definitely a jewel in my collection.

Plus its got Jemaine (who co-wrote it).

[NixonRoundhouse]

anybody notice jemaine on there? flight of the conchords? New Zealand? Walks on the beach? plz?

[megacool24]

tonga is fake ahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[kaitae45]

no.ur momz titties r fake

[MrDialup]

the hair on them's real though

[LEILAJAIDE11]

u idiot its an island u fckin retard i live here fckyou

[myothernamewastaken2]

fuck that place, my tongue on your mamas tities is real

[startreknerd]

haha youtube arguments are the greatest.....

[anacelestenz]

I just come back from Tonga is a Beautiful country and the people is so full of spirit! Comedy is Comedy...don't take yourself so seriously! LOL

[tonganbiarch]

noo he isnt even a skinny tongan ! LOL . he's like the dumbest tongan i've seen out ! how shameful to us tongans !

[luv4yasutora]

did ppl really see this?

[UltraHyperGirl]

I think the only hting being made fun of here is ninja movies.

[GREG7456]

i wish i got to see all of this u tongans fucking take a joke

[alterlatino78]

thats the skinniest tongan i ever seen

[thebottomlesspaddlin]

All countries do comedy, why not Tonga?

[joocee102]

Lord kill this video. I am ashamed of being Tongan when this sh1t plays.

[BizzyBumpyWilson]

i type up da word "tongan" AND THIS IZ WUT DA HELL I GET!!!???...WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!...WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS, WE ARE MORE INTELLIGENT THAN THIS!!!...AND WE CANNOT LET THE FUTRUE OF OUR YOUTH FALL INTO STOOPID SHIT LIKE THIS!!!

[mattstan]

Calm down. I think you guys will be alright.

[TonganxBaby]

calm dOwn anGerSz!GOSH!

[kareenababay08]

Disgrace the tongan u tungaiku bala momoho

[kareenababay08]

fucken ugly actor....fucken ugly mataikuli

HHHHHHahahahahahahahaa

[kin9daViD]

THATS TONGAN STYLEZ BITCHES LOL

[rockdalefijians]

it wud b nice to watch tis movie

[splashgirl13]

this looks really funny, i wanna check it out!

[ps2gether]

It's really really funny

[Honnis]

i agree

[k8tsky]

it's funny, you should watch it before criticizing

[fobbyo]

lol thank goodness he's Tongan lol

[harmmat]

it's a fuckin' parody,u friggin idiot..bring ur bitch ass here n i'll fuckin' kick ur ass u faggot...

[buttdread]

wow, you're weird...

[brathaspartan]

Calm down mayyyne

[buttdread]

what's tongan?

[Sadamouf]

A specific race of Polynesia located in the South Pacific

[davidmarley01]

what the hella is this bull shit

[d983394]

I would pay upwards of 3 dollars to see this movie

[Moopies]

I am the PI that you sent For LOLOLOL

[theapod]

hahaha, i heard you were good. im the best. i heard you were good. class

[sione24]

only a tongan would do dis...lol

[petelutinitali]

lmfao did u see da part wene he caught da bullet wit his mouf lmfao

[petelutinitali]

lmfao is this really a fuckin movie lmfao choooooooooo hoooooooooooo lmfao dis shit looks hella funny

[beatboy08]

Man.. this looks awesome! When did it come out???

[soccerplay246]

In 2002

[ToNGanStuNNa650]

haha pacific islander

[mizzych1nk33]

I couldnt stop laughing for the last minutes after he caught that bullet in his mouth.

[quietchina]

just wondering, did this come out the same time kung pow did?

[oakesd19]

the film was ok but sum of the lip movements didnt fit with the talkin. lol

[punkenuf4me]

That is all part of the movie, its supposed to be that way ;)

[mizzych1nk33]

yeah, its a reference to old kung fu movies back in the 80s where they were imported from Asian and given voice overs, i.e the lips dont match the talking. Still halarious though.

[costaricanmohican]

i agree, hilarious movie

[Hokaready]

Tongan Ninja is my hero!!! hahahaha

[tonganinja]

kill this movie... dat my cuz sam the loser lmao

[Piu27]

HaHaHa DeY pRoNouNz iT LyK TanGaN BaHaHa Koe TonGaN Moe Ta'e

[therealhera]

hey hey,I'm studying film making, recon if i made a sequal you'd check it out???

[sione24]

curiouswon69 u can go wipe ur ass wita roc bitch......i live on 102 n lemoli cum..... bitch

[gingersnapswolf]

wish they would make a sequal. love this movie. could someone upload some of the music scenes like the one with miss lee, looking at plants? what has happen to all of the people in this movie? they were great!

[SumerianBrownCow]

Lol!

[curiouswon69]

dupit kongas

SAMOA

[footballry84]

you better shut up, I am tongan you gay looser. -_-'

[Imnoatube]

I've seen this movie it is hilarious.

[vaivaka]

LOLLLLLLLLL @ DIS MOVIE... DAMNNN TONGANz... LOL!!!