Ellen Feiss strikes back

[thegotcode]

Mac, it get you high.

[StarsManny]

"It's fun using my G4 on the beach because the screen is unreadable, sand gets into the keyboard and I have to keep looking round to see if anyone wants to mug me for it."

[fingerfisty]

she looked considerably less stoned that time

[bart2daman]

Good luck seeing anything on the screen when your outside

[SnakeTheWolf]

Use a mac at a beach?

Cool i do it to so i can throw it in the water and go and get my PC!

[skinntech]

" I was just thinking about my friends at home doing their homework because they realize doing homework at the beach is torture. I'm just sitting here at the beach with my mac not really getting anything done because I'm distracted by everything around me. Wow I'm lethargic, but my feet are in the sand and that's mac's doing" This was actually a commercial for Ibeach. Seriously though this chick is an airhead

[firemachima]

she sounds remarkably disinterested

[DarthKrattus]

Wow, she sounds pretty intelligent for a Mac user.

[L33tM0us3]

does she has teh downz?

[donut2790]

This ad campaign really was awful.  Also, this WAS released. I remember seeing it on TV several times.

[NoConsequenc3]

the fuck?

Any laptop does all those things? lmao

[LittleKirra]

Wow its silver, Like every single one made. Great for falling into generic sheep line.

Im glad my $500 laptop only cost $500 instead of the Macs $2500 pricetag for a $500 laptop lol...

OSX is a hash together of freeware bsd and other gnu crap, Pretty much like Linux.. Yet it adds $2000 to the price to have this skinned freeware Os installed instead of Windows?..

S.Jobs cock must taste nice if u idiots are still sucking away after all these years...

[generischernutzer]

@LittleKirra

"GNU crap"..? "GNU CRAP"..?! Ò_Ó

[KillaHaakon]

@generischernutzer

You're right, it's called GNU/Crap.

:p

[generischernutzer]

@KillaHaakon

Richard Stallman will eat your face!

[funfunland22]

"Yeah... I really love my g4..."

I love how she says that.

[Darkrai1337]

0:06

What is she talking about?

[2009rogera]

wait, she said i love my g4 at the end didn't she? why take desktop to the beach crazy woman...

[AreWeMuslims]

You take your LAPTOP to beach???!!!! What paper are you writing these days ?

[Muxxyy]

@AreWeMuslims i'd say the joint-rolling paper. that's the only paper i can actually see her "working" on!

[LtDan42]

All I know is I have been using Macs since system 7.1 (1994) and have done high end video and commercial production with no problems.. not sure what anyone has done to make them crash. They do need to stay true to the OS and not water it down for home computer users though.. My Mac and my Ferrari are much the same.. they are not for everyone.

[marcuschookt]

All you people hate the Mac. Sure it sucks for gaming and other entertainment related uses, but when it comes to work believe me it's better than anything else you can find. The Mac is not a gaming computer. It's main purpose is for work such as video, sound, and photo editing.

[graphicgiraffe]

Seriously whats wrong with most of the people who comment here. Mac and PC are both just fucking computers, theres no war against them, you choose one or the other and thus nothing happens afterwards. Seriously, Apple and Microsoft aren't the ones making these Mac vs PC fights, your just making the fights yourself through 'fanboy-ism".

[fatleader]

i can fap to this too.

[LtDan42]

90% of Macs don't crash within the first year of buying them.. I have not see it happen one time in 20 years.. lol I love urban legends.. wow. oh yeah Elvis is still alive too.. he and Roy Orbison were dropping acid outside the CVS.. lol

[tron178]

@LtDan42 i've seen more than i can count. everyday i get tons of apples wich crashed in their short life ( 1 year or less ) becuase the os is becoming more unstable

[knipan64re]

@LtDan42 I made a Mac crash 3 times the first time I tryd it out.. All I was trying to do was copy paste a picture for a news artical.. >_>

[Andysbat]

oh, and who the fuck is ellen feiss?

[Andysbat]

what's more pathetic? the fact that someone would market such a stupid ideal?

"you can take it places..." or that this is the type of campaign that works against a generous amount of mac users?

sad sad world.

[loudyetlovely]

is this person aware that apple is not the only company that makes lap tops/notebooks?? what an idiot. who would take such an over-priced, gimmicky product to the beach or a ski resort anyway where it will probably get destroyed by sand or water. once again, what an idiot.

[loverofpie32]

are they saying the macbook is the only laptop you can take places?

[fxtrader92]

Typical "cool" MAC user. Got a double digit IQ? Mac's for you!

[Manganau12345]

@cangriman0101

Ok. Is it a coincidence that alienware computers (that run on windows) cost twice as much as a mac? Is it a coincidence that 90% of macs crash within the first year of buying them? Check your facts before you act like a raging faggot and make yourself look stupid on youtube.

[Arakmatzu]

G4??? This girl does not even deserve a 603!!! XD

[beksoe]

i love stoner chicks!

[cangriman0101]

Is it a coincidence that 99.9% of PC users can't afford a Mac?

F.U.C.K. P.C.!

[ROBLOXingHabbo]

@cangriman0101

It's for snobs - like you.

[HoldItAgainstMeh]

@cangriman0101 enjoy your overpriced pos. :)

[cangriman0101]

@HoldItAgainstMeh I am! =)

[loudyetlovely]

@cangriman0101 or are just smart enough to know that macs arent worth the extra money.

[cj5389]

I love stoned chicks

[jw4208]

it's lilshowstoppa.

[SimulacronX]

I don't think all Apple victims are that retarded though

[ImYourGeek]

I'm buying a Mac because you can't use an ordinary laptop at the beach.

[Catilleon]

@ImYourGeek

Why is your Mac waterproof.

[meric2]

The best part about using a Mac at the beach is throwing it into the ocean.

[Thenicereviewguy]

@meric2 no no its using it as a boat anchor

[arquis5274]

She´s totally "high" in this commercial...

[judgement1300]

Looks like she lies at 0:15 typing away and its... its....fun (montone) wow this really great.

[DanielHeusburgh]

@judgement1300 Sounds like she's having sex almost O_o

[IDontDoDrumCovers]

:O its silver? thats like so cool, who cares if its totally crap its silver thats like totally awesome, im gonna go play hacky sack

[Nefus1988]

Worst apple ad ever. Who the hell decided she should be in an Apple ad? She looks stoned all the time.

[eyeonyouproductions]

"It's really fast,

and I just got it.

And it's silver,

and exciting"

Um, Ellen? Hi, just wanted to remind you that this is NOT the commercial for the vibrators, that's tomorrow morning, ok?

[bobfromspeedway1]

You can take it skiing or... wait what?

Lady, if your gonna go skiing or go to the beach, go skiing or play in the water!

[Nordic1337]

I talk like this most of the time.

Dell user btw. 

[AYCHMENG]

She reminds me of the drunk girl at the party that goes hey LETS FUUUCK lol

[skullsrcute]

is it just me or does she remind you of ellen page from the movie juno?

[fezzyfay]

tehgewmbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[bwillwall]

Those were the days, the days macs were obviously better. Now there just, sor of...

[woutermen2]

@bwillwall and when were those days??

[Solidox2k]

wait so... you couldnt do that before with laptops? i dont get it... oh wait, i think being high is a prerequisite, im sure the "shiny" part will be more important then ;)

[franciscojavierm]

That's what happens when you sniff Steve Jobs' brain farts.

[OurBenefactors]

last time i saw something that ugly, it was driving down the road spreading grit in front of my car

[DMalenfant1]

Like all mac users, she sounds like a fucking poser.

[Cotesworth1337]

...shes stoned as fuck xD

[116Bears]

Who the fuck is Ellen Feiss.

[DVDluvr123]

Obviously she is high on Macintosh. She's a Machead!

[strateg1c]

So much enthusiasm...she deserves a Mac.

[Merrick0001]

Ellen you look high as fuck.

[ZOMbyNE]

@Merrick0001 Apparently apple drugged her.

[Treblaine]

Why is mac targeting dull witted wasters?

And sorry, is Apple the only company that does laptop form factor computers?

Macs are great and all but there isn't much that's special about it, except it's a pain in the ass to transfer files between them and more common operating systems.

[ItsZackk]

@Treblaine And the fact that they are made of aluminum and have 10 hour battery life isn't special at all, right?

[Treblaine]

@ItsZackk Macbooks aren't the only laptops (of a given size and age) with such battery performance.

And how is aluminium relevant? Kind of a superficial feature, isn't it?

[ItsZackk]

@Treblaine Oh yah having a laptop not made out of 5$ plastic and can actually take a blow here and here is a superficial feature right? And I challenge you to find one laptop that has 10 hours of battery.

[Treblaine]

@ItsZackk

Well I'd like to see a Macbook that can last 10 hours of ACTUAL use.

In test, marginally longer battery life isn't worth (for me) losing the ability to upgrade HDD/RAM/Battery nor even worth the actual cost that Macbooks are. Too expensive.

[116Bears]

@Treblaine

Mac targets (always has) dull witted wasters because we are the only people unmotivated enough to do some research, and find out what overpriced garbage we are buying. 

[BIGPIMPINUPDANYC]

She reminds me of a female version of Corey Haim.

[CoverTracks]

@BIGPIMPINUPDANYC lol me too

[DanioOoX]

this should be a microsoft commercial

[Zpe3ddyGonzalexx]

what !! take it some place far, like skiing >????? by the pool why to watch pornos by the pool and the beach then it will get sand all over it, typing away LOL

[dj999dominator]

Thank God they didn't use this.

[axxerr]

wow half braindead pot chix kinda turn me on. especially when they do their homework in the fuckin alpes or with their feet in beach sand.

[theschwartz4412]

so r u high, drunk, and horny @ the same time?

[cg2916]

Things wrong with this:

1. Don't take it SKIING!

2. Don't take it to the beach or pool, it'll get wet or sandy.

3. "It's silver" Really? You know that Apple is stupid when they brag about the color of it.

4. "I don't have to watch airplane movies anymore" What?

5. "You got your feet in the sand and you're typing away" Apparently that's a trend now?

6. Shouldn't you be doing your homework at home instead of messing around at the beach?

7. There are laptops that aren't Macs.

Get it right, Apple.

[rileydragon911]

you know that they have non apple laptops right?

[Ablequerq]

Lady, do you know you're not allright?

[julianbell90]

For a second there, I thought she was talking about a vibrator

[theflatearthsociety]

lmao holy shit she is drruuuunkkkk

[Bodhidharma1986]

@theflatearthsociety no...she's high. she confirmed it...not the same dude.

[Companioncube12]

65 people were watching this video on the PC, And then they were like "BLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEE­P"

and then like all thier likes weres gone...

And they were like, "Hmm?"

It devoured their likes, They were really good likes

And then whey had to do it again and fast, so they missed

Which is kind of.....

A bummer.....

I'm Companioncube12 and I'm a youtube commenter....

[xwisdomx]

apparently typing away is fun and using your laptop near water is the new niche. way to go mac lol the first person you picked for your commercial is a pot smoker.

[Unknownboi88]

so we should listening on what new computer we should buy...WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? what the hell do you know?

[M107CQ]

I wanna be sedated

[21stCenturyDub]

"it's silver and its exciting and.."*cut*

[mewrox99]

This is why kids you should not smoke large amounts of cannabis before promoting a shitty product to millions of people

[foxfoobar]

Oh man, i'm loosing IQ when reading stupid Mac vs. PC comments like here!

[Kerze]

@foxfoobar first it's losing and not loosing, secondly IQ has been proven to not accurately rank someone's intelligence , due to IQ tests more often than not testing retention of knowledge and the others either include the former with some "find the difference" questions where the person is ranked on speed with which it was completed or questions that do not test one's intelligence at all.

[WSWarthog]

@Kerze

Proven by who?

[Kerze]

@WSWarthog Umm, what? This has been common knowledge since the late 80's/90's.

[WSWarthog]

@Kerze

Oh no. "Common knowledge" is just a way of saying an assumption is justified because your heard or read it somewhere. That simply isn't good enough. Besides 'common knowledge' is very often mistaken.

[Kerze]

@WSWarthog Touche. I'll grab sources after work.

[franciscojavierm]

This excerpt from Wikipedia is gold: "Fueling the popularity of the advertisement was the speculation that Feiss was under the influence of illicit drugs during the filming of the commercial, due to her slurred speech and disoriented eyes. Feiss denied these claims in an interview with the Brown Daily Herald and noted that she was only taking Benadryl"

[franciscojavierm]

@ThaDarkPizza And one with linux and came on his face LOL

[HDMovieScenes]

SKIING HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA SKIING WITH A LAPTOP HAAHAHAHAHAH

[TheFelixalexander]

EDITED OUT; You got your feet in the SAND and a joint in your mouth and a hypodermic needle in your thigh. Typing away, its really really really fun. (...) My name is Ellen Feiss and I'm a junkie...., I mean student.

[LittleMissNarissa]

haha,, WOW i really love my G4! all of my friend are doing their homework at home... umm, isnt that where you do your homework

[oogaboogan]

marry me stoner girl :(

[Malakael]

Benadryl for allergies again, I assume? And shot at 10pm again as well? I bet.

...I bet she doesn't want her dad knowing she smokes weed, anyways. Weak excuses barely ever work the first time. He probably saw this, turned to look at her with rage-filled bulging eyes, and screamed "I KNEW YOU JACKED MY STASH!"

[OscarLiu24]

@Malakael pretty sure these commercials were filmed on the same day...

[dhkenny2001]

wooow this is reallly greaaaaaaaaaat yeaaaaah im a mindless moron that tryed to talk like darea cause i have no life hey i think im going to go smoke some pot now wooooooooooooooooooow i so just gave my mac book a bowl burn

[oogaboogan]

1 star

would not recommend

[BluHaredFreek]

she's talking about her vibrator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ayelis]

I'm sure everyone's probably pointed this out already but... Do you know how much SAND will get into that laptop at the beach? A computer tech's greatest nightmare. Don't matter if it's Mac or PC. But PC is a lot cheaper to fix, isn't it! ;)

[iHateToRegister]

Stop typing and have some fun with my joystick, Ellen!

[Grensley]

I think most problems with PCs stem from Dells. They are just terrible computers. My roommate had to return 2 under warranty this year. The warranty is up this month. The over-under on our bet is 3 months.

[Mortizism]

It's silver and exciting!

[yubarraboo]

whoa, the mac haters are just like the mac-heads, but with a different brand image.

Scary.

[llamapi3]

Ok buy a mac if you're a tool and like being a label, or you're a completely dumb bitch. Pick your poison. Otherwise if you're an intelligent, independent, human being build a PC and get higher quality for half the cost of a mac.

[llamapi3]

What a dumb bitch.

[xXJeReMiAhXx99]

there are many things wrong with this video

1. this girl looks like she was raped

2. why would u take ur computer skying or to the beach what the hell it's like having no life even when ur outside lol but either way u can take a pc or a mac so pointless

3."it's really fast" once again that depends on the hardware not on the os a $1000 pc will be faster then a $1000 mac

4.silver really exciting mmk lol again pointless

5."sound quality is realy good" not above average, it should be for the price

[ClownFight]

@xXJeReMiAhXx99

1. Why does this girl look like she was raped?

2. Is this the same expression you had when your local priest sodomized you when you were an altar boy, or was that consensual?

3. Why are PC nerds so gay?

[ImperialArmour]

she looks like a fish.

[slackeriii]

What the hell is this moron blabbering about ? Skying? Feet in the sand? Is she some sort of psychopath? *shivers*

[capitalsown]

Oh my god I had a G4 and it sucked.

[stargroove4]

@capitalsown

I had a Classic, Duo Dock, G3, Power Mac, and an IMac.

They all suck. I couldn't "do" anything except rearrange my desktop icons and get on yahoo chat. That was about all. Oh yeah, I could play starcraft and masters of orion. That's it. Game over.

Macs for the loss.

[capitalsown]

agreed. I had to use that damn PowerBook handmedown laptop for like 2 years before I got this 250 dollar eeepc. And I have to say, this thing is fabulous.

[eclairep]

Why would you use your computer when you were supposed to be skiing? Or swimming or tanning, or making a sand castle on the beach?

[reptomicus]

So strange, it's like Justin Long gave her a roofie before they started filming.

[Intosia]

"i love my G4", yeah and i love my IBM Thinkpad with Linux *bye*

[davidkeithbecket]

cheeeeezy

[JassuElla]

I just love Ellen Feiss's pout.

[beelze18]

Seriously, this girl gives me a boner, and not because of how she looks, although shes hot, but because how she talks, am I weird for sayin that.

[cobbfilms22]

SHE IS HIGH ON METH.............

[UnrivaledShogun]

Oh yeah, so apparently windows weren't on laptops too when this video came out. Mac seriously had nothing better to attack Windows with?

[pulseforce]

@UnrivaledShogun I read an interview with Ellen Feiss (this girl). It's not scripted, she was just put in front of the camera and could say whatever she wanted, and they used the best takes. Hence, why she said these stupid things, and THIS COMMERCIAL WAS NEVER AIRED. I can see why, it's stupid. Windows existed on Laptops at the same time. :-P

[undeadelite]

she talks like someone is pointing a gun next to her head and forcing her to say that crap...

i cant imagine why else would u say something like that

[galiant609]

I buy a mac so that I can install winodws

[Photoshoplilli]

all you haters go away. this commercial is l ike epic.

[unicuber]

You're gonna take a laptop to the beach?

Why don't you swim in the ocean, or build a sand castle?

loser.

[sexahchocokitten]

Lmao, I agree. Who the hell takes a laptop to the beach? People go to the beach to relax, get a tan, or swim in the ocean. The person who gave this comment a thumbsdown is a dickhead.

[icanhasheadache]

yeah, honestly I love getting sand underneath the keyboard. that's like my favorite thing.

[weetcka]

@unicuber I take may mac to the beach. and to the park. and to the garden. If you haven't tried, you don't know.

It's about working in a different place, not vacation.

[joshua25071994]

@unicuber Just because surfing with a toshiba or dell isn't that comfortable as on a mac...

[ixeaxe65]

@unicuber

yeah you're right, but if it's just for doing homeworks there, it's ok :)

[NotoriousNewsable]

More like:

Ellen Feis Gets Her Crack Back!

[BangBoyxD]

TEH SOUND QWALITEEH IS REEELY GUD.

I'd like to see an Asus Xonar Dx in one of those piece of shits.

[SBPAlphaGamma]

Did you hear that guys? Apple has invented the laptop!

[ThePepperette]

ROFL

[EchoBlast345]

You got your feet in the SAND -eye pop-

[snottob]

laptops?

[EliteCake]

She wasn't at the beach, bitch was tripping balls.

[tehzoh]

0:15 WEEEEEEED

[CannedBull]

LOOL she stated she wasnt on drugs while the first ad, she was on medication and was also tired. then why is she stoned again on this one? LOL

[Lavercust1]

"take it somewhere fun"... "the beach you know"

ok we're talking about a mac right?

WTF.. yea lets go skiing with the mac and hang out at the beach in winter with the mac.

she made more sense when she was high.

still the cutest chick ever.. the eyes.. the hair... the face.. perfect.

(macs suck dick)

[prede89]

yeah she is very cute, the eyes, hair and face are perfect.

[Manifold1]

this comercial diddnt even make sense

[TubeZoogy]

why did I notice her one giant forehead crease at 0:20 ?

[WowFuckingRockz]

Wow that happens when you raise your eyebrows...

[JimmyFartpants]

Legalize it.

[Jowind]

when were powerbooks illegal?

[horsesflu]

MAC AND PC SUCK

i use a typewriter inked by my own good feeling i can go anywhere while you faggots just sit on your gay machines getting MUCH GAYER MAC AND PC SUCK DAD BALLS FAGGS

[sputniksicles]

how many kbs a second you pullin' down with that bad thing? ;)

[Jesterthefool]

nothing to do with drugs she was taking allergy meds

[velourea]

wow I'm getting so... yea.. excited?

[Bizazah]

i bet she loves the dick aswell

[cuteycindyhoney]

I have an HP netbook. I'd take it to the beach...If I was a stupid moron! I want to see her drop it in the sand. LOL! I wonder how long it'll run with sand and salty sea air grinding away inside it?

"I'm a Mac...Um, got any snacks? My laptop just died."

[DiziCone]

so to reiterate: macs are so intuitive, mindless teenagers high off of their minds can use them - incidentally that's 98% of apple's demography.

[riley194]

her commercialls don't prove anything about either computers!

[LuckbasedDPS]

yes it does, it shows macs highers stoners

[riley194]

haha. I'm a mac. never done that. so na na. lol

[LuckbasedDPS]

so your currently a employee of Macintosh? or just too dumb to read basic english? maybe theres a reason why you like a subpar product

[riley194]

I don' t understand why people get so defensive when it comes to these computers. and if you didn't know, my comment was a reply to someone elses. so it makes more sense when you see that.