Docu-View: Gangs of London

[funkateer17]

Poor.

[curlyandsam4]

all u gangstas or also known as troublemakers out are a waste of space and lowlifes its time you get off the street and actually lived like normal human beings do.

[DaneNGRP]

@curlyandsam4 And you told me to calm down? Lol, prick.

[DaneNGRP]

You absolute bunch of cunts, that is all.

[bondsee]

CRAP !!!!

[kisamakara]

people shouldnt get pissed off. these guys are just a bunch of mashers. theres no difference between this and ali-g. its just an act, its funny in parts but as long as its not racist, no problem. it would have been better for these guys to do their filming in some of the real ghettos.

[Soul1871]

this shit isn't even funny waste of space..

[zextre]

ur a pussy cuz real shits going down and u think its a joke

[ukurbanfarmer]

loool haha nice one

[marcochooch]

loooooooooooool all the way...they are taking the piss out of you baaad boyz....lol..i love it!!!

[SomeBlokeLol]

Look at all the hats that guy's wearing. It's such an avante-garde commentary. Great job

[MrSeventhElement]

Everyone should be shot!

[p1hoban]

What a bunch of posh twats

[ImJstMe1]

lol

[tomraful]

Any gang in london selling a handgun pls leave a message..

[JewishDefender]

Awesome video, I loved it.

[terrospark]

step into the park at night n wonder round it for 1 hour if u want beef, ull find it.

[arsenalmortal]

THEY ARE LIKE MONKEYS!!!

FUCK OFF MONKEYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSS!!

GO BACK YOUR SHEAT AFRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA

[BillyShanksworth]

This is good.

[shumsher1]

lol hes funny its a joke , you dumb cunts

[makedatchedder]

WEST LONDON. DIRTY SOUTHALL. EALING BOROUGH SAY NUTIN DIS GUY WUD GET WRAPPED UP BY MY YUNG DONS STRAIGHT HEAD GWARN

[xDan92]

Gangsters?

FUCK OFF! These aren't gangsters.

Mafia is gangster, Top hat wearing bad ass in London is gangster etc.

These people are just clueless cunts who aint got a fucking clue what goes on the world.

[xAshhhFX]

@xDan92 You actually think this vid is real? :L you retard

[xDan92]

@xAshhhFX Since when did I say this vid was real?

If you attempted mind reading you fucking failed hard. xD

[bondsee]

i says dis if you gets all da niggaz out den you wont have all de trouble dat all de niggaz cause, cos if you promise to get all de niggaz a job they all leave de area cos niggaz no want de work. end of de problem

[ADEERKAA]

thumps up if this is a joke LMFAOO

[559northerncali]

i no this shit is fake but gangs in london rnt shit ...they wud all get smoked in california

[CertifiedClasher]

@559northerncali

lol u chat shit anyone can own a gun in the USA here you gotta have connections and money and be smart to own and more importantly use and keep a gun.

said i agen

u, chat,shit.

[559northerncali]

@CertifiedClasher bro u dont no shit!! no one wants a registered gun dumbass its just that the government has crime and everyone controlled in england n here in the us mor shit cracks

[BuddaM90]

@559northerncali busy blocks make more money, not the beach. busting shots ne1 can do its a risk u take, stabbing sum1 takes balls fam

[559northerncali]

@BuddaM90 look dumbass im just sayin that its harder to commit crime over there cuz ur police hav a lot of power wer here in the states they dont..so the gangsters can get crackin

[BuddaM90]

@559northerncali mite do but cum to our busy blocks n u'll get cut n left in different corners.

[559northerncali]

@BuddaM90 come to da hood n ull get smoked while u drivin ur car...aint no real gangsters in britain haha yall pussys!!!

[TheJezzurr]

@559northerncali that's a lot of bullets

[bondsee]

yo !! do niggaz walk upright yet !!

[bondsee]

yo niggaz get back to da cotton field and work your nigga ass boy !!!

i likes to whip niggaz

[3kour]

i can tell why you only made a pilot....

[toweronepower]

*Yawn*

[Aurelian603]

It's shit like this that makes you wonder....I think it's the inbreeding to be honest.

[PorkistaniPedo]

rubber lip monkeys. deport them

[infernomufc]

id love see this guy in actual gang war

[EnglishChannel1]

Lol. This is like Ali G in Staines.

[stampzE5]

DIS AINT REAL LONDON'S DAH FUKIN GHETTO ANY1 DAH FINKZ LONDONS MOIST FUK U AND COME EAST LONDON HACKNEY - LEYTON GO LOOK US UP ON YOUTUBE PUSSYOLES

[Fenderkicksass]

@stampzE5 god shut up...

[CrazyKidBroadmead]

aint gonna lie diz is funny but if i saw dese prics on road i wud put dah knife in der wind pipes

[AJSHERE13]

dis is as hard as u will gget in cardiff...

[o0scotland0o]

well seen scotland isnae like this yes are gay

[MrMentalz1]

this shit is 22222 fake

[moogling]

Man fuck your shit, chattin bare shit you dick heads

[londonspyg]

thisi s funny as fuckkkkk man oh my daiz

[SH0FZ]

LMAO .. go home.

[kkrissy90210]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ol

[Blitzaking]

When those two guys started screaming at that one bloke and he looked at the camera was that just a random bloke or was that organised?

And wicked video! Funniest video on gangs I've seen.

[dhuloz4eva]

pussy bwoy white bwooyyy

[trg1226]

Tiny Raskal Gang

[icyflamez7mk]

were i live in london there is a rare amount of shity little gangs -__-

[Bjarku]

no offence but your talents lie more in acting than comedy. this wasnt very funny but the acting and editing were pretty good

[skint0n0minted]

hahahahaahahahaha

[nycolombian91]

its a city full of immigrants like NYC

[sh0wst0ppa]

M O C K U M E N T A R Ydumb fucks, london would fuck up NY, LA, down south where ever in america. englands tiny and we conquerd the world

[WolfgangHolzmann]

Are you people spastick? It's a joke. Rollinitup, so they're copying your style are they mate . HAfuckenHA!!!

[tomiam128]

lol at 6:54 hes wearing a toronto raptors jersey

[joshera2k8]

fuckin joke east london smash you

[yrshem]

LMAO

[mini1275ccboy]

Brillant! :-)

[cross0159]

Stupid movie

[Raulsta1985]

It's called a mockumentary ........Of course it's a fkn joke lol. A bad one too......sigh, nice try though, oh wait, no it's not.

[Rollinitup]

I agree with frostieBE they r all fukin lames tryin to copy our style cuz we tha shit and they kno it

[WolfgangHolzmann]

@Rollinitup It's a joke you idiot, so they've copied your style have they? Yea bud, your'e the shit. HAHA

[artysm7]

you copied their style.

[XChloeMunozX]

dis is so fake fuk man .. aint no fukin real docu ... nd no1 talks like dat fukin jarrin man !

[fischer7771]

do you people commenting think that this is a real documentary. You probably still believe in santa clause too. lmfao

[apoco]

@fischer7771 HEY FUCK YOU SANTA IS REAL!

[blustere15]

looooooool dis is fake trus me

[FrostieBE]

99% of the so called 'gangsters' in london ar fakers. trust me :)

just cheap copy's of the real thing in the US

[toxic2k7]

lol wow (Y)

[salfordboiz]

ahahaha lonon gangs r softttttttt as proofd on thus video

[sweeper096]

this is a jo0ke right?

[bkzzxlilxthug]

white boys suck

pakiz run things in london anywayz

[NinaBella93]

ur buzzin. londons in england. englands a white country. dnt be silly please...

[nycolombian91]

@NinaBella93 lol london is one of the most diverse cities in the world. london isnt a white city.

[NinaBella93]

@nycolombian91 Dumb shit. It's a white country. There's a lot of different nationalities but it's a white countries. Everyone knows that. Like Nigeria is a black country. It's ethnically WHITE.

[nycolombian91]

@NinaBella93 hahaha please do the world a favor and get an education or smack your teacher for allowing some dumbass like you to walk the streets. your logic was if englands a white country therefor london is a white city. thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard london is probably the most diverse city in the world. london is far from a white city slow one.

[NinaBella93]

@nycolombian91 I'm highly educated. And I'm not white. I said England's a white country. Because it's ethnically white.

Despite how many other nationalities come here, it'll remain an ethnically white country. Any one to disagree with that is stupid. It's like saying England isn't a Christian country. I love how mentally retarded your comeback was.

[RyaannWheatley]

@bkzzxlilxthug shuttup you racist prick

[DanReborn]

hush wog

[kronikbwoiuk]

ARE YOU DUMMB?

[mrhello111]

LMAO 4:19 look at all the hats lol

[lmanfrompeckham]

lool

[GLENvsGLEN]

The handsome policeman with the beard sounds EXACTLY like Ross Kemp. PS. I have met this gang and they set my baby sister on fire just because my BMW was more than 4 years old.

[THISISLolesh]

LOOOL this is the funniest thing ive ever seen, whoever made this is a legend.

[DTGRed]

What the fuck is this

[denisa0001]

dat gay sounds like ali g

[gilleklabin]

as much as this conversation below is more mentally stimulating than the majority of the nonsense written on this video, I can't help but think maybe you could write it somewhere else. Perhaps to a sociologist. ANYWHERE but here. this is a bloody mockumentary. The comedy of this shitty video we made is the amount of idiots on youtube that think its real, highlights how ridiculous gang culture has become. please preach elsewhere as i get a bloody email every time you comment

[CleverDjembe]

explain more...

[DarrenKN]

@gilleklabin Thank you for this clarification gilleklabin-you got me through my gag reflex. If our world always has too respond to others demonstration of themselves, then I am left with this video. I am sure it means something to them, but how can they reach me, without WHAT?

[worriedaboutlife]

To be honest I think you're right - I am not that smart.. look at all the typing errors - I meant that pedofilla in black cultures is not AS high profile. Personally I find the black-white thing a more intriguing problem and I want to understand it. And I think that black people in the UK are in DENIAL about why problems in their cultures exist...

[worriedaboutlife]

okay here's something which is less flippant which i think is pertainent - I once met a nigerian woman in soho who had a T-shirt with loads of writting on it (never trust people with anything written on them - even tattoos) which ended by saying "whatever you do don't call me coloured" - and I asked her what she would do if she met some really old white guy who didn't know that this way of refering to her would be offensive she didn't care-don't you think that this type of attitude is unhelpful?

[worriedaboutlife]

look I don't really want to be pointing the finger at any group in particular - gang culture in glasgow comes from scottish apathy at being subsumed by british hegemony, liverpool problems come from it being the most important port in the 18th-19th centuries and being overloaded (as the uk is at the moment) by too many cultural identities (as well as high unemployment after the end of unmechanised shipping systems) oh yeah and there are black pedofiles in africa it's just as high profile

[elliott3663]

your really the hero of this video comment section aint ya?

[worriedaboutlife]

I don't think the gang problems are necessarily due to class - it's got a lot to do with drug abuse, having too many kids and also a problem that Swift wrote about when talking about home rule for the Irish - which is what happens to cultures when they are subsumed by stronger cultures - cultures generally unravel and revert back to Macho postering and "strongman" politics

[cpboi2]

......secondpart..how many times have you heard of a black pedofile etc etc..maybey we should call them white crimes...plus you said in london its the black kids causing the problems...thats becasue many of them are lower class...look at liverpool and even worse glasgow..all their lower class youth are white...and are waayy more violent than in london...so dont come with ur silly talk

[worriedaboutlife]

Black pedos don't exist because black people aren't cute enough to win childrens confidence.. I should fess up really and admit that I was real high on caffeine when I wrote all these comments and a lot of it's probably wrong. In reality I suppose you are right but somehow, I really do think that there is "something" in what I am trying to explore

[cpboi2]

ok fair enough, iv stoped taking your comments seriously.

[worriedaboutlife]

I don't mean any offence really but I really do feel the antagonistic feelings from black people.. and I wish they weren't there.. cause we're all human and that's that.. but I think it's unwise to over look how shallow life can really be inside the internal workings of people's pysche

[worriedaboutlife]

are represented at a much higher rate in american films/TV they still feel hard done by - If I could cure the world for black people I know the answer lies in Africa. I once said to a black guy who I was talking to about this that "I don't know what it feels like to see people who look the same as I do, starving and killing each other in such great numbers on the TV" - what does it feel like to you does it make you feel when you see yourself in the mirror (I'm assuming your black)

[worriedaboutlife]

I don't believe in what you say about "the media" - I think that from a global perspective the poverty and "fucked up" development of africa over the last 100-200 hundred years has lead black people to be disenfranchised of their own culture - for example you will notice that there are a lot less chinese people in american films - this is because chinese people have their own film culture from hong kong, taiwan and the mainland. This is why I think african-americans even though (cont.)

[Disabledfish]

the biggest "REAL" gangsters in the uk are mainly white, but then there are underdogs who are all races doing the drug dealing on streets.

[worriedaboutlife]

and I don't mean the extremes I mean the general consensus...

[worriedaboutlife]

basically I have formed the impression that specifically Black people hate white people - is this true? - Do black people hate white people?

[Disabledfish]

black people dont hate white people, well where im from its all mixed theres the 1 major gang whats got every race in it and then theres small other gangs such as asians, blacks, whites, irish white, and so on. its more like they feel as if they have it worse of but truthfully it can be the same from what ever background they have. but for some other posts you made yeah the media do portray violence and gang culture as a black thing but the truth is all races are the same as the next.

[londonspyg]

@worriedaboutlife black people DO hate white people il tell you why >>> white gangs target black youths preety soon black gangs will target white youths i say this because i have seen this alot even i was almost attacked its stupid

[worriedaboutlife]

I remember seeing a story in my local "rape and murder paper" which I think sums up my anxieties - A white girl with a black boyfriend tried to wake him up in the morning - he wouldn't get up so she told him he was "a lazy nigger" at which point he lost it and beat her up and then phoned the police saying "My girlfriend's just been racist to me and I just beat her up, what am I supposed to do now?"

[worriedaboutlife]

additionally where the hell (in the US) does a billionaire like Oprah Winfrey get off saying that black people are still discriminated against in the US - or denzel washington for that matter or wesley snipes..

[worriedaboutlife]

additionally I am tired of the idea that "equality" means black people being able to say everything is racist unless they have power - for example you know about trevor phillips right - what the fuck is a man of his education, wealth and privilege doing saying that he's being kicked off the equality council because he's black?

[ambision]

dis is bull shit black people need to realise cos we are killin out own notice its not black people making this video its the white people are laughin at us and we need to come todether as a race not be killing each other this video just shows how dumb this gang shit is

[Disabledfish]

what? are you serious? violence in the uk on a large scale is white its just that the media only show about black violence.

[worriedaboutlife]

yes that;s true because most of the people in the uk are white but black people commit more crime per head than any other ethnic group -- lets all go on holiday to haiti!

[Disabledfish]

not really if you go to estates such as where im from, where its split ethnic groups really whites, asian, black and every 1s selling drugs, every 1s fighting, robbing etc and its like this for any environment.

[worriedaboutlife]

I am refering to crime statistics that I have seen in national newspapers (liberal ones at that) - and this maybe an over-arching and closedminded opinion that I have but from growing up in london it always seemed to me that black kids - enabled by anti-racist nonsense lead the way in establishing the gang mentality and from a global perspective - the worst and most dysfunctional cultures are mainly composed of african peoples - which is why I said lets all go on holiday to haiti!

[cpboi2]

the worst and most dysfunctional cultures are mainly composed of african peoples - which is why I said lets all go on holiday to haiti! ........your not to smart are you.......your basicly saying the black race is the most violent and has the most fucked up culture....... if your gna say something like that i could say who raped and invaded other countries, how many times have you heard of a black student going into skools and murdering a whole class....how many time hav u heard of a black pedo

[Antwonaa]

Dahs tru u nah when its a middle class kid dats when dey act stupid cunts

[Grew2Strong]

GANG UP BOYS.....

n get your GangstaWear from... trickertricks(.)ckom

Do U have the Balls to wear this.....

HaHaHaHaHaHa

[vybzxxx]

who is dis fat bastard shit head im gonna rape his mum

[MEMYSELFnFAM]

diick head!

[falkon14]

@MEMYSELFnFAM join them? lol

[olasvensson]

Blacks are GAY.

[TominCZIT]

Black guys

[keep2yourself]

looOol, they're tooo dangerous :)) be aware.

[hggfhdgdf]

looooool

[Whoizcasper]

Sooooooooo funny

[lilblitz]

put one of these comedians in angel town see how active their sense of humour is, its all well and good making jokes, but it should be by someone from there i grew up in one of the gritty parts of the city, and its not just people running around with silly hats on talking funny, some wrong shit happens that kids have to endure, ive almost lost my life and had associates (thankfully not close friends) lose their lifes, put that on your fucking documentary, little plonkers

[plasterer100]

''so shakes'', '' yu up blud'', dats 2 funny

[GrievanceLondon]

dese dumb youts will get robbed if i ever see them

[1joel2joel3]

ok you big fat youtube defence

[alanmullery]

you fuckin degenerate cunt. your real hard.

[Nick2Glover]

its quite funny but its a bit like youir making london seem safe

[FcukineH]

This was too funny !!! The part with him wearing 5 baseball caps had me cracking up !! Good stuff indeed .

[LeLionNoire]

who gives a shit about the real

[Badbre3d]

dis is a joke , der takin da piss outa da real

[neilp1993]

hahahahahah london!!! lmao pleeease!

[snapbrim76]

that video was a joke cuz! learn to read

[Aaaaaaaaaaaa2k]

shut up u cunt youl get banged

[Nick2Glover]

thats just like pissing me off coz those posh twats probs got mugged or stabbed for this

i hate posh londoners

[fellar99]

its a mockumentary you CUNTS...READ READ READ!

[Donaldihnio11]

haha typical londoners... none of em can fight like men thats why they all runnin round wit little pistols an knifes to protect themselves pussies

[glaxev]

you know this is a mockumentary, these are middle class white yuppies who moved from the home counties to london . Without thinking these white boys probably think that the gangs in london are like the groups of little rich kids getting drunk on wkd in their surrey town centres ^^

[Donaldihnio11]

lol of course this is is acted out .... But im just talking about the average londoner teenager gang members arm themselves with weapons because they simply cant defend themselves with their fists ... Im not saying that im some tuff guy by the way But i could never carry weapons on me because its just so cowardly ... Make you feel like a little pussy

[glaxev]

true it is cowardly shooting someone from a distance

[THISISLolesh]

why drop the 'white' in there? cunt.

[SedVicious]

its a joke you idiots! it says "mockumentary" in the description. you morons!

[smoogie7]

I enjoyed this!

[scouser18EFC78]

haha i wudd be ashamed to be from london wivv dese prikks north west ftw =)

[Stridesz09]

You lot are snobss.

get yur headss from up your fucking arse's and try living in the real world.

Live on my estate and show them this flick, & mans getting his faced Mashed.

[pgl0897]

why?

[poomon99]

u posh pricks, i swere ill fuck u up if i c u on road

[pgl0897]

wots ur beef?

[ibreeding]

Shit.

[RedBitz]

who ever made this should die.

[roycegracie11]

i didn't even watch the whole thing but what a waste of a few minutes

[MachoOwnsAll]

agreed, this was the most stupid piece of shit ever made -.-

[callumtoenail]

its funny that people are actually like that

[Wozle]

BritsArePussies (1 week ago):

"Hahahahahaha still going I bet you rather die then not have the last word what a bitch!"

^That's extremely rich coming from you, you poo-pushing keyboard militant.

[highlife899]

ha ha his the one thats educated! he uses the same comments for everyone..that proves his a little kid hiding behind his monitor

[jennyasheridan]

Oi BritsArePussies I prefer living a city where I'm NOT likely to get shot! so whose happier mate? Are you dead yet coz statistically you really should be!

[stepl5]

You chat shit lol...23 outa 30 kids shootin someone when there like 10 or sumin...8000 die a day? bollox

[guidedogg]

boring stop trying to copy ali g

[zheordy]

gilleklabin i think what britsarepussies is trying to say is that america is a disgusting place to live, they DO have way more crime and hes proud of that, is a fact that american gangsters off toddlers, babies in pushchairs and old people 24/7. Sometimes they just randomly shoot into newsagents for fun. As he points out London is considerably less vile place to live. And he outlines in subtle tones how america is europes penal colony, were aight with that, trust.